US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Hell, while I don't play much in the idea of an invasion by the euros. One simple number should sober any commander planning it. There are 19 million veterans in the U.S. Their worth is not in their fighting capability, but that they, every single one, can teach more people. That's more potential drill sergeants than most countries have military personnel.

Exactly.

More to the point: we've got guys whose sole purpose was to train insurgencies.

They're not gonna send Eurofaggots here. If it comes to foreign intervention, they'll send cannon fodder: thugs from Mali or Nigeria if they can scrape them together and slap blue helmets on them so they don't shoot each other by mistake.

 

[make_it_so]

Sometimes lolcow Razorfist gave his take on the Biden vaccine mandates.

 

[Randall Fragg]

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Joepedo is going to be so mad when he finds out about this I wouldn't want to be the first kid he comes across.


Truck Man 2.0 was attempted, even more glowing than the first. Dodge Dakota lmao ok, that's a real rebel there...

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The Virgin Glowtruck vs the Chad Race War Van.
(seriously, I think Deagle Nation being exposed was the point where reality started to break down and the spiral into clownworld really began. Who knew that Jace being real was the only thing keeping us all sane?)

 

[Meat Target]

...how? You really mean to tell me the White House has 64 million dollars+ to throw around?

Whose money are they sending? Where are they getting these funds to just throw around? Whose bright idea was it to give money to Afghanistan like the Taliban won't just pocket it immediately?

They should have the slam poetry girl from Biden's inauguration write a moving, inspiring poem to the Taliban, asking them nicely to buy back all the military equipment they now have.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

yeah back during the whole northern Ireland debacle most irish bars from boston to new york had collection jars for NORAID.
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Hell, while I don't play much in the idea of an invasion by the euros. One simple number should sober any commander planning it. There are 19 million veterans in the U.S. Their worth is not in their fighting capability, but that they, every single one, can teach more people. That's more potential drill sergeants than most countries have military personnel.

Several Irish-Americans fought in IRA brigades in additional to providing financial support. Not only will Uncle Liam and Grandpa Paddy know how a British special forces unit operates, they'll teach everyone else too. No, I don't think any foreign troops, particularly Commonwealth troops, will be able to do anything other than get drunk and pose for pictures in Times Square.

 

[Terrifik]

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most likely her end of life

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1437524499285659648

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O7 Keep doing god work brave people of Isreal

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1437523657845264397

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Israel Is Preparing for Possible Fourth Covid Vaccine Dose - Bloomberg

archived 13 Sep 2021 13:12:45 UTC

archive.vn

It gets better

https://twitter.com/DrEliDavid/status/1437522883337723914

 

[X Prime]

@Dom Cruse

I remember being on the sideline of Gamergate and laughing at the retards involved with it.
Why the fuck has that become the cornerstone of the current zeitgeist? Was Jace supposed to be real, and all of this is the fallout of the reality where he's fake? Is there some Mandela effect bullshit happening?
Did I die, and all of reality since then become a decomposing limbo?
God I feel old. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

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The Virgin Glowtruck vs the Chad Race War Van.
(seriously, I think Deagle Nation being exposed was the point where reality started to break down and the spiral into clownworld really began. Who knew that Jace being real was the only thing keeping us all sane?)

Have I lost it? Have we entered a timewarp? I could swear this post was hours ago!

 

[Sithis]

Again, they went up against the SAB. They didn't do well, but it's a bit of a fucking stretch to say that there's anybody in the USA who could match their strength on the ground.

You got an awfully big fucking ego if you think that you could pull off anything close to "Bandit Country" levels of shit. If you're hiding in the woods, good, you'll starve and be unable to hit shit. You'll run out of food and ammo having accomplished fuck-all.

Lol nigga our entire nation exists in part because of the penchant that country rednecks have for hobby shooting and hunting in the woods. And that's with rules and regulations in place that limit how we can hunt and how often.
It's one of the few saving graces that remain of living here but the reality is that the US is remarkably safe from foreign invasion. Hell, there are enough mountainous regions and shit that we'd probably even survive a few direct mushroom cloud attacks - our financial power is concentrated in cities but our production power is spread across the land.

So even with the chinks acting fucky, hell even if half the remaining countries of earth launched simultaneous ICBM strikes against the US, I feel the real danger we have to worry about is someone like Biden or even worse dragging us down to a point where an enemy wouldn't even bother bombing us because that would be a waste of a perfectly good bomb.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1437530522247389189

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

It gets better

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Short of glowing like the sun.

I hope the Palestinians win in the end.

 

[verissimus]

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https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1437524499285659648

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https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1437523657845264397

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Israel Is Preparing for Possible Fourth Covid Vaccine Dose - Bloomberg

archived 13 Sep 2021 13:12:45 UTC

archive.vn

The definition of insanity folks. Just keep taking the jab until you see a different result.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I remember being on the sideline of Gamergate and laughing at the retards involved with it.
Why the fuck has that become the cornerstone of the current zeitgeist? Was Jace supposed to be real, and all of this is the fallout of the reality where he's fake? Is there some Mandela effect bullshit happening?
Did I die, and all of reality since then become a decomposing limbo?
God I feel old. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

Where we went wrong was the left decreeing that there's certain people you can't criticize or disagree with, certain opinions you're simply not allowed to have, which Anita Sarkeesian was the first major instance of that, Gamergate was just part 2.

Back in my day people would debate and hash things out till the cows come home, people disagreed often, but it was understood that people have a right to their own damn opinion without shit like deplatforming, that all started to change with Anita Sarkeesian.

Yes it's crazy that that's where it started and snowballed from there, but that's what happened, basically the left stopped wanting to play the game called "it's a free fucking country" and wanted control of absolutely everything and maybe it's high time we ask them the question "you and what fucking army?"

I saw that evolution firsthand as left wing people became meaner and meaner and less and less willing to communicate.

 

[JON CENA]

I remember being on the sideline of Gamergate and laughing at the retards involved with it.
Why the fuck has that become the cornerstone of the current zeitgeist? Was Jace supposed to be real, and all of this is the fallout of the reality where he's fake? Is there some Mandela effect bullshit happening?
Did I die, and all of reality since then become a decomposing limbo?
God I feel old. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

I still fucking can’t get over how e-celebs immediately made Gamergate about game journos and the indie scene unethically literally sucking each other off (even though everyone agreed by 2014 no one actually gave a fuck what rags like IGN and Kotaku wrote), and not about how a bunch of dweebs from San Francisco had such far reach that they could make a decent attempt at censoring the internet over some girl sucking off 5 Guys. If you told me that Gamergate was gonna foreshadow politics for the next couple decades I think would have literally shot myself, but we were all just too busy pressing 1 in chat for are armed forces ok gamers

 

[deeplyhigh]

Whose money are they sending? Where are they getting these funds to just throw around? Whose bright idea was it to give money to Afghanistan like the Taliban won't just pocket it immediately?

Our money. It’s always our money.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I still fucking can’t get over how e-celebs immediately made Gamergate about game journos and the indie scene unethically literally sucking each other off (even though everyone agreed by 2014 no one actually gave a fuck what rags like IGN and Kotaku wrote), and not about how a bunch of dweebs from San Francisco had such far reach that they could make a decent attempt at censoring the internet over some girl sucking off 5 Guys. If you told me that Gamergate was gonna foreshadow politics for the next couple decades I think would have literally shot myself, but we were all just too busy pressing 1 in chat for are armed forces ok gamers

The attitude the left adopted during Gamergate, the attitude of "fuck you, I don't care what the facts are, just shut up and swallow the opinion I want you to swallow" is the attitude the left has adopted for everything now, from video games to vaccines.

If you ask me it was inevitable that that shit would lead to a literal war, they're fascists, they want to control what you say, what you think, what you do, what you buy and now even what you put into your body, again I say "you and what fucking army?"

 

[tehpope]

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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1437530522247389189

 

[All Cops Are Based]

I'm really starting to think that this vaccine situation is going to be what sparks the second civil war, I'm really feeling it in my bones that shit is going to get that much crazier.

Americans have been growing to viciously hate each other for years and all we needed was some excuse, the vaccine might be the perfect excuse.

This is what I've been worrying about. All the other shit we hate each other over as a country is too fragmented to ever become the crux of a civil war. e.g. race, which is way too complicated with too many in-roads and shades of gray for any of the very real resentment to pour out into some day of the rope/mayocide scenario.
The vax is literally, not figuratively, 2 sides. It couldn't get more simple: either you're for medical tyranny, or you're not. It can't get neater and more cleanly defined than this, and if the business mandates survive judicial scrutiny, a lot of Americans are gonna feel like they're finally being pushed into "nothing to lose" territory.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I love how the military is now trying to say that they didn't have time to prepare an orderly withdrawal.

The US Military. An organization that throughout the Cold War prided itself in being able to deploy entire divisions across the Atlantic to Europe within a moment's notice. Unable to leave a place they had been stationed at for damn near two decades. They're telling us that during that time no one made any plans, there were no contingencies, and no one had any idea how to proceed. They're admitting to a staggering level of incompetence.

In saner times, a lot of high-ranking people have would been court-martialed over this shit.

 

[General Disarray]

My mind still wanders to that bill they're set to pass in New York to have the authority to take people, even based on description only, and detain them as a health hazard.

Then it moseys on over to Norfolk Airport, where NATO has set up two command centers.

"Norfolk is home to both Allied Command Transformation and Joint Force Command Norfolk, the only two NATO commands in North America."

Then I just stop thinking 'cause the only spoons I have for this shit anymore is the one in my hand.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Who the fuck is Borscht.

When did the new overlord drop?