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[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

*Not to be autistic - I know we euphemistically refer to it as a 'bathroom', but that is its primary purpose, is it not? I feel like I'm the one going insane.

Pardon my akhually, but no. Most people moved bathing inside before they moved their toilets inside, so the name stuck.

 

[Itterasshai]

 

[get_ur_gamon]

I don't even have a witty comment for this. What can I say that the image doesn't say by itself?

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[Windows XP Home Edition]

Just imagine if you're a young woman/teenage girl in a changing room and you stumble across this pervert and his poorly applied makeup wanking off in front of a mirror at the sight of his moobs "new breasts" before he tries to molest or rape you.

Don't want him in there? Well then you're a transphobic bigot!

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

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Somebody put this in a museum this is art.

Like...watch him treat the most obvious motivations and beliefs shared by almost everyone who has ever or will ever live like he’s an anthropologist discovering this bizarre and interesting culture in which people with factory-installed penises who are attracted to people with factory-installed vaginas do not stop being attracted to the latter because the latter wishes to be called Aiden now, and in which the penis people will pretend to be open-minded about troons because the sluttiest girls are on the left and thus it gets them points with those girls like pretending to be bisexual got girls points with guys back in the 90s/00s. Oh and in which some guys are still willing to fuck factory installed pussy for as long as they can either endure or ignore what the owner has done to the rest of its body, and those same guys are unwilling under any circumstances to get near the owner, or even former owner, of a factory-installed penis.

Lmao Dr. Troon’s extensive field research has resulted in the discovery of...sexual orientation.

And nowhere in any of this does anyone involved actually believe females and males can magically turn into each other. Lol.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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>Hella

Fucking California.

 

[Dromedary]

Pardon my akhually, but no. Most people moved bathing inside before they moved their toilets inside, so the name stuck.

It's interesting. British and Irish people often mock Americans for calling them "bathrooms", especially public ones, but in the US at least it was a genteel euphemism from the early 20th century. The word toilet as in "Where's the toilet?" just clangs the American ear as crass. It's like saying, "Where's the shitcan?", I'm not saying this is justified, it just is.

 

[Emmanuelle]

Meanwhile in the same met gala lol
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Remember when it used to be clothes =/= gender? I bet twitter is screaming right now about how all these men must be uncracked eggs

Imagine your team hates you so much that you picked out your suit and sensible tie and your team is like “lol no..press!” And turns you into the laziest transvestive ever…

Bro hates every minute of it and the bitches cackling behind it couldn’t even give him cute shoes.

This look is Heidi Fliess ran out with hot chicks with dicks and in desperation threw this twink into a gown to send to Charlie Sheen. Vintage

*update: “transvestite”- holy shit that 6th vodka tonic hit hard

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

So is she just a queer men for being a tranny or will she soon became a gayden?
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Ellen Page is a lesbian so isn't she a straight man now? Since FTMs are real men? Or does being trans make you inherently "queer", always, even if you're larping as a heterosexual?
Or maybe she doesn't want to let go of her own personal experience as a gay woman her whole life. In that case though you'd be an ex-queer? Can't have it both ways. Mind numbing.

 

[Unheard Bird]

That stood out to me immediately. The self awareness just isn't there.

Also, there's no obsession. It takes very little time out of someone's day to check up on crazy troon antics. It's kinda funny when terminally online troons try to tell others that they spend too much time doing something on the internet. Your degeneracy is a simple internet hobby. Get over yourself.

Love the delusion that anyone who posts here and thinks they're mostly absolutely insane, is a misinformed 12 year old or some right wing boomer. Sorry to break it to you. We're neither kids, nor old and a good number of us wouldn't touch anything right wing with a ten foot pole. But please, go ahead and delude yourself into thinking you enjoy full support in certain demographics.

Exactly, its merely entertainment from them being such a monstrous public spectacle. Its ironic that they say ha about us when heir whole existence spins on a dime, dependent on constant internet validation from mutually delusional peers or they'll commit sudoku or homicide. Besides, it helps to know what degeneracy they're trying to get instilled into law so we can try and prevent it from harming society further.

 

[DoubleD]

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Unstoppable force - 'you cannot tell someone what their gender is' - meets immovable object - 'you cannot tell someone what genders they are attracted to'.

In the end, the unstoppable force usually wins, but not without some uncomfortable implications, like how any straight dude who's been attracted to a non-binary person (regardless of how femme they present) is apparently now queer. And being attracted to two different types of non-binary is enough by itself to be considered bisexual. Lesbians are also at risk of getting reclassified as bisexual if they'll sleep with FTMs but not MTFs.

Gender based attraction never made much sense on the face of it, since this would involve distinct attraction categories for every permutation of non-binary, but when the alternative is acknowledging sex-based attraction, they'll refuse to see reality and insist on the rest of the world adopting their mental model.

I don't even have a witty comment for this. What can I say that the image doesn't say by itself?

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I've said before: Elliot Page would be great for playing a prepubescent boy - ideally in a role that requires dramatic heavy lifting above and beyond what a typical child actor would be capable of. There are a lot of Hollywood adults who play children well into their thirties. Why doesn't she? Or would she consider such roles to be beneath her? Beggars can't be choosers. And her character in Umbrella Academy was basically a petulent child anyway.

 

[Blasterman]

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> looking at gay comics makes me so dysphoric i get nauseous
sweatie that's just run of the mill homophobia, not dysphoria.

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

Ellen Page awakens my motherly instinct in that getup, I wanna ruffle 'his' hair and give her a cookie and a glass of milk so she can grow big and strong.

 

[Daria]

I sense some major Peter Pan syndrome going on with Ellen. She's trying as hard as possible to look like a (extremely haggard) pre-pubescent child. I woudn't be surprised if she was sexually assaulted or otherwise abused as a child star and it all stems from there. Sad!

I think you must be right. I always find it so strange that she doesn't seem to be taking any testosterone - no facial hair, no body hair, no muscle growth. But if it's subconsciously to look like a child, that makes sense in a crazy way.

 

[NynchLiggers]

> looking at gay comics makes me so dysphoric i get nauseous
sweatie that's just run of the mill homophobia, not dysphoria.

*autoandrophilia

 

[behindyourightnow]

Antinomianism.

Leviticus 19:28 You shall not make cuts in your flesh for a person. You shall not etch a tattoo on yourselves. I am the Lord.

Using the Lashon Hakodesh is proof it's Antinomianism and not ignorance.

Which situation is more likely:

This person scoured Leviticus to find an obscure tattoo prohibition that Christians and even most Jews these days ignore, and then tattooed themselves deliberately for the purpose of expressing a heresy that says Christians are not bound by Mosaic law (?)

or

They thought Hebrew letters looked cool

Imagine your team hates you so much that you picked out your suit and sensible tie and your team is like “lol no..press!” And turns you into the laziest transvestive ever…

Bro hates every minute of it and the bitches cackling behind it couldn’t even give him cute shoes.

This look is Heidi Fliess ran out with hot chicks with dicks and in desperation threw this twink into a gown to send to Charlie Sheen. Vintage

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It's the Met Gala, it's a fashion event for the sake of a clothing museum, with a yearly theme. You're encouraged to make a bold artistic statement with your clothes, not like your typical awards ceremony. Which makes Ellen Page's sad tuxedo even sadder. I do agree the outfit is boring (although not as boring as Page's).

I also hate those shoes but unfortunately they seem to be in style right now

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I cannot get past this outfit. The too-long sleeves. The cut of the pants in contrast to the suit jacket. The shoes. Was she trying to make some sort of statement, or was it all accidental? It is making my brain hurt.

Also, I think she has had jaw fillers.

 

[Blasterman]

Imagine your team hates you so much that you picked out your suit and sensible tie and your team is like “lol no..press!” And turns you into the laziest transvestive ever…

Bro hates every minute of it and the bitches cackling behind it couldn’t even give him cute shoes.

This look is Heidi Fliess ran out with hot chicks with dicks and in desperation threw this twink into a gown to send to Charlie Sheen. Vintage

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WRONG. he looks cute. I stan twinks completely mogging trannies by looking cute in a dress and the shoes add a sense of humor/self awareness that is necessary as a fag in a dress

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Gotchu
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Sorry to go back to Ellen Page again - this thread has been moving quickly and I'm still catching up after the DDoS and a busy week. Watching her wandering around cluelessly in her giant suit reminds me of endless family/friends' weddings where the little pageboy (excuse the pun) gets distracted chasing birds outside the church and is now desperately looking around for Mum and Dad.

I'll bet you five Bongland pounds that she spent the afterparty running around between the tables and skidding onto the dancefloor on her knees.

 

[Protistology]

Which situation is more likely:

This person scoured Leviticus to find an obscure tattoo prohibition that Christians and even most Jews these days ignore, and then tattooed themselves deliberately for the purpose of expressing a heresy that says Christians are not bound by Mosaic law (?)

or

They thought Hebrew letters looked cool

Antinomianism culture, not individual.

Here, to trigger your cute aggression:

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't even have a witty comment for this. What can I say that the image doesn't say by itself?

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tfw you troon out the week before prom and all the rental stores are out so your dad lets you borrow his wedding tux

Also, since we're on the topic of women who know how to wear a suit: