Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Empresa]

the kayfabe is so strong that he's staring into the camera for the majority of the fight

 

[thismanlies]

Like didn't miss a beat, no brakes, no fucks given, "nigga I wipe up ya poo poo"....I watch PPP on and off, I'm glad today I was on

What are the odds of him getting a sex change and hooking up with Amber Lynn?

 

[FujiWuji]

Surfer is best in small doses.

 

[anuscabbage12]

FIGHT
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the kayfabe is so strong that he's staring into the camera for the majority of the fight

Surfer is CONFIRMED PPP's Father

Surfer DOES clean his poopy from the toilet seat

whats wrong buddy? can't handle a little felt?
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>tfw surfer cleans up your poopy stinky shit

 

[Sammich]

Wow I didn't expect that! Hope everything is alright once things cool down, I don't like them fighting.

Yeah, i do like the lads, it sucks to seen friends falling out. I hope it's just a bump in the road.

 

[Piranha Pleb]

That took a rather sudden derailment. This show overall felt kinda off in comparison to normal ones. I guess they should have ended after the tech problems. I hope in the morning they can sit down and talk things over like men. It would be a shame to have Canada’s favourite gay couple split up.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Nothing but W's for the gunt today. My god.

 

[Snuckening]

Surfer's funny, sometimes, but his ego this stream was fucking retarded.

And all that "Boohoo, I cook, I clean!!!" faggotry, just before Surfer threw a tantrum and cut the stream- Hate to say it, but facts are facts- Surfer was straight-up acting like the jealous gf on her rag. "Well, if you won't stop seeing your freinds, then I'm gonna pull the plug on the whole relationship!!!"

I don't want Surfer to bail out of the stream, but he needs to get his ego in check. And stop getting so drunk that he acts like an ass. That shit was just embarrassing.

 

[mdrop22]

This is all true...however without Surfer breaking things up at times, a PPP stream is like being yelled at by a Christian school P.E. teacher on her period for three hours.

Ok sounds like you don't like PPP's content. It's his channel, he created all the ideas for shows and he finds the content. Its not really Surfer's channel. Maybe you and other fans should try to convince Surfer to start making his own content. But I subscribed to PPP's channel for his takes, not Surfer's.

 

[anuscabbage12]

See PPP's problem was that he leaned in

 

[Lou Reed's Dead Parrot]

I love how PPP plays stupid and goes ''Surfer, are you okay? You're drunk, I'm sober'' and is visibly embarrassed when Surfer talks about pampering him and having to take care of him LOL

 

[Sammich]

I'm just big mad we aren't seeing what's going on there now!!

 

[JewishCensorship]

I disagree with everyone on Surfer I guess. People take these shows way too seriously. Surfer adds a goofy, unpredictable element that can't be replaced. Doxxing with surfer is kino for example. PPP calling Surfer a jannie basically is just pure ego and disrespect. It's even more egotistical than RJ saying he is the show. Surfer has a lesser temper than mine because I would've socked PPP and then gotten beat up by the Big Dog.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

We can argue about who won all day but i think we can all agree that the real loser is Surfer's liver

 

[JCDenthog]

I normally lurk so this is my first post but I've had fights with buddies of mine a lot like the one we saw on the show. I don't think Surfer is going to leave or they'll have a big fight. Friends can fight and I think they'll just work it out in the morning. It was pretty funny watching them go at it. PPP and the shitty toilet is pretty jokes.

 

[vulg]

ITS POOPY CLEANING TIME

JANNY FINLAAAAAAY

 

[Sammich]

I disagree with everyone on Surfer I guess. People take these shows way too seriously. Surfer adds a goofy, unpredictable element that can't be replaced. Doxxing with surfer is kino for example. PPP calling Surfer a jannie basically is just pure ego and disrespect. It's even more egotistical than RJ saying he is the show. Surfer has a lesser temper than mine because I would've socked PPP and then gotten beat up by the Big Dog.

I mean, we only seen the start there. Who knows what actually happens, and I do agree, it's a fun show, but good lord sometimes it takes an hour to get through 5 minutes of video. I think Surfer's ego has gotten way too big.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Whenever people debate the merits of one or both of them, or now one compared to the other, I always want to say, their value is in how good they are as impromptu comedians, & how likable they are. And that's it. They have no other value. Their opinions are mostly insane & there's no moral consistency to who they attack & how they attack them.

The problem with the last two streams is that they were really long & not very funny. PPP has not been making jokes. His formula of filling hours of time with calling someone a loser over & over again is not interesting. Surfer does save some of these streams, but he can't give them any feeling of pace or structure. Here you had PPP trying to get through his over-stuffed agenda for the night & Surfer trying to derail it i.e. make it funny. I sort of side with Surfer here because the stream just sucked. Make jokes, Ashton. That's what you're good at.

This is all true...however without Surfer breaking things up at times, a PPP stream is like being yelled at by a Christian school P.E. teacher on her period for three hours.

Surfer just needs to perfect when he interjects, why, and what he interjects with. With his brain ten times bigger than the normal Jewdoctor that shouldn't be hard, right?

Completely agree.

 

[gaystoner]

I watch the show for PPP. Surfer was originally a small quirky element but the quirky element is best used sparingly vs everytime.

 

[Luciusmaximus]

I disagree with everyone on Surfer I guess. People take these shows way too seriously. Surfer adds a goofy, unpredictable element that can't be replaced. Doxxing with surfer is kino for example.

Surfer is the kind of guy who is very easy to dislike.

PPP is the typical kind of person that most A-logs are going to drift to were he does research and plans the show that makes sure to not trigger their autism.

While surfer is the unfilitered content were he just speaks his mind and just wants to make funny jokes and does not really care about the schedule.

He adds the atmosphare of PPP and his best buddy laughing and having a good time together. I understand that most people don't really care about and just want PPP to post part 50 of epicly owning ethan but I think the window we get into their friendship really adds to it.