Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

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They're talking about Cara Delevingne's (ugly) Met Gala look.
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Amazing. She has found a shirt that will trigger both: SJWs and MRAs. That's all kinds of perfect.

Yes, I am sure if people weren't upset about this Kelly would be totes down to peg her husband and feel super progressive and shit. Sorry Kelly, but fucking your husband up the ass is now PROBLEMATIC.
 
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Clean your doorknobs said:
If Kelly wore a strap, would it go under or over the gunt?
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Has to go over, unless that is one giant, flexible strap on. Too short and it disappears under the gunt. Too hard and the weight of the gunt would keep it pressed up against her thighs.

But, I think she could seriously kill Jerry with a strap on. Just think about it. One thrust gets the fat moving and the momentum might be enough to do major rectal damage. Plus, fat undulates so it's going to keep getting pounded into him with just one thrust. And god forbid she lose her balance and fall over on him. Could be crushed or suffocated by that weight.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
Has to go over, unless that is one giant, flexible strap on. Too short and it disappears under the gunt. Too hard and the weight of the gunt would keep it pressed up against her thighs.

But, I think she could seriously kill Jerry with a strap on. Just think about it. One thrust gets the fat moving and the momentum might be enough to do major rectal damage. Plus, fat undulates so it's going to keep getting pounded into him with just one thrust. And god forbid she lose her balance and fall over on him. Could be crushed or suffocated by that weight.
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*crawls under the nearest table and adopts the fetal position, weeping*

Oh god Mealy, why
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Oh my god every single one of these people needs, in no particular order: a job, a hobby, and a fucking reality check.
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I'm tired as shit after 10 hours of real in-person classes today. Blunts and laughing at kiwifarms posts have been a great way to unwind :story:

Seriously anyone who writes this shit doesn't have many real obligations
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
Has to go over, unless that is one giant, flexible strap on. Too short and it disappears under the gunt. Too hard and the weight of the gunt would keep it pressed up against her thighs.

But, I think she could seriously kill Jerry with a strap on. Just think about it. One thrust gets the fat moving and the momentum might be enough to do major rectal damage. Plus, fat undulates so it's going to keep getting pounded into him with just one thrust. And god forbid she lose her balance and fall over on him. Could be crushed or suffocated by that weight.
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I'm not saying that a porn flick adaptation of Saw should ever be made, but if it does cross the makers' minds, this post probably inspired them.
 
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It is a huge problem for kids now. Especially since some kids only got decent meals and regular exercise at school. And school was closed for however long in most all states.
Why is she so triggered? Because it might pertain to her kids? It’s not like the doctor only sent it to her .
I doubt she’s even having that much panic over an email. It’s probably just a scenario she made up for IG attention
 
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HexBawxUno said:
When these wokies say “panic attack”, I read that as “tantrum”. And yes, that e-mail about childhood obesity is relevant to her. Isn’t she already regularly stuffing one of her daughters with McDonald’s?
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Agree with you but my brain goes more towards self accountability = panic attack.

She knows exactly what those pediatricians will be talking about, she knows exactly what junk she stuffs into herself and her children, and she knows that they’re right on a medical level no matter how much she reeees about fat phobia on her IG.

Being confronted with reality is very uncomfortable when someone deluded themselves into a tiny echo chamber like Kelly.
 
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I bet my phone it's a big O pandemic. Kelly should be careful; inevitable reeeeeing tachycardia at her size is quite dangerous.
I'm looking forward to huge, seething butthurt in the next few days.
Will she mention bridge sudoku again? See in the next episode of “seethe, gorge, butthurt”

ETA Kelly reposting someone named ThisIsAFleshPrison. Lovely.
 
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