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I think thats whats so fascinating about him, like does he really think people come to him for "hanest" reviews and gaming news? does he really think "ahlatta peepul" tell him things? does he believe half the shit that comes out of his pighole?

IF not does he think other people believe it? Like what lenghts will he go to ether convince himself or other people that he knows what he's talking about? There's some shit he says that even half a gin soaked bainr cell you could tell was bullshit.
I think it's more because what the hell else would DSP talk about? Literally any conversation other than telling him how to play games is at best ignored and more often than not shut down. Hell, the man won't even talk about wrestling on stream, the one hobby that we actually know he has.
 
I think it's more because what the hell else would DSP talk about? Literally any conversation other than telling him how to play games is at best ignored and more often than not shut down. Hell, the man won't even talk about wrestling on stream, the one hobby that we actually know he has.
I haven't tuned into a prestream in forever. Does he still talk about what to do with finances/taxes or has he stopped doing that since the bankruptcy?
 
I think it's more because what the hell else would DSP talk about? Literally any conversation other than telling him how to play games is at best ignored and more often than not shut down. Hell, the man won't even talk about wrestling on stream, the one hobby that we actually know he has.
The new lie is that he no longer follows wrestling, "unless there's something important"
 
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I haven't tuned into a prestream in forever. Does he still talk about what to do with finances/taxes or has he stopped doing that since the bankruptcy?
The details of his mature adult bills are verboten but obviously include all the things mature adults, unlike you, have to pay. Namely the mortgage, groceries, and taxes-- in that order of his desperation. And if there's a big event going on in WWE Champions, the cable Internet might get a mention.
 
The other day he said he got one then refused to say how much it was, doubt he'll mention them ever again. Free money dood.
Is there a clip? I would like to hear his voice and look at his eyes.

So, while it's just a theory, to me it makes the most sense that in addition to the rest of the scam, Phil is consistently lying about the variable amounts. It's fixed, and he makes the call of what to shout out on the fly.
It'd be easy to prove my mentally ill conspiracy wrong by just doing the ethical thing and insisting the person tip through normal channels to trigger a pop-up, but in the meantime the Autistic Illuminati will work on cracking the Polack PigVinci Code.
It's the only thing that makes sense of this strange behavior by Phil & the whales. Assuming he actually gets the money and not just plays theater to prop up his tips numbers.
I am trying really hard to think why it should be another way. There must be an agreement on how it's done and that it would be fine for both parties to lie to the pleb wheelchairs.

Well, it's hard to prove (without leaks) or to disprove. Reason being is that they could change their agreement / kabuki theater to make it technically legit by triggering pop-ups and maybe still tip behind the scenes. Phil could do another "debunked" faggotry rant without providing the actual numbers and sent mails of course 🤥

One thing is for certain: Phil can't be trusted, same with the people who are allied with him. Yes, he scams wheelchairs but the whales must have similar personalities. People of kin spirits attract each other.

For a muppet, you are a good thinker.
 
The details of his mature adult bills are verboten but obviously include all the things mature adults, unlike you, have to pay. Namely the mortgage, groceries, and taxes-- in that order of his desperation. And if there's a big event going on in WWE Champions, the cable Internet might get a mention.
Yes he is literally the only adult on the internet who has to pay bills, I forgot
 
Yes he is literally the only adult on the internet who has to pay bills, I forgot
The insane part is how he pretends that 9000$ worth of bills (300$ * 30 days) is totally normal.

Every time someone asks about bills and he starts listing them you got that “and?” In the back of your head.

“Well there’s tahxes, mortgage, the internet bill, groceries, utilities...”

And?

AND?

What kind of list of bills that doesn’t include “crack cocaine” could possibly amount to this kind of money?!

At least when he had his debt problems you could add 1000$ worth of credit card payments and interest on top but now?!

There’s no way a mahture ahdult doesn’t realize that Pigroach got thousands of dollars a month in “stupid money”.
 
The insane part is how he pretends that 9000$ worth of bills (300$ * 30 days) is totally normal.

Every time someone asks about bills and he starts listing them you got that “and?” In the back of your head.

“Well there’s tahxes, mortgage, the internet bill, groceries, utilities...”

And?

AND?

What kind of list of bills that doesn’t include “crack cocaine” could possibly amount to this kind of money?!

At least when he had his debt problems you could add 1000$ worth of credit card payments and interest on top but now?!

There’s no way a mahture ahdult doesn’t realize that Pigroach got thousands of dollars a month in “stupid money”.
The one thing that still frustrates me in the Snortsphere is how much of a bitch every single whale is.

Imagine if they forced Phil to justify his expenses before they gave him money. That'd be top tier content.

Instead, we get these boring ass streams with Phil being nervous for 90% of the time only for some 3 people who never appear in chat to end up giving him 50 dollars each.
 
The insane part is how he pretends that 9000$ worth of bills (300$ * 30 days) is totally normal.

Every time someone asks about bills and he starts listing them you got that “and?” In the back of your head.

“Well there’s tahxes, mortgage, the internet bill, groceries, utilities...”

And?

AND?

What kind of list of bills that doesn’t include “crack cocaine” could possibly amount to this kind of money?!

At least when he had his debt problems you could add 1000$ worth of credit card payments and interest on top but now?!

There’s no way a mahture ahdult doesn’t realize that Pigroach got thousands of dollars a month in “stupid money”.
I bet there are a few more gotcha games that Phil plays that we just don't know about. He can't be getting cocaine due to the fact that it would involve interacting with the kinds of people that scare Phil in video games, let alone real life
 
The insane part is how he pretends that 9000$ worth of bills (300$ * 30 days) is totally normal.

Every time someone asks about bills and he starts listing them you got that “and?” In the back of your head.

“Well there’s tahxes, mortgage, the internet bill, groceries, utilities...”

And?

AND?

What kind of list of bills that doesn’t include “crack cocaine” could possibly amount to this kind of money?!

At least when he had his debt problems you could add 1000$ worth of credit card payments and interest on top but now?!

There’s no way a mahture ahdult doesn’t realize that Pigroach got thousands of dollars a month in “stupid money”.
It drives me positively berserk the way that his supporters never ask any sort of probing questions whatsoever.

“And what else?”

“Why?”

“Like what?”

“Why does that matter?”

These are questions you learn to answer writing high school essays, or ought to, and the fact that they don’t understand or utilize the power they have over him to compel him to answer is maddening.
 
It drives me positively berserk the way that his supporters never ask any sort of probing questions whatsoever.

“And what else?”

“Why?”

“Like what?”

“Why does that matter?”

These are questions you learn to answer writing high school essays, or ought to, and the fact that they don’t understand or utilize the power they have over him to compel him to answer is maddening.
An idiot and his money are soon parted. They are too dumb to ask these questions and they lose their money
 
I bet there are a few more gotcha games that Phil plays that we just don't know about. He can't be getting cocaine due to the fact that it would involve interacting with the kinds of people that scare Phil in video games, let alone real life
I dunno man! His sinuses have always had issues, and he rants like a cokehead on a regular basis.

(Like fuck... Just take some of his prestreams. The man just goes on and on, starts ranting about something for a while and then switches instantly back to “Salesman Phil” for another 5-10 minutes.)

Cocaine can also induce paranoia, mind you.

What if Phil wasn’t the kind of cokehead who has to hit the pavement for resupplies every couple of days, but have a high end hook up?

You know, the kind of connect who’s usually a white dude who arrives at your place impeccably dressed or decked out as a bicycle messenger once or twice a week. Two envelopes are exchanged, “See you next week, have a good one!”

This is Seattle after all. Lots of Tech guys with too much cash and stressful, long working hours. There’s plenty of drug abuse in IT, but not through the “regular channels”.

I think that’s my new favorite Phil theory. It’s a helluva lot more interesting than “Phil is a five figure Gacha whale”.
 
It drives me positively berserk the way that his supporters never ask any sort of probing questions whatsoever.

“And what else?”

“Why?”

“Like what?”

“Why does that matter?”

These are questions you learn to answer writing high school essays, or ought to, and the fact that they don’t understand or utilize the power they have over him to compel him to answer is maddening.
Or even worse, when they say it's not their business to ask where the money is going...

Like... You're asking to be scammed, it's unbelievable.
 
The one thing that still frustrates me in the Snortsphere is how much of a bitch every single whale is.

Imagine if they forced Phil to justify his expenses before they gave him money. That'd be top tier content.

Instead, we get these boring ass streams with Phil being nervous for 90% of the time only for some 3 people who never appear in chat to end up giving him 50 dollars each.

Didn’t he admit to some, or at least one of the whales that the WWE Champions account is his, and that his tax problem was taken care of?

Or even worse, when they say it's not their business to ask where the money is going...

Like... You're asking to be scammed, it's unbelievable.
There seems to be different kinds of whales: The Tut kind who’s loaded and doesn’t really care what Phil does with the money, since they’re playing their own game.

And then there’s the “bitch whale”/“autism whale” like Planet Jeff or OIC who are at their masters beck and call for reasons the country’s leading experts in autism can’t quite explain.

FFS, I still can’t believe PlanetJeff/Jeffrey was working as a fucking city engineer. Imagine if your local sewerage/bridges/roads depended on a dude dumb enough to throw thousands of dollars at a 40 year old e-begger to “spite the trolls”.
 
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I bet there are a few more gotcha games that Phil plays that we just don't know about. He can't be getting cocaine due to the fact that it would involve interacting with the kinds of people that scare Phil in video games, let alone real life

maybe his coke comes via horse drawn carriage, IF you know what I mean.. Or maybe the PONY express?

edit - I'm a brain dead detractor and hit quote on the wrong post.
 
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Didn’t he admit to some, or at least one of the whales that the WWE Champions account is his, and that his tax problem was taken care of?
Not that I'm aware of. Phil has talked openly about having whaled on WWE Supercard before, but that was only after his forum account was found, so kinda hard to deny.
 
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