"I'm manifesting it! i would also kill the theme *angel emoji".
Can't blame Nadia if she did ghost on Tess. Inviting her to that little soiree blew up in her face. She has to finally realize that Tess' name is poisonous to brands now.
After all these years she’s still SEETHING that she’s never gotten an invite to the Met Gala like a true suppamodel, and every year she either sour grapes it or screams about lack of body diversity.
REEE! SHE AINT A FAT FUCK LIKE ME! SHES JUS A REGULAR OL BAWBSHELL! WHY AINT THE HOGS BEIN CALLED TO PASTURE?
She'd eat the theme
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Ashley is everything Tess wishes she could be. And, Ashley is a massive heffa. She only skirts by because she's super tall, whichspreads the mass around, but she's gained a fuckton of weight in the last five years and she's going to reach planetary status soon.Sorry fucked the one with MetGala up. Ashley is very pregnant, and wasn't this year at the MetGala. But, I went through her Instagram, and she seems a million times more likeable than Tess, and strikes me as the far superior plus size model. She has her curves, but is active, has charisma and a true glow to her.... And I may be having a crush here....
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Just doing a quick fly-by cos it's late af here. My SS bitching is piling up again too, lol. Tess had something in her stories the other day for Nadias BDay, and Nadia threw a couple of heart emojis on Tess' abortion post whenever that was. Agree that Nadia probably wants to distance after the Bloom Chic debacle, but I reckon Tess would be a messy friend to get away from. Plus, she's been hanging off Badezri, and he and his partner have been friends with Nadia for way longer. We all know it's not beyond Tess to bite the hand that feeds her, especially after Multiverse listed all the contracts/brands Tess has bad mouthed. If I was Nadia, I'd be trying to disappear quietly too. Still, three pages in her stories seems a lot like Tess is sucking up.
Knowing Tess it'd be see-through.
Ashley is what a chubby chaser wants to fuck; Tess is the girl they actually manage to snag.Sorry fucked the one with MetGala up. Ashley is very pregnant, and wasn't this year at the MetGala. But, I went through her Instagram, and she seems a million times more likeable than Tess, and strikes me as the far superior plus size model. She has her curves, but is active, has charisma and a true glow to her.... And I may be having a crush here....
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imagine you couldn’t get any guy to trap/fuck you so you have to resort to a poor gay chubby chasing creep from aussieland you cried abuse about, though they are still legally married, and she still keeps his alias. do you think nick regrets cumming inside of her and letting her push out a baby of his to full term that he can’t even see?
I learned recently that it's called "stealthing" when some dickwart secretly removes his condom during sex. Maybe Nick should have done some reverse stealthing. Secretly putting on a condom during sex. But he proved to be not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Even among spoons he is fairly dull.
As we saw with Lauren’s saga here, it’s mind blowing how none of them use birth control. I understand none of them plan for life beyond the next cake they eat or bong rip they make but their lives would be much easier if they use a condom. They even make female condoms if the guy can’t be assed to wear one. The truth of course is that these kids are just man-traps. Now why they think Nick is a man worthy is because they can’t think beyond their tingles. A guy who isn’t fat is interested in them and that’s good enough for them. HAES is a one way street.
Between Nick’s soy-enriched body and Tess’s likely countless health problems, it’s a surprise they were even able to conceive in the first place. Much like how diet and exercise saves one from a long life of misery, Tess refuses to accept anything less than instant gratification. She just expects society to pay the social and environmental costs of her morbid obesity and general poor decision making.
Shit, she looked great, too. Tess must have been seething.
Dang, you weren't kidding about the "very pregnant" thing.Sorry fucked the one with MetGala up. Ashley is very pregnant, and wasn't this year at the MetGala. But, I went through her Instagram, and she seems a million times more likeable than Tess, and strikes me as the far superior plus size model. She has her curves, but is active, has charisma and a true glow to her.... And I may be having a crush here....
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Pregnant Ashley versus pregnant Tess is another fun comparison (not entirely fair but hilarious nonetheless):
They're on the LAX shuttle.
