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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I’m really confused. It seems like the “abuse” was overpaying her and giving her clear expectations about her job as a nanny. I didn’t see anything unreasonable in that email and the fact they offered her paid vacation and time and a half and this bitch still wants to whine and cry abuse? What a loser.
I assumed they were sending her multiple of these emails as a passive aggressive way of telling her she sucks at her job. Thats the only way I could see these emails having a negative context.
 
More sperging about quitting job.
She wants to do porn for a living (x) :cryblood:
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But first she is going to steal their employer's food (x)
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I’m really confused. It seems like the “abuse” was overpaying her and giving her clear expectations about her job as a nanny. I didn’t see anything unreasonable in that email and the fact they offered her paid vacation and time and a half and this bitch still wants to whine and cry abuse? What a loser.

They were even paying her $10.50 for the times when she was napping or taking pictures of her asshole... This bitch had possibly the cushiest entry level job in America.
 
She probably wasn't getting a decent rate for the area and she had a lot of responsibility (basically she was hired to be a stay at home mom). BUT -- she has zero qualifications that would warrant a higher salary (no degree in early childhood education, no previous experience, etc.). The parents picked her because they could hire her cheaply. The parents are assholes (not to her -- but in skimping on good childcare for their kids), but she's the bigger asshole for 1) not appreciating that she got a sweet deal for someone as unqualified as she is and 2) for bringing her crazy around little kids.

And I bet she didn't pay any income tax on that salary. There's no way her porn is going to give her that kind of income. It will do better than Wedge's sad clown porn, but that's a pretty low bar.
 
This still doesn't add up though.
I've got medical qualifications in fuck all but it's glaringly obvious this twitter horrorshow persona is some sort of act.
If she was really like that how could she possibly be getting through 12 hour days caring for children?

It's easy to sit back and whistle at her apparent lunacy but looking after kids is hard, 12 hours a day for years is going to throw up many, many difficult and stressful situations that will have to be dealt with calmly and rationally.

I'm not buying it. Sure, she's the regular "look at me" twitter freak but all this constant nudity, headmates and ranting is not conducive with caring for children.
When she's at work she's got to be a whole lot straighter than this teetering Babadook or something bad would have happened a long time ago.

She's full of shit.
 
Burritos and trips to down for a nice restaurant lunch.
True, aint arguing with that. just wanna see em cook something else.
"I foresaw something... I have no power to stop it :("

This just SCREAMS red flag, she's gonna do something fucked up, and the Tranchers are gonna pay the price for being retarded enough to have let her come there in the first place. The "I'm not strong enough to stop this" and bullshit "visions" just read to me like she already wants to kill somebody, but is gonna play "My headmate did it, not me! I had no power to stop them! I'm the real victim here, feel sorry for meeeeee :( :( :(".

Everything about this crazy bitch is just getting so ominous so fast. And the Tranchers don't even see some shit is coming. I don't know what, I don't know when, because unlike retards, I don't claim to be a magic psychic witch who has visions of the future. But I have something better, common sense and her entire internet history laid bare before me on the Farms. Anyone can see where her patterns of behavior lead, and it isn't good for her or anyone around her.
I CANNOT WAIT for a trillion crime documentaries about how kindness went on a murder-suicide rampage on the teachers because she was being outright molested and manipulated by them all and one day she steals one of their ARs and fucking loses her shit. That day is coming, if she actually gets in its going to happen. Someone earlier here said she is a clusterfuck B type mental disorder, which definitely screams fucking mass murderer since she can at any moment go from happy to downright homicidal (her Twitter has shown how much her emotions can swing).

I bet she will probably get bonnie or penny, and maybe some other insignificant trancher before holding them hostage until FBI come raining down killing her, she gets shot by another trancher (unlikely) or she just blows her brains out in the moment. Either way, a fucking storm is cooking up and I think we all know what is going to happen to them. Nothing short of fucking horrific.
This still doesn't add up though.
I've got medical qualifications in fuck all but it's glaringly obvious this twitter horrorshow persona is some sort of act.
If she was really like that how could she possibly be getting through 12 hour days caring for children?

It's easy to sit back and whistle at her apparent lunacy but looking after kids is hard, 12 hours a day for years is going to throw up many, many difficult and stressful situations that will have to be dealt with calmly and rationally.

I'm not buying it. Sure, she's the regular "look at me" twitter freak but all this constant nudity, headmates and ranting is not conducive with caring for children.
When she's at work she's got to be a whole lot straighter than this teetering Babadook or something bad would have happened a long time ago.

She's full of shit.
Probably with the kids part, I bet she just sort of hangs around with them but someone else in fact takes care of them because she is too busy on Twitter letting her BPD schizotypal insanity out on there.
Paul, if you're reading this, there's people who come with baggage, for sure. But then there's people strapped to a boulder the size of the moon.

Run.
I don't want him to run, he's too arrogant for it. I want to see where Mr Bones wild fucking ride goes. how will this autism LARP thunderdome of troonery and insanity end? tranny waco? run out of money? exposed for a child sex ring/illegal estrogen ring? who knows, but it will surely be fun
 
Decided to check in on Kindness, given that she tweets every five fucking minutes. She did not disappoint. (A, A)
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Oh, and here’s another one of her tweets that stuck out to me. (A) 6993AE2C-7821-464A-92E3-DC7604C8E9EC.jpeg

What exactly did the boss do that was so terrible again? Actually, don’t answer that, this all is definitely just the result of a BPD meltdown. But this does have me wondering if she’s preparing (or attempting) to move into the Tranch. I’m sorry if this was already addressed and I’m just repeating shit, but there’s been so much new information on her and my autism isn’t advanced enough to recall everything
 
She probably wasn't getting a decent rate for the area a

She's based somewhere in Aurora, CO or a nearby suburb according to her own tweeting and info dumping, which is a cheaper area of Denver. 21 an hour is pretty goddamn good. Assuming she was working 12 hr days, 8 hrs at the 21 dollar rate and 4 at the half time rate, on minimum she pulls in 1k a week pre tax.

its no tech coder money, but as others have said she has 0 qualifications and it's well above minimum wage and more than enough to afford rent, a car, and plenty of objects.
 
For nanny work for two kids in an affluent family, $20 an hour seems low. That said, that agreement looked entirely reasonable and as was pointed out earlier, she was getting paid half rate for hours she wasn’t working and time and a half for hours over 40 hours a week. She wasn’t working 12 hour days, she was working 8 hour days, and she didn’t like having to be a house keeper while the kids are at school. Well. You could not work/get paid at all while they are in school, but you want that cash.

She's totally going to try to grift fundraising and is then going to try to get an invite to live at the ranch so she can be crazier Kevin, a lazy/non-working freak who spends all day on Twitter.
 
This still doesn't add up though.
I've got medical qualifications in fuck all but it's glaringly obvious this twitter horrorshow persona is some sort of act.
If she was really like that how could she possibly be getting through 12 hour days caring for children?

It's easy to sit back and whistle at her apparent lunacy but looking after kids is hard, 12 hours a day for years is going to throw up many, many difficult and stressful situations that will have to be dealt with calmly and rationally.

I'm not buying it. Sure, she's the regular "look at me" twitter freak but all this constant nudity, headmates and ranting is not conducive with caring for children.
When she's at work she's got to be a whole lot straighter than this teetering Babadook or something bad would have happened a long time ago.

She's full of shit.
You’re possibly underestimating the insanity levels of many of the rich moms who pay someone else to parent their children. Especially those who don’t have a real job other than being a crazy rich lady. Many of them make kindness look level-headed and sober. I’m sure she hides the worst excesses at work, but crazy often can’t see crazy. Bonnie.
 
Kid falls over, cuts his head, or comes down with a sudden vomit bug, it happens.
If this nutter was what she pretends to be she'd be doing fucking witchcraft on them instead of getting medical help.
The black cat would be well and truly out of the bag.

She's faking.
I think she probably has tried some witchcraft with the kids, but it's likely she also gave or sought more conventional help. As the Russian saying goes: "Pray to God, but keep rowing to the shore."

Like most self-deluded pagans, she probably gives witchcraft the credit for what the band-aid did
 
I think she probably has tried some witchcraft with the kids, but it's likely she also gave or sought more conventional help. As the Russian saying goes: "Pray to God, but keep rowing to the shore."

Like most self-deluded pagans, she probably gives witchcraft the credit for what the band-aid did

Don't misunderstand me, I think she's got a whole shopping list of issues, like all the Tranch orbiters, I just think she exaggerates everything off the scale.

Imagine Captain Hardy - or whatever the fuck she calls him - suddenly deciding he's going to be in charge of the kids?

It's 90% showboating.
 
I'm gonna disagree with quite a lot of people here and say I think she's full schizo. Medicated, maybe; maybe even schizoaffective/bipolar with psychosis and we've just not seen her do the depressive bit of it yet. But there's for sure something beyond BPD going on here. There's something qualitatively different to BPD that I'm struggling to pin down - the lack of hurling herself into the current hot discourse of the moment for attention, the lack of consideration about her online image (even the wackier BPDs want Their Circle Of The Internet to keep feeding them attention and validation, so usually try not to alienate), the lack of interest in whether anyone is responding to her tweets or paying attention to her, the incoherency of the narratives she spins, the lack of wild swinging between "I love you" and "I hate you" to one person.

There's also... often, with cluster Bs, you can detect like the most minute degree of self-awareness, of deliberate performativity, of knowing somewhere deep down that they're faking this shit. It's evident in the way they manipulate their image, and the way they forget stuff - take Kevin, who admittedly is tailoring his image to degenerate trannies, but we occasionally see a bit of cope slip through between the "I love being a trans lesbian and having tonnes of hot kinky sex uwu", or we see him forget his headmates for a bit, or we see him deliberately lie about dates or timelines or stuff he's said before. Kindness has none of that. Whilst she's often semi-incoherent, the narratives she spins are too consistent for a cluster B, and there is a complete lack of self-consciousness, slyness, or manipulativeness to them. She comes across as a woman who is fully detached from reality and fully believes what she is saying.

Schizophrenia, on the other hand... well. Let's look at the DSM-V criteria. "The presence of at least two of the following five items, each present for a clinically significant portion of time during a 1-month period (or less if successfully treated), with at least one of them being items 1), 2), or 3): 1) delusions, 2) hallucinations, 3) disorganized speech, 4) grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior, and 5) negative symptoms (e.g., decreased motivation and diminished expressiveness)." Well she's got 1 in absolute spades. 2, hard to tell, depends how literal she's being when she mentions "talking" to dead animals. "Disorganised speech" covers a lot of sins, and she certainly doesn't have the classic borderline-aphasic type of schizophrenic speech, but she's got the rambling and circuitous and trailing off into confusion and random stopping bits covered, so we'll say tentative yes for 3. 4, again, circumstantial, but she certainly moves very strangely, has a very odd posture/facial movement, (all her videos remind me pretty strongly of other neurodevelopmentally disabled people I've encountered, there's a very specifically odd way they move/hold themselves) and there's this video; so hard maybe. 5 is a strong yes ("Negative symptoms of schizophrenia include reduced emotional expression, social withdrawal, blunted affect an inability to anticipate pleasure and a lack of initiative.") on a number of accounts.

I do agree with the "how is she holding down a job like this", but I do know people with some pretty wild mental health shit going on who manage to hold down jobs. I think it helps that, from the sound of the email from the parents, they a) see very little of her ("rushed handover" is mentioned repeatedly), and b) the kids seem young enough that they either wouldn't notice her lunacy or that telling their parents about it would sound like typical little child shit ("the babysitter told us she was a werewolf today mommy" "that's nice dear, now eat your chicken nuggets").
 
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