Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

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Mal0 said:
I mean the show either implied/flat out said they eat Pokémon, so I assume it's some poor Pidgey cooking under that ass.
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All I can remember is the usual guys being in business of cutting tips of slowpoke tails, and it wasn't fatal. Or that one time when one of the guys prodded a Marowak too hard, it died and became a ghost. But that wasn't done for food.

I just want something with a Nintendo license tell me: "Miltanks, who can't give any more milk are going in the spechial magical place, where they get a new life, embodied in these wonderfull burgers", or something like that.
 
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Noebel said:
All I can remember is the usual guys being in business of cutting tips of slowpoke tails, and it wasn't fatal. Or that one time when one of the guys prodded a Marowak too hard, it died and became a ghost. But that wasn't done for food.

I just want something with a Nintendo license tell me: "Miltanks, who can't give any more milk are going in the spechial magical place, where they get a new life, embodied in these wonderfull burgers", or something like that.
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Go skimming through some pokedex entries. They often allude to eating pokemon, and some pokemon eating others. They often find a way to go "Yeah no it's totally non-fatal" but let's be real, these things are being bred to be food stuff. I'll only include the ones from the games.

For those eaten by people that I know of:
Appletun
Its body is covered in sweet nectar, and the skin on its back is especially yummy. Children used to have it as a snack.
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Slowpoke
A sweet sap leaks from its tail's tip. Although not nutritious, the tail is pleasant to chew on.
It is always so absent-minded that it won't react, even if its flavorful tail is bitten.
Alolan home cooking involves drying Slowpoke tails and then simmering them into a salty stew.
Although their tails, which fall off naturally, can easily be found lying around, they're a precious ingredient for cooking.
Because Galarian Slowpoke eat the seeds of a plant that grows only in Galar, their tails have developed a spicy flavor.
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Cherubi
The small ball is not only full of nutrients, it is also tasty. Starly try to peck it off.
The deeper a Cherubi's red, the more nutrients it has stockpiled in its body. And the sweeter and tastier its small ball!
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Sharpedo
It has a sad history. In the past, its dorsal fin was a treasured foodstuff, so this Pokémon became a victim of overfishing.
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Crabrawler
It punches so much, its pincers often come off from overuse, but they grow back quickly. What little meat they contain is rich and delicious.
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Basculin
Red- and blue-striped Basculin are very violent and always fighting. They are also remarkably tasty.
In the past, it often appeared on the dinner table. The meat of red-striped Basculin is on the fatty side, and it's more popular with the youth.
Blue-striped Basculin used to be a common food source. They apparently have an inoffensive, light flavor.
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Clauncher
Its claws occasionally fall off, and it keeps a low profile until they grow back. The meat of its claws is so delicious!
Clauncher's claws can fall off during battle, but they'll regenerate. The meat inside the claws is popular as a delicacy in Galar.
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As a bonus, per the games farfetch'd is nearly extinct. Per anime Farfetch'd is nearly extinct because it is tasty when cooked with leek. I am going to assume people cooked them with their own leek.

Both the anime and the games are approved by the Pokemon Company, which is partially owned by Nintendo.
 
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AngryTreeRat said:
Go skimming through some pokedex entries. They often allude to eating pokemon, and some pokemon eating others. They often find a way to go "Yeah no it's totally non-fatal" but let's be real, these things are being bred to be food stuff. I'll only include the ones from the games.

For those eaten by people that I know of:

As a bonus, per the games farfetch'd is nearly extinct. Per anime Farfetch'd is nearly extinct because it is tasty when cooked with leek. I am going to assume people cooked them with their own leek.

Both the anime and the games are approved by the Pokemon Company, which is partially owned by Nintendo.
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farfetchd is based on the Japanese phrase "Kamo ga negi wo shotte kuru" which means "a duck comes bearing green onions" and it's used when describing a sudden but welcome convenience or lucky event because imagine your dinner willingly walking towards you with the ingredients to cook it deliciously. its literally based around being food
 
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more horrors, courtesy of e621.net
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Had to take a second glance at this, to try and figure out what the hell was going on

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Cable said:
"this can't be as bad as what Friendly Primarina posts"
what the fuck is that fetish
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Kh0rg0sKhul said:
Genuinely, what the fuck am I even looking at here? What is that fetish supposed to be?
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This guy's art has been featured in the thread before but I feel it is time his actual account got posted here.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/gojiro7/

His gallery is full of this sort of shit. It's like if H.R. Geiger made kids' cartoons instead of monsters for sci-fi movies.
 
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Coelacanth said:
This guy's art has been featured in the thread before but I feel it is time his actual account got posted here.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/gojiro7/

His gallery is full of this sort of shit. It's like if H.R. Geiger made kids' cartoons instead of monsters for sci-fi movies.
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I am seeing a concerningly high amount of characters are legitimately teenagers and straight up children in some of these pieces.
 
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heavycream said:
I'm starting to believe some of the regular posters in this thread aren't here to merely show off the worst furry art they could find, but actually procure and enjoy it. You guys know way too much about these artists and their previous work, and are way too opinionated about how 'good it is'...
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Hidden law of the internet. Most people who mald about furries are furries in of themselves.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Hidden law of the internet. Most people who mald about furries are furries in of themselves.
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Now that's just retarded. I'm not just saying that because I happen to use an animal avatar that has unusual colours and acts human. Yep, I'm totally not projecting here.

In all seriousness as a general rule I hate furries and it boggles my mind that out of all the types of people out there, it is generally the furries that produce and get off to the most degenerate shit we as a species can come up with. It's the sort of stuff you'd find being penned by the Marquis de Sade (and unsurprisingly furries have quite a bit in common with him). Having a thread where I can post whatever horrors cross my path while browsing the internet and not be called a kinkshamer for making fun of it has been a godsend.

Anyway enough of my ranting here take this:

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