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[Fuscateob]

Highlights fluctuate based on reactions. Other posts can steal your highlight status if they're on the same page and get more reactions after a while.

I had more upboats than other highlighted posts smh

 

[Crystal Golem]

Exhibit A

It's hard for me to crack a joke at him because I have a bias towards him because I rather like his content. So it would be like me going into Ralphs Odyssey chat and trying to convert the people who like him to join the other side. It just isn't gonna happen at the moment. Things change like I said in the previous post if PPP does something that warrants criticism I will call him out on it no problem. Attacking Josh is not a crossed line for me I do not care if people laugh at Josh he is a grown man and can dish it out and take it.

Exhibit B

Trolling comes naturally when one of us lets off a good zinger it hits but either you are not paying attention to them in the thread or its not good enough for you its an issue you have. I do not know what you want, do you expect every post to be a slight against PPP? Because if that is what you are expecting its not how it works. What makes it weird is when A-logs come in and demand people make jokes and memes. I can see why Jim chose to not want to attack people like JF and Ralph.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I had more upboats than other highlighted posts smh

It happens who the fuck cares. The longer you use this site the more you realize reactions mean nothing. At the end of the day if you can make a good point, you make a good point. Crying about how the highlight system works is autistic and not productive.

 

[Fuscateob]

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

I personally find myself laughing with PPP, rather than at him

 

[Disheveled Human]

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

That was before the Surfer fight faggot. Since then I been ragging on them about it and even doxed PPP's motel you dumbass. What the fuck have you provided to this thread outside of whining that people are not making fun of them as much as you personally like?

 

[Crystal Golem]

I personally find myself laughing with PPP, rather than at him

You all do, you say as much then you try and act like you didn't and you're really just here "enjoying the ride" but it's pretty clear you guys ge upset when he is criticised or made fun of in non-approved ways.

 

[Love Machine]

Waiting for the humans rights tribunal arc.

 

[Fuscateob]

Waiting for the humans rights tribunal arc.

That trial would rival the chris trial imo

 

[GordonRameses]

The world-eating supervillain Planetary Punting Parks (aka Planetary PP) vs the local hero buddy Sir Fur.
Can Sir Fur, who claims to have gained his incredible powers of 100% mathematically efficient ultra perception, save the day against the Eldritch mass of Planetary PP before he finishes smearing feces across the North American hemisphere? Find out next time on Springer!

Watching the full Baked stream now and I saw that hint of "oh, I went too far" when he brought up the fact that Surfer sees hallucinations. So he really does have mental illness...and he kept telling him to takes shots during the show? Come on, PPP. Come on, man. You should've known this was only going to end two ways: 1, everything happenning now or 2, Surfer cuts you open in your sleep and crawls inside you because he thinks he's Luke Skywalker hiding from the Jew Empire.
Denial is a hell of a drug, I guess. At least now neither of them are endangering each other.

OH FAWK BUDDY

 

[Steely Dan]

>mfw people don't realize that @Crystal Golem is this thread's version of HHH in A&N

 

[Crystal Golem]

>mfw people don't realize that @Crystal Golem is this thread's version of HHH in A&N
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Those are big boots to fill brother.

 

[vulg]

>mfw people don't realize that @Crystal Golem is this thread's version of HHH in A&N
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in both cases stepping into the ring ends with everyone losing

 

[Sheryl Nome]

My favorite fanfic of PPP and Surfer is that Surfer was a mathematical genius, denoted by all the trigonometry and math you can spot on whiteboards throughout the house and then that all changed when PPP rabbit punched him 10 times in the back of the head turning him into a blithering retard with schitzo takes.

Excuse me it was a donkey punch.

Given during the rapes.

 

[vulg]

what a fucking cucked take

"you can't participate or do anything because people might call you a sperg!"

BETA

seeing 1,000s of low iq essay posts about how PPP is cucked / based is fucking mind rotting and the antithesis of fun.

but continue clogging the thread with shit and trying to waffle stomp it down the drain a la PPP.

 

[vulg]

if seeing them isn't fun, then don't do them my man

what? I don't and haven't.

don't be a hero

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Local archives of Surfer's sad day streams

Spoiler: ARCHIVE 1ST STREAM

Spoiler: ARCHIVE 2ND STREAM

 

[vulg]

You are, and you are crying about

dont be a hero, there, buddy

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alright I'm calling the police, I'm heading to the Peterborough motel 6 in the morning.

see look we can argue without 5 paragraphs attached.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Alberta Has Fallen.. Jason Kenney Sells Out & Destroys The Last Bit Of Faith I Had In Canada

m.youtube.com

 

[Pizdec]

what a fucking cucked take

"you can't participate or do anything because people might call you a sperg!"

BETA

If it's not been obvious, this rift between Surfer and PPP has just turned into another IBS moment where sperging is the order of the day. So yeah, everyone has an opinion, but it mostly just devolves to sperging. Call it beta, but it does get dull as shit and it's not fun when someone inevitably starts crying.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Schizopost for fun

Would say this is PPPs brother Kroc (could his real name be kris) but the date doesn’t quite line up. Same with the age (PPP being around 26-27),

But PPP being on ODSP I wouldn’t doubt it (Ontario disability support program)

Just as we know PPP will not keep it clean as we know with his toilet shitting