Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Berb]

The most pathetic thing was that on the phone to cops Surfer had clearly finished crying based on the tone alone.

 

[Fools Idol]

no, it's not. PPP challenged him to a fight on camera last night and Surfer responded by saying he loves him. PPP has bragged that he's won 3 fights against surfer.

Yes, it is. Surfer said he loved PPP and PPP says he's done with the segment, they continue to argue on stream for another 5 minutes, so it's not much of a it's not much of de-escalation effort on both of their part. Then there is the few hours between that and Surfer calling the cops that you and I have no idea about, so everything you think you know about the situation, their personalities to their lives is just fanfiction.

 

[JewishCensorship]

The most pathetic thing was that on the phone to cops Surfer had clearly finished crying based on the tone alone.

PPP was almost crying multiple times in his stream when talking about surfer. Who gives a shit either way?

 

[Fuzhou]

Will Surfer leaving make PPP's godawful content watchable?

Spoiler

lolno

 

[Peter Piper]

It's not gay for a guy to love his bro's. It's just gay as fuck to say it (anywhere outside of their Dad's funeral).

Your dead friend's funeral is also acceptable, as the fucker is no longer around to call you a faggot for saying something that gay.

I also find it hilarious how invested people are in what basically is some extras from TPB.

 

[JewishCensorship]

Yes, it is. Surfer said he loved PPP and PPP says he's done with the segment, they continue to argue on stream for another 5 minutes, so it's not much of a it's not much of de-escalation effort on both of their part. Then there is the few hours between that and Surfer calling the cops that you and I have no idea about, so everything you think you know about the situation, their personalities to their lives is just fanfiction.

ya, bro, psychoanalyzing people totally isn't what this site is all about. Sorry I'm psychoanalyzing PPP, too, instead of just calling Surfer a schizo and dismissing everything like everyone else.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

PPP is this site's role model

Please explain the logic underlying this conclusion.

 

[RollerGator]

Would you say you loved your brother? Is that gay to love your brother? If it's not, what if you saw your friend as your brother? A companionship akin to blood, can even be stronger than the one between actual family. THEN it's gay I guess.

If I said "I love you" to my brother he would call me gay.

 

[wimzi]

I genuinely thought they were pretending to be retarded. I thought their streaming personas were 90% jokes to mock the IBS/IP2 crowd. Like PPP is religious but dials it up to 9000 to be funny and Surfer would get drunk and start shouting shit but didn't actually believe it. The idea that they weren't just mocking how insane streamers are is blowing my mind.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

I lived in the Mohave desert for a year with 3 friends when I was 18, basically homeless, mining talc, and we needed eachother to survive. I absolutely loved my friends like my own flesh and blood brothers. I think it just takes being in a really shitty situation to understand.

Was this in Fallout 76 or in real life?

 

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

ya, bro, psychoanalyzing people totally isn't what this site is all about. Sorry I'm psychoanalyzing PPP, too, instead of just calling Surfer a schizo and dismissing everything like everyone else.

The problem is your """"psychoanalyzing""" is wildly retarded and based in your own headcanon of what happens in the home of this homosexual couple

 

[JewishCensorship]

The problem is your """"psychoanalyzing""" is wildly retarded and based in your own headcanon of what happens in the home of this homosexual couple

nah, it's just not part of your gay little circle jerk and I'm based enough to take all of your faggot's petty hatred over it. Give me those reddit downvotes to show this totally isn't a circlejerk LOL

 

[Fools Idol]

ya, bro, psychoanalyzing people totally isn't what this site is all about. Sorry I'm psychoanalyzing PPP, too, instead of just calling Surfer a schizo and dismissing everything like everyone else.

For starters, this site is a place for Internet gossip, psychoanalyzing can be part of that but that isn't what this site is all about. Secondly, what you are doing isn't psychoanalyzing. You're just making random shit up. And thirdly, saying Surfer is clearly losing it isn't dismissing his points about PPP leaching of him, if that's true.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

nah, it's just not part of your gay little circle jerk and I'm based enough to take all of your faggot's petty hatred over it. Give me those reddit downvotes to show this totally isn't a circlejerk LOL

Whoa there buddy don't you dare suggest pizza during a diet there buddy!

Buddy just read my literature on keto there buddy just please no carbs there I swear buddy

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Will Surfer leaving make PPP's godawful content watchable?

Spoiler

lolno

big talk coming from you

 

[JewishCensorship]

For starters, this site is a place for Internet gossip, psychoanalyzing can be part of that but that isn't what this site is all about. Secondly, what you are doing isn't psychoanalyzing. You're just making random shit up. And thirdly, saying Surfer is clearly losing it isn't dismissing his points about PPP leaching of him, if that's true.

I haven't made random shit up. You are just lying at this point.

 

[Kay's Boiled Beef]

I was looking forward to this for so long. I am mad I didn't see it live and watched Blade mini golfing (although it was a fucking good stream) rather than listening to low audio screen recording of chickens semi boring interaction with the police and PPP sperging over the top. This has been building up for awhile and is probably party due to surfers apparent developing schizophrenia. Schizophrenia in men tends to develop around 18-23 years, but that is not to say he couldn't develop it past the point it most typically arises. I would guess if he was developing schizophrenia it is probably a lesser tiered version like schizoaffective...but since that has a mood component you usually have signs of that much earlier...like when youre born since its more in the personality disorder "Travis Bickle" type of thing. Definitely fun watching two people who think they are geniuses get lost in the mud around normal human interaction and relationships lol. For all those smarts they got they sure live a fairly shit life. I always wonderedhow they were connected to IP2...but it always makes sense after watching enough. Apart from the whole probably stream sniping thing or interacting with the shit community in some shit way for clout..or sucking baked alaskas dick like the rest of his posse.

Also nulls insistence that they are a homosexual couple is hilarious. Yeah the possibility exists, but speaks more to how null views friendships and relationships with others rather than an actual look at these two canadian fags living together

 

[Fuzhou]

big talk coming from you

My content isn't great, but PPP is a hanger on of a hanger on. He's only "relevant" because he makes fun of Ethan Ralph, when he's pretty much on the same level as him.
The only thing that PPP could do that would make anyone interested in his "content" would be a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest between him, EDP445 and Boogie.

 

[Japs_eye]

If I said "I love you" to my brother he would call me gay.

Such a strange modern interpretation of an ancient philosophy. Pic related, God must've been talking about gay homo sex clearly

 

[Yo Momma Gay LOLOLOL]

My content isn't great, but PPP is a hanger on of a hanger on. He's only "relevant" because he makes fun of Ethan Ralph, when he's pretty much on the same level as him.
The only thing that PPP could do that would make anyone interested in his "content" would be a Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest between him, EDP445 and Boogie.

Don't you literally just steal content from here?