DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fapcop]

This is by far one of his most ridiculous obsessions to date. Does he think he's gonna sue burger king for this or something? The sandwich looks like a sloppa shite but that's probably not far off from what it normally looks like. How does slightly more sauce than normal/sauce haphazardly applied to the sandwich even make it inedible?

It’s so fucking bizarre, Phil really has a victim complex.

He could have lied about it a long time ago, and put the whole thing to rest: “Yes Derich, I’ve gotten an apology! I drove down to the Burger King this morning, asked to see the manager, explained the situation and looked him right in the eyes and said ‘this is not acceptable!’ He humbly apologized and said the he actually used to watch my kahntent as a teenager! So the moral here is: If you’re a mahture ahdult you need to stand up for your rights!”

He would have gotten a lot of X in chat, but who cares? Phil could even have taken a victory lap on Twitter.

But nope! Did Phil accidentally catch a humiliation fetish from one of his findom whales or something? Is that even possible?

 

[GigaOPC]

Has dsp even said what was wrong with the burger king sandwich it just looks like it has lots of sauce. Looks like normal burger king to me.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

But nope! Did Phil accidentally catch a humiliation fetish from one of his findom whales or something? Is that even possible?

More like he's addicted to making his whales apologise to him, so now can't cope when he encounters someone in real life who doesn't immediately kowtow.

 

[Iron Father]

That's what I just realized is so amazing. Once again, dumb fuck Phil is his own biggest detractor.

I had no idea about this Quote Tweet functionality before, but now trolls have an easily accessible, PUBLIC location that their aggregated troll comments can be seen, and I don't think that Phil can do anything to censor them now since they are technically posts on their own accounts right?

So at the end of the day, trolls actually BENEFITED from him disabling his comments, and he still fucking locked out his actual fans!

You seriously cannot make this shit up.

It's like when DSP disabled comments on Youtube, encouraging people to instead make videos and restreams to talk shit about him, creating an entire new community he had no control over. The only people that ever lose out when he takes action against trolls are his truefans.

Over a decade on the Internet and Phil still fails miserably at this.

 

[Adebisi]

This is by far one of his most ridiculous obsessions to date. Does he think he's gonna sue burger king for this or something? The sandwich looks like a sloppa shite but that's probably not far off from what it normally looks like. How does slightly more sauce than normal/sauce haphazardly applied to the sandwich even make it inedible?

I am 99% sure its the Soma KFC joke living rent free in his head. He got a sloppy sandwich and he wants to crow to his wheelchair's see I don't eat sloppy food fucken detractors man. I am also 100% sure he just ate the sandwich after bitching.

Also I had one of those for dinner it's just a sloppy mess of a sandwich Burger King knows this so it comes wrapped in wax paper did he not know what it was for.

 

[Sup3r]

It’s so fucking bizarre, Phil really has a victim complex.

He could have lied about it a long time ago, and put the whole thing to rest: “Yes Derich, I’ve gotten an apology! I drove down to the Burger King this morning, asked to see the manager, explained the situation and looked him right in the eyes and said ‘this is not acceptable!’ He humbly apologized and said the he actually used to watch my kahntent as a teenager! So the moral here is: If you’re a mahture ahdult you need to stand up for your rights!”

He would have gotten a lot of X in chat, but who cares? Phil could even have taken a victory lap on Twitter.

But nope! Did Phil accidentally catch a humiliation fetish from one of his findom whales or something? Is that even possible?

Phil has a weird obsession with doing everything he can to obfuscate the truth but outright lying straight up.

He wouldn't claim they apologized unless they did, he relies on his idea of the "nugget of truth" to protect him. Like with champions where he has never directly denied that the account is his, but instead plays dumb over it.

He has never denied having a line account, only acted like a tard over it

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's like when DSP disabled comments on Youtube, encouraging people to instead make videos and restreams to talk shit about him, creating an entire new community he had no control over. The only people that ever lose out when he takes action against trolls are his truefans.

Over a decade on the Internet and Phil still fails miserably at this.

The funniest part is that he didn't really shut off his replies, he just made it so that you can only reply to him through quote tweets, which at the end of the day is the same thing as replying to him. In fact, I remember the day after he established a North Korea replies policy on his twitter, someone told him that he completely shut himself off from his fans, Phil then told that detractor, nudnik and mah-ran that people can still reply to him in quote tweets... so effectively he did absolute dick to stop da trollz. If you look at the quote tweets he's been getting ever since he shut off his replies, it's mostly people shitting on him once again. But of course, he tries to provide this narrative that it's "safer" now and that his paypigs are less likely to be harassed and that their replies are now hidden or something. The only difference now is that instead of scrolling down after clicking on one of his tweets you have to click on "[number] Quote Tweets" to see people shitting on him. After building up this narrative that da trollz are no life losers fucking over his life 24/7 by infiltrating high-up positions in companies and government institutions, he's trying to sell this narrative that we are now defeated because we have to make an extra click to see people replying to a tweet of his.

 

[Fapcop]

Phil has a weird obsession with doing everything he can to obfuscate the truth but outright lying straight up.

He wouldn't claim they apologized unless they did, he relies on his idea of the "nugget of truth" to protect him. Like with champions where he has never directly denied that the account is his, but instead plays dumb over it.

He has never denied having a line account, only acted like a tard over it

But... Here’s the inexplicable part... HE REGULARLY LIES ABOUT STUPID SHIT!

Like when he’s rocking like delirium tremens hit him, eyes darting left and right and going: “I’ve received some complaints behind the scenes, ok? From fans saying: ‘Phil! We want to interact with you on Twitter but we’re scared of da trolls!’” (Or the “behind da scenes” complaints about Karl’s, lol?!?)

So basically Phil is so incompetent, he doesn’t even know how/when to use lies?!?

“Whaaa?! Use lies to protect livelihood instead of on stupid chat shit?! Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?! BROKEN SOCIAL DYNAMICS DOOD! This game of life is fucking dogshit!!”

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This fucker is still going. Phil, you are NOT going to gain any PAHSITIVE interactions by purposely being this level of stupid over a fucking chicken sandwich. You might think "attention for attention's sake", but given your history, people don't have to look back very far to see that you're "the guy".

 

[JamFlowMan]

Has dsp even said what was wrong with the burger king sandwich it just looks like it has lots of sauce. Looks like normal burger king to me.

It's always been this thing where he expects gourmet quality food from a fast food place. Go back to old Dsp tries it he's always complaining that his sandwich looks like it was slapped together and thrown in a box because that's exactly what happened. How do you get to be 40 and not accept the pictures on the menu aren't close to what you're getting?

 

[Iron Father]

I can only imagine the level of slop he pushed out when he worked in fast food.

 

[Fapcop]

It's always been this thing where he expects gourmet quality food from a fast food place. Go back to old Dsp tries it he's always complaining that his sandwich looks like it was slapped together and thrown in a box because that's exactly what happened. How do you get to be 40 and not accept the pictures on the menu aren't close to what you're getting?

Phil is an autist. (Not going to guess where he is on the spectrum, but he definitely is on it!)

You know how some autists obsess about trains or Sonic?

DSPs thing is food. He can remember meals and fast food items he ate years ago, and will gladly talk about them in autistic detail for minutes at a time.

I think this part of the explanation why he’s making such a fucking big deal about it.

Unfortunately, Phil is also an E-hermit with little to no human interaction, which is why he doesn’t realize how badly it makes him look.


EDIT: God, I hope BK tells him to go play on the freeway. Can you imagine how insufferably smug he would be if got a W? “Now the thing is... I’m a kahntent creator with an over 13 year long history on YouTube and millions of views, alright? I have a verified Twitter account with TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND followers. *SNORT* If it took so long for me to get justice, imagine what it’s like for all the guys who don’t have that, right?”

 

[blahblahblah678]

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What other 39 year old do you know that says doody, much less a stupid wop that uses it as often as DSP does? It really makes him sound like a 5 year old. Hence the man baby description fits like a glove.

 

[ThatLurker]

lmao he saw an uptick in people interacting with him and he's already hawking his shitty videos at 1:30am his time
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Also "my further inability to provide my wife with an edible meal" DOES HE NOT REALIZE HOW BAD THIS MAKES HIM LOOK?

LMAO further inability to provide my wife with an edible meal... wow Phail. What a mahture Ahdult you are.
Y'know what mature adults actually do on birthdays for their wives/husbands? Usually they cook a nice meal. Especially when the man in the house doesn't usually cook. But I guess your sloppy stuff would probably warrant Khet to write you 3 E-Mails wanting an apology...
Also driving to BK to provide an edible meal... BK is a snack place. You don't go there for an actual meal.

 

[Skullomania]

Haven't kept up with DSP I'm a hot minute but it's odd to see him stoop to complaining about a fast food sandwich thinking that this was an injustice. If his wife was putting out before this incident, I can't imagine she is anymore.
Absolutely pathetic lmao.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Phil is an autist. (Not going to guess where he is on the spectrum, but he definitely is on it!)

You know how some autists obsess about trains or Sonic?

DSPs thing is food. He can remember meals and fast food items he ate years ago, and will gladly talk about them in autistic detail for minutes at a time.

I think this part of the explanation why he’s making such a fucking big deal about it.

Unfortunately, Phil is also an E-hermit with little to no human interaction, which is why he doesn’t realize how badly it makes him look.


EDIT: God, I hope BK tells him to go play on the freeway. Can you imagine how insufferably smug he would be if got a W? “Now the thing is... I’m a kahntent creator with an over 13 year long history on YouTube and millions of views, alright? I have a verified Twitter account with TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND followers. *SNORT* If it took so long for me to get justice, imagine what it’s like for all the guys who don’t have that, right?”

Literally 30 seconds if your a normal human and just go into the FUCKING restaurant instead of being a pathetic soyboy Karen on Twitter about it. Face it Phil, your only a legend in your own mind you fat retard.

 

[UaineRunei]

lmao he saw an uptick in people interacting with him and he's already hawking his shitty videos at 1:30am his time

And making 'apology' tweets while at it.

Funny how those tweets are always present if he gets a little bit of additional attention, but ONLY if he gets additional attention.

 

[Sup3r]

But... Here’s the inexplicable part... HE REGULARLY LIES ABOUT STUPID SHIT!

Like when he’s rocking like delirium tremens hit him, eyes darting left and right and going: “I’ve received some complaints behind the scenes, ok? From fans saying: ‘Phil! We want to interact with you on Twitter but we’re scared of da trolls!’” (Or the “behind da scenes” complaints about Karl’s, lol?!?)

So basically Phil is so incompetent, he doesn’t even know how/when to use lies?!?

“Whaaa?! Use lies to protect livelihood instead of on stupid chat shit?! Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?! BROKEN SOCIAL DYNAMICS DOOD! This game of life is fucking dogshit!!”

If there's one thing we've learned from his attempts to debunk is that he is fucking pedantic as fuck. He always tries to ensure his lies have a greater than 0 percent truth to them so he can claim he didn't lie. The other thing he relies on is the lie by omission.

If we remember the 2k cat scam, he claimed no one got it as everyone had guessed he had just gotten a cat, when he had it for months up to that point. He may have gotten people saying it, but no doubt he has exaggerated how many he got, maybe 1 or 2.

Phil ignores things that he can't explain away without lying. He'll play dumb but will not deny. Even during the escort saga he could have dealt with much sooner if he revealed khat in the middle of it, as it would destroy the ambiguity the saga relied on. But he didn't as he would then have to explain his begging, as his fanbase still had people with brains back then.

I'd even bet his claims of having no money could be a case of using exact wording. He has spent all his money on gin and gacha that when he streaming his bank account says near 0, so he can claim he is telling the truth. He posted a screenshot of his PayPal which at that time was in the red but if he really wanted to convince is of his poverty, he would need to show us his transactions to prove it. That is the nugget of truth in action.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

And making 'apology' tweets while at it.

Funny how those tweets are always present if he gets a little bit of additional attention, but ONLY if he gets additional attention.

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Oh my God, he's drinking gin!

 

[Sup3r]

And making 'apology' tweets while at it.

Funny how those tweets are always present if he gets a little bit of additional attention, but ONLY if he gets additional attention.

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And this attempt to hide from the mean"trolls" who "harass" others when they interact with him hasn't worked. Mega64 quote tweeted and people are already doing what they always do. Again Phil claims he does something for others but it only makes his sad, pathetic existence better.