Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

Cynthia Behave said:

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I see nick has a type. Is this a Duck Dynasty fan club meetup? Its like two types of guys, nerdy Poindexter types and failed ZZ top wannabes with a beer gut. What a selection. Maybe Nick was actually turned on by Jack Murphy the whole time and he was just sad that striped beard wasn't eating his ass.

200MB said:

This sideshow is even worse than I imagined! No wonder these people all think Sally and Egalitarian are 10s.

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Nick on the first show after the meetup: "So I got a $1500 fine because someone jizzed on one of the chandeliers... Not even mad, just impressed HUHUHAHAHAHAHAA!!!"

Cynthia Behave said:

PHOTO DUMP FROM VEGAS MEET-UP

Super glam crowd *cough*

Putting these here for laughs and posterity in case any of these degens end up as a mass shooter or something. (I'd l'lol' that statement but it's a little too possible...)

Quality sucks on the first set of screenshots. They were mostly taken from an iPhone YT stream which has since been privated.

Spoiler: Pics, some usernames to faces & a probable Sally

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Lone Black man is The Lead Attorney from YouTube:
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Oh, hi Sally:
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Zoomed here (pretty sure it's her) - we know she's already met with Nick in Vegas:
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A Few Usernames to Faces...

Fwiw, all I know about Darkomen42 is that he lives in Boone, NC and is TOTALLY obsessed with guns, including semi-automatics for which he's discussed getting off the black market from Turkey ..... ????? (Is that a thing?)

Urse and Lostnconfused have always been nice enough in chat. I never really tracked them.

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Okay, the kinda scary creature below with Nick is Mistie. Her user pic is on the right. Ummmmm....
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Miscellaneous:

One of the t-shirts Nick gave out:

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I think the idea is that this is Nick arriving in this monster-limo. It was posted somewhere without context.
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More pics will probably drop in the next day or two. I'll post any that seem interesting as edits here.

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That's giving me some IP2 vibes. Knowing Nick's recent behavior, IP2 type shenanigans are probably not too far off.

Strix454 said:

Dick Masterston for some reason tweeted out a picture of him standing next to Branca in a parking lot. There is no sign yet of any Camelot stream even though Nick himself retweeted something about it today.


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Branca's smiling because he's fingering Dick's asshole. Dick is intrigued by the new sensation of having a relatively *small* object put up his butthole.

Balldo's Gate said:

One thing all the Jim fans in their Jim hats have taught us is the people who try to insert their favorite Internet celebrities

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Um, as a libertarian, I prefer the term “cryptocelebrity,” thanks

Spaded Dave said:

To be fair this "extortion" is in response to, and an attempt to dissuade, dried up cunts abusing YouTube TOS to silence the speech of people they don't like who are critical of them. I can't say I wouldn't do the exact same thing, except that I would have never gated content to be "nice" in the first place. All it really amounts to is reminding someone of the Streisand Effect and giving a concrete promise that it will happen.

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What's Farans beef with the Clip Channels?

Procrastinhater said:

What's Farans beef with the Clip Channels?

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She's a wine mom coomer who constantly does embarrassing things on streams thinking that they won't be available forever, but wants to be taken seriously because she was a "real reporter."

Joe is showing that Nick isn't special and anyone could replicate what he does.
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Joe is clearly way better at handling superchats as there are fewer dead zones. Picked the charts based on similar superchat amounts.

Potatoherder said:

Joe is showing that Nick isn't special and anyone could replicate what he does.
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Joe is clearly way better at handling superchats as there are fewer dead zones. Picked the charts based on similar superchat amounts.

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I tuned in for a moment to Joe's stream last week. He was admonishing the chat for referring to the Murdaugh judge as an AA hire, among other things. I laughed and clicked off.

Spaded Dave said:

To be fair this "extortion" is in response to, and an attempt to dissuade, dried up cunts abusing YouTube TOS to silence the speech of people they don't like who are critical of them. I can't say I wouldn't do the exact same thing, except that I would have never gated content to be "nice" in the first place. All it really amounts to is reminding someone of the Streisand Effect and giving a concrete promise that it will happen.

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LNC is a chick. I know the YT account behind it. Back in the early days they were shilling themselves as the one running it. I will see if I can find some receipts.

Potatoherder said:

Joe is showing that Nick isn't special and anyone could replicate what he does.
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Joe is clearly way better at handling superchats as there are fewer dead zones. Picked the charts based on similar superchat amounts.

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Joe doesn't read every SC, but he is clearly a Nick imitator. He is still putting on effort, and a lot of people like the grandfatherly tone he sets out. Even if he is a boomer and knows as little as Nick of the real world, his genuine faith gives hope to many that he will not turn into a coomer.

Kheapathic said:

I want to say based, but won't... ... ... I'll just say broken clock and twice a day and all that.

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1.) It isn't true.

2.) Let's pretend for a moment, that it was true. Sperging out at a pop singer because he doesn't appreciate your t-shirt marketing a different pop group is the antithesis of based.

3.) Nigger has to be an ex-niggalo. How else would he be getting close enough to Pozzy-J to be arguing about t-shirts? He probably abandoned them when his favourite pop group stopped pretending to be fatbad-assed and came out as God-fearing Christians.

Cynthia Behave said:

PHOTO DUMP FROM VEGAS MEET-UP

Super glam crowd *cough*

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zyclonPD said:

I see nick has a type. Is this a Duck Dynasty fan club meetup? Its like two types of guys, nerdy Poindexter types and failed ZZ top wannabes with a beer gut. What a selection. Maybe Nick was actually turned on by Jack Murphy the whole time and he was just sad that striped beard wasn't eating his ass.

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Yeah I was expecting a lot of weebs (and clearly Nick was too based on the shirt he was apparently giving out) but I'm surprised about all the people copying the Duck Dynasty facial hair. Where the fuck did they come from?

Now I thought I'd give myself a challenge and work through the pictures posted by @Cynthia Behave to identify people in them who I'd actually be willing to talk to if, by some terrible twist of fate, I found myself at the Ahern last night.

Cynthia Behave said:

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Unlike most people at the event, this guy looks quite normal, though vaguely like the Dollar General version of Gonzalo Lira.

I'd be more than willing to sit next to him to find out what four things Andrew Branca is.

Cynthia Behave said:

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We only have a side profile here, but unlike many of the attendees of Nick's event I do not get the impression from this guy's hair or facial hair that he just crawled out of Ethan Ralph's swamp, so I would probably be prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Cynthia Behave said:

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Like the two previous pictures, the guy raising his hand here looks decently normal and well-groomed. I'm really hoping this isn't CGoody, because then I'd have to keep clear.

The same can be said for the woman in the back, but I'm ruling her out since she appears to be the most attractive woman at the event and was probably slammed with attention all night by the Duck Dynasty LARPers. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick and Dick were fighting over who called dibs first before they both ended up striking out. I'm at least confident she isn't CGoody, though.

As for the two other guys, I can't really tell since they are obscured behind the first person. It's possible that these four are all normal people who had never met before, but figured out when they got there else at the event that they needed to stick together against the freaks and seized control of this portion of the seating area.

Cynthia Behave said:

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This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen since this:

Also this. Jesus fucking Christ.

Look at this soyfaced motherfucker. I swear I lost half my testosterone just looking at this gaping cocksucker.

Also I love the expression the woman has. She realizes she's standing next to a gigantic faggot, doesn't she?

Swole McPole said:

3.) Nigger has to be an ex-niggalo. How else would he be getting close enough to Pozzy-J to be arguing about t-shirts? He probably abandoned them when his favourite pop group stopped pretending to be fatbad-assed and came out as God-fearing Christians.

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He was probably seething because his faggalo father figure turned into a furfaggalo.
Violently Gay is now a Furfaggalo

AnOminous said:

Look at this soyfaced motherfucker. I swear I lost half my testosterone just looking at this gaping cocksucker.

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Fear Grimace, the most curb-stompable expression to ever exist.

”Man” Who Was Curb-Stomped said:

You won’t curb-stomp me!

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RotPockets said:

Fear Grimace, the most curb-stompable expression to ever exist.

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We actually have a thread just for this expression, and I posted this picture there.

Never trust anyone who makes this face. They are weak.

Potatoherder said:

Joe is clearly way better at handling superchats as there are fewer dead zones. Picked the charts based on similar superchat amounts.

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Nick's superchats are rather unhealthy in that most of the money is coming in big chunks from a relatively small circle of people. Joe's superchats reflect more engagement by more people with the stream content.
Nick's great advantage was being early to the game. But he has given up his advantage and all sorts of people are moving in to take over his space. These other people are showing how much more potential the law format had and how Nick might have been able to grow his channel way bigger if he had been willing to put the work into it.

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Also this. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Also I love the expression the woman has. She realizes she's standing next to a gigantic faggot, doesn't she?

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I hate to say it, but it calls to mind “Kyle Rittenhouse with a fake beard.”

DiggieSmalls said:

What a motley crew of weird fucks

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Welcome to the internet, you must be new here.

Balldo's Gate said:

One thing I found interesting in Emily Baker's videos while looking at her view counts was that she had informative timestamps built into the streams.

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Nick's inherently lazy. No one even knows what RyanTheEditor does. One would think doing timestamps and shorts for Rekieta would be an easy thing to task someone with.

Fun fact: the Vegas show started an hour late. A few fans even left, apparently. Even fangirl Katie MacQueen on his Locals was rolling her eyes about how unorganized the event was.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:

Ron Coleman and Ty Beard seems to have shown up.

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For sure. There are lots of pics out there of Branca, Coleman, Beard, Cody (Camelot), Dick, etc. I was just focused on the fans bc they all get so bent out of shape about Kiwi and "doxxing". I think it's hilarious.

(I was also laughing at EgalitarianBtch being a total Karen in chat last night. When people were looking for a stream to watch the show, she was basically, like, 'Um, no. People paid good money to be there. It is not our right to watch it.' EB, it's 2023. Everyone live streams panels at Anime Matsuri, ComicCon, etc. Did u just get to the Internet?)

Balldo's Gate said:

Did anyone manage to archive it?

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Yes but the person who initially streamed it has a lot of goodwill in the fandom. Unless she gives permission, I doubt it'll get posted.

That said, it WAS professionally recorded (I have a pic of the cameraman). I assume Nick wants to review before posting.

Btw, Nick said some REALLY offensive stuff about Monty's MN lawyer who apparently actually has a Downs kid. Cue jokes from Nick about retards, etc. I'm sorry, that's just gross.

Potatoherder said:

I wonder if Nick will talk a stance if Faran and Chrissy go after the good clipper.

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I don't think LawNerdClips has clipped either of them - much. She's just a huge fangirl for the "real" lawyers.

Regardless, Nick is gonna have to address the Divinity vs Faran issue - again - after saying he wouldn't.

It's gonna be a LawTube shitstorm for at least the next week or two. Also, there are legitimate questions about fair use, copyright, freeze peach (I'm learning the Kiwi vernacular, Farmers), etc.

Balldo's Gate said:

He clearly has a parasocial relationship with Nick

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As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has said, LawNerdClips is indeed a woman. If anyone has any doubts see this on her channel's About tab. No grown-ass man uses emojis like that. Meanwhile, the town gossip, Cory/Cgoody, told me who was behind the account.

And, yes, her parasocial bonds to Nick are pretty apparent.

Procrastinhater said:

What's Farans beef with the Clip Channels?

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TLDR: Faran's def made some big streaming missteps. In the meantime, arguably DivinitySaid has been harassing Faran and it got very personal. Div has posted at least 8 clip vids that drag Faran very hard. Two of them weren't particularly transformative. One of the strikes Faran hit her with has Divinity "clipping" 15 straight min of Faran's content without any commentary, captions, etc.