Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Blacklight said:
I am going to treasure this post for a number of years. It's funny how you can go from "The guy with the coolest story ever told on the Dick Show" to being told to fuck off because I disagree with Dick's constant cock sucking of Vito's greasy little chode.
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Are you the guy who killed the kidnapping fundies? Because that was the coolest story ever.
 
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Blacklight said:
I really doubt that's the case. Dick is vastly more popular than Vito and Vito is just an opportunistic parasite sucking on Dick's underbelly. As soon as Dick stops being useful to him, Vito is going to rat Dick out to Twitter or Patreon, probably both.
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You are aware of Vito’s yt views right? I know his views are typically mediocre but he’s gone mega viral many times.
 
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Blacklight said:
I am going to treasure this post for a number of years. It's funny how you can go from "The guy with the coolest story ever told on the Dick Show" to being told to fuck off because I disagree with Dick's constant cock sucking of Vito's greasy little chode.
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I feel sorry for you Black light, I know that you've been a fan through thicc and thin, that story is epic I told it to my brother just the other week.
My personal and continued theory is that Vito is a retard fuck even i pushed him around on stream, Dick needed a maddox, next to sean he looks like the odd one out. But next to vito, Dick looks a whole lot better, Vito is a punching bag but a needed one.

She was his queen and god help anyone who disrespected her.
 
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Man Vito is a complete fag. He tries to take the highroad and use his L.A. wisdom to bitch and flag people who he does not agree with. Then he picks an argument with Nick, a man who literally argues with people for a living.

Vito is a lolcow for sure but what's even funnier is that he is so pathetic that he doesn't have a thread. Imagine being that much of a looser people would talk about Ratmouth Greer than him lol.
 
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Blacklight said:
I really doubt that's the case. Dick is vastly more popular than Vito and Vito is just an opportunistic parasite sucking on Dick's underbelly. As soon as Dick stops being useful to him, Vito is going to rat Dick out to Twitter or Patreon, probably both.
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Dick only succesfull if you meassure by patreon by any other metric hes abject failure of a eceleb. Attention is worth as much as money to these egotistical freaks and Dick doesn't get alot of it if he dosen't pal around with Ralph or Vito.

Blacklight said:
I am going to treasure this post for a number of years. It's funny how you can go from "The guy with the coolest story ever told on the Dick Show" to being told to fuck off because I disagree with Dick's constant cock sucking of Vito's greasy little chode.
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Vito was also one of the hottest suspects when it came to PPPs channel going down.
I suspect Dax and crew has done a lot of false flagging over the years and its why they don't really see it as a problem.
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Nick Rekieta is literally retarded, listening to him grasping at straws is pathetic.
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I haven't watched it yet but did he really lose? Rieketa argues on the level of a baked highschool history teacher but i would expect him to atleast be able to own Vito.
 
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I feel sorry for you Black light, I know that you've been a fan through thicc and thin, that story is epic I told it to my brother just the other week.
My personal and continued theory is that Vito is a retard fuck even i pushed him around on stream, Dick needed a maddox, next to sean he looks like the odd one out. But next to vito, Dick looks a whole lot better, Vito is a punching bag but a needed one.

She was his queen and god help anyone who disrespected her.
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The problem is Vito doesn't believe in the shit he says. Say what you want about Maddox, but he was being 100% sincere with the crazy batshit stuff he said, and did. Vito flip flops more than a dead fish on a dry road.
 
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This is kind of lazy writing to be honest. Isn't Vito almost the exact same person as Asterios Kokkinos? Dick knows how this is going to end. In my opinion Dick tries to keep the guys who come to his studio around. Speaking of, has Dick talked about Ralph after their little episode in Vegas?
 
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Blacklight said:
I really doubt that's the case. Dick is vastly more popular than Vito and Vito is just an opportunistic parasite sucking on Dick's underbelly. As soon as Dick stops being useful to him, Vito is going to rat Dick out to Twitter or Patreon, probably both.
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I think Dick doesn't think he can be picky with who he associates with, seeing how Hollywood is/he doesn't wanna be seen as a Judas.
 
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