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Looks like Marketing Sheriff LLC, Wisconsin's preeminent marketing firm, fell into delinquency once again:

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Source: https://www.wdfi.org/apps/CorpSearch/Details.aspx?entityID=M087810&hash=922605511
 
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Masked Venom said:
Looks like Marketing Sheriff LLC, Wisconsin's preeminent marketing firm, fell into delinquency once again:

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Source: https://www.wdfi.org/apps/CorpSearch/Details.aspx?entityID=M087810&hash=922605511
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Cat Attack said:
There’s no more free government gibs to be had so things like making sure your SEO firm is up to date on its business license are unimportant.
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They're making a big stink about going after companies that took PPP loans and pissed them away. Jer Bear better hope the (((government))) isn't as angry and autistic as us.
 
You actually can buy a title, but not from a company like this. That land they are advertising 100% belongs to someone who has no idea this is happening.

Pippa Middleton's father in law bought a lairdship, for instance. The difference is he's a filthy rich hedge fund manager. The type of guy who tries out Formula One racing for fun.

There's been this cottage industry of people buying noble titles that came to be with the rising of the merchant and bourgeoisie classes. Basically, impoverished aristocrats selling their titles and estates to rich merchant folk who want to social climb. Hell, Charles II even created a whole new title for landed gentry, baronet (right under a baron), just to sell them to rich fucks because when he took the throne he was flat broke.

Needless to say, this is prohibitively expensive and always has been, and no, you cannot get it by buying a 1 foot souvenir plot of land. In fact, Scotland banned the sale of souvenir plots. And yes, there is a lot of government red tape when it comes to the transfer of titles.

In typical Hollywood idiocy, apparently they were giving these out in the Oscars gift bags, which is hilarious.

I remember hearing the pitch for this from another YouTuber and laughing my ass off because it was so ridiculous and then finding a video debunking these things and yes, the comment section was full of shocked Quartering fans

As for the idiots going "But I can put it on my credit card and passport!!!" You can legally put anything on those docs by UK law as long as 1) You don't use profanity so calling yourself CockSmith Ass Strangler is out and 2) You're not impersonating anyone.

Vanity titles are a thing, but they are not, in fact, tied to any land, one foot or otherwise. They're titles like the ones the Queen gives out to her family, like the Duke of Cambridge or Earl Snowdon. Prince William doesn't actually own anything in Cambridge, he doesn't own or run the land or get any tax revenue. Same for his brother, the Duke of Sussex. And then there are the ones not even named after a British Duchy, like Avondale. This is in contrast to, say, the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall, which supply funds to the Queen and Prince of Wales respectively. Or regular Duchies like Northumberland, Norfolk, and Westminster, which involve tons of land ownership and funds. I am pretty sure the Duke of Westminster owns, like, 10% of London.

So yeah, vanity titles are real, but they have no ties to any land ownership and that's what literally makes them vanity titles. And yes, you can buy a title without being granted one by a monarch, but only if you have a spare 10 million lying around.

This was also kind of a thing in the 1800s with the "Dollar Princesses" - American Heiresses with enormous fortunes marrying dirt-poor lords who then used their wives' money to save or maintain their estates - specifically so they wouldn't have to actually sell their estates and titles. Winston Churchill's mom was a dollar princess. And famously Consuelo Vanderbilt was locked in her rooms until she finally relented and married the Duke of Marlborough, who told her on the wedding night that he only married her to save his home. They ended up getting the marriage annulled but it was this huge thing. Her memoir is great and I recommend it.

Sorry, didn't mean to word vomit, I just find this shit endlessly entertaining.
 
FernandoPooTragedy said:
You actually can buy a title, but not from a company like this. That land they are advertising 100% belongs to someone who has no idea this is happening.

Pippa Middleton's father in law bought a lairdship, for instance. The difference is he's a filthy rich hedge fund manager. The type of guy who tries out Formula One racing for fun.

There's been this cottage industry of people buying noble titles that came to be with the rising of the merchant and bourgeoisie classes. Basically, impoverished aristocrats selling their titles and estates to rich merchant folk who want to social climb. Hell, Charles II even created a whole new title for landed gentry, baronet (right under a baron), just to sell them to rich fucks because when he took the throne he was flat broke.

Needless to say, this is prohibitively expensive and always has been, and no, you cannot get it by buying a 1 foot souvenir plot of land. In fact, Scotland banned the sale of souvenir plots. And yes, there is a lot of government red tape when it comes to the transfer of titles.

In typical Hollywood idiocy, apparently they were giving these out in the Oscars gift bags, which is hilarious.

I remember hearing the pitch for this from another YouTuber and laughing my ass off because it was so ridiculous and then finding a video debunking these things and yes, the comment section was full of shocked Quartering fans

As for the idiots going "But I can put it on my credit card and passport!!!" You can legally put anything on those docs by UK law as long as 1) You don't use profanity so calling yourself CockSmith Ass Strangler is out and 2) You're not impersonating anyone.

Vanity titles are a thing, but they are not, in fact, tied to any land, one foot or otherwise. They're titles like the ones the Queen gives out to her family, like the Duke of Cambridge or Earl Snowdon. Prince William doesn't actually own anything in Cambridge, he doesn't own or run the land or get any tax revenue. Same for his brother, the Duke of Sussex. And then there are the ones not even named after a British Duchy, like Avondale. This is in contrast to, say, the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall, which supply funds to the Queen and Prince of Wales respectively. Or regular Duchies like Northumberland, Norfolk, and Westminster, which involve tons of land ownership and funds. I am pretty sure the Duke of Westminster owns, like, 10% of London.

So yeah, vanity titles are real, but they have no ties to any land ownership and that's what literally makes them vanity titles. And yes, you can buy a title without being granted one by a monarch, but only if you have a spare 10 million lying around.

This was also kind of a thing in the 1800s with the "Dollar Princesses" - American Heiresses with enormous fortunes marrying dirt-poor lords who then used their wives' money to save or maintain their estates - specifically so they wouldn't have to actually sell their estates and titles. Winston Churchill's mom was a dollar princess. And famously Consuelo Vanderbilt was locked in her rooms until she finally relented and married the Duke of Marlborough, who told her on the wedding night that he only married her to save his home. They ended up getting the marriage annulled but it was this huge thing. Her memoir is great and I recommend it.

Sorry, didn't mean to word vomit, I just find this shit endlessly entertaining.
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This is just another example of Jeremy taking sponsorships from anybody. He has no true morals.
 
Jeremy’s clickbaiting on Will Smith’s tirade on a weak pimp slap towards Chris Rock is the reason why Americans are focusing on the wrong issues that plague them today.
 
albert the programmer said:
Jeremy’s clickbaiting on Will Smith’s tirade on a weak pimp slap towards Chris Rock is the reason why Americans are focusing on the wrong issues that plague them today.
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Exactly, I can't speak for anyone but topics like this, I'll give an opinion on and move on from while focusing on issues that actually matter. I had to get off Twitter because it's all many were talking about and it sucked me in.

There's so much more shit going on, but his audience cares about the dumbest things. Jeremy only cares because he has claimed Will is woke and Chris has said something about cancel culture.

Jeremy has proven he's a content creator for low IQ people and cannot cover things that matter because that requires actual work and brain use. Even notice that? His topics aren't universally covered and he ignores ones that are, then he'll make up some click bait bs about the internet or Twitter going crazy over said topic and it's really not.
 
Anyone else find it odd that extremely based drama king Jeremy Hambly inserts himself into every drama on the internet, even when it doesn’t involve him, yet all of a sudden Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette is going back and forth with his buddy Sargon of Akkad over Erik roasting Jeremy’s Lord of the Rings hot takes and not so much as a single tweet?

What’s the problem Pounder? I thought you were a spicy heavyweight don’t tell me you are scared to respond to a guy who trolls boomers in YouTube comments for a living.

 
Hairy_assburgers said:
Exactly, I can't speak for anyone but topics like this, I'll give an opinion on and move on from while focusing on issues that actually matter. I had to get off Twitter because it's all many were talking about and it sucked me in.

There's so much more shit going on, but his audience cares about the dumbest things. Jeremy only cares because he has claimed Will is woke and Chris has said something about cancel culture.

Jeremy has proven he's a content creator for low IQ people and cannot cover things that matter because that requires actual work and brain use. Even notice that? His topics aren't universally covered and he ignores ones that are, then he'll make up some click bait bs about the internet or Twitter going crazy over said topic and it's really not.
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In my angry, autistic opinion it is strange how he really got away with not only being a Mundane Matt clone, but a worse Mundane Matt clone, in the current year and still made it work. People ripped poor Boulderboi to shreds, every prior to Flaggate, for being a personality lacking charisma vacuum who just halfheartedly read news articles and asked "Well what do you think of that, viewer?!" and yet here's Based Boy, doing that exact same thing, but worse.
 
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
In my angry, autistic opinion it is strange how he really got away with not only being a Mundane Matt clone, but a worse Mundane Matt clone, in the current year and still made it work. People ripped poor Boulderboi to shreds, every prior to Flaggate, for being a personality lacking charisma vacuum who just halfheartedly read news articles and asked "Well what do you think of that, viewer?!" and yet here's Based Boy, doing that exact same thing, but worse.
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I’m not steeped in mundane Matt lore but wasn’t his downfall that YouTube flagging controversy?

I hate to keep mentioning this but Jeremy’s secrets to success are understanding how to manipulate the YouTube algorithms to get preferred ranking, tricking the automatic moderation engine, and his incredibly high video output. Clearly people exist who are bland and dumb enough this content appeals to them and Jeremy has dedicated his entire life to finding them and pandering to them.
 
Cat Attack said:
I’m not steeped in mundane Matt lore but wasn’t his downfall that YouTube flagging controversy?

I hate to keep mentioning this but Jeremy’s secrets to success are understanding how to manipulate the YouTube algorithms to get preferred ranking, tricking the automatic moderation engine, and his incredibly high video output. Clearly people exist who are bland and dumb enough this content appeals to them and Jeremy has dedicated his entire life to finding them and pandering to them.
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That was his downfall, but he had fallen out of favor as "one of the boys" for a long time prior. The Night of the Fallen Boulder just finished the job.
 
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