Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Angry Shoes said:
I never realized that PPP stood for Penis Penis Penis
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It actually stood for PooPooPoo
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kampus_konservative said:
what in the fuck? i just saw what happened. that whole thing was such a fuckin shit show. what are these fagots doing? the show has been great for the last few months. surfer is great. sometimes interrupts too much but together they make something good.

but this was fucked up... what in the fuck? shit got real and it just felt awful to watch. surfer was being annoying and then ppp was being a dick, they both were being assholes to eachother. then surfer calls the cop, so damn sad.

hearing ppp begging him to get off the phone, and surfer looking like a deranged weirdo, just made me cry. i felt so heartbroken seeing these two internet guys who are friends, descend into the most base form of mentally ill retardation and shamefulness. i felt tears falling on my face, as i watched this bizarre event unfold, knowing in my soul that i will never truly grasp the full nature of this sick and twisted moment.

it is often a horror to witness such moments, and know the darkness of this species. i had such a high love of these guys, and now all that is left are the dried tears of a lost memory, forgotten dreams of potential wasted. maybe someday the world will be made whole. until then we will only remember what could have been in this new era of internet culture, all that is left are the sour memories of a tragic conflict between deeply flawed, bizarre people

rip surfer
rip ppp
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lmao are you gonna cry?
 
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Alright time for the ayyy lawwg hot take on the matter. The decline in nectar and KINO has being visible as many pointed out in the past streams, however i don't see it as a decline i see it as more of a shift as Surfer kept disclosing embarassing details about PPP's and Surfer's past life as degen teens. With that said calling the cops is more homosexual than having a waxed starfish which is also really homosexual. Yes they provided content but they were the content.
Do i think they are gay lovers ? No, but there are some indications, nothing too conclusive though.
Judging by the tension this was gonna happen sooner or later but i never expected to see it go from Cooking with Surfer to Snitching with Surfer. Whatever the case might be you don't call the same police you are calling faggots every day on your friend when you have a falling out, that's gay and cringe and snitches get stitches. Just like the antifa he makes fun of he just goes "Police is gay fuck the police yada yada yada" which is true in some cases but you can't at the same time while saying that go "OH NOOO POLICE HALP! A FAT AUTISTIC CANADIAN WANTS TO FELT ME". Surfer should never open his dumb whore mouth again on the internet, this is peak faggotry.

As for PPP:
>Needs to continue on his weight loss journey and not rebound and become a victim to the boomerang effect of radical weight loss ( usually when you lose weight that fast you gain it back when you rebound and you get even fatter, best way to lose weight usually is at about the same pace you earned it so you can properly metabolize )
>Needs to take responsibility of the half black child he left in Columbia with that nigger hooker that he banged
>Needs to stay the fuck away from Surfer as he can no longer be trusted
>Needs to wipe his own shit from the toilet bowl, seriously it's not fucking hard and you can't give crap to that whore Alice while doing stuff like that
>Needs to stop waxing his anus and needs to stop putting a razor below his neck, that's gay and cringe
 
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