HonkyTonk
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There’s an easy mnemonic exercise that might help you:
If it’s ugly as heck, then it’s Neck.
If you’re disgusted deeply, it is Ripley.
(Wait, no, that’s not helpful at all...)
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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There’s an easy mnemonic exercise that might help you:
If it’s ugly as heck, then it’s Neck.
If you’re disgusted deeply, it is Ripley.
(Wait, no, that’s not helpful at all...)
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m40gasmask
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- May 5, 2021
I can't wait for all these idiots to have to pay taxes on all this eBegging they do because they are too stupid to understand what they are voting for.
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I have an emergency! For something happening in 10 months, which I can plan for! Please give me money!
I'm surprised he's cutting his dick off. I wonder what Neck thinks about this.
I'm surprised he's cutting his dick off. I wonder what Neck thinks about this.
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Which demographic gives people like this money? It's like on the NYC subway, when some crackhead wanders on to your train and announces he needs some money for a bus ride back home. 99% of the people on the train know he needs money for crack, but there's always one fat Midwestern tourist who falls for it, and gives him a $10 bill. Is that who gives these troons money? Terminally online fat Midwestern women? Who is naive/kind enough to fall for this shit?
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Neck never bottoms, so he dgaf.
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You know, a crackhead in Chicago or East St. Louis will at least pretend to clean your windshield in exchange.
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I'm looking forward to Wedge getting the amhole surgery, because if Kevin's pathetic penis lead to the amhole, then how will Wedge's wedge turn out? I'm guessing penetration is going to be a "no" for Wedge in the future. Even anal might end up being off the table (though this is a guy who wrecked his asshole with an anal hook, so...).
June 2022 - can't wait!
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Kevin was seething at PRODUCTIVE members of the community. Even if you hate all of them, they still do more work than most of the tranchers do, probably helped charities and animals more than they do, and are actually more useful to trans women than the tenacious unicorn ranch is. It's either 1000$ in rent or you get thrown out of housing! Engage in you "little" room so you can enjoy an unhealthy "coping" mechanism! We'll teach you bare bones about nothing! Penny and Bonnie are landlords, enablers, and white & white passing men with guns teaching more white men how to use guns. At least the firefighters try to save people from fire instead of dousing them in it.
Seriously if someone says "but the tranch is so brave to exist!" like sure but it would be nice if they did more for
Also, Chicago place? That's like 2000 calorie meals right there. That helps explain their portliness.
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Well, if Rioley hasn't necked himself yet, now he probably will. His pussy was canceled, while Wedge's is getting expedited
What a wonderful time to be on The Farms
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I just had the weird thought that since Ravioli identifies as nonbinary, is he also offended by "Ma'am"?
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The answer to any question that starts with "Would Rioley be offended by..." is yes.
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I bet he's also offended by
Green Eggs and Ha'am!
Ba'am!
Peanut butter and ja'am!
while out on the la'am!
from his tranzphobic fa'am!
Green Eggs and Ha'am!
Ba'am!
Peanut butter and ja'am!
while out on the la'am!
from his tranzphobic fa'am!
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I don’t think he’s worrying about that down in hell
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When Ripley dies (godbear forbid) and goes to hell, Satan is gonna ask him, 'what are you doing back?'
When Ripley was born, the doctor went over sadly to his mother and told her in a very somber tone, 'we're sorry ma'am, we did everything we could, but unfortunately he made it out.'
When Ripley's apartment caught fire, his roommate told the neighbor 'shh, don't wake him.'
Ripley accidentally left some dental floss out on the kitchen table one night, the next morning all the roaches had hung themselves.
Growing up, his dad complained that Ripley was a spoiled kid. Mom said to him, 'a lot of kids smell that way!'
.... Yeah I lifted these from Rodney Dangerfield.
I'll stop now.
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Pretty much as I expected, Rioley is back, nothing really happened. Ngl, immediately jumping to post "lol bet he 41 percented guys!!!" solely because a twitter addict spent a few days not posting on Twitter is a little bit autistic. If anything it was probably good for his mental health... Then again, he does engage in diaper baby fetish roleplay in real life too.... Ehh, scratch that idea. He'd need a hell of a bigger intervention than just a few days off social media to find his way back to sanity.
Not much worth posting, but here's the latest Ripley selfie anyways.
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Not much worth posting, but here's the latest Ripley selfie anyways.
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Strong autism vibes too. I have a terrible feeling the picture with color would clash immensely.
Also, I'm glad he didn't die, but I'm not glad to see him again. Kinda like his credit card company.
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Now that he's back and proven not dead, maybe Rioley can finally get his own thread that he deserves.