Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Crystal Golem]

I get you are just trolling, but do you have a shred of proof that PPP hasn't paid his share? You do know canada was paying folks who were off work, right?
PPP came across like a bit of a bitch for sure, He never should have aired this out in public, AT ALL. He is seething like a bitch in surfer's stream right now, making himself look bad. You don't need to make up shit to make the guy look bad. You have zero proof he was a leech.. He just mentioned in chat that surfer owed him 400 bucks.. That doesn't sound like a leech to me. If he's lying, fuck him, if he was leeching off surfer, fuck him, but you are only just pulling shit out of your ass to demonize a guy, you can take what is provable and make him look pretty shitty.
Surfer fucked up by calling the cops for sure, but PPP probably threatened the dude, and he seemed terrifed in the video where he called hte cops.

You're gonna carry that gunt. You have a joke for me yet?

 

[Dubious Dubu]

im really wondering about the shit on the toilet seat thing. if its a reoccurring problem you'd think he'd say something? like take pictures and be like 'bro'

Fat people are known for being messy in the bathroom, however we've seen on many streams where PPP does impromptu trips into the bathroom with his phone camera pointed directly at the toilet and it looks like fairly normal levels of of cleanliness (for two bachelors) without visible shit on the seat. So I think Surfer is exaggerating the frequency of these shit-seat occurrences, if it even happens at all.

You call mooching off a friend for an extended period a misunderstanding? Not that calling the cops was the right thing but PPP being a lazy sponge for potentially years isn't a misunderstanding.

How do you know PPP was mooching and/or unemployed? I keep seeing that reiterated in this thread by the same ~5 posters, yet no receipts.
inb4 "it's common knowledge"

 

[LemmeSee]

I can't fucking believe that this all happened because PPP didnt realize his laptop was hooked up to the speaker instead of his headphones.

 

[Disheveled Human]

So PPP said surfer owes him $400 because he paid rent till november means his rent is dirt cheap at most $400 a month, welfare gives around $700 so even if he isn't working he is still paying bills. Yeah I would have guessed the rent be in the 800-900/mo. for a unit like that in Peterborough.

 

[Lunky]

Frankly, I think Surfers side will be more truthful, but his opinions will be more trash.

I dont think surfers perception of the world is really strong enough to believe much of what he says. PPP is probably embellishing details too for the performance aspect. I doubt we will ever know what exactly happened that night. I just wish PPP would stop acting like a faggot in Surfers chat.

 

[Popper Whiting]

nah, I bullied people like PPP in school. I had a fat friend and we made him run laps during recess LOL. I'd probably get expelled for that shit today. Fatties are disgusting and deserve to be spit on, not celebrated like they are some hero for every 5 lbs. they lose while still being morbidly obese. PPP has a micropenis from his obesity and it's actually pretty sad.

Sorry but this post just convinces me that you were bullied in highschool. It's fine, a lot of people were, but I know overcompensation when I see it.

If you're reading this Ashton I would honestly advise you not to continue living in the same household as Surfer anymore. If you can stay friends great, but living together I wouldn't advise. I truly believe he isn't mentally stable and is slipping further and further into a delusional state of mind. Whether that's schizophrenia or something else who knows but it's becoming more and more apparent the last few months, and his drinking seems to be spiraling out of control too. Between his obsession with morality and religious purism (even tho he lacks both) and his out of touch conspiracy's that get crazier and crazier every stream I think it will become a dangerous situation in the future. And him seeming to have a worship complex towards you while also at the same time holding some sort of jealous resentment against you just gives off scary vibes.

Some of the weirdest crimes I've read about happen in Canada, and I think some of that has to do with the long winters and lack of sunlight. Not to mention you guys are in full Covid hell lockdown now. All that weighs on the mind and to add all that together with the other things going on with RJ just seems like a recipe for disaster. I don't want to see a Cooking with Surfer: PPP Pork Roast edition one day. Just my two cents on the matter.

God, wouldn't a JCS video be the perfect way to end this arc?

Canadian Police Interogator: So in your words Surfer tell me what happened.

Surfer: Well it actually started with nanobots and the Jews.

Jamming your thumb in the other guy's butt is a wrestling move. Its not supposed to be sexual.

It is know as the Hoppa after the innovator and rugby league great John Hopoate

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

Lol let me guess, his whole laptop died cuz he tried to stream without it plugged in and we are waiting for the battery to recoup enough to reboot.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Both of them are acting like BPD women after a bad breakup, really pathetic for both of them. Flinging every single peice of dirt they can. Sad.

 

[Sammich]

Am I the only one getting the creeping suspicion that Surfer, despite being drugged out of his mind, might be more honest than PPP? The spergry from PPP right now is unreal. If he's in the right, why even bother watching Surfer's stream, let along sperging out in chat?

It's weird to say, but yeah, you aren't the only one. I see ralph in there too, but it's like he's memeing on himself some. Makes me wonder if that's the real PPP or the real gunt..

PPP is looking pretty shitty trolling surfer from his chat.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Fuck I wish I could watch, if surfer deletes this he is a bitch.

He's back. Live again , same URL.

Odysee

Explore a whole universe of videos on Odysee from regular people just like you!

odysee.com

 

[free_protons4u]

Taking a look at that trash-filled shitbox they call a home, I'm guessing their household nets about $10K a year. I can't even imagine what type of couch PPP is sleeping on with how broke these two clowns are. Any Ikea shit would break under the sheer magnitude of the gunt. PPP is like 6'4" right? I'm shorter but even I can't sleep comfortably on a standard 3-seater. That type of hell would compel any normal person to go out and get a fucking job and your own apartment instead of leeching off your spazz, autistic, drug-addicted low-IQ roommate with an undersized couch.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Press 1 if you believe Surfer forced PPP to listen to Don Cherry
Press 2 if PPP BLASTED THE TV SPEAKERS

3. He had the headphones on and, like usual with those two idiots, didnt realize he was connected to the bluetooth probably.

 

[Crystal Golem]

How do you know PPP was mooching and/or unemployed? I keep seeing that reiterated in this thread by the same ~5 posters, yet no receipts.
inb4 "it's common knowledge

Oh now look all the PPP simps are desperate to keep things above board and have receipts for everything. We've come a long autistic way from fake interviews boys. Got a joke for me?

 

[EyelessMC]

People have been speculating on their homosexuality or outright stating it for almost 400 pages now

A youtube comment said it best: "Imagine being PPP with your live-in heterosexual male wife Surfer making fun of fellow retards on the Internet."

yeah I dont know what PPP was doing in chat, he was sperging the fuck out and surfer didnt even see any of it. Not the best look when you were saying Surfer was the one acting like a nut.

PPP wasn't acting unhinged, though. He was just acting insanely salty. Reminds me of the story Null told about a rabbit in a cage raging at the sight of his wife rabbit getting Blacked by a big black rabbit in the next cage over.
PPP is the white rabbit. Surfer was the black rabbit. PPP's rabbit wife? His fans.

 

[Guntburglar]

Odysee is dogshit.
I need an archive of it after the stream is over.

 

[kampus_konservative]

Am I the only one getting the creeping suspicion that Surfer, despite being drugged out of his mind, might be more honest than PPP? The spergry from PPP right now is unreal. If he's in the right, why even bother watching Surfer's stream, let along sperging out in chat?

it's starting to seem like surfer won and ppp ultimately has the power to end this but won't humble himself whatsoever

 

[Sammich]

You're gonna carry that gunt. You have a joke for me yet?

Fuck your demands, you fucking faggot. Sorry reality isn't bending to your will.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I can't fucking believe that this all happened because PPP didnt realize his laptop was hooked up to the speaker instead of his headphones.

Bluetooth is one of the most destructive inventions in recent history, that bullshit automatically connecting to whatever device it feels like has lead to countless public embarrassments, miscommunications, and arguments.

 

[LemmeSee]

Any Ikea shit would break under the sheer magnitude of the gunt. PPP is like 6'4" right? I'm shorter but even I can't sleep comfortably on a standard 3-seater. That type of hell would compel any normal person to go out and get a fucking job and your own apartment instead of leeching off your spazz, autistic, drug-addicted low-IQ roommate with an undersized couch.

At that height a 3 seater can be really comfy if you sleep on your side (not sure someone his weight can do this) with your legs bent a bit to fit. The smell must be unreal on theirs though.

 

[Lunky]

PPP wasn't acting unhinged, though. He was just acting insanely salty.

Yeah I totally agree, way more like a jilted ex, trying to expose shady shit about surfer for zero reason while surfer is talking about making peace. Just a poor showing on PPPs part here tonight