Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[instythot]

The dude I replied to acted like finding a new job, even in the US, is like "hitting the lotto". I already posted an article going over how canada is dealing with the same shit, but I guess you just feel like ignoring that in favor of your narrative that people relying on gibs that are on their way out are just way smarter than people securing their future now while the getting's good.

Not smarter, but when you're at the bottom of all the pay scales, you kinda need the extra dollar an hour for as long as the gibs last. Canadian gibs are just under Ontario minimum wage. Unless you're working at home, you are coming out even or less than tat just in the cost to get to work.

" I can start having less money to cover everything now, or I can wait a few weeks to have less money to take a job that needs no qualifications then". What do you think is going to happen? Who is going to choose option a when they're already at the lowest disposable income

Also, for whoever wondered how surfer got 20k in debt, let us remember his several hundred dollar internet enabled toothbrush and his $150 cutco Santoku style knife. He buys dumb wigger shit to act like a big man

 

[Sammich]

In case anyone doesnt know, surfer is supposed to start trade school for plumbing soon.

I hope he finds someone that can calm his crazier impulses, up until recently I thought surfer was just playing it up on streams. Poor guy is mentally unbalanced, and that's not a shot at him at all. I don't hate surfer at all, I just think he's just unbalanced.

 

[JewishCensorship]

That's exactly what i said in the stream surfer did, and that's exact what surfer read in that stream. Now, in the interest of being honest, I probably did misquote myself on the farms here, I was pretty flabbergasted at the idea of surfer being so blasted by a clear troll-y comment, and then calling me a terrorist. But i get that he is probably a touch autistic and took what i said at face value.
What is your excuse for turning some comment into a literal death threat? Was Surfer talking about slapping Ralphs stomach a literal threat? Was PPP talking about sodomizing ralph's asshole with his hands a literal rape threat? Come on dude, you aren't that fucking stupid. I want to give you a little credit, as you are normally not this fucking dumb.

It wasn't a trolley comment though. You were sperging hardcore in that chat. Surfer just got done telling stories of people showing up to their place to fight and about how their address is doxxed. You said the address has been doxxed for 3 months and then said you would show up and use surfer's weights to bash his face in. He wouldn't call you a terrorist if you joked about shoving weights up his ass, dude. The context between the two are so different and you know it which is why you came up with this lie after being called out. You admitted to me in PM's that you were escalating things until surfer reacted to you. I like how someone posted the meme picture of "I'm just trolling, I'm not a retard" to own me, but who does it really apply to here?

 

[Sammich]

It wasn't a trolley comment though. You were sperging hardcore in that chat. Surfer just got done telling stories of people showing up to their place to fight and about how their address is doxxed. You said the address has been doxxed for 3 months and then said you would show up and use surfer's weights to bash his face in. He wouldn't call you a terrorist if you joked about shoving weights up his ass, dude. The context between the two are so different and you know it which is why you came up with this lie after being called out. You admitted to me in PM's that you were escalating things until surfer reacted to you. I like how someone posted the meme picture of "I'm just trolling, I'm not a retard" to own me, but who does it really apply to here?

I posted the same thing here as I said on surfer's stream. where the fuck are you getting this "bash his head in" shit? I went back and checked.

Can anyone clip that bit where he read my chat about ramming weights up his ass and called me a terrorist? ROFl

Why the fuck would i want someone to clip it if i was making up a lie.

Fuck off with your gaslighting bud.

 

[Bloitzhole]

If you take input on society and moral issues from an unemployed fat canadian formerly living as a parasite in his buddy's house whose only saving grace is that he's funny, you're a dumbdumb.

If you feel the need to voice some sort of moral outrage over the hypocrisy of an unemployed fat canadian formerly living as a parasite in his buddy's house whose only saving grace is that he's funny, because he happens to espouse some christian believes that have little application in the 21st century that you happen to share, you're a dumbdumb.

If you overinterpret Canadians using the term "love" when referring to mutual friendship, even in the context of an unemployed fat Canadian formerly living as a parasite in his buddy's house whose only saving grace is that he's funny, you're a dumbdumb.

These niggas gay though.

 

[Lord Xenu]

TIL: People watch this shit unironically and actually respect the ideas and opinions of a couple of retards everyone else is laughing at.

 

[1 Guy 1 Taco]

TIL the proper way to cook porkchops. I'm surprised they didn't all die of food poisoning after that meal.

 

[instythot]

I hope he finds someone that can calm his crazier impulses, up until recently I thought surfer was just playing it up on streams. Poor guy is mentally unbalanced, and that's not a shot at him at all. I don't hate surfer at all, I just think he's just unbalanced.

I think the trades is perhaps the best place for him. Continually meeting and talking to new people who don't read /pol/ all day but are expecting him to drink hard and be a bit rough around the edges and having his hands too busy to browse the internet for 6 or 7 hours a day sounds like the ideal prescription for him

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[Sammich]

TIL the proper way to cook porkchops. I'm surprised they didn't all die of food poisoning after that meal.

I haven't been able to find that one, the only thing i seen from it was one clip where surfer just punched PPP right in the face lol.

 

[arabianights]

i don't hate Surfer as much now after all the spergout.
I just think he's heavily troubled individual.
shame. hating was so much easier

 

[Guntkvd]

PPPromo

youtu.be

Holy shit, he did the same move on Surfer.

 

[instythot]

TIL: People watch this shit unironically and actually respect the ideas and opinions of a couple of retards everyone else is laughing at.

Some of us watch it for mathematically precise advice on the correct number of shakes of cumin and number of stripes of maple syrup to add to any given meal

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Another handful of pages of people talking about a fat man's ass hole in depth and how he gay rapes people with the side story of schizos fearful for someones life over a joke post on a gossip forum. How does PPP get away with lowering everyones IQ

 

[big ups liquid richard]

In case anyone doesnt know, surfer is supposed to start trade school for plumbing soon.

Not anymore. He was rejected for not getting vaxxed so now he's trying to fight it by getting the Human Rights Tribunal involved.

 

[PoNR]

PPPromo

youtu.be

Holy shit, he did the same move on Surfer.

more proof that surfer wasn't lying. ppp is a violent psychopath.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Not anymore. He was rejected for not getting vaxxed so now he's trying to fight it by getting the Human Rights Tribunal involved.

Fucking idiot

 

[Crystal Golem]

Some of us watch it for mathematically precise advice on the correct number of shakes of cumin and number of stripes of maple syrup to add to any given meal

I think you're the only one who actually does that and can both laugh with and at PPP. The rest of these guys I dunno they probably would still be coping about PPP having some mystery job that he can work while streaming/tweeting for 8 hours a day if Pers hadn't come out and said theyve both been unemployed for two years.

 

[arabianights]

Not anymore. He was rejected for not getting vaxxed so now he's trying to fight it by getting the Human Rights Tribunal involved.

surfer appealing to human rights tribunal?
now i know you're lying!

 

[Sammich]

It wasn't a trolley comment though. You were sperging hardcore in that chat. Surfer just got done telling stories of people showing up to their place to fight and about how their address is doxxed. You said the address has been doxxed for 3 months and then said you would show up and use surfer's weights to bash his face in. He wouldn't call you a terrorist if you joked about shoving weights up his ass, dude. The context between the two are so different and you know it which is why you came up with this lie after being called out. You admitted to me in PM's that you were escalating things until surfer reacted to you. I like how someone posted the meme picture of "I'm just trolling, I'm not a retard" to own me, but who does it really apply to here?

I wanted to address this again, don't know if it's better to edit my post or to just reply again.. I'll reply again;

If i did (and I very well may have.. tons of us were sperging at surfer) claim to want to travel to surfer's place and bash him over the head with his weights, that was very fucking stupid. I automatically assume folks can take what I say as just goofy shit in chat, but I forget that others can take that stuff very seriously.


I had no intentions of beating surfer with his own weights. At absolute worst, i'd just call surfer a kike. I'm not a violent type.