Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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I like Surfer's takes in small doses, it was good when he used to just come in and offer a take while he was taking a break from work and go back after a few minutes but this stream with talking about the gambling, bringing it up multiple times when he could left it alone or when he kept talking about jerking off during the Mike Enoch stream, it does get a bit much at times. He has been going overboard with it recently.
Hopefully they figure it out and kiss and make up and maybe PPP can only stream while Surfer is working so he'll be distracted outside of Cuckada, Cooking With Surfer or special episodes like the Baked and Chaggot ones.
I did laugh when Surfer started called him Ashton that was a real "I'm your father" move.

PPP shits on jewsh almost every stream.
and yet Jewsh waits on PPP's bated breath to the point of being angered at surfer's interruptions. Seeing everyone snake on surfer is pretty sad and Josh could've written this post about surfer weeks ago, but waits until everyone is against him. that's some pussy shit.
 
Eh, I suspect that'll blow over pretty quick and was mostly just surfer being drunk. But who knows. PPP is probably pretty upset that shit got said on camera. I think the doxing with surfer segments already kind had him on edge about how much was getting out in the wild.
I hope they kiss and make up but can you really go back to normal after your friend tells the internet he has to clean up your shit from the toilet seat? Surfer actually felted both of them with that one, pretty embarrassing.
 
and yet Jewsh waits on PPP's bated breath to the point of being angered at surfer's interruptions. Seeing everyone snake on surfer is pretty sad and Josh could've written this post about surfer weeks ago, but waits until everyone is against him. that's some pussy shit.
Jewsh simps for PPP as PPP shits on him daily, how nice it must be to be the BIG DAWG.
 
SURFER NOOOOOOOO
The frustration in that dispatcher’s voice… I wonder if this is even the first time they’ve had a lover’s tiff mediated by the local police. What a pathetic performance from Surfer. I could understand calling the police if PPP hit him, he’s a big guy, but calling over angry words is such a bitch move.

Also @Null, is this a happening?
 
Do these dirty fucks just not pick up after themselves huh? What is it with so many people advising others online with politics, morals, wellbeing etc... yet not having their own lives in check? Well, at least it makes for good entertainment.

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Do these dirty fucks just not pick up after themselves huh? What is it with so many people advising others online with politics, morals, wellbeing etc... yet not having their own lives in check? Well, at least it makes for good entertainment.

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PPP probably trashed the place after surfer refused to feed him.
 
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