Not any of my bros. Most guys would want a legit relationship. Dudes talk a big game but the difference between only enjoying pussy and enjoying a healthy relationship with a home cooked meal isn’t a choice at all.
The only guys that put sex on a pedestal are guys that don’t have sex. Once you start fucking regularly it quickly loses its mystique. The first time a girl accidentally farts on your balls and you both end up naked laughing in bed for 10 minutes, you start to realize it ain’t like in the movies lol.
Well, I remember Chris really obsessed over losing his virginity almost solely because he learned from a movie(40 year old virgin, which he’d never shut the fuck up about) that being an adult male virgin was generally considered pathetic. Then he got a hooker and basically chilled on the sex thing for a while. Which, honestly, probably one of his few wise moves he’s ever made in his life. More “virgins with rage” really should just get a damn hooker of being a virgin bothers them that much. I knew this old Italian chef that said that’s how they roll in the old country. Your dad literally brings you to a brothel and let’s you get your rocks off in a controlled environment with a pro. And he doesn’t usually spring for a top shelf girl either haha. You get the old mamma-san with the gold tooth and a pussy that resembles poorly made ham sandwich. But she’ll take care of ya.
I mean.. that’s not far off from what he said to Megan as he cornered her against a wall..
Yay verily! I say nay, Chris-chan! Thou mustn't toucheth my virtue, thy presumptuous sleazeball!
he did, the sonic autism is just a different denomination of furshit but they are two sides of the same coin
I disagree.
Maybe if the child version had been punched in the face a few times for tarding out he'd have learned not to and we wouldn't have all the others. So I'm going with child Chris.
Chris became trans to try to score with lesbians. He did it to get china.
Furries are also more lumped into the role playing category because they see it as a sexual fetish/fantasy type thing, it's not really an identity movement, unlike being someone who is trans. Chris did want to conceive a child at some point and apart from doing these out of the ordinary sex positions in videos we've seen, he doesn't really have any sort of clear fetish (uhh I don't know if banging your elderly mother counts, unless we already know that Chris has been interested in milfs before all this...).
