DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gettingthatgrooveback]

@Null @actually A humble suggestion for admins and mods: I've noticed some sub-forums in this website have a chat function. I think it would be a good idea to implement a chat in the DSP sub-forum (or his general thread), so we can comment on his streams in real-time, instead of clogging up the general thread. Our own detractor stream chat, basically. Thoughts?

 

[Owlery]

Has anyone explained to Phil what thick rate is? because he's going to look fucking dumb (moreso than usual) when he complains about lag but the ping sits steady at 50ms.
At least he could use the shitty thick rate these games have (as low as 24) as a safe excuse.

I believe you mean tick rate

 

[Fapcop]

I believe you mean tick rate

Bugged autocorrect! Nothin he could do!

EDIT: Imagine my surprise as Phil runs right past an enemy, literally RIGHT in front of him and just continues on his merry way.

It took the guy a good 10 seconds to get over Phil’s blindness before he shot him in the back, lol!

EDIT 2: Phil seems to be genuinely enjoying himself! The money is rolling in (relatively) and all the newbs trying out the beta for free means he’s doing alright.

GETTIN’ DAT GROOVE BACK!

Not a good stream to watch if you’re looking for salt. Not yet anyways.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

just wanted to say i ordered a meal at taco bell last night and ordered an extra taco with it, and they didn't give me the taco

i've quietly contacted customer support and response or not, this is all i'll do

I ordered an extra squirt of creamy jalapeño sauce but instead I got 2 extra hash browns so I said nothing but rated the order highly on the app.

 

[Lady Adjani]

just wanted to say i ordered a meal at taco bell last night and ordered an extra taco with it, and they didn't give me the taco

Contact your local newspaper, this heinous crime can't go unpunished!

 

[Fapcop]

Contact your local newspaper, this heinous crime can't go unpunished!

“If you accept mediocrity, you will forever be a mediocre scrub. Unless you ordered some poor people shit from the dollar menu, then you deserve what you get!”

Phil “Burgerpocalypse” Burnell

EDIT: Phil’s reaction to something as banal as this, kinda makes me wonder how he’d react if he ever faced some REAL adversity. Like riots, floods, a housefire?

I’d guess that something like a major power outage would put Phil in absolute bitch mode. Tweeting the power company and fire department (because autism) every few minutes.

Phil’s tweets would probably go from Big Dick Burnell to Full Panic mode in a few hours:

“Facking mohrons, get your thumb out of your ass and fix this!”

“FIX THIS SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY NEED TO WORK I HAVE A STREAM IN 30 MINUTES!”

“Halp! I only have about half an hour of battery left on my phone! If any of man fans in the Seattle area has spare batteries or candles, help would be appreciated!”

 

[hundredthousand]

This is the correct way to handle things when they fuck up your burger:

Spoiler

 

[UncleFuckAss]

I don't think I've ever complained about food. Even if I don't like it, I just take the L and move on.

On the other side of this we have DSP who once complained because his tomato wasn't centered on the bun.

 

[JPG]

I don't think I've ever complained about food. Even if I don't like it, I just take the L and move on.

Forever cucked by food joints

 

[Balr0g]

You know we were in a restaurant once and during the meal the waitress came and asked how it is. My mom had a slightly bad cooked steak and said "It's a bit bad". The waitress immediately brought a new one despite none of us complaining. Maybe, just maybe beinbg polite is more effective (of course it depends on the reastaurant and personel). I am wiating for the next wave of "trollsd" who enter Phil'S chat and all are named "Burgerxxx" or something similar

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm not saying this just to disagree with phil but I really don't see whats wrong with that sandwich. It had all the correct ingredients right? It was just too messy for phil, thats the issue?

He keeps saying it was "inedible" but the messy sauce was still edible. What exactly was inedible on that sandwich? I'm not sure how some extra sauce made the entire thing inedible. He acts like it had chunks of metal or something in it so he couldn't eat it at all.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm not saying this just to disagree with phil but I really don't see whats wrong with that sandwich. It had all the correct ingredients right? It was just too messy for phil, thats the issue?

He keeps saying it was "inedible" but the messy sauce was still edible. What exactly was inedible on that sandwich? I'm not sure how some extra sauce made the entire thing inedible. He acts like it had chucks of metal or something in it so he couldn't eat it at all.

He's clearly never had their awesome triple angry whopper. Talk about a mess of goodness,

 

[Full Race Replay]

He keeps saying it was "inedible" but the messy sauce was still edible. What exactly was inedible on that sandwich?

That’s a great question and I wish there were a way to force him to answer truthfully, what was the actual reason you didn’t like it because of too much Mayo? Apparently Phil isn’t someone who doesn’t like Mayo because he didn’t order the sandwich with no Mayo, his problem was just that there was too much. This really is the most fucking stupid complaint ever, too much Mayo when Phil ordered the sandwich with Mayo. That’s like complaining that they accidentally put a third patty on a cheeseburger.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Has there ever been a stream where Phil got two different behind the scenes tips from One Minute Man, Bobbajo, or Silent Bob? Or is it only ever one of those 3 at a time?

 

[KD6-3.7]

You know we were in a restaurant once and during the meal the waitress came and asked how it is. My mom had a slightly bad cooked steak and said "It's a bit bad". The waitress immediately brought a new one despite none of us complaining. Maybe, just maybe beinbg polite is more effective (of course it depends on the reastaurant and personel). I am wiating for the next wave of "trollsd" who enter Phil'S chat and all are named "Burgerxxx" or something similar

I’ve NEVER been a demanding prick when it comes to people who make and handle food that I’m going to eat. First of all, I know how shitty that job is… whether you’re a waiter or a cook… Second, I don’t want to insult or piss off someone who can easily drop whatever it is I ordered on the floor, or rub it on their crotch or ass, or spit in it.

I have no doubt that Phil has consumed literal pounds of spit and pubes over the years due to his rude and entitled and snobby attitude. He’s got the “Yelper Special” many, many times…

The Yelper Special, South park

youtu.be

 

[Fapcop]

I don't think I've ever complained about food. Even if I don't like it, I just take the L and move on.

On the other side of this we have DSP who once complained because his tomato wasn't centered on the bun.

I once ordered some hamburgers and cheeseburgers, and found out to my great surprise when I came home, that they forgot to put the beef patty in.

I bitched and moaned about it for weeks online and demanded restitution from McDonalds email bot without any satisfactory result.

I walked 10 minutes back to the restaurant, returned them and got them replaced.

 

[Watamelon]

I'm not saying this just to disagree with phil but I really don't see whats wrong with that sandwich. It had all the correct ingredients right? It was just too messy for phil, thats the issue?

He keeps saying it was "inedible" but the messy sauce was still edible. What exactly was inedible on that sandwich? I'm not sure how some extra sauce made the entire thing inedible. He acts like it had chunks of metal or something in it so he couldn't eat it at all.

Because it's the only thing that happened in his life in the last 10 days.

He wakes up, waits for the same retard to fuel his addiction, spends said money, drinks himself to sleep.

I mean, it's not like he has high standards for food. This lazy motherfucker eats from paper plates and ate frozen turkey for Thanksgiving.

 

[Sup3r]

I'm not saying this just to disagree with phil but I really don't see whats wrong with that sandwich. It had all the correct ingredients right? It was just too messy for phil, thats the issue?

He keeps saying it was "inedible" but the messy sauce was still edible. What exactly was inedible on that sandwich? I'm not sure how some extra sauce made the entire thing inedible. He acts like it had chunks of metal or something in it so he couldn't eat it at all.

He's intentionally trying to make it sound worse than it is. By attempting to sensationalise the story, he hopes that it garners more attention and while in reality it won't, make it genuinely go viral. His first telling was more than likely the most correct one, as he often has a habit of speaking before realising what he said (stationary neggers anyone?). He also likely thought that he would get more sympathy points if he presented the worse story, unaware that no one was going to let him forget.

It really is just him making a mountain out of a molehill, only there wasn't a molehill to begin with. He expected a picture perfect "sandwich" because that's what he always does, but anyone should know not to expect much from fast food.

 

[Fragarach]

I ordered a Dave's Double at Wendy's a few nights ago and got a single. Naturally I didn't say anything because Wendy's Twitter account is a ruthless savage and would call me a little bitch, which I would be if I called out a fast food joint for getting my order wrong.

I didn't even take it back because I was charged for a single so no harm no foul. I ate it and moved with my life. But then I guess I'm not a machoor adult.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

@Null @actually A humble suggestion for admins and mods: I've noticed some sub-forums in this website have a chat function. I think it would be a good idea to implement a chat in the DSP sub-forum (or his general thread), so we can comment on his streams in real-time, instead of clogging up the general thread. Our own detractor stream chat, basically. Thoughts?

disagree. i never watch his streams because it's disgusting but i like to come here and read the highlights