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Bro I was taking a shit and laughing out of the bathroom like an insane person. Completely caught off guard
Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️
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Toast Sandwich
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So we got @aediot's dirty ass napkins and now this.
Man, this year was ironically crappy tbh.
Man, this year was ironically crappy tbh.
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I stepped away for a minute. Did Surfer's stream end or is Odysee just being shit?
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Surfer said on his telegram that his power went out so he's figuring it out
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Sounds like PPP is making his move.
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PPP's CSIS uncle coming through in the clutch.
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I wish my girl would give head as lovingly as surfer.
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People are stunned that PPP openly confessed in mid heartbreak to the loveless "affection" Surfer showed his buddy's buddy. In truth, many such sad cases are this way. Once the warmth of affection grows cold only cruelty will remain, and as Leah suffered from her loveless marriage to Jacob, so PPP suffered from his loveless heterosexual homosexual marriage to Surfer. The intimidation, the starfish screaming--
DON'T YOU SEE?! This is why he smeared shit on the toilet. It wasn't because he's fat and wipes his ass with the entire toilet itself. It's not because he's lazy and just ducks his ass into the bathroom door to erupt wherever it lands. It was a psychological cry for help, a plea for Surfer to understand or at least seek to understand. Sadly, his buddy was too schizophrenic to understand, and instead of reigniting his fervor for PPP he chose to just hide under his blankets in the morning from the CIA nanobot spiders he'd see crawling up and down the walls trying to make him piss himself, and under those covers he would jerk himself off, utterly depriving PPP the affection he so yearned for.
By the way, for any of you lovable jackasses ITT: THIS is not Philia at that point. This is Eros, and Eros between men is gay. Learn your loves, guys.
The way PPP leans into the gag is priceless. How can you not love this blubbery kino king?
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What a disaster.
Surfer unleashed is something else. I'm actually shocked he regrets nothing. E-fame, not even once
Surfer unleashed is something else. I'm actually shocked he regrets nothing. E-fame, not even once
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We have to remember it was the Bro jobs we had along the way, fellas.
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Surfer probably doesn't even look PPP in the eyes anymore when he is straddling the big dog.
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PPP has to get off the pot, who wants to suck on a wet noodle, eh?
And Surfer you know drunks give bad head, lay off the booze there buddy, go back to big papa.
And Surfer you know drunks give bad head, lay off the booze there buddy, go back to big papa.
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EyelessMC
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Reminder that PPP only found the courage to confess these hard truths after watching copious amounts of Death Note in succession.
Anime didn't make PPP gay. Anime made PPP stunning and brave.
Anime didn't make PPP gay. Anime made PPP stunning and brave.
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Do you mind scrolling up to like five seconds ago to where you said no humor could be derived from from the situation? I guess it can when daddy says its ok?