Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Now what is this? I go casual for few weeks, find out Norm is dead, go looking for a chuckle from Canada and I get this. Lame! Casual backseat autist autopsy:

- PPP might have technically been in the right at that moment, but I gotta say if his name was on the lease and he wasn't paying 50/50, he should have been thrown out a while back. If it is true, it's impossible for any dude to not get a little passive aggressive about it and downright resentful if not corrected eventually.

- There is a limit to how long two grown men who are not related or gay can cohabitate. Even if gay and couldn't pray it away, we all know how long that junk typically lasts.

- Too much weight lost and/or gained can destabilize relationships. If Ashton was psychologically prepared for the life of a thin guy, perhaps Surfer wasn't. Maybe he thought PPP needed to take a few verbal Ls for good measure but PPP would have none of it and once RJ's gamble 100% mathematically backfired, he became de-based. Very sad event for the Surferino!

- If the friendship was that important, it would have been better to settle the real stuff off camera as much as possible and giving it a week before recording again. Then again, Surfer did call the cops. His trad chad energy has spergated from prolonged stag-nation. Canada's Coofmania is partially to blame at least. Cant we get a Class-Action Lawsuit going? I need someone to pay for this!!

In closing, sometimes the biggest falls in Canada aren't in Niagara. Sometimes, they're on a toilet seat.
 
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whateverusernem12 said:
Are you serious? It's one thing to help an actually disabled person who physically struggles wiping their ass. It's a completely separate goalpost when it's an unemployed gunt in the making who can't be arsed to clean his literal shit.
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No, obviously nothing gay was going on with Hotwheels. My point was that if Josh is gonna apply the heuristic of gay suspicion and read homosexuality into every innocuous male-male interaction, that can also be done to him (Ethan Ralph and others have using the Blockland shit), so perhaps he should be less quick to shoot from the hip with those sorts of accusations.
 
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n0mad said:
I'd like more X-files and movie reviews, surfer had some hot takes.
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Yeah that's also the thing PPP used to be able to harness and control surfers energy by making him a feature on the less focused fun streams but towards the end of the year his head got too big and he switched his media review partner to gahoole who is easier to control and less willful. Surfer needed that outlet to be quiet on other streams and without it the dam burst. Surfer was quite content to chill and only interject occasionally "the guys a Mexican Jew".

Ultimately this seems to be a failure of Ashton's management abilities.
 
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Now they're revealing bad stuff about each other's history. PPP has an abusive drunk for a father.
Surfer burned down a bridge or something.
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PPP never had a room, he slept in the downstairs hallway on a couch apparently.
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I immediately thought of the moon rocket outside stream when PPP killed the spider and Surfer said to leave it alone.
 
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