Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

UK munchies also like to grift for trips to the butcher. As much as they favour the Spanish ersatz option, the aspirational ones tend to try and make it all the way to Henderson because they know it brings the most social media clout. At least one funded multiple trips and then started working for the EDS Society.

They all like to claim the NHS “doesn’t do” these oh so necessary surgeries.
I've noticed that, too. But from my understanding, the NHS does do them in the cases that are actually life threatening. Bolognese had some UK munchies crowdfunding for the $150,000 they'd need to see him also. Meanwhile, I've seen a strange brand of American munchie that'll occasionally crowdfund to get to Barcelona for Dr Gilete. Usually they claim that either Dr. B or Dr. H can't see them, because they're just too damn rare and special.
 
Now trying to munch Chrimism, and yes I know you spelled it wrong. It is a disorder/genetic mutation were your mother was originally pregnant with twins and you absorbed the twin. Sometimes people have splits right down the middle, but as far as I know its doesn't happen with conjoined. It is exceptionally rare and medically actually really interesting. Mothers who birthed kids have actually bern accused of not actually birthing the kids because of it.

I can see Tess blaming her "sister". Exactly what happened in the other fake death person I knew.
 
some updates from the fighting going on in tess’ facebook comments. claims that no local authorities have heard of her passing, and from her instagram - apparently there’s a patreon post about her death. if anyone has access to it i’d love to see it. also please don’t touch the cow or make any autistic plans to do so, it’s fucking annoying.
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some updates from the fighting going on in tess’ facebook comments. claims that no local authorities have heard of her passing, and from her instagram - apparently there’s a patreon post about her death. if anyone has access to it i’d love to see it. also please don’t touch the cow or make any autistic plans to do so, it’s fucking annoying.

The original death announcement on TikTok from tubie_with_dys / MysticAsh / Ashley Nicole had the post in it and there was a screenshot on Reddit. Unfortunately, Ash privated her account and the Reddit post got deleted. Someone may have a copy of it. If I remember correctly, it didn't say much more than the preview shows.

Some random on TT is claiming to know for sure that Tess is alive, but some random anon on TT isn't anymore reliable than the weird Tiktokers crying about her death. There's also someone who claimed that her funeral was going to be on Monday and that they were going, but no update on that I've seen.
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Victoria Guyadeen updates: the plot thickens with the conjoined twin claim. What-and I cannot stress this enough-the fuck
You ain't lyin.
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Every time I see this woman, it seems like her face has gotten more upsetting. I keep thinking she'll cap out on the "gradually turning into a fallout monster" scale at some point, but nope, the bitch just keeps on going! I genuinely find her difficult to look at now.
She just so... unfortunate looking. She's straight out the uncanny sewer.
 
Every time I see this woman, it seems like her face has gotten more upsetting. I keep thinking she'll cap out on the "gradually turning into a fallout monster" scale at some point, but nope, the bitch just keeps on going! I genuinely find her difficult to look at now.

she really does have a bizarre face. It's so uncomfortable to look at
 
hey did you guys know in the US, if you change your name for any reason other than marriage, you have to post a notice in the newspaper? It’s so you can’t change your name to John Doe and escape your debts or dodge criminal charges. Did you also know many newspapers are digitized and archived such that anyone across the globe can find your little podunk town’s paper from the comfort of their living room?

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CAW CAW. It’s funny, for some reason I figured Clarissa here hadn’t bothered to go through with the legal name change and was just using Kellen online because it’s special. how silly of me! As we’ve seen so many times before, it looks like mom was all gung ho about letting the mentally ill minor child suicide bait her way into a lifetime of cross-sex hormones that will irreparably damage her young brain before it’s finished developing all because woke culture is currently incentivizing people to do so, while dad tried to pull the plug but ultimately lost.

Fancy fancy. Miss “I need to do porn because poverty” is living rent free in a nice 5bed 6bath house valued at $800k. No wonder she can afford all those toys she doesn’t need.

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She just so... unfortunate looking. She's straight out the uncanny sewer.
See, chimerism would “make sense” (munchie sense) if she claimed she absorbed her twin or what tf ever. But she claims *conjoined* specifically. She even says she has an extra kidney- her alleged twin. With those claims in mind, is it even scientifically possible for her to have a second set of dna at the cellular level? Ugh she’s the gift that keeps on giving.
 
The original death announcement on TikTok from tubie_with_dys / MysticAsh / Ashley Nicole had the post in it and there was a screenshot on Reddit. Unfortunately, Ash privated her account and the Reddit post got deleted. Someone may have a copy of it. If I remember correctly, it didn't say much more than the preview shows.

Some random on TT is claiming to know for sure that Tess is alive, but some random anon on TT isn't anymore reliable than the weird Tiktokers crying about her death. There's also someone who claimed that her funeral was going to be on Monday and that they were going, but no update on that I've seen.
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She’s not dead. It’s been confirmed that the hospice house and the funeral home have no clue who she is. This is kinda next level, even for a munchie. I’m 99% sure she has some connection with the supposed funeral home.
 
So I know there’s the whole
‘Is she dead or not’ thing going on with Tess. ( she’s obviously not 😂) But the ‘surgery’ she had right before she ‘died’ was a total colectomy. ( removal of colon )
Yet here and on this page she said she had it removed in 2014 🙄😂😂
Her post was edited though to take out the name of the ‘surgery she had’ so I don’t have proof. Still wanted to share my random find lol
 

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So I know there’s the whole
‘Is she dead or not’ thing going on with Tess. ( she’s obviously not 😂) But the ‘surgery’ she had right before she ‘died’ was a total colectomy. ( removal of colon )
Yet here and on this page she said she had it removed in 2014 🙄😂😂
Her post was edited though to take out the name of the ‘surgery she had’ so I don’t have proof. Still wanted to share my random find lol
When did she claim to be having another colectomy? The last thing on her fb was a bowel obstruction and surgery upcoming for that.
I thought it was common knowledge she already had no colon she posted about that a few times.
 
So I know there’s the whole
‘Is she dead or not’ thing going on with Tess. ( she’s obviously not 😂) But the ‘surgery’ she had right before she ‘died’ was a total colectomy. ( removal of colon )
Yet here and on this page she said she had it removed in 2014 🙄😂😂
Her post was edited though to take out the name of the ‘surgery she had’ so I don’t have proof. Still wanted to share my random find lol
Hmmm. On her Patreon she said the surgery she had right before she “died” was to replace the NG tube that she threw up due to nausea. I never saw her say anywhere that she was having a total colectomy. I’m not defending her but she definitely said it was to replace the tube multiple times beforehand.
 
When did she claim to be having another colectomy? The last thing on her fb was a bowel obstruction and surgery upcoming for that.
I thought it was common knowledge she already had no colon she posted about that a few times.
honestly, my bad haha. I am 🗿🍃 and kind of dumb. I may be mistaking an old post I saw on a scroll through her Instagram as being this last surgery. I’m new to this whole Tess ( actually, all of the faking sick for attention ) thing so I’m just trying to put it all together. Don’t mind me and my stupidity 😅
 
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Doesn't ATC grow very fast though? If it was she would probably have a pretty big goiter by now. Or be dead. And yeah, she isn't a 70 years old grandma.

Edit: But yes, it would be like Poetic Justice if it actually were cancer, however, I doubt that nodule is anything dangerous.
Yes, the anaplastic (undifferentiated) type of thyroid cancer grows almost unbelievably fast, with tumor volume sometimes doubling in days to weeks. In fact, it can grow so quickly that it infiltrates the skin, creating a large, ulcerated open wound. Aggressive, fast growing tumors like ATC also frequently get so large so rapidly that their blood supply cannot keep up, which causes parts of the tumor to die, a phenomenon called necrosis. As a general rule, regardless of the type of cancer, this focal necrosis is an indicator of aggressive behavior and a poor prognostic sign. Because I like you guys, here is a photo of a fungating anaplastic carcinoma of the thyroid demonstrating areas of necrosis. Fun fact: because of the necrotic tissue, fungating tumors smell absolutely awful, which is (obviously) extremely distressing for patients and caregivers.

Anyway, sorry for the sperg. Her "nodule" is probably not even a nodule. I'm just dreaming aloud. It sure would spice things up a bit around here if one of the munch crowd actually got sick.
 
Hmmm. On her Patreon she said the surgery she had right before she “died” was to replace the NG tube that she threw up due to nausea. I never saw her say anywhere that she was having a total colectomy. I’m not defending her but she definitely said it was to replace the tube multiple times beforehand.
In what universe is replacing a NG tube surgery? It’s not even a procedure. A Ng tube goes in the nose and down to the stomach and people even do their own at home. All it involves is putting the tube in your nose and then swallowing it. Nothing surgical at all. Multiple munchies have bought and placed their own NG tubes before since no doctor or hospital is needed for it.

Replacing PEG tubes don’t involve surgery either and only have to be done in a medical place if they go into the intestines. And that’s only to make sure they’re in the right place. Anesthesia is used for little kids but older kids and adults don’t need it unless they’re literally retarded or attention whores.
 
In what universe is replacing a NG tube surgery? It’s not even a procedure. A Ng tube goes in the nose and down to the stomach and people even do their own at home. All it involves is putting the tube in your nose and then swallowing it. Nothing surgical at all. Multiple munchies have bought and placed their own NG tubes before since no doctor or hospital is needed for it.

Replacing PEG tubes don’t involve surgery either and only have to be done in a medical place if they go into the intestines. And that’s only to make sure they’re in the right place. Anesthesia is used for little kids but older kids and adults don’t need it unless they’re literally retarded or attention whores.
Apologies it was surgery for her G-J tube.
 
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