Looking at this massive bomb of autism one has to wonder, what is the point of this LARP? This seems like a lot of work and for what? If it's to piss off tractors I would say it's wasted as most aren't even aware of it.
This is contained mostly to this little corner of the Kiwi DSP board.
Reading those messages one really have to wonder just how much brain damage they do have.
Power or personal entertainment, sure. But this guy in particular seems to have some sort of vendetta against "the trolls". This dude talks about trolls nonstop in Phil's chat, which makes it extra sad when he does shit like this.
In this video, he tips Phil and cries about Phil "not having his back" after he got rid of all of Phil's trolls. This is seemingly an admission that he is SuperHound.
* These are just the cringiest / most laughable chat logs about trolls from his 3 most recent aliases.
This guy has been typing schizophrenic nonsense and diatribes against trolls in Phil's chat since before we could even collect chat logs.
The thing about being short does give results on the Dominic Vanner thread, which you may already know.
Just as an observation, because with all the info on here, one can always do gayops/double/triple gayops and pretend to be someone else, again, for personal entertainment.
Like with other people, nothing stops me from making a username with 3 words, or as a reference to some obscure band I Googled yesterday. Complement that with old mannerisms archived in the public chatlogs, and there, you have a cookie trail, now all I need is a spark to start the reaction.
That's the reason why I'm generally not that interested in these games, unless they do something worthy of attention.
It's reminiscent of early teenage humour where you totally think it's cool to type out an offensive word but in actuality it isn't because of it's spelling and that's like super funny and edgy bro. It's plain as day that people like dasbooschitt have the maturity level and emotional intelligence of someone that never grew out of their high school mindset and why they bend over backwards for edgy contrarian fuckwits like Phil.
What's the bait? If this is bait, then this guy is literally the same thing as that which he makes fun of. He lives in a bombed out shack somewhere in the middle of nowhere, with as many oreo cups in the background as teeth.
This would be like getting buttfucked, and when someone calls you a fag, you laugh at them for "taking the bait" and believing that you're a fag. Jokes on them, you were only *pretending* to be a faggot...
This was actually interesting for me to watch (Lummox has an abridged version). Six70two seems like a semi-normal person but under some pignosis. They basically just tell Wings to stop being lazy and more like DSP.
This was actually interesting for me to watch (Lummox has an abridged version). Six70two seems like a semi-normal person but under some pignosis. They basically just tell Wings to stop being lazy and more like DSP.
It depends on the criteria, which can be subjective if it's not standarized. Luckily, there are some guides that you can adhere to:
If you're going to classify contributors by money spent (as opposed to motives: ironic supporter, honest fan, etc), you can do so by amount of dollars in the previous 30 days for example.
So here, a "Mermaid" would have spent between 25$ (included) and 50$ (non-included, so like 49.99$) in the past 30 days. It also only applies to direct contributions (tips, superchats, subscriptions, bits (if he was on Twitch), etc), but not indirect ones, like you (for some reason) allowing AIDS ads when playing one of his videos.
@Piece of Peace You're the main person who closely follows this on here, so it's your honor to set the ranges and names for such contributors if you don't like the above.
It depends on the criteria, which can be subjective if it's not standarized. Luckily, there are some guides that you can adhere to:
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If you're going to classify contributors by money spent (as opposed to motives: ironic supporter, honest fan, etc), you can do so by amount of dollars in the previous 30 days for example.
So here, a "Mermaid" would have spent between 25$ (included) and 50$ (non-included, so like 49.99$) in the past 30 days. It also only applies to direct contributions (tips, superchats, subscriptions, bits (if he was on Twitch), etc), but not indirect ones, like you (for some reason) allowing AIDS ads when playing one of his videos.
@Piece of Peace You're the main person who closely follows this on here, so it's your honor to set the ranges and names for such contributors if you don't like the above.
I've heard of the term shrimp when it comes to mobile games, because most of the time someone who whales will eat the "shrimp" so there's no competition. Didn't know there was an entire list though.
It depends on the criteria, which can be subjective if it's not standarized. Luckily, there are some guides that you can adhere to:
View attachment 4656703
If you're going to classify contributors by money spent (as opposed to motives: ironic supporter, honest fan, etc), you can do so by amount of dollars in the previous 30 days for example.
So here, a "Mermaid" would have spent between 25$ (included) and 50$ (non-included, so like 49.99$) in the past 30 days. It also only applies to direct contributions (tips, superchats, subscriptions, bits (if he was on Twitch), etc), but not indirect ones, like you (for some reason) allowing AIDS ads when playing one of his videos.
@Piece of Peace You're the main person who closely follows this on here, so it's your honor to set the ranges and names for such contributors if you don't like the above.
I think a good example of a dolphin is six70two. He can spend anywhere from 10-50 bucks a month on Phil, maybe more sometimes. If he started dropping 100-200 bucks a month on Phil, then he'd be whale status. I think it would be interesting to find an example of someone who crossed over from dolphin > whale, or minnow > dolphin, etc. The only thing that comes to mind is DasBoSchitt, who seemingly became a whale out of nowhere, but it's probably likely that he did small contributions "behind the scenes" before fully whaling out as Pastryarchy.
I think a good example of a dolphin is six70two. He can spend anywhere from 10-50 bucks a month on Phil, maybe more sometimes. If he started dropping 100-200 bucks a month on Phil, then he'd be whale status. I think it would be interesting to find an example of someone who crossed over from dolphin > whale, or minnow > dolphin, etc. The only thing that comes to mind is DasBoSchitt, who seemingly became a whale out of nowhere, but it's probably likely that he did small contributions "behind the scenes" before fully whaling out as Pastryarchy.
Welcome Stuttering Craig! Since you decided to willfully enter the vortex, let this be an official introduction. Craig currently runs a failing youtube channel with views in 1K-2K range with the notable exceptions being when he talks about the glory days of screwattack or about the AVGN. Speaking of AVGN, nobody remembers who the fuck Stuttering Craig is/was outside of people who went to screwattack to watch the Nerd and maybe the occasional top 10 video. Similarities to DarkSydePhil
Craig helped form Screwattack in 2006 with Handsome Tom (Thomas Hanley Jr.) before backstabbing him and taking full control of Screwattack. He would later sell screwattack to RoosterTeeth. His website only ever gained popularity because Youtube was still garbage and so the only place to hear anything on video games was Screwattack. Rather than admit that he is a failure, Craig, on his sidescrollers podcast, has instead chosen to blame others for why things are the way they are instead. He is passive aggressive as fuck and on one of the "Top 10 Multiplayer PC Games" list, he started the video by saying "Now stop asking for it". Being as cultured as Phil, Craig called the main characters in "Asterix and the Great Rescue" as being the gayest characters in video games despite admitting that he has no clue why they're popular outside of North America. When Craig has been called out for being a douche or a dumbass, he has often called his critics to be bullies, which is what happened when he started to attack detractors on Twitter and then blocking anyone who dared to disagree with him.
He also has a right-wing grifter of a brother (Brad) who is extremely into right-wing and vaccine conspiracy theories. He also fancies himself as a musician but his music sucks (https://twitter.com/FiveTimesAugust)
This clip about the Wii hasn't aged well and it encapsulates the type of "humor" Craig still has
What he used to look like What he looks like now
Name: Craig Richard Skistimas
Nickname: Stuttering retard Craig
Date of Birth: June 17th, 1981 Age 41
Job: Vice President of content at PraireFire
Phone Number: (214) 697-5044
Emails: craig@screwattack.com / cskistimas@fullscreen.com / craig@fullscreen.net / craig.skistimas@roosterteeth.com / craig@gameattackteam.com
Education: University of North Texas - BA in Journalism (1999 - 2005) / Graduated from Edward S. Marcus High School College "Achievements"
Highlights
- Failed Basketball player, was in the NBA Development League from 2005 -2006
- He was a participant on Spike TV's "Slamball" from May to August of 2003
-Anti- Vaxxer
-Hates faggots and doesn't believe that the alphabet people should have a full month dedicated to their faggotry
- Believes that the military should be given more appreciation
-Has a high opinion of himself and believed that G4 should've asked him for his opinion/advice on what to do
-Blamed one of the recent Wolfenstein games for the pussification of the United States
-Usual right-wing theories, not important unless you're a liberal who hates all conservatives
- Used his personal email, which was also what he used for his work email. for "Adult Friend Finder" which is "thebest dating site to find adult singles and swingers for discreet hookups and casual sex nearby" (Thanks @Lester Jones )
Address: 119 Meadow Knoll Dr. Double Oak TX 75077 - Denton County
Wife: Kristen Elizabeth Skistimas Ranker
Date of Birth: May 1986 Age 36
Email: kristenranker@yahoo.com
Phone Number: (214) 763-3576
Job: Housewife
Wedding Anniversary: July 31st
Daughters: MacKenzie (Born March 26th, 2012 Age 10) and Madelyn (Born in May or June of 2014 Age 7)
MacKenzie (Left) and Madelyn MacKenzie
MacKenzie on her first birthday
There's also half-naked pictures of the girls on Kristen's facebook but I won't post those here. If you want to be like Derich, then feel free to check it out[/Spoiler]
