Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[GordonRameses]

Yes, the guy who wanted to fight his roommate and best friend over his stream being interrupted doesn't take any of this seriously.

I think anyone trying to talk in any given situation and was constantly interrupted over a 6 - 10 month period would eventually snap at the person doing it, no matter how close they are.

 

[JewishCensorship]

I think anyone trying to talk in any given situation and was constantly interrupted over a 6 - 10 month period would eventually snap at the person doing it, no matter how close they are.

He wasn't constantly interrupted though. The guy rants for 20 to 30 minutes at a time with surfer around. There are shows that are hours long where surfer talks for maybe 10 minutes. You guys have no ability to see Surfer's perspective on this either and it's just so one-sided that it's kinda gay to even talk about. You guys actually think he was the big dog when it turns out surfer was his owner all along.

 

[GordonRameses]

He wasn't constantly interrupted though. The guy rants for 20 to 30 minutes at a time with surfer around. There are shows that are hours long where surfer talks for maybe 10 minutes. You guys have no ability to see Surfer's perspective on this either and it's just so one-sided that it's kinda gay to even talk about.

idk buddy, maybe it's the fact that Surfer always chooses the worst times to interrupt and has a much slower pace of speaking than PPP amplifies the irritability of what he was doing every single show. I watched Surfer's stream to get "his perspective" and all I saw was a crying Jew spilling every personal detail and acting like none of it was his fault, blaming PPP's family and even some discord girl he was talking to. All those people were the problem not the schizophrenic drunken Jew constantly badgering him.

 

[EyelessMC]

The world-eating supervillain Planetary Punting Parks (aka Planetary PP) vs the local hero buddy Sir Fur.
Can Sir Fur, who claims to have gained his incredible powers of 100% mathematically efficient ultra perception, save the day against the Eldritch mass of Planetary PP before he finishes smearing feces across the North American hemisphere? Find out next time on Springer!

Watching the full Baked stream now and I saw that hint of "oh, I went too far" when he brought up the fact that Surfer sees hallucinations. So he really does have mental illness...and he kept telling him to takes shots during the show? Come on, PPP. Come on, man. You should've known this was only going to end two ways: 1, everything happenning now or 2, Surfer cuts you open in your sleep and crawls inside you because he thinks he's Luke Skywalker hiding from the Jew Empire.
Denial is a hell of a drug, I guess. At least now neither of them are endangering each other.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

He wasn't constantly interrupted though.

I think you've only watched the one video, the "break up" one. For a while Surfer has been interrupting more and more, and if he's drunk, it's usually him repeating himself.

You guys have no ability to see Surfer's perspective on this either and it's just so one-sided that it's kinda gay to even talk about.

Condescending arse water. you're queer for surfer, and have no sense of humour. Ok. thanks for letting us know.

 

[JewishCensorship]

idk buddy, maybe it's the fact that Surfer always chooses the worst times to interrupt and has a much slower pace of speaking than PPP amplifies the irritability of what he was doing every single show. I watched Surfer's stream to get "his perspective" and all I saw was a crying Jew spilling every personal detail and acting like none of it was his fault, blaming PPP's family and even some discord girl he was talking to. All those people were the problem not the schizophrenic drunken Jew constantly badgering him.

this whole surfer is a drunk is some kike-tier propaganda that you guys just totally bought into. The guy gets drunk and annoying one or two times(one of them I watched ashton encourage surfer to take bigger shots) and now it's a habit. PPP gets to act like a hormonal teenage girl since he's dieting and no one says a thing. Surfer went from being a based jew to a kike overnight. Surfer saying the line about PPP's dad was fucked up, but everything else PPP deserved. He tried to paint surfer as a drunk on stream in front of everyone and then fight him on top of it while being stone sober. You don't get to cry about being backstabbed when you do it first.

 

[Disheveled Human]

He wasn't constantly interrupted though. The guy rants for 20 to 30 minutes at a time with surfer around. There are shows that are hours long where surfer talks for maybe 10 minutes. You guys have no ability to see Surfer's perspective on this either and it's just so one-sided that it's kinda gay to even talk about.

That is the whole point, prior Surfer would just pop in and make a funny remark. As of late surfer is doing half the talking and butting in on PPP at bad times like during a video or in the middle of PPP's thought. It can get annoying and makes the show disjointed at times. It took Surfer like 4 hours to go over 35 mins of PPP's response post fight. This is not good for people to watch. Hey chat I got to go piss listen to some Don Cherry Music while im gone (gaudy serial killer music plays).

 

[GordonRameses]

I think you've only watched the one video, the "break up" one. For a while Surfer has been interrupting more and more, and if he's drunk, it's usually him repeating himself.


Condescending arse water. you're queer for surfer, and have no sense of humour. Ok. thanks for letting us know.

Surfer constantly making that Dr Phil joke throughout the stream pissed me off more than anything else. It wasn't funny the first time and it became a real aggravation for Surfer to shit out the same remark mid-rant like fawk buddy give your head a shake

 

[Atomic Ant]

The "im not your friend, buddy" clip has been posted a few times now, but this whole event reminds mof another South Park. The one where Terrance and Philip break up, with Terrance mad because "I *AM* THE CONTENT", and Philip feeling disrespected and wanting to explore a more serious and respectable artistic career. In the end though, they realize that they each have their strengths and they need each other to be at their best, doing what they do best--farting into the microphone.

Canadian Shakespeare Company Presents "Hamlet"

edit: grammar revision for sanity

 

[GordonRameses]

this whole surfer is a drunk is some kike-tier propaganda that you guys just totally bought into. The guy gets drunk and annoying one or two times(one of them I watched ashton encourage surfer to take bigger shots) and now it's a habit. PPP gets to act like a hormonal teenage girl since he's dieting and no one says a thing. Surfer went from being a based jew to a kike overnight. Surfer saying the line about PPP's dad was fucked up, but everything else PPP deserved. He tried to paint surfer as a drunk on stream in front of everyone and then fight him on top of it while being stone sober. You don't get to cry about being backstabbed when you do it first.

I don't know what you're smoking buddy but Surfer branded himself as a drunk way before PPP said anything. Just because he doesn't have a bottle on stream don't make him sober, and the way he slurs every word is a dead giveaway of his drinking habits, and I would know given my Irish heritage

 

[JewishCensorship]

I think you've only watched the one video, the "break up" one. For a while Surfer has been interrupting more and more, and if he's drunk, it's usually him repeating himself.


Condescending arse water. you're queer for surfer, and have no sense of humour. Ok. thanks for letting us know.

No, I think you've completely missed all my points. It's not a serious show and the people getting triggered by this are the ones hanging from PPP's every word like he's giving them some gospel that goes straight to their soul.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Surfer constantly making that Dr Phil joke throughout the stream pissed me off more than anything else. It wasn't funny the first time and it became a real aggravation for Surfer to shit out the same remark mid-rant like fawk buddy give your head a shake

Surfer was actually funny, when he realised that chat liked it he tried too hard to be funny

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Surfer constantly making that Dr Phil joke throughout the stream pissed me off more than anything else. It wasn't funny the first time and it became a real aggravation for Surfer to shit out the same remark mid-rant like fawk buddy give your head a shake

My take: Surfer was getting smoke blown up his arse by small section of chat, it went to his head, in his booze befuddled mind he thought he was the alpha...

I've always said that Surfer was a side kick (chronic to PPPs Bluntman, if you wanna get gay about it).

nfn- how long til the Big Dwag retires?

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

No, I think you've completely missed all my points. It's not a serious show and the people getting triggered by this are the ones hanging from PPP's every word like he's giving them some gospel that goes straight to their soul.

Dude! You! Are! Triggered!

:

Seriously, listen to this album.

Do you know why we laugh?

Because we must!

 

[Disheveled Human]

My favorite fanfic of PPP and Surfer is that Surfer was a mathematical genius, denoted by all the trigonometry and math you can spot on whiteboards throughout the house and then that all changed when PPP rabbit punched him 10 times in the back of the head turning him into a blithering retard with schitzo takes.

 

[JewishCensorship]

I don't know what you're smoking buddy but Surfer branded himself as a drunk way before PPP said anything. Just because he doesn't have a bottle on stream don't make him sober, and the way he slurs every word is a dead giveaway of his drinking habits, and I would know given my Irish heritage

calling yourself drunken surfer doesn't automatically mean you're a legit drunkard. As someone with Irish heritage, too, who has been around legit alcoholics, it's a reach to say he actually is one or the other based on that. Surfer slurs his words when he's sober. Do you not watch the stream where he goes on about frying his brain with prescription drugs constantly?

Just Another Apocalypse said:
Dude! You! Are! Triggered!

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Seriously, listen to this album.

Do you know why we laugh?

Because we must!
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This reads like something a twitter trannie would write. The exclamation points really seals it.

 

[n0mad]

What's Surfer's appeal? The only thing he brought to PPP's show was "Like, ya know?"

Watch the movies reviews they've done.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Dude! You! Are! Triggered!

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Seriously, listen to this album.

Do you know why we laugh?

Because we must!

You guys really and I mean really dont seem like you're laughing.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

So, a scarecrow argument with an ad homo attack.

Well done. You're the moron thirsting for some mentally deranged piece of rough, and sperging about it on the Farms. You've made no point, tard.

 

[GordonRameses]

calling yourself drunken surfer doesn't automatically mean you're a legit drunkard. As someone with Irish heritage, too, who has been around legit alcoholics, it's a reach to say he actually is one or the other based on that. Surfer slurs his words when he's sober. Do you not watch the stream where he goes on about frying his brain with prescription drugs constantly?

okay so he's a pillhead? would it have been better if PPP called him one? My point is that branding is often inspired by the real world and Surfer has been on stream plenty with a bottle in his hand. Calling Surfer a drunk after him trying to humiliate you on stream talking about being your daddy is far from the most damning thing PPP has done. Just to clarify I don't think PPP is beyond reproach at all, I checked out his stream with Nick Rekieta and honestly I didn't like how he carried himself especially towards the end being so desperate to pick him apart for having the audacity to read superchats.