Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Oh my god, I hope our newfriend artist who did that amazing pic of Staph fantasizing her succubus self illustrates a scene of her in a fedora and grandmacore t-shirt eating weeds in the Wegmans parking lot.

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I wish she was threadworthy, and I'd add her to the personal lolcows thread but one, I'm a mobilefag so no archives, and two, idk if she's thread material. More for the tumblr lolcows, except that thread kind of died last I checked.

She's one of my oldest cows, so it's amazing to follow her and watch her still act like a teen. She got my attention first when she posted cute art of trainers of the day and less popular gym leaders... and also carved a gym leader's name in her arm.
:stress:

She cycles through fandoms every couple of years, and each one is her ~reason for living~ because she ~has nothing else~ Currently it's Jojo. I know shit about Jojo, but I know more about these 5-minute side characters she hyperfixates on through her RP twitter than I ever thought possible. She turned one into a black hermaphrodite onto whom she projects her hypersexuality.

The funniest thing atm is how she posts RP prompts that get zero engagement. And half of this account is OOC tweets demanding interaction. "Do people hate my character?? Why does no one talk to him? Why is everyone moving onto the new season? I'm traumatized from people abandoning me so don't abandon me or I'll kms!!!" Classic BPD neediness that no one wants to deal with, especially in shitpost twitter RP filled with teenagers who are creeped out by the horny 30-year-old??

It's telling how she constantly repeats this stuff despite being in therapy. A good therapist would tell her (or her parents) to disconnect the internet, lose some weight (because of course she's obese, and regularly posts selfies of her deranged outfits with Jojo t-shirts and neon hair), and get a job, rather than wallow in her own filth and social media feed. Instead I picture her therapist doodling themselves on a yacht surrounded by money while the crazy girl rants about cartoon characters yet again.

There's more but I've sperged enough. Maybe I will share with the other thread sometime.
i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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Your artwork is adorable! I like your little skinny demon Peetie.
 
i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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dont undersell yourself, your art looks incredible and i WILL be lurking this thread more often in hopes you draw again
 
i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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Echoing everyone else, I love this. The cat is her spirit companion she forgets about from the astral realm isn't it?
 
i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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I absolutely adore this! Even though you masterfully captured how dowdy and sped she looks IRL, you also somehow managed to make her cartoon counterpart actually cute! Also the Wegman’s parking lot was a fantastic touch. Amazing.

Also to echo ZeroCool, dandelions are one of the first things available for bees to eat in the springtime Staph! They need them more than your blubbery ass does. :mad:
 
Woah woah woah i know I'm late but which spirit spouse was killed in a hit and run? Is she trying to give her ghost husbandos past lives now too?
(I kept reading the thread hoping someone else would talk about this but haven't seen it yet and didn't want to forget to ask)

I have a stupid level of reading retention and sadly enough a mostly complete list of ghost husbandos in my head and I don’t think there was one.

Ramirez- liver rot in prison
Dahmer- beat to death with mop handle in prison
Michael Jackson- pills
Ledger- overdose

Pretty sure Clay Aiken didn’t die in a hit and run (or have a girlfriend) so I’m as confused as you are.
 
Woah woah woah i know I'm late but which spirit spouse was killed in a hit and run? Is she trying to give her ghost husbandos past lives now too?
(I kept reading the thread hoping someone else would talk about this but haven't seen it yet and didn't want to forget to ask)

I have a stupid level of reading retention and sadly enough a mostly complete list of ghost husbandos in my head and I don’t think there was one.

Ramirez- liver rot in prison
Dahmer- beat to death with mop handle in prison
Michael Jackson- pills
Ledger- overdose

Pretty sure Clay Aiken didn’t die in a hit and run (or have a girlfriend) so I’m as confused as you are.
It was the "previous incarnation" of one of his current spirit spouses, meaning she's autistic one step above those other spedestrian spirit spouses since they used to date ttlly 4 realziez in the '60s.
 
It was the "previous incarnation" of one of his current spirit spouses, meaning she's autistic one step above those other spedestrian spirit spouses since they used to date ttlly 4 realziez in the '60s.

That explains some things thank you, but now I’m even more intrigued to know which ghost husbando had another life where he was killed going to the sock hop with his totally attractive and popular girlfriend Staph.

Really don’t know which one would be the most funny.

Edit: couldn’t unravel the autism at play here so disregard my musing about ghost husbando.
 
i'm not as good as our new draw friend but i hope this suffices. she definitely thinks she's a cute little cottagecore forest witch when she's out eating weeds (and please post more about your personal lolcow, tumblr roleplayers are fucking insane)
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That's bang on perfect. You've even captured the way she keeps fantasising she's a blonde.

Except...
Also, who the hell thinks she drags her ass out to collect weeds and flowers?
I can't see her leaving the house except to go to the supermarket, tbh. Maybe she just scrabbles at the bits of green at the edges of the concrete between cars.
 
Yes, Western and Upstate NY is great for randomly picking and eating weeds. Oh wait.. no, it's not. Sure, you could munch all the ragweed, milkweed, etc you want.. but damn... let the other bugs feed as well, Staph.

Also, who the hell thinks she drags her ass out to collect weeds and flowers?
more like, ask her mommy to drive her around so she can waddle out of the car, rip out some dandelions and scurry back in
 
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