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[Law]

Why would a doctor give someone fucking diazepam and then after that start asking them questions about their upcoming medical procedure?

I think that this thread, all the trans malarkey, and the opioid crisis really shook my faith in the medical establishment. There are a lot of really awful people who become doctors, apparently.
I still believe that most doctors truly care about their patients. I kind of have to believe this, you know? I have to look on the bright side for my own health and wellbeing. I can't let the knowledge that the futa surgery exists shake my faith in humanity as much as I sometimes fear it will.

Legit looks like the type of dude I'd expect to show up at my TTRPG table at my FLGS, ask to join

Has your FLGS been infected with the trooner menace too?
I had to watch a man wearing too-small leggings with a thong pulled up his flat ass in some kind of lunatic parody of a whale tail buy magic cards. Much like Rioley, he looked like a normal prog rock fan, till he turned around.
That stuff changes you, man. I miss when the worst thing we had to deal with was smelly nerds who wouldn't shower. Now it's smelly nerds who won't shower AND who wear fetish crap in public AND who turn into rabid chihuahuas if you call them sir.
It's a fucking mess out here.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Re: Towns of deaf people.

It's also crucial to remember that there was no social safety net, no Americans With Disabilities Act, no minimum wage, none of that shit. Also deaf people couldn't attend normal schools, so a lot of them were considered basically retarded because they were uneducated and couldn't read and write.

So if you couldn't work a normal job for a normal wage, you were pretty much relying on charity and money from your family to get along. Deaf communities were as much economic as they were social.

Martha's Vineyard Sign Language - Wikipedia

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They wouldn't let you into the US if you were disabled. Like the ship company that you booked passage on had to haul you right back to Europe if you didn't pass muster at Ellis Island.

I don't want to come off as a full-on apologist for eugenics, but they lived in a different time and preventing disabled babies from being born was considered a social good. We still have the same beliefs, but we know more, so instead of telling the alcoholic woman that she should be sterilized, we tell her not to drink while pregnant.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[NigKid]

This how Kevin treat his +100$ tranformer toys

wouldve been surprised if his 7 year old brain handled it in any other way tbh

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Why is Kevin going to a gyno? They won't be able to do anything. A speculum can't fit because there's so much scar tissue. They can't even put a finger in there. The only thing that will happen is we'll get a wonderful Twitter meltdown of him freaking out and coping about how his choice and his laziness caused damage to his body.

 

[Law]

How do you lose a big ass plastic tub in an open plan house? Oh, good ole Kev, I needed a laugh.
Must be a hoarder's paradise in that basement.

I wonder if Kevvie's collection is actually worth anything? I don't know much about the toy market, but it seems like stuff that looks like a bunch of junk could actually have some value.
Any toy spergs wanna do an estimate? He gas a truly massive amount of stuff.

 

[Swiss46]

Any toy spergs wanna do an estimate? He gas a truly massive amount of stuff.

Even if he had something worth any real value he would ruin it with the absolutely terrible conditions he stores things in.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I wonder if Kevvie's collection is actually worth anything? I don't know much about the toy market, but it seems like stuff that looks like a bunch of junk could actually have some value.
Any toy spergs wanna do an estimate? He gas a truly massive amount of stuff.

IIRC it was brought up several hundred pages ago. Generally mint condition, unopened toys are priced highest, and there's no "barn find, you just need to renovate it" market here either.
So probably next to nothing since he opens everything and treats them like garbage.

 

[A big guy (for you)]

Bad news guys.

Kevin confirmed he is molesting the dogs.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1438014359364644866

Fortunately (as we all know) he doesn't have a penis.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

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Is it just me or are some of these noticably grimy?
Kevin pretends he has a legitimate collection here but if he takes them all out of the box and actually plays with them until they're dirty...I don't think that's how you do it tbh!

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Bad news guys.

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Kevin confirmed he is molesting the dogs.

Dude collects fetishes like a kid collects Pokemon

The ultimate coom brain

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm looking forward to Wedge getting the amhole surgery, because if Kevin's pathetic penis lead to the amhole, then how will Wedge's wedge turn out?

We'll have to start calling him Cone.

 

[Law]

We'll have to start calling him Cone.

That's our boy, Windsock.
If the surgeon is especially drunk that day, we could even get a Torus.

 

[Hitman One]

Kevin wasting gynecologist time

Imagine going to medical school, spending years training to become a specialist and now having to spend your days examining various amholes. You're not even able to tell the lunatics they are attached to that they will never be women because they'll sue you into oblivion for hurt feelings.

This appointment could have gone to a literal and unironic woman who is concerned she has cervical cancer or whatever but instead it's being used to shore up this coomsick pervert's delusion that he has a vagina.

I will be redoubling my daily prayers for the nuclear holocaust we so sorely deserve.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The wages of sin is death, Ripley. God is not mocked. It's pitiful, seeing him ignore the reality of the situation with a kind of confidence that can fall as easily as a house of cards. I can imagine he'll continue railing against the medical field until he finally finds some random pseudo-doctor in Mexico who can give him what he wants. If what I know of botched surgeries is anything to go by, the "vagina" Ripley will receive will become necrotic. Not that that will stop him from enjoying what he has. Until he doesn't, anyway.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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No no, it's not because you're Ripley. It's because you're Rioley.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

So, if Wedge does have herpes like he insinuated, what happens when he gets his own personal Amhole? Since the "vaginal wall" is essentially foreskin, does that mean his wound is going to be festering with sores and lesions?
I am in favour of calling Wedge's Amhole "The Sarlacc Pit".

It really speaks to what kind of a thread this is when you consider the fact that this isn't the first time somebody has asked this:

Good god. If you think the Amhole is a terror as it currently exists, imagine a herpes outbreak adding a knobby texture to its interior.

 

[lamp shade]

Cancelled Pussy sounds like a great KF username

also this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time:
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them all leaning in and trying to arrange themselves to be seen in a group photo with bryan just sat back in his chair looming over them with his brachiosaurus neck is just 10/10
sheer art
he's about a foot further away from the table than the rest of them ffs

I'm not seeing Neck in this pic?

I think they’re confusing Jen for Neck. Speaking of, do we know Jen’s real first name? I only see people call him “Jen” here.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

Lol @ the idea of trans "women" being hot. Kevin, being hot is something you have to work at and everyone knows you hate working at anything.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Kevin ordered a 550$ toy

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