Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Theboot]

I'm beginning to accidentally collect enough anecdotal evidence to support the theory that the superobese aren't capable of 100 percent shitting in the toilet.

As long as you shit in the general vicinity. Mission accomplished.

 

[arabianights]

Nobody cares about your retarded takes on race and cops and your lies about being top salesman of something nobody really needs.
you are retarded junkie and nobody honestly likes you
shut up surfer

 

[free_protons4u]

I have to admit, at the end of the stream I thought it was a gayop. Didn't PPP have a faux-failing out with Godwinson or something along those lines, and they pretty much did it for the memes?

Surfer's voice in the video was shaking a bit like he was emotional, and I doubt that retarded spazz could control himself that well to pull something off like that. Still, I found the alleged 911 operator to be a lot quieter than I would imagine in a situation like this. I understand she's collecting information but I also think she would have an obligation to do harm minimalization and would have repeatedly and firmly direct Surfer to ignore PPP and to stay focused on the conversation.

I'm not sure the operator should suggest going inside to a bedroom either. In a gay domestic situation like this, I would think they would be instructed to go outside and away from the situation for de-escalation

I'm 90% it's real, and I hope it is, because Surfer has never said anything intelligent and made the streams unwatchable. I was hoping he would spin off and do his own shit on the channel like the cooking stuff, which I easily ignore, but his increased participation in the streams with PPP made large segments unstomachable.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

I can't believe Surfer would bitch out like this. I hope he takes a long look in a mirror, calling the cops is a complete jew move and goes against his entire alleged world view.

 

[stupid orc]

i wonder when ppp will turn on surfer

called it, seriously when will this fat tard be upgraded to drama cow? he can't handle a song he doesn't like and a little poking and proding about his gambling addiction?

 

[The Biggest Meme]

called it, seriously when will this fat tard be upgraded to drama cow? he can't handle a song he doesn't like and a little poking and proding about his gambling addiction?

Yeah I agree. But calling the cops on your friend of years is fucked.

 

[FujiWuji]

I can never tell when they're fucking with us anymore. I've been gaslit by years of kayfabe.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

TBR I'm sure few among us can't empathize with fighting with a good friend and roommate. It sucks man, and you hope you can get through it. But to call the cops is a big oof and a yikes. Really shitty.

 

[Kab]

This is all sad and all, but what's with all the sudden Surfer hate? I get turning on him for being a bitch and calling the cops, but a lot of the posts on here and in chat seem like they always hated the guy. Is it just newfags?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Surfer has been exposed as a schizophrenic kike with liberal jewish elite family members working with Justin fucking Trudea. How surprising is it that a kike was dealing drugs that FUCKING DESTROY WHITE FAMILIES. With fucking murders and rapists. What was last name of the guy? Larry what?

People constantly fucking alog and bitch about Rand and Ralph for being niggers and this fucking surfer kike is such a fucking nigger disgrace to the movement, to white people and even for leaf standards is a fucking disgrace.

maybe his on to something...

 

[JCDenthog]

Will Surfer go on the Killstream to cement his snaking status?

 

[Near]

This feels so surreal. These guys got along so well and one bad evening just killed it. What the hell

 

[Jose Jordan]

Ethan Ralph unbeaten streak

anita sarkeesian
Zoe Quinn
Dispatch
Zoom
josh Moon and his group of incel terrorists on the Karen farms
Sargon
Mundane Matt
Kraut
Tonka
PPP
Vickers(coming soon)

I kneel to the KING ETHAN RALPH

 

[The Biggest Meme]

This is all sad and all, but what's with all the sudden Surfer hate? I get turning on him for being a bitch and calling the cops, but a lot of the posts on here and in chat seem like they always hated the guy. Is it just newfags?

I like Surfer. But his behavior was pretty bad. Threatening to evict your friend and calling the Cops is pretty messed up. Hopefully surfer sobers up and apologizes.

 

[1 2]

This is all sad and all, but what's with all the sudden Surfer hate? I get turning on him for being a bitch and calling the cops, but a lot of the posts on here and in chat seem like they always hated the guy. Is it just newfags?

What pisses me off is that everyone is crucifying Surfer for flipping out while being drunk... That wasn't the surfer I've come to know and love. This is a textbook demonstration of the destructive power alcohol has on even the closest of relationships.

I want to see everyone calm down and sober up, this is like watching a tornado that came out of nowhere and obliterated everything.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Surfer was funny very occasionally but he started enjoying the attention too much. A long while back he came in outta nowhere with a very spicy take on how slavery was based and it was hilarious, rambling about sales shit every stream not so much.

I have to admit, at the end of the stream I thought it was a gayop. Didn't PPP have a faux-failing out with Godwinson or something along those lines, and they pretty much did it for the memes?

The Godwinson disagreement was real; they just made up afterwards and because it was off-camera they could play it off as merely pretending to be retarded.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

its impossible to tell with them because the sarcasm and irony sometimes gets so dense that even they themselves do not know if they are joking or not.

 

[instythot]

I can't believe Surfer would bitch out like this. I hope he takes a long look in a mirror, calling the cops is a complete jew move and goes against his entire alleged world view.

We're never seeing the Surfer we grew to love again. That boy's getting assessed and medicated as we speak

 

[waffle]

I'm honestly kind of surprised Surfer hasn't already posted an unhinged tirade video about how ppp's a bad friend and s hipocrite.

 

[arabianights]

PPP saying that him wasting money on gambling is same as that prostitute spending her ointment on ointing Jesus's legs? and ones who object to him gambling are same as Judas?
what a hypocritical cope!
Also, i love the trouble in paradise bit where he and Surfer had a spat
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