The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AprilRains]

That's good. I like Tranch crazy and schizo crazy, but I don't like them mixed. It's like covering cheese with chocolate. Sure, they're both good individually, but it's a mess when you put them together.

I don't see why that's the case here. Fake paranoia amplifying real paranoia and vice versa, plus guns? Spoonies coming face to face with what actual mental illness looks like? I see potential.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I want a tranch forum because there are several orbiters who could get their own threads, and I don't like Kevin's thread being so far from the Tranch thread.

Dear Feeder said that making forums for some of the people was a mistake, but I say this cow's going to milk itself for a few years and there's shit like their heinous environmental degradation that could sustain its own thread that putts along at a couple posts a month for a long time.

But never a thread for Wedge.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm so glad she's leaving and won't be around kids anymore. Sounds like at best she was just lazy, at worse who the hell knows what these poor children had to witness.

At least without this utterly insane freak around, they won't get molested, which was a virtual certainty with this disgusting pedophile around.

 

[who dare wins?]

Incognito mode.

2.5 Months into the GoFundMe:

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Looks to be their story is running dry, it ain't gonna work forever that's for certain.

I want a tranch forum because there are several orbiters who could get their own threads, and I don't like Kevin's thread being so far from the Tranch thread.

Dear Feeder said that making forums for some of the people was a mistake, but I say this cow's going to milk itself for a few years and there's shit like their heinous environmental degradation that could sustain its own thread that putts along at a couple posts a month for a long time.

But never a thread for Wedge.

I think it depends on the individuals, most are not super insane but some people like bonnie and penny are indeed batshit crazy. we have lolcows like ash coyote and now kindness being involved but they themselves generally don't need other threads (except kindness because schizoaffective clusterfuck B disorder Chernobyl that is a murder-suicide massacre waiting to happen).

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Bonnie deserves what's coming to him. You ignore all those red flags about a chick and it's nobody's fault but your own when the inevitable happens. The only question in my mind is how long.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

I have hard time understanding her schizo ramblings, did she bring Bonnie as her bodyguard ???

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[Particle Bored]

Whether she's "turning it up" for the internet, or whether she's masking it irl because she knows normal people """wouldn't understand uwu""", is up for debate - and hard to settle without seeing how she behaves in person. It's a weirdly important distinction though. If she's exaggerating for internet clout, then my assessment might swing back towards BPD a bit harder, because that's the kind of attention-seeking, pity-me, look-how-special-I-am shit that cluster Bs thrive on. If she's, instead, worked out that no one else understands her, no one else realises she can actually speak to the dead and do magic, no one gets it, so she has to hide her super special powers in case they come to take her away, the only ones she can trust with the real her are her wonderful understanding internet friends... then yeah, that fully fits with schizophrenia or some other delusional/psychotic disorder.

Reminds me of Lucas Werner, a 41yr old vagrant that legit hears "voices on the wind" and makes screaming rant videos about why gen z girls should/wont fuck him in pite of his magic/"electrical" semen. I forget but he may have had a legit schizotypal diagnosis at some point (def bipolar). For all his nuttiness he is able to keep himself in check in many situations, like going to restaurants.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

If these updates are too frequent or getting annoying, let me know.

Kindness tells the kids that she's the next Captain America and is joining the tranch to form The Avengers. Today's audience participation question: If Kindness is Captain America, which members of The Avengers are the other members of the tranch? Winner gets a free picture of Kindness' asshole.

Kindness is finding unique is interesting ways to burn her bridges.

My man Bonnie can sense an easy lay from the other side of Colorado and is making the journey to be with Kindness during her time of need.

Stella explains to us why she quit. It makes no sense.

Lastly, Kindness explains to us that she may commit a tiny bit of insurance fraud and shows us her letter about how she requires "out of town treatment" to "triage" her "condition" i.e, needs to go live on a tranch.

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[AMHOLIO]

Bonnie you Grade A retard, I hope you get knock out & injured by the fish you just caught and I hope your mom reposesses the house.

#freesky

 

[Banana Hammock]

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She's 100% going to take one of their guns and go on a shooting spree in the middle of town. I really hope someone contacts the authorities to warn them.

 

[Particle Bored]

A bit rainbow perhaps, but I hope Bon wears his plate carrier and sidearm for the extraction.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

If these updates are too frequent or getting annoying, let me know.

Kindness tells the kids that she's the next Captain America and is joining the tranch to form The Avengers. Today's audience participation question: If Kindness is Captain America, which members of The Avengers are the other members of the tranch? Winner gets a free picture of Kindness' asshole.
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Kindness is finding unique is interesting ways to burn her bridges.
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My man Bonnie can sense an easy lay from the other side of Colorado and is making the journey to be with Kindness during her time of need.
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Stella explains to us why she quit. It makes no sense.
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Lastly, Kindness explains to us that she may commit a tiny bit of insurance fraud and shows us her letter about how she requires "out of town treatment" to "triage" her "condition" i.e, needs to go live on a tranch.

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I'm half wondering if the need to come out in front of the dad while she focuses all her hatred on the mother is because she had some weird attraction to him.

She specifies she wants to tell the husband that the wife is basically not safe for anyone to be around etc. I wonder if she was holding a candle for him, and replaced her affection for the hubby with Bonnie when Bonnie appeared to rescue her.

 

[AprilRains]

The tone of some of these tweets has me wondering if Kindness is employed by one of her parents and a stepparent. Is she in a conservatorship?

 

[jitter]

Has Kindness ever spelled out exactly what the abuse was that she suffered by the doctor mother of the kids she nannied? She's tweeted about the abuse and called the mom an abuser a dozen times today.

My money's on the mom being a bit of an upper crust type-A cunt that wouldn't let Kindness slide on the rules or workload, with a side of 'gaslighting' around her 'disabilities'.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

A bit rainbow perhaps, but I hope Bon wears his plate carrier and sidearm for the extraction.

The golden BB don't care, and his complacency won't help at all. One way or another, he's going to lose everything because of Kindness.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

One way or another, he's going to lose everything because of Kindness.

No horny deed goes unpunished. This is the most exciting shit in the thread since peak Earl Saga tbh.

 

[Particle Bored]

Another rainbow: Think we'll get another tweet about rescuing a poor trans from a den of white supremacists?

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Not to anime sperg, but that quote has nothing to do with Eugeo, and is really dumb. For gods sake even Kirito has more inner demons than him.

 

[retard strength]

"I'm sorry I'm leaving, kids, but going to be a real life Captain America! Isn't that cool? I'm literally going to fight real life Nazis!!!"

Kids see the news two months later: "Woman Goes On Mass Killing Spree on Colorado Ranch, Shoots Partner and Partner's Partner, Partner's Financial Partner, and Financial Partner's Partners, and Random Unidentifiable Persons"

 

[Friendly Futa]

Bonnie going over there to ''rescue her from an abuser'' reminds me when the whole Amhole Team when to rescue a trans sister from a white supremacy compound. I can only hope that Bonnie shows up to their house fully strapped.