US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[GuntPunt]

So what form will Newsom's vengeance for daring to recall him take?

Increasing the number of people who want out of California from 50% to 85%.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

San Diego went the way of Virginia; last voted red in 2004 and then demographic replacement (and not really the amnesty Mexican flavor, either) did them in. Orange County went the same way a few years ago, I remember some celebration about having finally conquered the land where Good Republicans go to die a few years ago. Trump won over many of the Vietnamese that call Orange home, but not enough to make a difference overall.

North Central and Inland it is then but like everyone already knows, they're not at populous as the coast.

If Trump is re-elected I hope he finds someone with the cojones to investigate Cali for their election fuckery. Yes, I deserve rainbows but I can still dream.

 

[Meat Target]

He can't really do anything to exact revenge that he's not already doing. It's part of why the recall attempt even happening is a loss despite it not actually being lost.

The Dems' egos are already bruised that the damn dirty chuds would challenge their right to permanent one-party rule.

 

[HumanHive]

Expect a lot of “Newsom victory proves Trumpism is dead and GOP must correct course” articles tomorrow.

It’s all so tiresome.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Sending more colonists to red states.

I say this fully aware of the fact that I'm a C*lifornian who wants out but remember this when you see increasing amounts of Californian license plates, most of them probably voted for this Patrick Bateman LARPer and then came to your state to shit it up anyway.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Society breaks down when they can no longer trust the systems that be. I'm predicting, Cali might become a warzone or vacant in the next coming years.

No, it will just become another Zimbabwe. Enormous levels of poverty with a tiny, freakishly wealthy clique of influencers on top, and a mass of people below under a particularly severe form of learned helplessness, all surrounded by infrastructure that hints at past wealth long gone

 

[God of Nothing]

No, it will just become another Zimbabwe. Enormous levels of poverty with a tiny, freakishly wealthy clique of influencers on top, and a mass of people below under a particularly severe form of learned helplessness, all surrounded by infrastructure that hints at past wealth long gone

Well, possibly inlike them, we still have guns.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Gavin Newsom right now.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

North Central and Inland it is then but like everyone already knows, they're not at populous as the coast.

If Trump is re-elected I hope he finds someone with the cojones to investigate Cali for their election fuckery. Yes, I deserve rainbows but I can still dream.

Do you figure the vote was still stolen?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Gavin Newsom right now.

"The (California) Republic is not what it once was..."

@MarvinTheParanoidAndroid , I don't think a stolen election can account for numbers this big. We need to see things like voter turnout to be sure, but I think this is how much of the state population has become NPC drones...

 

[JosephStalin]

The Dems' egos are already bruised that the damn dirty chuds would challenge their right to permanent one-party rule.

And Larry Elder is getting a good number of votes, easily surpassing everyone else. He may want to try running against Newsom next year.

Guess I'll be wearing my "This mask is as useless as our governor" mask to the doctor tomorrow. I obviously don't give a fuck what anyone says. Guess I'll put away my "Recall Newsom" mask and sweatshirt. Did all I could - donated, voted, wore the shirt and the mask. No regrets there, just regret this utter sack of shit survived the recall.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Expect a lot of “Newsom victory proves Trumpism is dead and GOP must correct course” articles tomorrow.

It’s all so tiresome.

Mine was “GOP must embrace diversity and progressive ideals in order to stay alive” but this is close enough.

 

[Meat Target]

I say this fully aware of the fact that I'm a C*lifornian who wants out but remember this when you see increasing amounts of Californian license plates, most of them probably voted for this Patrick Bateman LARPer and then came to your state to shit it up anyway.

And Larry Elder is getting a good number of votes, easily surpassing everyone else. He may want to try running against Newsom next year.

Guess I'll be wearing my "This mask is as useless as our governor" mask to the doctor tomorrow. I obviously don't give a fuck what anyone says. Guess I'll put away my "Recall Newsom" mask and sweatshirt. Did all I could - donated, voted, wore the shirt and the mask. No regrets there, just regret this utter sack of shit survived the recall.

You guys should have popped smoke from that hellhole while you had the chance.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

At least now Gavin Newsom knows there is no amount of awful he could be that would make a difference toward retaining his office. He can do effectively whatever he feels like.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Do you figure the vote was still stolen?

If California was a woman she'd be the dirtiest whore on the Strip. So yes, of course.

 

[MrJokerRager]

New York gets rid of Cuomo while California keeps rich wigger in charge.

Sending more colonists to red states.

Send them to hell if people really want to stop America turning into California.

 

[God of Nothing]

And Larry Elder is getting a good number of votes, easily surpassing everyone else. He may want to try running against Newsom next year.

Guess I'll be wearing my "This mask is as useless as our governor" mask to the doctor tomorrow. I obviously don't give a fuck what anyone says. Guess I'll put away my "Recall Newsom" mask and sweatshirt. Did all I could - donated, voted, wore the shirt and the mask. No regrets there, just regret this utter sack of shit survived the recall.

I'll vote for him then. Didn't vote now because I already saw the way the storm was blowing. Chances are, I might've voted for Newsom without knowing in some mysterious way.

 

[Puff]

Do you figure the vote was still stolen?

Which one? The recall probably didn't need a steal since they managed to frame it as D vs. R in the last few weeks. The plan of not running a viable Democrat worked. Also probably a ton of extra votes they did not need. The highest margin I'd believe is +15 no

 

[verissimus]

So what form will Newsom's vengeance for daring to recall him take?

Remaining governor of California is bad enough.

 

[donjulio]

If California was a woman she'd be the dirtiest whore on the Strip. So yes, of course.

And yet sometimes you still kinda want to hit it after all these years being away.