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Surfer admitted to playing music specifically to piss ppp off.
In ppp's stream he hardly gives any personal details about Surfer, but then Surfer can't stop spilling on ppp despite claiming he would never snake on him in the same breath.
He then tries to justify calling the cops on his friend by comparing it to ppp one time calling the cops on some brown guy.
Over the last few streams ppp has had patience I wouldnt have had with someone interrupting with bullshit the entire time. Watch that last stream again, aside from the interruptions Surfer does order ppp around a few times and ppp yields to him every time, up to the point where he loses his temper.
I think Surfer is lucky he didn't get his ass kicked.
Yes clearly the peak mathematical efficiency is to threaten your closest friend with violence. Its not to talk to him after the show or voice the issues he has with surfer but to try and fucking embarrass him on the stream.
Clearly the internet show about sperging about internet drama is more important then that.

Not saying that surfer handled this perfectly and it would of been in his best interest to shut his whore mouth and just not say anything.
But to justify threatening violence to your cloest friend is fucking stupid.
 
Surfer admitted to playing music specifically to piss ppp off.
Surfer said PPP tried to bluetooth his music into the speaker to change it.
PPP said he tried listening to his music on the headphones and then surfer told him to take the headphones off.
Which you think is more in character, for surfer to force music down PPP's ears, or for PPP to sneakily change it? The first one is deranged, the second is a basic bitch messing around anyone could've done. Why was PPP lying about it?
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In ppp's stream he hardly gives any personal details about Surfer, but then Surfer can't stop spilling on ppp despite claiming he would never snake on him in the same breath.
What personal detail? That PPP shits 7 times a day and, because of that, can't clean himself well enough? Because to me it sounds like poking fun at PPP, just like talking about how surfer went to bed crying. It's just funny shameful shit they've done.

He then tries to justify calling the cops on his friend by comparing it to ppp one time calling the cops on some brown guy.
I couldn't care less for the calling the cops thing. If some mammoth is harassing you that's what you do. The female cop wasn't going to gun down an emaciated elephant in his living room. The worse you could say about it is that it was unnecessary and stupid, but even that isn't a given.

Over the last few streams ppp has had patience I wouldnt have had with someone interrupting with bullshit the entire time. Watch that last stream again, aside from the interruptions Surfer does order ppp around a few times and ppp yields to him every time, up to the point where he loses his temper.
I think Surfer is lucky he didn't get his ass kicked.
I watched the last stream. PPP was mad surfer called him out on gambling and acted all hurt for the last 2 or 3 hours of it. The idea that it's ok to threaten some friend because of interruptions in some stupid online show about spergs is absurd. If PPP was that mad about it, how about telling surfer at the time? PPP waited for that shit to boil for almost 3 hours before calling him out a few moments before trying to start a fight. Time after time surfer interrupted while Ashton looked bothered at the camera. Why not just tell the dude to get on with the show, that it's a bit too much? I have watched maybe 15 streams of them and I know surfer won't notice he's being annoying, but his best friend of years didn't? The reality is that PPP was hurt about his friend publicly calling him out on gambling, and the interruptions were an excuse to retaliate.
 
I've heard PPP describe, in detail, hypothetically sexually molesting another man on more than one occasion (at the time, I thought it was for comedic effect, and not a power fantasy). I've also heard him mention that it isn't a sexual thing, but a dominant thing.

And then, as Surfer alleges, after getting assaulted by him (10 punches to his spine after he gave up, classy.) , PPP tells him, "I could rape you right now." Now that sounds like something Christ would do!

Then theres a bit where PPP told Surfer they had sex, which, to me, implied that he raped him while Surfer was unconscious, since there was a "You don't remember, buddy," vibe about how Surfer was describing it.

What a fucking weirdo.
 
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Does anyone here still believes surfer forced PPP to listen to African chants? That should be an easy one for anyone to see. Surfer's story made much more sense. Why would you make something like that up if you're not a manipulative piece of shit? I said earlier that "abuser" was a bit too much, but after watching some jewish twink cry on stream I can actually see it. I can see him threatening physical confrontation when he doesn't get his way, since that's what he did when surfer poked fun at his gambling habits, by asking if surfer was trying to be a hero out of nowhere. I can see PPP trying to shame people into not crossing him, since shaming is basically his content, and that's what he did in the first stream about the situation. I can see PPP being used to defusing situations through humor, as in the last videos, specially when he's a chubby loser who most likely got bullied and learned that self deprecating humor is a nice shield for people's opinions. I'm actually being very charitable with those three points and could expand even more on each but am not, for brevity's sake. It's also very clear surfer has this weird battered wife loyalty to the guy still.

I'm sorry PPP bros, but the dude is most likely a huge piece of shit. It's funny how the extreme right was pushed so hard into a corner that the only thing coming out of that sewer are degenerates of some kind.
In this stream they argue about what music to put on. If you've ever been around people who are passionate about whatever music they listen to, e.g "Bro listen to this...dude listen listen" while they follow you around with their phone outsrtetched into your face, you may understand how such a small little thing may blow up into something bigger. Especially since this behavior is the perfect trigger to unleash pent up aggresion from the past. I don't find the african chant story anything out of the ordinary IMO. Also him threatening 'physical confrontation' is a fucking joke. There's no way he was being serious, and even if he was so what?Them wrestling for 2 minutes would've been a lot better for everyone involved. Instead they both kept taking each-others bluff and escalating ffor the stream.

btw anyone know what page the link to surfers response is on?
 
I'm sorry PPP bros, but the dude is most likely a huge piece of shit. It's funny how the extreme right was pushed so hard into a corner that the only thing coming out of that sewer are degenerates of some kind.
Degeneracy and craziness are the natural state of the extreme right. You would think that people would question the sanity of a guy who throws Romans to random bystanders and bakes swastika cookies on a livestream sooner. And just a few days ago (before the meltdown) there was pushback in the thread over people pointing out PPP's hypocritical lifestyle. But they say le epic funny gamer word a lot so you'll always find someone here willing to go to bat for either of them.
 
Yes clearly the peak mathematical efficiency is to threaten your closest friend with violence. Its not to talk to him after the show or voice the issues he has with surfer but to try and fucking embarrass him on the stream.
Clearly the internet show about sperging about internet drama is more important then that.

Not saying that surfer handled this perfectly and it would of been in his best interest to shut his whore mouth and just not say anything.
But to justify threatening violence to your cloest friend is fucking stupid.
It's an augment, they happen in the moment. Expecting both of them to act with cooler heads doesn't make any sense, especially with Surfer being drunk. You are right that threatening your drunk best friend over his interruptions to your Internet drama stream is bonkers, but PPP has to live with this guy who everyone agrees is the same on stream as he is in real life and Surfer has to live a with a big fat bum. With that being said an adult man crying to the cops over a threat that obviously didn't go anywhere is, in the words of Ethan Ralph, some womanly shit.

Here is the truth, this falling out has been on the books for awhile now. Surfer has been going down a rabbit hole of unwarranted self importance and schizo ranting and PPP has finally become a proper e-celeb, complete with baffling boring feuds with people and a refusal to work.
 
In this stream they argue about what music to put on. If you've ever been around people who are passionate about whatever music they listen to, e.g "Bro listen to this...dude listen listen" while they follow you around with their phone outsrtetched into your face, you may understand how such a small little thing may blow up into something bigger. Especially since this behavior is the perfect trigger to unleash pent up aggresion from the past. I don't find the african chant story anything out of the ordinary IMO.
Forcing people to take the headphones off so they have to listen to your music, while both of you are mad, is certainly out of the ordinary. Putting loud music on so someone fucks off is not out of the ordinary. My point is that PPP's telling of the same story is clearly a lie, and lying about some minor shit like that just to look slightly better is very telling.

Also him threatening 'physical confrontation' is a fucking joke. There's no way he was being serious
So it was serious the other times they fought, but this one obviously wasn't? That would be absurd even if that was the first time, to just assume everything isn't serious, but considering it wasn't it would've been stupid for them to not expect it.

, and even if he was so what?Them wrestling for 2 minutes would've been a lot better for everyone involved. Instead they both kept taking each-others bluff and escalating ffor the stream.
What you mean so what? What do you think happens when people fight? It's usually not pleasant even when the other guy isn't a baby-faced giant with repressed homosexual rape urges. PPP would just rub his soft folds on little surfer for hours until something catches his dick.
 
It's an augment, they happen in the moment. Expecting both of them to act with cooler heads doesn't make any sense, especially with Surfer being drunk. You are right that threatening your drunk best friend over his interruptions to your Internet drama stream is bonkers, but PPP has to live with this guy who everyone agrees is the same on stream as he is in real life and Surfer has to live a with a big fat bum. With that being said an adult man crying to the cops over a threat that obviously didn't go anywhere is, in the words of Ethan Ralph, some womanly shit.

Here is the truth, this falling out has been on the books for awhile now. Surfer has been going down a rabbit hole of unwarranted self importance and schizo ranting and PPP has finally become a proper e-celeb, complete with baffling boring feuds with people and a refusal to work.
I do agree that the friendship was clearly not their to last and that surfer is pretty schizo himself and would be hard to live with. But were not living their and nor are we PPP or surfer so we can't really put ourselves into their shoes. Sure if I was in either of their shoes i'd want to leave as well but were not them and we can only judge them by what they say and do, not what we would do if we were them.

PPP showed great enjoyment for surfer and for his antics and laughed at a lot of what he had to say and genuinley liked the man so to say that he hated his interjections, why did he egg him on to rant about crazy shit like micro chips in the vaccines.

PPP wanted to come back to the house and did previously apologize for threatening violence and promised to not do so again. Even he is fucking aware that he shouldn't do it but he just sperged out and couldn't help it. He wanted to live with the schizo and he put himself back into the situation full aware of surfers behaviour.

If a pig wants to roll in shit, its going to roll in shit. I don't judge him for this because I do the same.
 
I do agree that the friendship was clearly not their to last and that surfer is pretty schizo himself and would be hard to live with. But were not living their and nor are we PPP or surfer so we can't really put ourselves into their shoes. Sure if I was in either of their shoes i'd want to leave as well but were not them and we can only judge them by what they say and do, not what we would do if we were them.

PPP showed great enjoyment for surfer and for his antics and laughed at a lot of what he had to say and genuinley liked the man so to say that he hated his interjections, why did he egg him on to rant about crazy shit like micro chips in the vaccines.

PPP wanted to come back to the house and did previously apologize for threatening violence and promised to not do so again. Even he is fucking aware that he shouldn't do it but he just sperged out and couldn't help it. He wanted to live with the schizo and he put himself back into the situation full aware of surfers behaviour.

If a pig wants to roll in shit, its going to roll in shit. I don't judge him for this because I do the same.
Yeah there is a ton of shit here that we aren't privy to. It's probably for the best that PPP moves out, having room mates is great but at a certain point a man needs to do his own thing and he can't do it while living with others.
 
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Western man is made to build safe communities so people can work and enjoy the freedoms of life. Not to be like the negro and attack each other once a nigga starts disrespecting a brotha.
And all your safe communities have gotten you is no shit trusting the government to have your best interests at heart. Bunch of pearl-clutching pussies who can't even take the threat of a beating without crying to the cops. Maybe you deserve what you're getting.
 
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