DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

As of today, talking about Snowkarl in the chat and/or using "karl" in a nickname are bannable offenses in the Reich of NarcissydePhil:

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Result:

 

[Surly Muppet]

As of today, talking about Snowkarl in the chat and/or using "karl" in a nickname are bannable offenses in the Reich of NarcissydePhil:

I just have one question.
How, after all these years, and all the times this retard has been corrected, is he still improperly using 'inclusive' when he means 'exclusive'?
It's not even complicated - INclusive means everyone is in, EXclusive means people are excluded.
And if he knows he can't keep it straight, why does he keep going out of his way to use it.
This is unironically learning disability territory.

EDIT: Having just caught the pre-break Behind the Scenes tip read, Phil almost addressed us directly.
He didn't think there was a secret tip today. As he was scanning his email he said "It doesn't happen every day."
It's far too late and too obvious, but valiant effort.

 

[Fapcop]

As of today, talking about Snowkarl in the chat and/or using "karl" in a nickname are bannable offenses in the Reich of NarcissydePhil:

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Nothing like a chill stream where we can all interact and chill and stuff, amirite guise?

“Behind da scenes complaints” my ass. Funny how Phil started doing his telltale rocking and looking to the side, like he usually does when he’s lying.

So Snowkarl has been given Das Ban? Phil found his final solution for the Snowkarl question?

Result:

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FUCKING LOL! Gotta love Phil’s autistic chat. Way to mess with him, he can’t ban everyone! Or well he could, but I don’t think Phil’s ego could take an empty chat.

Are we going to get an I AM SNOWKARL thing going here?

 

[Comma]

I felt cute today, so here you go:

Unfortunately the audio pops are on his side - he was tapping on his desk, probably hitting some cable or something. Not my fault, nothing I could do.

 

[UaineRunei]

EDIT: Having just caught the pre-break Behind the Scenes tip read, Phil almost addressed us directly.
He didn't think there was a secret tip today. As he was scanning his email he said "It doesn't happen every day."
It's far too late and too obvious, but valiant effort.

He's right, though. When he says 'doesn't happen every day' he means that in his day off he doesn't read any behind-the-scenes tips.

DEBUNKED my friend.

 

[UsedUp]

What kindof puss-cake are you that complain behind da scenes about too many Karl last name memes!? What would the complaint be? DSP, I can't focus on your amazing gameplay cause you chat that moves at a snails pace with all these Karl's is distracting me!

 

[daBonehead]

As of today, talking about Snowkarl in the chat and/or using "karl" in a nickname are bannable offenses in the Reich of NarcissydePhil:

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The fact that he's dressed up in his clown gear while having a meltdown about his stream chat trying to have fun just makes this so much better. Lighten up Phil youre usually complaining how the chat is dead and when they try to have fun this is what they get.

 

[Fapcop]

Behind the scenes aka OIC crying that no one is talking about him.

Lolol! That’s gotta be it!

Phil is the only streamer I’ve ever seen who goes to such lengths to play Fun Police on his own chat.

Then again, Phil and his chat has always had that feel of the boring substitute teacher droning on in the background, while you and your friends try to crack some jokes and have some fun at the back of the class.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream update:

Total tip: $109

Top tip: OIC under OMM sock ($25)

Members: 267/285

Despite warnings, chat is still overflown with Karls

And a lot of retard trolling superchats

Phil absolutely hates the game

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Someone asked him a while ago when he was ranting about Derich clones why Snowkarl clones were ok. “Because they aren’t hurtful or mocking” I guess he changed his opinion on that one lol

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

As of today, talking about Snowkarl in the chat and/or using "karl" in a nickname are bannable offenses in the Reich of NarcissydePhil:

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Phil gets triggered seeing his chat like and talk about Karl more than Phil, he is like a highschool girl....

Also I imagine the other idiot that worships Phil gets bent out of shape knowing that again the chat respects Snow more than his modship.

Just a good example of how Phil and his mods work. They are a bunch of fucking bullies who since they are sad SOBs can't stand to see others happy.

 

[gh0stzero]

What kindof puss-cake are you that complain behind da scenes about too many Karl last name memes!? What would the complaint be? DSP, I can't focus on your amazing gameplay cause you chat that moves at a snails pace with all these Karl's is distracting me!

He cannot stand when he's not the focus of the stream. Even if his chat are talking about pizza hut vs dominos (food, a topic Phil likes to talk about in great detail) he'll throw a hissy fit at chat for not talking about the gameplay. Imagine what he feels when its not even food their talking about but another chatter taking away the spotlight of the stream.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Fuck his been fun to watch from afar as of late.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Didn’t he admit to some, or at least one of the whales that the WWE Champions account is his, and that his tax problem was taken care of?

Nah, though from what I've seen the general consensus of the paypigs and mahds is that they think it's his account, the evidence is undeniable and they know he spends money on it, they just don't care. Only the truly dented KGhaleon type faggots blindly believe in Phil's insane explanations on how it's not his account.

 

[Forbidden Math]

As of today, talking about Snowkarl in the chat and/or using "karl" in a nickname are bannable offenses in the Reich of NarcissydePhil:

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"This is not an inclusive club"

He didn't know what he was saying but he was sure right about that. Most content creators embrace memes and community jokes, DSP bans them. No fun allowed North Korea chat.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Yes, and it's usually the only part of his movie-long prestreams that I'll listen to because it's so hilariously out-of-touch how Phil thinks he's an influencer in video games, and even politics now. Probably because of the blue checkmark.

Tax the Pig

 

[Sup3r]

Nah, though from what I've seen the general consensus of the paypigs and mahds is that they think it's his account, the evidence is undeniable and they know he spends money on it, they just don't care. Only the truly dented KGhaleon type faggots blindly believe in Phil's insane explanations on how it's not his account.

When timbo chickened out of the vortex, he admitted that he knew. Any mods who were in the original mod discord would've easily seen that the accounts were the same.

Meanwhile KG seems to be relying on the out of sight, out of mind strategy. There's a reason he denies talk of it on the tumbleweed forums. As long as he can hide the evidence, he will and hope others will ignore it. When I've checked the forums he's ended up quite confrontational with the mora.

 

[arrivefriday]

"have you ever seen the ball curve like that in tennis?" emmm no but I've never seen a giant cartoon ghost play tennis either! lol

This has been documented countless times on this forum for sure but Dave's obsession with how stuff wouldn't work in real life is too fucking funny because he's barely been exposed to what normal people would consider real life.

Here's one of my favorite moments tho: "It's a giant dragon, there's no way I could miss it in real life".

 

[Fapcop]

What kindof puss-cake are you that complain behind da scenes about too many Karl last name memes!? What would the complaint be? DSP, I can't focus on your amazing gameplay cause you chat that moves at a snails pace with all these Karl's is distracting me!

I think it’s DSPs worst detractor ever: The infamous Lotta Peepul who constantly trolls him by giving him idiotic advice on his email.

Near end of stream update:

Total tip: $109

Top tip: OIC under OMM sock ($25)

Members: 267/285

Despite warnings, chat is still overflown with Karls

And a lot of retard trolling superchats

Phil absolutely hates the game

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I must admit it causes my stone hard detractor heart to skip a beat to see Phil’s chat blatantly call his bluff and pretty much go: “Fuck you, ban us if you dare!”

I guess whatever business school Phil went to, did teach him at some point that it’s NOT a good idea to throw out customers, when you’re running a failing business, losing customers and have less than 2-300 regulars.

Also: Kats missing eyebrows apparently tipped?

Mah sides! (I’m sure that’s two dollars Phil accepted with his teeth clenched. Because of Khat and because he knows it’ll be a chargeback.)

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I dunno man! His sinuses have always had issues, and he rants like a cokehead on a regular basis.

(Like fuck... Just take some of his prestreams. The man just goes on and on, starts ranting about something for a while and then switches instantly back to “Salesman Phil” for another 5-10 minutes.)

Cocaine can also induce paranoia, mind you.

What if Phil wasn’t the kind of cokehead who has to hit the pavement for resupplies every couple of days, but have a high end hook up?

You know, the kind of connect who’s usually a white dude who arrives at your place impeccably dressed or decked out as a bicycle messenger once or twice a week. Two envelopes are exchanged, “See you next week, have a good one!”

This is Seattle after all. Lots of Tech guys with too much cash and stressful, long working hours. There’s plenty of drug abuse in IT, but not through the “regular channels”.

I think that’s my new favorite Phil theory. It’s a helluva lot more interesting than “Phil is a five figure Gacha whale”.

Phil's paranoia comes from his ego not allowing him to accept he is not a successful youtuber/streamer and being further and further closed off from society