Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[bigdongle]

Lol PPP showing his retard bona fides by a-logging California like every other American conservafag online.

 

[Sammich]

What court case is ppp talking about on twitter?

The baked alaska stuff, soem audio only trial shit.

 

[Crystal Golem]

@PhoBingas you're in Ontario too, right? What's the restrictions like?

I have a buddy who lives in Northern Ontario and he has been out drinking several times this year. He said you have to wear a mask into the bar but you can take it off once you are in and seated. Has PPP been telling you guys its still in lockdown?

 

[Clueless Cuckster]

If there was ever a perfect time for Daddy Jim to administer a spanking it would be now. If Godwinson came back again to snake and collaborate with Metokur that would be the funniest possible outcome.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Ok, but crying about it to the HRT of all places is just dumb as hell.

Idk if you can try to use their tools and institutions against them why wouldn't you?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

New PPP Stream

It's nice to see when everyone's out for the day at work and participating as full members of society unemployed Ashton can raise his voice to a normal level and not worry about being beaten again by his angry alcoholic father.

What's that thingie up on the wall? Almost looks like something you'd see in a hotel

Well fuck me you're right! Look at that iron, standard hotel issue right there too.

 

[UncleTeddy]

I have a buddy who lives in Northern Ontario and he has been out drinking several times this year. He said you have to wear a mask into the bar but you can take it off once you are in and seated. Has PPP been telling you guys its still in lockdown?

"I have a buddy who said so"

Ontario reveals vaccine passport system for restaurants, gyms and theatres. Here's what you need to know

Proof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to access non-essential businesses in Ontario, including gyms, indoor restaurants, movie theatres and concert halls, under the province's new vaccine certification program starting Sept. 22.

toronto.ctvnews.ca

Top health official warns that Ontario may have to go into lockdown again

As daily new cases of COVID-19 in Ontario begin to creep over 800 again, another health official in the province is warning that we could see more ...

www.blogto.com

Northern Ontario is basically another province compared to Southern Ontario, but that's beside the point. The point is neither Surfer or PPP can't really do anything in Ontario without getting a jab starting Sept 22nd (or even wearing a mask) especially in a city like Peterborough. You can blame them for refusing to do so if you want, but it's not totally untrue that Surfer and PPP have been/are isolated.

 

[Crystal Golem]

"I have a buddy who said so"

Ontario reveals vaccine passport system for restaurants, gyms and theatres. Here's what you need to know

Proof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to access non-essential businesses in Ontario, including gyms, indoor restaurants, movie theatres and concert halls, under the province's new vaccine certification program starting Sept. 22.

toronto.ctvnews.ca

Top health official warns that Ontario may have to go into lockdown again

As daily new cases of COVID-19 in Ontario begin to creep over 800 again, another health official in the province is warning that we could see more ...

www.blogto.com

Northern Ontario is basically another province compared to Southern Ontario, but that's beside the point. The point is neither Surfer or PPP can't really do anything in Ontario without getting a jab starting Sept 22nd (or even wearing a mask) especially in a city like Peterborough. You can blame them for refusing to do so if you want, but it's not totally untrue that Surfer and PPP have been/are isolated.

did you miss the part where the article says "starting sept. 22"?

 

[UncleTeddy]

did you miss the part where the article says "starting sept. 22"?

Did you read my post? Pretty obvious I didn't miss it considering I said as much. It's also why I added that not wearing a mask (which both of them refuse to do) also bars them from going places.

 

[arabianights]

I got you buddy

that's probably you

 

[Crystal Golem]

Did you read my post? Pretty obvious I didn't miss it considering I said as much. It's also why I added that not wearing a mask (which both of them refuse to do) also bars them from going places.

So there is no lockdown currently and my buddy wasn't lying? wow lol

 

[Dubious Dubu]

Ive watched PPP pretty closely...

Has PPP been telling you guys its still in lockdown?

cognitive dissonance
"I don't watch that fat unemployed homeless loser PPP guys, I swear! I just know every factoid about his life and personality. Heh.. heh..."

 

[A Logging Company]

Gahoole stream sucked to, avoid it. Gahoole and Kraut are fine, but Leo, weasel(?) and voice changer(???) are so fucking annoying I wanted to shoot myself listening, didn't make it past 5 mins after Kraut left.

Weasle is a /cow/ janny that used to run the /cow/ cytube room, which was primarily for stream sniping the Gunt. Voice changer is known as "Essayfag", earning his name due to his long, autistic tirades over moderation of /cow/'s restream of the Killstream he would post on /cow/. The main reason Gahoole even brought them on is PPP used to frequent /cow/'s cytube, before turning against them for some reason. PPP would mock Weasle in previous streams, even though less than 20 people even know who Weasle is.

 

[Crystal Golem]

cognitive dissonance
"I don't watch that fat unemployed homeless loser PPP guys, I swear! I just know every factoid about his life and personality. Heh.. heh..."

What does this even mean? I admit to watching PPP and the only reason my memes and posts hit you so hard is because I do pay a fair amount of attention but I also admit there are possibly streams or moments within streams that I have missed. Sick gotcha bro. Can I get my joke now?

 

[instythot]

What does this even mean? I admit to watching PPP and the only reason my memes and posts hit you so hard is because I do pay a fair amount of attention but I also admit there are possibly streams or moments within streams that I have missed. Sick gotcha bro. Can I get my joke now?

Shitting all over the toilet seat is such low hanging fruit too

 

[Crystal Golem]

Shitting all over the toilet seat is such low hanging fruit too

These are jokes you don't even have to get out of bed to make.

Now that the SimPPPs are openly lying to make PPP look better is it fair to call them capos?

 

[UncleTeddy]

So there is no lockdown currently and my buddy wasn't lying? wow lol

Are you obtuse? Or just a sperg? Both? I'll try it again for you:
The Province of Ontario requires you must wear a mask in all indoor spaces (effective since the start of COVID)
Surfer and PPP refuse to wear masks anywhere.
Ergo, PPP and Surfer are barred from entering any recreational/essential areas.
These rules are likely to actually be enforced in Southern Ontario, whereas rural Northern Ontario is more lax about them. Especially at bars, where bouncers are employed.
Once again, it's up to you if you want to assign them the blame for refusing the mask mandate or the jab, but the point remains that Surfer and PPP have been isolated from larger society (even moreso than usual) even after the last two months of "freedom". This isn't a matter of what PPP supposedly told me, but a matter of what's currently going on in Ontario.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Are you obtuse? Or just a sperg? Both? I'll try it again for you:
The Province of Ontario requires you must wear a mask in all indoor spaces (effective since the start of COVID)
Surfer and PPP refuse to wear masks anywhere.
Ergo, PPP and Surfer are barred from entering any recreational/essential areas.
These rules are likely to actually be enforced in Southern Ontario, whereas rural Northern Ontario is more lax about them. Especially at bars, where bouncers are employed.
Once again, it's up to you if you want to assign them the blame for refusing the mask mandate or the jab, but the point remains that Surfer and PPP have been isolated from larger society (even moreso than usual) even after the last two months of "freedom". This isn't a matter of what PPP supposedly told me, but a matter of what's currently going on in Ontario.

So but no lockdown?

 

[PhoBingas]

@PhoBingas you're in Ontario too, right? What's the restrictions like?

Not Ontario, fortunately / unfortunately. More east, more windswept shithole. We do have restrictions on people going to bars, concerts, stadiums, gyms, and pools without their 'rona papers. We had a mask mandate then they changed their mind. It might be back, it might not be, I don't care enough to check.

 

[Ralphamale]

Are you obtuse? Or just a sperg? Both? I'll try it again for you:
The Province of Ontario requires you must wear a mask in all indoor spaces (effective since the start of COVID)
Surfer and PPP refuse to wear masks anywhere.
Ergo, PPP and Surfer are barred from entering any recreational/essential areas.
These rules are likely to actually be enforced in Southern Ontario, whereas rural Northern Ontario is more lax about them. Especially at bars, where bouncers are employed.
Once again, it's up to you if you want to assign them the blame for refusing the mask mandate or the jab, but the point remains that Surfer and PPP have been isolated from larger society (even moreso than usual) even after the last two months of "freedom". This isn't a matter of what PPP supposedly told me, but a matter of what's currently going on in Ontario.

Making martyrs of themselves wow
Surfer is in for a real fun adventure quoting the bible in a human rights tribunal. If he's not careful that 20k debt he bithced out of paying will be back in no time and they've been known to drop hefty fines for wasting their time. Surfer could claim something retarded, anxiety and get an exemption.