Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Professor Iris]

Chris became trans to try to score with lesbians. He did it to get china.

There's no question in my mind that this is the case. That's why he identified as a person with a 'lesbian' soul first, and why he had a failed attempt to father children with other lesbians. He wants to have his cake and eat it too.

Somewhere down the line, Chris must have realized that he can garner way more pity points if he troons out. In his mind, it takes a truly despicable person to go after someone who's a member of the LGBTQ crowd, and if somebody went after him, he can count on said people to 'cancel' the troll.

Too bad the internet isn't his personal army, as much as he'd like it to be.

One question that I've been thinking about is if he would drop the trans act after his stint in jail, if, say, somebody approached him to bully or even rape him after alerting him that he looks like a prison bitch. I mean, it's very likely that he'd be out of gen pop completely, but one things inmates do when there's a new guy is size them up. Somebody must have commented on it.

As for being a furry, the closest he's ever come IRL is that cosplay of his 'super mode.' He might qualify as one since one can argue that 'Chris-Chan Sonichu' is the definition of a fursona.
And hey. He DID manage to yiff a Snorlax, so there's that.


...oh my God.

 

[Xarpho]

As for being a furry, the closest he's ever come IRL is that cosplay of his 'super mode.' He might qualify as one since one can argue that 'Chris-Chan Sonichu' is the definition of a fursona.

Null said in his streams that Chris ordered some sort of custom latex costume for the brony convention. (Source: 8/6/21 stream, about 17:30 in)

 

[Sugriva]

which version of chris do you think had the most punchable face

personally i think its tomgirl chris

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CPU Chris 100%. He's just so smug and high on his own farts. I can't fucking stand it.

 

[Tikbalang]

Null said in his streams that Chris ordered some sort of custom latex costume for the brony convention.

We're living in a wrong timeline. If the incest didn't happened, Chris has the chance to express himself as the godes, and we witness it and make fun of him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Day after tomorrow we may find out what happens to CWC.

We're living in a wrong timeline.

In the right timeline, Chris is still "Classic Chris".

Probably still a "virgin with rage" too.

 

[Tikbalang]

Day after tomorrow we may find out what happens to CWC.

What I expect:

1. Skinny
2. Dirty
3. Has signs he's using crack
4. Has at least one std
5. Junie cakes taken (best not seen)
6. Attempted escape.

 

[Professor Iris]

which version of chris do you think had the most punchable face

personally i think its tomgirl chris

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By default, it has to be Motherfucker Chris. Every other version was a virtually harmless idiot.
MF!Chris raped his mother and has no regrets, other than not being able to access his toys. That alone deserves five to the face.

 

[The handsome tard]

Probably has been asked already, to which I apologise then but...

I wonder if Sarah Hammer ever found out about Chris. We all collectively agreed it was best to not bother tracking her down and see what she is up to because the last thing we want is Chris chasing her in an attempt to relive the good times (when honestly he would just be an obessessed creep)...but unlike his galpals, we never got any sort of conclusion around Sarah. She just sort of married and got off of Chris's radar as he was off to chase Megan.

I can imagine her being blissfully unaware and feeling nostalgic...then looking up Chris's name to see what comes up.

Sarah: Oh God...



Besides this, Im also a bit disappointed that shitty "documentary" about Chris that was being crowdfunded didnt actually reach its goal and been made. Hear me out, that shit would have been the best unintentional hindsight comedy with how Chris would get portrayed as a victim through the whole thing, only for him to pork his own mother sometime later. I can already imagine everyone involved just going into Private Mode to avoid "tough" questions about their beloved tard victim.

By default, it has to be Motherfucker Chris. Every other version was a virtually harmless idiot.
MF!Chris raped his mother and has no regrets, other than not being able to access his toys. That alone deserves five to the face.

I commented a long time ago that we all felt bad for Chris when he shoved that sonichu medallion up his butt, yet when Chris begins acting up, we feel like he deserves another one.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

CPU Chris 100%. He's just so smug and high on his own farts. I can't fucking stand it.

Chris was smug for most of his life. Even before E.D. what he emailed to Marry Lee Walsh or thinking that his gal pals were his friends and not pay teenagers.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Actually let me ask directly
@LoveYouLongTime ?

He is/was a friend of mine though we haven't seen each other in many years. I'm sure at this point in his life he mostly forgotten Chris aside from when the local news and internet went wild with the incest thing.

Fun (useless) fact: He was the one who mentioned Chris Chan to me forever ago in some conversation about internet weirdos and mentioned he was local. One Google search later, here I am. I actually got kicked and temp banned from the IRC channel the first time around when I was like hey I live near this crazy guy who's afraid of pickles.

 

[Shaneequa]

He is/was a friend of mine though we haven't seen each other in many years. I'm sure at this point in his life he mostly forgotten Chris aside from when the local news and internet went wild with the incest thing.

Fun (useless) fact: He was the one who mentioned Chris Chan to me forever ago in some conversation about internet weirdos and mentioned he was local. One Google search later, here I am. I actually got kicked and temp banned from the IRC channel the first time around when I was like hey I live near this crazy guy who's afraid of pickles.

was he cute? we never get a good look at him but i always imagined him as cute

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He is/was a friend of mine though we haven't seen each other in many years. I'm sure at this point in his life he mostly forgotten Chris aside from when the local news and internet went wild with the incest thing.

Fun (useless) fact: He was the one who mentioned Chris Chan to me forever ago in some conversation about internet weirdos and mentioned he was local. One Google search later, here I am. I actually got kicked and temp banned from the IRC channel the first time around when I was like hey I live near this crazy guy who's afraid of pickles.

Actually I've always wondered... have people tried to date you due to your interactions with Chris? I mean, aside from Chris obviously.

 

[Shibaru]

Chris appears in Court Tomorrow, the 16th; Part of me wonders if anything of interest will happen, or if it'll just turn out like his last appearance where nothing much of note happened other than chris begging for his Crystals and Toys.

 

[Xenarthran]

Anyone else getting super hyped for the Court Appearance? I haven't felt genuine hype for Chris related things in ages.

 

[Everybody]

Anyone else getting super hyped for the Court Appearance? I haven't felt genuine hype for Chris related things in ages.

Yes!
I'd love it if there was some way to get info on what's happening in real time, do we know anyone who's going?

 

[Glowie]

I say it's real. The handwriting is perfect. Why Chris and not Christine is a mystery, though.

Occam's razor: it saved space for more begging

 

[Xenarthran]

Yes!
I'd love it if there was some way to get info on what's happening in real time, do we know anyone who's going?

Idk, but I do know the CWCki people seem kind of pissy and salty over people going there and generally are being discouraging of it for some reason.

 

[Sharkbait]

Yes!
I'd love it if there was some way to get info on what's happening in real time, do we know anyone who's going?

If I recall correctly the dude who posted the photos of 14BC recently wanted to go. Let's see if he'll actually do it or if he's fake and gay.

 

[Eydallur]

bluespike is an asshole and went way too far

The motherfucker could have just not shoved his medallion up his ass. Bluespike only "went too far" because Chris was perfectly content to play along. He could've turned off the screen and gone outside but nah, let's try to impress upon this random thirteen year old boy what a great lover I am by fucking a blow up doll.

If anything, Bluespike didn't go far enough.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Here is the most productive life Chris could ever dream of...except, he doesn't have Asperger's. At 4:09, this guy's girlfriend is introduced. She looks like a dude, but at least he still has a girlfriend....and she's a real woman, you can tell by her voice and the fact that she's not shaped like an ape or dressed like an AGP.