Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[kevin]

Gneech talks about depression and the daunting task of looking for professional help and all Lou can do is talk about himself. who cares about offering words of support or using your experience to try to lift up another when you could just try to make it all about you, the most important person in the world?
I am %99 sure Lou is not seeking mental health help, but if he did it would be hilarious. any counselor or therapist worth their salt would push Lou to do all sorts of things he did not want to do--from adjusting his attitude to taking better care of his health to trying to get out of (what he would no doubt describe as) a toxic living situation--and he would be a quivering mass of blubbery rage.
I would be concerned for the professional trying to help him though; they usually work one on one with clients for obvious reasons, and knowing Lou's history of assault he would likely resort to violence when he heard something he did not care for.

 

[BananaSlamma]

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Lou takes a comment from a moderator that doesn't seem to be directed at anyone specifically as a personal attack because ban evasion and changing usernames is his kink.

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Lou tries to speak for everyone in response to a shop twitter account giving advise on hiding small gifts in preparation for the holiday seasons.

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Edit: Lou is doing a 1 Month Fundraising Extragammalammanza! for his birthday. Jesus.

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[Kled]

Lou tries to speak for everyone in response to a shop twitter account giving advise on hiding small gifts in preparation for the holiday seasons.

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>Person makes a very good point about shopping earlier and hiding gifts
>"Ok but money better."

There's a scene in Always Sunny where Bonnie reads whatever Charlie writes about getting donations for her "cancer" and it basically read "money me. give me money. please" and that's all I can hear whenever Lou begs for money.

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[Spoonomancer]

Lou takes a comment from a moderator that doesn't seem to be directed at anyone specifically as a personal attack because ban evasion and changing usernames is his kink.

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this one is funny coming from Lou who changes usernames if only because he was caught in his own lies

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lol, implying Lou would outmatch Fate's collective autism.

 

[BananaSlamma]

If my memory is correct about Lou using medicaid, then he's lying about not having insurance.
Also, the 'problem going away' can easily be solved by learning how to manage your diet better and working hard so not only will symptoms get minimized, you're less likely to need equipment or medication. Either that or die, since diabetes isn't curable and you brought yours upon yourself.

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No you're not.

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Lou, in a tweet mocking 2 Gryphon and Uncle Kage, firmly subscribes to the common conservative belief that receiving consequences for being a piece of shit is 'getting cancelled'

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Edit: Lou tweets this after apparently supporting General Mark Milley in a previous tweet. I see no quote tweets or mentions showing this so either it's from a DM or he's lying.
also why is he calling himself offensive terms for Italian and Irish? Even if there exists that heritage in your blood, you're still firmly American.

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Edit 2: Lou expresses disapproval towards Joe Manchin on a bill that was voted on in the House, even though Joe is a member of the Senate.

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[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Edit: Lou is doing a 1 Month Fundraising Extragammalammanza! for his birthday. Jesus.

"No set amount?" Fuck you, Lou.

I'm adding $300 onto your total and will raise / lower it when you post your birthday haul - which will inevitably contain a laptop or tablet.

Since you posted your PayPal link yesterday when you started to rev up this beg, guess what?

HAPPY $10,000 BEGGED ON TWITTER DAY!

Lou Gagliardi has begged for over TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS on twitter since the start of this year! I would say that he has brought in this amount of cash or maybe even a bit over 10k.

Because Lou has two different streams of income with PayPal and Cashapp, my assumptions are that he brings in a bit over his desired amount each beg. Outside of a few occurrences where he has had a beg go "unobtianed", he has confirmed he has received his totals, so I'm confident in saying he has received at least 10k.

10k of undeclared income to the IRS. 10k brought in by being a lying cunt. 10k where the majority was spent on Tablets and Laptops.

Most of all? 10k brought in by strangers, and absolutely nothing to show for it. He doesn't have the Tablets or Laptops outside of a handful (allegedly), hasn't improved his living condition and is in the exact same hole he was in at the start of the year. Lou has received TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS and where other people would have put that much money to good use, he has done absolutely fucking nothing of worth with the free cash he has received.

 

[The Dude]

I've got my fingers crossed that Louie either gets sweet fuck-all in donations, or that it's such a comically small amount that it sends Louie into a psychotic rage. We have made many, many posts deconstructing exactly why it's pathetic and childish for a 37 year old grown-ass man to be making a big deal out of his birthday and demanding gifts from others, so I'm not going to do that here. I'm just going to say that Louie doesn't deserve a damn thing for his birthday and absolutely no one in this world is obligated to give a flying fuck and a rolling donut about his "special day". With the way he begs and grifts and demands, and all the money he's received and waited, every day may as well be Louie's birthday.

And how exactly would it "come as a surprise" to literally anyone that he would start begging and demanding for all the money he can for his birthday? He begs and grifts every fucking day. It's his standard mode of operation. Everyone is looking at that post Louie made and thinking to themselves "Louie is grifting again? Must be a day that ends in fucking 'Y' then." What would actually be surprising would be if Louie said "My birthday is coming up, and instead of giving me gifts or money could my friends and followers please donate to the charity of your choice? Or if you can't afford to donate to charity, then please go volunteer or help out someone in need that you know." If Louie did that and meant it then the world might look like the aftermath of the fucking Thanos Snap from all the shock induced heart attacks.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

I want to see his new bedframe. Either that, or how long do you guys think it will be until he either accidentally posts a pic of his 3 mattresses (with no frame) or forgets his allegedly purchased bedframe and uses his 3 mattresses as a poor brag? He'll then claim he gave it to his mother.

 

[Spoonomancer]

it'd be absolutely fucking hilarious if Paypal being founded by Elon Musk got to Lou and Lou dropped Paypal for at least a week because of this news.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

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Lou continues to show off how sad his life is. A thoughtful gift that shows the giver truly knows the recipient will be appreciated more than cash, 100% of the time.

If Lou wasn't such an odious cunt, I'd feel bad for him apparently never having experienced that.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I can't wait for the tantrum this year after hardly a soul donates each day. You know, that's a good point about the bed frame... He always gleefully shows off purchases and we never saw the bedframe. Can't wait to see the craigslist posting of the 3 mattress bed again

 

[Loona]

Lou's birthday griftathon begins tomorrow:

https://archive.is/ge24o

Shilling for Boozy again. Boozy continues to be unaware of Lou's existence, as the tweet has no likes/retweets.

https://archive.is/eAVUZ

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I still can't get over how an almost 40 year old man is "preparing" to beg for money a month before his birthday, and will be counting down daily.

He just has no idea how utterly pathetic he looks acting like this. I've seen a lot of cringe worthy shit online in my life, and Lou is up there with the best of them.

At least I can gain some happiness knowing it took him -days- to beg for $15 to get to Wal-Mart. I wonder how many people will donate to him?

 

[BananaSlamma]

I still can't get over how an almost 40 year old man is "preparing" to beg for money a month before his birthday, and will be counting down daily.

He just has no idea how utterly pathetic he looks acting like this. I've seen a lot of cringe worthy shit online in my life, and Lou is up there with the best of them.

At least I can gain some happiness knowing it took him -days- to beg for $15 to get to Wal-Mart. I wonder how many people will donate to him?

God, imagine the complete fit he'd have if nobody donates to his birthday fund. It might finally hit him that he's fucked up so hard and so often that nobody with any interest in these hashtags would donate to him, he'd completely breakdown. In an ideal scenario he'd take this as a sign to actually get a job since admittedly I wanna see how long that would last, though realistically he'd probably attack everyone he can think of, including friends, before threatening suicide again.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Even for a casual, why the fuck would anyone draw on a Switch?

Drawing on an iPad isn't the device's primary purpose, but a tablet is basically a simplified computer; you CAN draw on it, just like you CAN write an essay on it, it's all about the software you use. It also has the benefit of being literally all screen to draw on, and a fairly sizable screen at that.

A Switch is considerably smaller, less than half the size of an iPad, and aside from being a smaller working surface in general this also means that screen has less room to fit the UI that you need when drawing. If you have a Switch and nothing else, sure I guess it's better than having nothing at all, but I'd be willing to bet your average adult manchild is more likely to have some sort of tablet or computer than a Switch.

Lou has NO SHORTAGE of iPads and also doesn't fucking draw so idk why he'd care.

...seriously though, the Switch is a great little device but it's way too small for proper drawing. Just get a fucking sketchbook. Pen. Paper. Kids these days.

Honestly I think it's just trying to cash in on nostalgia of Pictochat and Flipbook from the early days of the DS, that's really the only thing I can think of.

It would easily get Nintento consoomers excited about the possibility of being able to draw on a Nintendo-branded device again. Doesn't matter that it's inferior to any other solution. Hell you can straight up get a full fledged PC on the go these days with folding laptops that have a pen-enabled touchscreen built in. And you would actually have access to real art programs like Photoshop, Clip Studio, Krita, Corel Painter... etc etc etc. But the type of person who would get this isn't excited about actually using it to be productive at art, they are excited at going "WOW I'm ARTING on a NINTENDO SWITCH!" and they will mindlessly ignore how limited it's capabilities would be compared to a 2 in 1 or a mobile tablet.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

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"if you shave yourself down there and miss, does the phrase become shave and a haircut...two clits"

Does anyone know what the fuck this means and if it's supposed to be funny?

 

[0 0]

"if you shave yourself down there and miss, does the phrase become shave and a haircut...two clits"

Does anyone know what the fuck this means and if it's supposed to be funny?

It's a pun on "shave and a haircut, two bits," lyrics to the rhythmic knocking most people are familiar with.

It doesn't make any sense in terms of logic because women don't magically grow a second clitoris when they shave their pubic hair. It's mostly a vulgar pun for the sake of being vulgar, so it's not particularly clever or funny, nor does it have anything to do with golf, so it's most likely a non-sequitur as well. So Boogie or Boostie or whatever his name's supposed to be most likely has a wit as dull as Louis himself.

Louis is quoting it because he's so starved for attention from this other fat, annoying furry that he'll laugh at anything he spouts like he's failing a class and trying to get on the professor's good side.

 

[The Dude]

Two clits? Sounds like someone either got botched gender reassignment surgery from an incompetent hack of a doctor, or their "totally real, genuine vagina" is rotting away because they were too fucking lazy to do the proper post-op upkeep and they don't ever fucking bathe.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Over/under on the suicide bait tweet for birthdaybux is 3 days. Place yer bets.

 

[Vampirella]

Lou's birthday griftathon begins tomorrow:

But what about his dad going to the hospital? Or was that a lie for the birthday grift.