Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 92 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.9%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.2%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 101 19.1%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.3%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 86 16.2%
  • Total voters
    530
Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
I am going to include a picture of the final products this doctor was telling you were worth buying from them:

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I'm not saying we need another crusade, but we need another crusade.
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Just fucking imagine paying actual real life money for this disturbing shit.
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
Nice find- here's a Farms backup of the video in case some gay tranny drama ever causes the video to go down. Can't be too careful with these people, especially if we get a Rioley freakout after he realizes he's been promoted.
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His voice sounds like he’s contemplating ripping his own arteries open.
 
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Never knew he was a very buried in the background lapsteel/keyboard player in a little known country rock band teaming with touring members. Sounds like his contribution was so small that he's the member you could cut out and not notice. Totally fits for Ravioli. In the studio almost any guitarist could take those duties.
 
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John Furrman said:
Is Ripley getting better?
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If by getting better you mean a disturbing increase in both the frequency and amplitude of his rage fueled chimp outs accompanied by sinking in to Mariana Trench level depths of despair in between, the answer is unequivocally yes.

On the other hand, if you mean making real, tangible progress towards a healthier physical and mental existence, with the goal of self-actualization and the discovery of inner peace guiding him along the way, then eh, not so much.
 
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Emperor Percival Tachyon said:
An interesting connection I'd like to note, given that Kevin recently appeared on this same channel, a couple days ago. Last year, Ash Coyote gifted Rioley a fursuit and he was even featured in the video. I have no idea what's happened to the suit since then, or if Rioley's burned bridges with Ash as well, but just another connection in the rat-king Kev-o-sphere

Here's the video it happened in, I think it might have been noted on Kevin's thread before or something but like I said, I don't know what to make of it or what even became of it.
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I’d never seen Rioley on video before. Fake-crying over getting a fursuit, and just his whole body language is exceptionally aggressive, even when he’s trying to be thankful to others. Just look at the staring eyes, the facial expression as he’s rambling on about “feeling the love” - it’s pure religious fanatic serial killer. He’s actually terrifying in person, wow.

No wonder the cock butchers kicked him out.
 
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Great write up! Here's what I put in the Kevin thread for Ridley's history:

Outwith Quiddany said:
Basic info:

Brett Gaetano Lemke, from Madison, Wisconsin. Don't know how to make a dox box so I won't post addresses but currently in Oakland, CA.

Parents Bradley and Gayle Lemke (birth announcement)
DOB July 14, 1982
Father is a plastic surgeon. Website
At least one sister (deceased) Alicia Lemke who was a professional musician under the name Alice and the Glass Lake
Article about her death

Education:

BA from UC Davis in 2014, was in a Folklore Masters program at UC Berkeley (archive). TA'ed a course "The Forms of Folklore" at Berkeley and got a teaching award for it. Gave at least one conference talk about his research -- "Folklore 2.0"
Intersex:

He claims he has PAIS (partial androgen insensitivity syndrome). He mentions it during the futa surgery cancellation rant https://twitter.com/RipleyStorm/status/1408384822628687875 I guess he could have have had hypospadias (urethra opens at the wrong place) which was surgically corrected. Or possibly a bifid scrotum.

Music/IT company:

Wrote music reviews for Maximum Ink
Did at least some touring with Ghosts of Wyoming.
Runs Rooks Tower, LLC (archive) which seems to maintain websites for various musicians, and edit books for musicians.
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