Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D buys 12 iPads "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" spits on cancer patient

In the Sick of It · Sep 28, 2021

BananaSlamma said:
Lou takes a political spectrum quiz that OP says seems to be poorly made, is surprised that it sees him as far left.
I'm pretty sure these quizzes are all done under American political spectrum standards so they probably aren't as far left as they think they are, especially compared to other countries.

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I bet all the questions were related to handouts so naturally Lou would score "left."

Solid Snek · Sep 28, 2021

Drums Into Space said:
I always thought that was a rude stereotype about american homeless people but no it’s literally just normal Americans turning down free food because they want cash instead. I don’t get it.

Slight powerlevel, but having worked with American homeless before, I can confirm that yes, it may sound like a rude stereotype but it's true - American bums turn down food in favour of cash because they'd rather be spending money on smokes and booze (and drugs) instead. Food is incredibly easy to come by in the United States, even for the homeless, so starvation is rarely an issue (malnutrition yes, starvation no).

Liquidity is king. Food money with no strings attached is easy to convert into a 40oz; food money delivered via EBT is a little harder, in that you need to know a store willing to quote unquote "give you change", though it's still doable. But a church donation bag of Rice Krispies and deli slices can't be turned into booze, no matter how hard you try.

But that's good, honest bums, hobos, and crusties. The salt of the earth. In Lou's case, he's probably just a picky eater, and worried his friend would buy him the wrong flavour of ice cream or whatever.

BananaSlamma · Sep 28, 2021

Lou is using Amazon again, buying a copy of Marvel Comics' Civil War because they apparently got a gift card.

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Lou is also annoyed that he won't be able to watch the season finale of "What If..?" because they don't have a Disney Plus subscription. I guess they ran out of their trial or they were borrowing it from somebody who decided to change the password.

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Lou is depressed about their SSI case and feels like it should drop because he's worried their dead mother and supposed friends in government work are gonna lose income because of the possible shutdown.

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Lou is also mad that we spend shitloads of money on war for ourselves and other countries instead of using the money to fix our own problems, even though the only politicians that didn't want this bill are a small group of progressive democrats and not the moderate democrats that make up most of the party.

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Lou inserts some celtic mythology in a story about police killing a rare albino stag.

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Spoonomancer · Sep 28, 2021

BananaSlamma said:
Lou is using Amazon again, buying a copy of Marvel Comics' Civil War because they apparently got a gift card.

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Lou "I will NO LONGER buy from Amazon!" Gagliardi at it again

BananaSlamma said:
Lou is also annoyed that he won't be able to watch the season finale of "What If..?" because they don't have a Disney Plus subscription. I guess they ran out of their trial or they were borrowing it from somebody who decided to change the password.

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Lou could save so much if he did research into how to pirate disney shit instead of CONSOOM CONSOOM CONSOOM MY COMICS

BananaSlamma said:
Lou is depressed about their SSI case and feels like it should drop because he's worried their dead mother and supposed friends in government work are gonna lose income because of the possible shutdown.

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again, notice how he's using disability, and not SSI.

BananaSlamma said:
Lou is also mad that we spend shitloads of money on war for ourselves and other countries instead of using the money to fix our own problems, even though the only politicians that didn't want this bill are a small group of progressive democrats and not the moderate democrats that make up most of the party.

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Wasn't Lou literally praising Biden just days ago? The very same Biden that approved of this? Also Lou is mad that he's not getting gibs while it's going to another government. ~~While we shouldn't be giving money to Israel either way Lou is just being selfish here by mentioning things he directly benefits from~~

Vampirella · Sep 28, 2021

BananaSlamma said:
Lou is using Amazon again, buying a copy of Marvel Comics' Civil War because they apparently got a gift card.

Remember when ordering things could take weeks because you had to physically mail your order to the company to get stuff. Lou has to have his coom comics now now now.

BoobWhiskers · Sep 28, 2021

It still absolutely boggles the mind how much Lou, who REALLY NEEDS TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHEN HE EATS BECAUSE BLOOD SUGAR, just casually 'forgets to eat' all the damn time. I know that our boy is still very much of the 'diabetes train chugga chugga whoo whoo' persuasion, but that's such a stupidly obvious thing that shouldn't even be that much of an inconvenience because we can clearly see that the boy sure does love to eat. I know we have plenty of Kiwis here who either have experience with diabetes themselves or are used to a diabetic family member who has to monitor their sugar, and I'd imagine seeing Lou just casually skipping meals is ludicrous.

Pudgy Bear Claws · Sep 28, 2021

Sigh. Social Security and disability payments won't stop during a shutdown and they never have. Mama Gags will be fine.

Edit to add, there's no way he's skipping meals. He's certainly not losing weight.

Lou's Abndoned Artwork · Sep 29, 2021

BoobWhiskers said:
It still absolutely boggles the mind how much Lou, who REALLY NEEDS TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHEN HE EATS BECAUSE BLOOD SUGAR, just casually 'forgets to eat' all the damn time. I know that our boy is still very much of the 'diabetes train chugga chugga whoo whoo' persuasion, but that's such a stupidly obvious thing that shouldn't even be that much of an inconvenience because we can clearly see that the boy sure does love to eat. I know we have plenty of Kiwis here who either have experience with diabetes themselves or are used to a diabetic family member who has to monitor their sugar, and I'd imagine seeing Lou just casually skipping meals is ludicrous.

There's no way he's skipping meals - He's just using it as a generic "look at how depressed I am" statement. Imagine being -so- depressed you can't even muster the energy to fulfil the most basic of human needs! Give money, yinz guys.

Being as fucking massive as Lou is, there's no way he'd be skipping meals. Well, maybe, if he's spent the entire day "grazing" on junk food and soda and was too full to shovel in a plate of steak-ummms and ketchup.

As mentioned previously, all these "please donate I'm starving" fuckheads are always obese. I'd be much more inclined to believe them if they looked like Eugenia Cooney and not "That which has no life" from South Park.

EDIT: Also, I guarantee whatever Lou whips up in the kitchen, assuming he cooks for himself, would be hot fuckin' garbage. Overcooked Pasta with packet sauce. Blech.

BananaSlamma · Sep 29, 2021

Lou is mad that democrats want to consider testing a major economic change first rather than immediately jumping into the deep end because he wants it to be changed NOW NOW NOW

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Why not buy them treats using some of the money you got from your birthday fund? you'd be doing some actual good and it'd be put to better use than whatever you wanna buy and then forget about/decide you don't want within a few days.

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I feel like 'speciesist' jokes are really weird. When people make that joke it's hard to tell if they're making fun of racism, making fun of the idea of it, or trying to make commentary and it never really sits right regardless.

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Iron Hamster · Sep 29, 2021

Why are you trying to get trans women to kill themselves just so you can allegedly buy your dead mother's dog some treats? That's her responsibility just like the nephew you hate fatty. Go get a job and help her pay house bills.

BananaSlamma · Sep 29, 2021

Imagine being proud of the fact that you're so annoying that even a subreddit bans you.

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Before going on some retarded rants about the UK and how they interact with other countries, telling people to WAKE UP as if The UK having bad international relations is some secret pizzagate-style conspiracy theory.

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Chicken Picnic · Sep 29, 2021

BananaSlamma said:
Imagine being proud of the fact that you're so annoying that even a subreddit bans you.
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Before going on some retarded rants about the British and how they interact with other countries, telling people to WAKE UP as if The UK having bad international relations is some secret pizzagate-style conspiracy theory.
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Lou ranting about the UK always gets me riled

Like, shut up about stuff you know nothing about

Spoonomancer · Sep 29, 2021

BananaSlamma said:
Before going on some retarded rants about the UK and how they interact with other countries, telling people to WAKE UP as if The UK having bad international relations is some secret pizzagate-style conspiracy theory.

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Lou's favorite british meal would be the Faggot since it contains pig testicles

BananaSlamma said:
Imagine being proud of the fact that you're so annoying that even a subreddit bans you.

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lmao which account of Lou's do you think got banned from politics? Why Lou uses hashtags to totally own those redditors I will never know

USERNAME EDIT: Lou's account is likely CheesePizzaAdvocate looking at the comment history of that account lining up with what Lou's interests are. Posts mainly in Politics, Marvel, Comicbooks, GooglePixel (this one is notable as this account mentions having a Pixel 3 much like Lou), and Steelers.
https://www.reddit.com/user/cheesepizzaadvocate / https://archive.ph/qoWEd archive

Interestingly made five days ago, much like how Lou just loves to spam his own email with all of those alleged troll accounts that some un-named kee wee farms troll loves to prank him with.

BananaSlamma · Sep 29, 2021

Cable said:
USERNAME EDIT: Lou's account is likely CheesePizzaAdvocate looking at the comment history of that account lining up with what Lou's interests are. Posts mainly in Politics, Marvel, Comicbooks, GooglePixel (this one is notable as this account mentions having a Pixel 3 much like Lou), and Steelers.
https://www.reddit.com/user/cheesepizzaadvocate / https://archive.ph/qoWEd archive

Interestingly made five days ago, much like how Lou just loves to spam his own email with all of those alleged troll accounts that some un-named kee wee farms troll loves to prank him with.

This seems like it could be possible considering he flat out admitted that he finds it funny because the account that was banned was a new account, deciding to take "being progressive" as the reason and not being annoying or possibly getting banned previously for the aforementioned annoying behavior and getting caught evading.

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Edit: They called one of their own jokes lazy, and I'm guessing the argument that got them banned from the subreddit was the one shown.

Your replies weren't even negatively voted. Someone mentions that your account is an alt that was previously banned in regards to you, this is probably why you were banned while they were removing comments. It's really easy to figure out who you are because your behavior is the exact same no matter what account you're using.

Dusk · Sep 29, 2021

BoobWhiskers said:
It still absolutely boggles the mind how much Lou, who REALLY NEEDS TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO WHEN HE EATS BECAUSE BLOOD SUGAR, just casually 'forgets to eat' all the damn time. I know that our boy is still very much of the 'diabetes train chugga chugga whoo whoo' persuasion, but that's such a stupidly obvious thing that shouldn't even be that much of an inconvenience because we can clearly see that the boy sure does love to eat. I know we have plenty of Kiwis here who either have experience with diabetes themselves or are used to a diabetic family member who has to monitor their sugar, and I'd imagine seeing Lou just casually skipping meals is ludicrous.

That reminds me of how Amberlynn Reid will be like "I haven't eaten all day..." or "I didn't finish that..." and you're just like "well damn, bitch, you sure as fuck finished something!" It's such a bizarre tic because it's so obviously a lie, and every person in the conversation damn well knows it, so why bother?

Norman B. Normal · Sep 29, 2021

Lou: spams r/politics with dozens of needlessly antagonistic, personally abusive comments
Also Lou: "r/politics just banned me for no reason, yinz guys!"

And if no one else is gonna point out how many red flags are raised by a username like cheesepizzaadvocate then I guess I'll have to do it, although he seems to only be using the account to post about his usual dumb shit like the Steelers and pro wrestling.

BoobWhiskers · Sep 29, 2021

Norman B. Normal said:
Lou: spams r/politics with dozens of needlessly antagonistic, personally abusive comments
Also Lou: "r/politics just banned me for no reason, yinz guys!"

And if no one else is gonna point out how many red flags are raised by a username like cheesepizzaadvocate then I guess I'll have to do it, although he seems to only be using the account to post about his usual dumb shit like the Steelers and pro wrestling.

Only Lou would make fake accounts with edgy names as part of a 'look what the trolls are doing to me' ploy... and then get bored enough to actually end up using those fake accounts.

Dusk · Sep 29, 2021

Norman B. Normal said:
Lou: spams r/politics with dozens of needlessly antagonistic, personally abusive comments
Also Lou: "r/politics just banned me for no reason, yinz guys!"

And if no one else is gonna point out how many red flags are raised by a username like cheesepizzaadvocate then I guess I'll have to do it, although he seems to only be using the account to post about his usual dumb shit like the Steelers and pro wrestling.

I call bullshit. You don't get to 500 pounds without a healthy appreciation for rendered hog fat. Double extra pepperoni and sausage for our substantial lad, and he's probably one of those weirdos that puts bacon on pizza, too.

ten dollars off · Sep 29, 2021

Do you ever drive home from work, zone out, and then when you become aware of your surroundings again you realize you're parked in your driveway? You operated on autopilot and muscle memory.

I'm thinking this is what happens with Lou and eating. Probably the only time he realizes he's eating is when he starts choking because he tried to stuff pizza into his mouth orifice while simultaneously yelling at a customer service representative on the phone.

Doggo · Sep 29, 2021

ten dollars off said:
Do you ever drive home from work, zone out, and then when you become aware of your surroundings again you realize you're parked in your driveway? You operated on autopilot and muscle memory.

I'm thinking this is what happens with Lou and eating. Probably the only time he realizes he's eating is when he starts choking because he tried to stuff pizza into his mouth orifice while simultaneously yelling at a customer service representative on the phone.

I remember sometimes being so tired that I would find myself waking up to my alarm, still being fully clothed, and the last thing I remember was pulling into the driveway, having no memory of what happened in between. I really don't miss that.

As far as food goes, it's actually pretty damn hard to get that big, even if you eat pure shit, at least in my experience. Even if you have the bare minimum amount of activity, the body *can* be fairly forgiving, sometimes. Of course this depends on so many different things, and permutations of these different things, but it takes effort to get to 500lb or whatever the weight is now.

It reminds me of what my mum told me her mum said about things like this; "I've never seen a fat prisoner of war." Mild PL; my partner is a doctor, and he does not disagree with this sentiment. So there's that. Perhaps needless to say, but it doesn't matter how out of whack your hormones may be, your body does not pluck fat out of thin air. That happens in your gut, and to suggest otherwise, quite literally, is an argument of free energy if you think about it.

Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

Leg meat

Autistic Supremacist on Internet Fentanyl

All out of fucks to give.

I don't give a shit how anomalous these images are

Google Kewi Farmer

New and improved set up!

We saved you the last boiled egg!

Autistic Supremacist on Internet Fentanyl

Am I enough of a freak to be worth paying to see?

Why, this stuff’s made in New York City!

I don't give a shit how anomalous these images are

Am I enough of a freak to be worth paying to see?

Mess with pupper, you become supper.

Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D buys 12 iPads "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" spits on cancer patient