Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[DemonicMustache]

Learning is the scariest word in the American language, worse than communism. Besides it's not like teachers encourage you to learn about things that aren't in "the curriculum."

God forbid little Johnny find out about Benjamin Franklin's sex life in a book not approved by the county school board. That could result in a scandal.

You'd think it would run out of potential hosts eventually, one way or another. The reason we don't see regular outbreaks of Ebola or something outside of maybe a few villages is because its hosts don't last long, aside from being much more obvious.

Sounds like a dream come true for Big Pharma and Big Government alike. A match made in Hell

To be fair, why DO you want to know about Benjamin Franklin's sex life?

 

[Thomas Highway]

To be fair, why DO you want to know about Benjamin Franklin's sex life?

Franklin is a confirmed sex freak, ngl. Dude had porn engravings in his shit.

 

[Trombonista]

@Duke Nukem has been threadbanned.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Franklin is a confirmed sex freak, ngl. Dude had porn engravings in his shit.

His bedroom was veritable wall in a Pompei brothel.

 

[Thomas Highway]

His bedroom veritable wall in a Pompei brothel.

Franklin was definitely a sexual libertine. What this has to do with covid I have no idea.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Franklin was definitely a sexual libertine. What this has to do with covid I have no idea.

Franklin liked hitting up them GILFs with the big booties. COVID threatens to rid the world of that resource, and quite frankly to allow that is simply un-American.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Franklin liked hitting up them GILFs with the big booties. COVID threatens to rid the world of that resource, and quite frankly to allow that is simply un-American.

Look at us with our American educations! Talking words!

On topic, I just want these people to get vaccinated so we can go on with our stupid lives. How hard is that?

 

[Thomas Highway]

On topic, I just want these people to get vaccinated so we can go on with our stupid lives. How hard is that?

A vaccine is something I get once and am protected forever.

The jab does not currently fall within my autistic definition of a vaccine.

This is not a brave position based on vague, philosophical concepts of freedom.

I am simply a pussy in this context. Shame more folks aren't more honest.

 

[Emo Supremo]

Look at us with our American educations! Talking words!

On topic, I just want these people to get vaccinated so we can go on with our stupid lives. How hard is that?

no see you have to keep plowing through a problem while pretending everything is totally fine and anyone who actually cares is the retarded one in this situation. then when the problem doesn't go away you put the blame on them because you're infallible and always right and the smartest bestest boy in school, which you know for a fact because mommy told you so.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Look at us with our American educations! Talking words!

On topic, I just want these people to get vaccinated so we can go on with our stupid lives. How hard is that?

I don't think that's going to happen. I'm waiting on the Coof Wars, personally.

A vaccine is something I get once and am protected forever.

The jab does not currently fall within my autistic definition of a vaccine.

This is not a brave position based on vague, philosophical concepts of freedom.

I am simply a pussy in this context. Shame more folks aren't more honest.

You're free to feel that way. I will say, it took 30 something years of vaccinations to get rid of polio. Flu vaccinations are given every year, and tetanus needs a booster every 5-7 years.
No vaccine is a single pump-dump-and-done. However, I respect that you're willing to be honest about it.

 

[DemonicMustache]

A vaccine is something I get once and am protected forever.

The jab does not currently fall within my autistic definition of a vaccine.

This is not a brave position based on vague, philosophical concepts of freedom.

I am simply a pussy in this context. Shame more folks aren't more honest.

Except very few, if any (?), vaccines work that way. And if they don't, it's not the vaccine's fault. It's the virus' fault. Some mutate more often than other, i.e flu, cold. Others don't. Or mutate in a way that makes them less virulent (measles, apparently).


So this is a tall order for any vaccine. I just don't understand the push for perfection. And look, I get these vaccines aren't perfect either, but they are the best we got.

Why you need one vaccine for measles and many for the flu

While the influenza virus mutates constantly and requires a yearly shot that offers a certain percentage of protection, old reliable measles needs only a two-dose vaccine during childhood for lifelong immunity. A new study has an explanation: The surface proteins that the measles virus uses to...

www.sciencedaily.com

 

[Thomas Highway]

Except very few, if any (?), vaccines work that way. And if they don't, it's not the vaccine's fault. It's the virus' fault. Some mutate more often than other, i.e flu, cold. Others don't. Or mutate in a way that makes them less virulent (measles, apparently).


So this is a tall order for any vaccine. I just don't understand the push for perfection. And look, I get these vaccines aren't perfect either, but they are the best we got.

Why you need one vaccine for measles and many for the flu

While the influenza virus mutates constantly and requires a yearly shot that offers a certain percentage of protection, old reliable measles needs only a two-dose vaccine during childhood for lifelong immunity. A new study has an explanation: The surface proteins that the measles virus uses to...

www.sciencedaily.com

I think everyone should reject irrational fears and get jabbed.

But I won't be one of them for now.

We all have our failures.

 

[PeckingOrder]

I think everyone should reject irrational fears and get jabbed.

But I won't be one of them for now.

We all have our failures.

I really appreciate your honesty and admission of your own personal failures, while still acknowledging it’s the best solution for now even if you can’t bring yourself to do it. You don’t see that every day, especially not on the farms, takes a lot of guts. I do hope you manage to get over your fears and protect yourself and others, but I’m sure as hell not going to be the one to force it. Stay safe out there.

 

[Thomas Highway]

I really appreciate your honesty and admission of your own personal failures, while still acknowledging it’s the best solution for now even if you can’t bring yourself to do it. You don’t see that every day, especially not on the farms, takes a lot of guts. I do hope you manage to get over your fears and protect yourself and others, but I’m sure as hell not going to be the one to force it. Stay safe out there.

I have no guts compared to the health care professionals dealing with this madness.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I am just gonna say I have no real issues with people who choose not to get vaccinated, but I do have issues with the ones that promote concepts like not wearing masks, anti-lockdowns and covid is just a flu. If you are afraid of the vaccination concept you should realistically be terrified of the virus. Otherwise you are working for China's CCP or are mentally munted.

 

[Thomas Highway]

I don't even get out of my car without a mask on. This shit is scary as hell and has been for like what two years now?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I am just gonna say I have no real issues with people who choose not to get vaccinated, but I do have issues with the ones that promote concepts like not wearing masks, anti-lockdowns and covid is just a flu. If you are afraid of the vaccination concept you should realistically be terrified of the virus. Otherwise you are working for China's CCP or are mentally munted.

Pretty much my stance. You don't want to, that's fine. Going rabid about freedom, commies, masks and such is literally being a useful idiot. Regardless of if the movement is inspired by Russia, China, or the US itself it's just plain dumb.
Question all you want, but if you're foaming at others over it fuck off. For all I know I might turn into a Resident Evil monster in a year, but I highly doubt it.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Just keep in mind that the folks who wrap it up in stupid concepts want you to beat them up. It heaps accelerants on a fire you're trying to put out.

 

[Stardust]

Pretty much my stance. You don't want to, that's fine. Going rabid about freedom, commies, masks and such is literally being a useful idiot. Regardless of if the movement is inspired by Russia, China, or the US itself it's just plain dumb.
Question all you want, but if you're foaming at others over it fuck off. For all I know I might turn into a Resident Evil monster in a year, but I highly doubt it.

I tolerate, but the anti-medicine and anti-veterinary wings started cropping up, making it difficult. The former is frustrating, as folks are encouraged to stop cold turkey their prescription medications. In most cases, it takes two to tango, so the fault goes both ways.

The latter though is where my foot comes down. No pet deserves to be medically neglected because anti-vaxx fags say the Covid vaccine is stealthily being given, via shots or pills, to bug or kill our pets. To be fair, this does divide anti-vaxxers between pro-vet and anti-vet, so it isn't absolute. Still, nobody should be embracing that at all.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I tolerate, but the anti-medicine and anti-veterinary wings started cropping up, making it difficult. The former is frustrating, as folks are encouraged to stop cold turkey their prescription medications. In most cases, it takes two to tango, so the fault goes both ways.

The latter though is where my foot comes down. No pet deserves to be medically neglected because anti-vaxx fags say the Covid vaccine is stealthily being given, via shots or pills, to bug or kill our pets. To be fair, this does divide anti-vaxxers between pro-vet and anti-vet, so it isn't absolute. Still, nobody should be embracing that at all.

I had no idea there was an anti-veterinary conspiracy attachment. That's really fucked up. I guess I know what I'm going to be reading about tonight instead of sleeping.