Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Apteryx Owenii]

Not knowing the difference is forgivable - a vast majority of people will go through their entire lives never even having seen one, let alone multiples from different whorehouses.

yeah it's just one of those things that keeps coming up in this thread

Chris chan, on the other hand, is presumably going to end up being a prohibited person for many reasons including the 'intimate partner' issue.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

I don't understand the rationale of the people who sue Null. He has never been successfully sued, no?

Further to this point, Null successfully told an entire small country to suck on his large, pendulous balls.

So, why does anyone bother to try and go after Null legally? It seems like an entirely futile activity. Do they somehow manage to delude themselves into thinking they will be the one to succeed where all before them have failed?

In Ratface's case, I assume it's his truly durable and incredible levels of narcissism that allow him to think this, despite the fact that a convicted sex pest, paralegal pervert has absolutely zero chance of succeeding.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I don't understand the rationale of the people who sue Null. He has never been successfully sued, no?

Further to this point, Null successfully told an entire small country to suck on his large, pendulous balls.

So, why does anyone bother to try and go after Null legally? It seems like an entirely futile activity. Do they somehow manage to delude themselves into thinking they will be the one to succeed where all before them have failed?

In Ratface's case, I assume it's his truly durable and incredible levels of narcissism that allow him to think this, despite the fact that a convicted sex pest, paralegal pervert has absolutely zero chance of succeeding.

I predict the farms will end by lawsuit or null snapping and becoming truly deserving of his own thread. The successful suit will win through dumb luck and quantity. Not legal ability of the plaintiff however. Roll enough dice eventually you'll chain the required nat 20s together to pass any check, while null rolls all the nat 1s. It'll take many more lawsuits before that happens though.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I don't understand the rationale of the people who sue Null. He has never been successfully sued, no?

Further to this point, Null successfully told an entire small country to suck on his large, pendulous balls.

So, why does anyone bother to try and go after Null legally? It seems like an entirely futile activity. Do they somehow manage to delude themselves into thinking they will be the one to succeed where all before them have failed?

In Ratface's case, I assume it's his truly durable and incredible levels of narcissism that allow him to think this, despite the fact that a convicted sex pest, paralegal pervert has absolutely zero chance of succeeding.

people are stupid

this is the LEAST ridiculous lawsuit Russell Greer has launched, and it's still 99% dumbassery.

 

[Clovis]

Wait until this group realizes pretty much every major legislative body in the world is overwhelmingly male and they might actually need to employ advanced diplomatic tactics -- like the rarely-practiced "not being a complete and total cunt to every man you see" -- to have any chance whatsoever of achieving their political goals.

Whores need to behave or men will use the law to punish them for the crime of not being agreeable?
Russ? that you?

Do you expect him to release the song even after he deleted the preview clip? I don't, but naturally I hope I'm mistaken.

Well he's sunk money into it. And no doubt he thinks *this* is the one that's going to break him into the biz, like every other damn time he's done this. He probably just deleted because it didn't get enough attention - hey, with all these eyes on him it would be a perfect time for him to release his incel anthem. That'll win over whore twitter, for sure.

I would love to know what Russ thinks a Shock Jock is.

It's up there with the other great mysteries of Russell - head tightening and trauma lumps.

Anyway, as much as I'm enjoying him getting the attention from women that he wished for, will he just rage quit and go silent again? Is this the ego blow that finally makes him give up on being a tard on social media and fade into obscurity? Or am I underestimating his stupidity and need for attention again?

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Anyway, as much as I'm enjoying him getting the attention from women that he wished for, will he just rage quit and go silent again? Is this the ego blow that finally makes him give up on being a tard on social media and fade into obscurity? Or am I underestimating his stupidity and need for attention again?

If he was able to blow off the ego insult that was becoming a convicted pervert, I don't think its possible for anything to happen that would cause him to stop chimping out short of death.

 

[Slap47]

I don't understand the rationale of the people who sue Null. He has never been successfully sued, no?

Further to this point, Null successfully told an entire small country to suck on his large, pendulous balls.

So, why does anyone bother to try and go after Null legally? It seems like an entirely futile activity. Do they somehow manage to delude themselves into thinking they will be the one to succeed where all before them have failed?

In Ratface's case, I assume it's his truly durable and incredible levels of narcissism that allow him to think this, despite the fact that a convicted sex pest, paralegal pervert has absolutely zero chance of succeeding.

I think many of them just expect Null to giveup or be overwhelmed.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

On Russel over all. Why can't this loser just find another woman with Moebius Syndrome and try to make a go of it based on shared background.

The same reason Chris doesn't want a slow-in-the-mind girlfriend. He believes he is owed better.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I think it's time people JUST LET HIM EXPLAIN.

Then Russell began to explain himself and a very strange thing happened.

People gathered around to listen.

At first it was just pigeons and other scavenging urban wildlife, who were attracted by the crumbs of drool-softened Olive Garden breadsticks that were periodically dislodged from his unkempt beard.

Then a hooker, dressed in a hot-pink vinyl mini-skirt, sat down cross-legged in front of him, so that you could totally see a glimpse of her panties. Soon she was joined by another hooker, and then another.

They listened to Russell as he told them about the time that he brought flowers to a strip club to protect the workers from a beehive in the rafters. The bees had been bothering the girls during their dances, asking for their phone numbers and attempting to arrange meetings with them after hours. Russell had thought that the blossoms would lure the bees away and that they would go back to gathering pollen. Instead, he was labelled a creep by the strippers. He learned later that the bees had mob ties and were leaning hard on the owners of the club.

Another misunderstanding had occurred when it was reported that he had attempted to change the law, making it legal for him to open a brothel in the state of Utah. The word “pimp” had been banded about by his persecutors in a disparaging and libellous fashion. Russell explained that the establishment that he had been attempting to open was called a “Broathale” – an ancient Mormon word meaning 'a place where woman may gather in safety under the protection of bros'.

He recalled the occasion when he had fallen awkwardly onto this computer keyboard. As he writhed and thrashed about, in a struggle to get himself upright, his body had inadvertently typed-out a succession of lawsuits against the recording artist, Taylor Swift, and also a book that documented these numerous attempts to sue her, which he accidentally published on Amazon after his spasming elbow struck the 'enter' key several times.

While thinking of a way in which he could make amends for the misunderstanding, Russell read an article in Scientific Armenian magazine, which claimed that cancer could be driven from the body by bombarding the host with coarse personal insults. He immediately composed a tweet that referenced Taylor Swift's cancer survivor mother, branding her a “fat ass pig face”, and supplementing this insult with as many “oinks” as the Twitter character-count would allow. He did this knowing that very few people subscribed to Scientific Armenian and that the tweet would earn him, not only the lasting contempt of anyone who read it, but also the contempt of both Taylor Swift and her mother – the two people who would benefit from it the most. Despite these far-reaching social consequences, Russell willingly made this sacrifice without giving any pause for thought.

An Uber Eats driver arrived bearing five Subway foot-long meatball sandwiches and a pair of McDonald's Filet-O-Fish. Russell received this bounty and divided it up among his audience, who now numbered in the 5000s, and consisted mostly of pigeons and hookers.

He told them about Riso – a poor Mexican kid from the wrong side of the tracks - who idolised him to the extent that he had undergone extensive facial reconstruction, and painful, deliberately-botched, moustache implant surgery, so that he would look exactly like Russell. Even though Riso was a bad hombre, Russell had taken the troubled boy under his wing. Any event that portrayed Russell in a negative light, that he could not personally explain, could safely be laid at the feet of Riso. It was a kind of evil twin situation.

He spoke of the time traveller who visited him at night with songs from the future – sure fire hits with earning potential in the millions. Rather than recording these songs himself and reaping the benefits, Russell had instead attempted to pass them on to his favourite recording artists, who had spurned his advances and treated him like a creepy stalker.

“I just want to help women,” said Russell, as his slurping monologue entered its eight hour, eclipsing the length of the speech that was delivered to the UN Security Council by V.K. Krishna Menon, of India, in January, 1957.

He spoke of a direct intervention that he had made in an attempt to turn around the life of a young sex worker. The auto-correct function on his phone has changed the content of his social media post, so that instead of stating that the girl needed aid, it claimed that she had AIDS.

As the sun began to dip below the horizon, Russell stopped talking. For a moment there was silence. Then everybody stood up and clapped. Even the pigeons purposefully dislocated their wings so they could clap too.

“We are so sorry to have misjudged you, Russell,” said the most beautiful of the hookers who had gathered to listen. “Let us anoint your feet with scented oils and then wipe away the residue with our long hair. And afterwards, let us suck your cock.”

The pigeons and the hookers lined-up in descending order of attractiveness to receive Russell's blessing.

And Russell forgave them all, because he was a nice guy.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I just had a brainwave, Lets get Janke and her legion of spergs to try and hook him up with Barb. At least he's not related to her and will wine and dine the demented bat first, unlike Chris who probably only fed her cum glazed leftover Domino's pizza before he commited his crimes against nature. Rus is a gentleman, scholar, legal genious AND a songwriter after all. Mrs Chandler deserves something nice after the hell she's gone through and since Russ is now internationally blacklisted he can't even get his dick wet in a swimming pool I think its a match for the ages.

 

[Lone Outsider]

It's fucking rare to see Hoes being mad for legitimate reasons. But congratulations Russell, Thots are now gonna patrol you.

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

Once again, Russ brings us Christmas early. This is such a perfectly Russ thing to happen.

I think the best part about this has been his decision to lock the PAC twitter, as if that will somehow prevent any of those dang Kiwi trolls from connecting him with it.

He’s tried for so long to interact with sex workers and get them to pay attention to him and his PAC, and he finally got his monkey paw wish to come true. Fantastic.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Imagine him back in the room with the Olive Garden hooker, when he realised he had run his time out. Imagine what he would have done if security hadn’t intervened.

He’s very rapey...

I would not be surprised if Russ rapes someone, or commits a mass shooting at the bunny ranch.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Yeah, he could be dangerous with a weapon. I would never wish harm on an innocent person, but imagine his shock if he menaced a woman with a knife and she pulls out a handgun and double-taps him.

I don't use Twitter, so I don't know what's it called, but her display name "Russell Greer's sleep paralysis demon" is hilarious.

Her stuff and stuff in her timeline is a more focussed and ruthless version of this Russell Queer thread. Ice cold.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Found the cuddle thing:
View attachment 2543974

I always wondered how he kisses. Does he just mash his gaping maw against the women's lips and slither his tongue around like a fetid slug? Jesus, I feel for those poor sex workers for having endured that.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

It's been discussed many times.

Russ will not rape anyone because he is conditioned to think he is a good guy and he is smart enough (I use that word loosely) to understand rape is illegal.

However I will say, if Russ ever gets a hooker to get further than a condom'd dick suck. At any point she tells him she feels uncomfortable and wants to stop or he can fuck but not kiss her without paying more for that, he won't stop.

Nah, in regards to sexual assault he still straight up said it isn't rape if it's legal and that women can just "close their eyes" if they are traumatized. He thought he was a nice guy when he said that shit, too.

He knew stalking was legal but he still does it.

Even if legality were the issue there are literally states where oral rape is legal.

He is totally the Cee-Lo type of pos who doesn't think it's rape if a girl is unconscious or some shit.

 

[DennisReynolds]

Nah, in regards to sexual assault he still straight up said it isn't rape if it's legal and that women can just "close their eyes" if they are traumatized. He thought he was a nice guy when he said that shit, too.

He knew stalking was legal but he still does it.

Even if legality were the issue there are literally states where oral rape is legal.

He is totally the Cee-Lo type of pos who doesn't think it's rape if a girl is unconscious or some shit.

Jesus Christ, don’t give him any ideas. Hopefully Oklahoma is too long a bus ride for pipsqueak.

 

[Cilleystring]

I'm waiting for the 1st English Whore Battalion to discover the really juicy details.

I'm waiting for the fatty mcpatties to demand Russ lick them their pussaaaays

I predict the farms will end by lawsuit or null snapping and becoming truly deserving of his own thread. The successful suit will win through dumb luck and quantity. Not legal ability of the plaintiff however. Roll enough dice eventually you'll chain the required nat 20s together to pass any check, while null rolls all the nat 1s. It'll take many more lawsuits before that happens though.

That's definitely a possibility. Another scenario I've thought of is that Null steps away from the game to settle down with a trad wife and tend his garden, and passes the torch of leadership down. Whether its this new leader or a following one, one of them will eventually drive the site into the ground and we'll either flee to whatever new site takes its place, or live in a world without shitposting.

You could do this with trolls too, but I always picture this whenever Russ used to bring up hookers in random places, such as his "I pay hookers" comment he left on something that I believe was about dating.

 

[fat venus]

damn i never thought i'd feel so much sympathy for prostitutes. rooting for dem hoes now, i hope you get freedom and protection from the likes of russell.

 

[Empyrea]

I always wondered how he kisses. Does he just mash his gaping maw against the women's lips and slither his tongue around like a fetid slug? Jesus, I feel for those poor sex workers for having endured that.

I've said this before, but I came to the horrifying realization that "kissed me in a way that helped with my disability" meant it's likely on the poor prozzies to moosh his face around to form a kissable surface and keep a grip amidst the drool and grease.

So have fun picturing that.