Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Thomas Highway]

PPP is fat and boring.

 

[UncleTeddy]

seeing PPP sperg out in chat just makes me think this is all a manufactured drama to make PPP simps flip and leave him and Surfer alone and to stop fellating them, to get clout chasing retards to take empty victory laps, and to make Farmers go insane trying to autistically verify every claim each of them makes. Wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility. Is it real? Maybe. But given the track record...

I can't honestly discount this theory without seeing any footage of cops at the Surfer residence last night.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Surfer - "PPP just wants to give the audience what they want but I'm trying to give them what they need"
Holy shit this is embarrassing
I really used to think these were the two who actually understood that this is all just a retard circus for public ridicule

 

[FujiWuji]

Big is true: Surfer says he also has assburgers.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Surfer - "PPP just wants to give the audience what they want but I'm trying to give them what they need"
Holy shit this is embarrassing
I really used to think these were the two who actually understood that this is all just a retard circus for public ridicule

Something something stare into the abyss

 

[Dubious Dubu]

He streams all the time without surfer mentioning that he will be home later to do a cooking show I've heard that exact statement tons of times. But t o give you an example the hollywood god stream a week a ago surfer was not there for though I didn't watch the whole thing.

The basis of your argument still makes no sense. Of course PPP would be at home and have free time when he streams... that's why he is streaming, because he has free time at those moments to do so.
What next? Will you claim that the McDonald's cashier must live at McDonald's because they are always there when you come in for your tendies?

 

[Danke]

Yo shit went off the fuckin rails real quick didn't it? Like the whole gambling argument I could tell was getting to him. When when Ashton turned around a just said "what are you doing right now?" I knew I was in for a treat.

Honestly I find surfer to be 80% insufferable 10% absolutely hilarious, 10% take it or leave it. But who'd a thunk surfer would deliver the biggest L of the year to Ashton. Like didn't miss a beat, no brakes, no fucks given, "nigga I wipe up ya poo poo"....I watch PPP on and off, I'm glad today I was on

Bro I wish I had some down syndrome fucking moron cleaning my shit up after me, tf? How did Ashton take an L lmao
PPP is fat, but hes not disabled fat so Surfer literally just outed himself lmao

 

[vulg]

PPP = ASPERGERS

SURFER = GIFTED

PPP's discord cuck gf
PPP's family thinks Surfer is a faggot and serial killer

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Is the homosex couple over forever?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Wait do canadian guys pretend to have girlfriends in the states?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I dont want to hear a word about Surfer's so-called convictions until he addresses the fact that he called the cops.

He already talked about that.

He claims that PPP was getting into a fighting mood , which apparently happens a lot. Surfer has been beat up enough times to know not to fight him. He's not going to tolerate being threatened in his own home so he called the police to de-escalate as a show of dominance and that he's the head of the household. He's not going to put up with the lack of respect.

Also Surfer has revealed that PPP had/has? an online GF in the united states (Louisiana) and also Surfer slept with PPP's crush which was the succubus. He's way too loose with this hot goss of information and yet he claims he doesn't want to share too much (lmao)

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

PPP has a louisiana e-girlfriend and surfer cucked him with his crush. What a revelation.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Listening to sober Surfer babble is pretty comfy if I'm being completely honest. He's only insufferable when he's drunk as fuck and derailing the stream.

 

[Pump Meat]

I'm glad to see Surfer is getting fast-tracked to the schizo-ragman status that was already in his future.

 

[Team Skull]

Maybe now PPP can finally escape to the US and begin his ministry to the hopeless and soy-filled masses.

 

[Miwi Marmer]

FUCK ME, Surfer is having a schizo stream and piece of shit oddysee is barely working

 

[FujiWuji]

Surfer is talking but he isn't saying anything.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Surfer is talking but he isn't saying anything.

You must be new here.

 

[JCDenthog]

Surfer is talking but he isn't saying anything.

That's how you know it's a good schizo stream

 

[Crystal Golem]

The basis of your argument still makes no sense. Of course PPP would be at home and have free time when he streams... that's why he is streaming, because he has free time at those moments to do so.
What next? Will you claim that the McDonald's cashier must live at McDonald's because they are always there when you come in for your tendies?

The basis of my argument is that PPP streams far too often yet without any kind of schedule that would allow for a regular commitment.