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Tuesday August 29, 2023
COUPLE TRAVEL TO BANGKOK THAILAND!
Bangkok Travel
Tuesday August 29, 2023
COUPLE TRAVEL TO BANGKOK THAILAND!
Bangkok Travel
-Weāre in Thailand!
-Thai means āfoodā so weāre in the LAND OF FOOD!
-Just kidding.
-Thai means āhotā so weāre in the land of hot.
-Yeah thatās it.
-Also humid,
-Iām a little hot from all the walking around the airport. You know Iām not in the best shape.
-Bitch, youāre not a ālittleā anything.
-If I gave one iota of a fuck about Chantal, Iād have her climb onto a luggage carrier and hop that bitch right over to First Aid because bitch looks like sheās DYING. Iāve seen her pink and even red, but sheās fucking purple in that airport.
-Nothing a little fried chicken and rice wonāt fix.
-Gunt is displeased that she was asked for her passport and boarding pass to buy⦠water.
-Watching her plop her morbidly obese body into that poor innocent plane seat is horrifying.
Why is she taking this trip⦠absolutely nothing (so far) has seemed even tolerable.
-Gunt is also displeased that she must travel on a āsmallā plane. Discrimination and fat phobia goise! SHE FITS JUST FINE thank you very much. Excuse me, WAITRESS! Iād like to order some chicken and rice please!
-Itās only gonna be about an hour, but⦠waaah.
-Aww. Babyās first time on a train. How sweet.
-Weāre getting a ride to our gate so we donāt miss our next flight.
-Sure Jan.
-RIP golf cart.
-This reminds me; Iāve always been curious how she goes about lying in her videos, to cover up something FAT-related. Do you think she is sitting on the golf cart asking Salad-boy āBabe? What should we pretend is the reason weāre taking a golf cart to our gate? Should I say that our first flight ran late and we need to catch our connecting flight? That sounds believable, right?
-So happy weāre going on our first international trip together!
-ME TOO.
-OKAY ITāS TIME TO GET OFF!
-Thatās what she said.
-Yallah!
-I swear to God Iām so sick of that word.
-ITāS GOOD A/C HERE!
-Yeah.
-This is positively stimulating to watch.
-What is it with fatties and the film āPet Semataryā?
-Salad in VO: AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLANE IS A LUT LARGERR THAN THE PLEVIOUS ONE BUT MORE SOPHISTICATED AND LUGGUREEOUS. WIFFOUT A DOUBT. AND HEREāS MY FAKE WIFE, CHANTAL WHO IS STUNNINGK AS USUAL.
-Almost immediately they gave us these little snack crackers and cranberry juice. FOOD!
-Flew over India which was pretty cool.
-But still HOT.
-So my meal was some coke with a water, some kind of hamburger steak with delicious gravy, mashed potatoes and a cranberry sauce with a mixed veggie salad and a cheesecake dessert.
-This was Salad-Boyās meal: chicken, rice and <something> delicious.
-After dinner we had some cookies and nice fresh hot coffee.
-Four hours left. Sheās on her second movie.
-Coincidentally and definitely not because Qatar Airlines staff saw her, the middle seat wasnāt taken so they used it to spread out. Itās more spacious and more comfortable for us.
-We could use the middle tray since mine doesnāt come down because of my sizeā¦
-LOL FAT.
-But itās okay the tray was fine and we still got to hold hands most of the flight.
-Our little rule breakers.
-They gave us this breakfast sandwich that had beef and egg in a flaky pastry; salad-boy thought it was really delicious. I actually did think it was pretty savory and tasty as wull.
-Played video monopoly for at least an hour.
-Fun.
-ALMOST THERE BABE.
-Yeah you canāt even see out the window; thatās how humid it is.
-We have to find our luggage. Which conveyor belt is it on? Thereās a million.
-The airport is huge.
-And Iām so full.
-They feed you every two hours. You can say no, but itās hard goise.
-Iām very hot and tired of this whole day of traveling.
-I donāt know any Thai.
-I need to get to the hotel and cold shower, I swear Iām so sweaty and so gross.
-Your words, not mine.
-When you get to Thailand you need to get a SIM card.
-Weāre gonna eat a million pounds of Pad Thai while weāre here.
-BITCH. There are hundreds of wonderful Thai dishes that arenāt Pad Thai. Expand those horizons as you expand your vile girth.
-This brainstem. I swear to God.
-Iāve literally never seen skin that color without a major sunburn. This bitch is actively dying, right in front of the whole world.
-I love that for her.
-I was amused at the juxtaposition of the 7-Eleven nestled among the tenements and street vendors, when all of a sudden I happened to notice the āYour Highnessā dispensary. Donāt think Gunt didnāt notice itā¦
-Picked up some halal Thai food here.
-(In Thailand, itās just called āfoodā you moron).
-THREE meals. <ahem>
-Chicken satay, spicy sauce, shrimp and rice.
-Weāre going to eat, weāre going to rest up, then weāre going to do all of the things.
-Yeah, so weāre fixinā to get two weeksā worth of Pad Thai mukbangs in their 20°C hotel room. yaaaay.
-Boye goise.
-Thai means āfoodā so weāre in the LAND OF FOOD!
-Just kidding.
-Thai means āhotā so weāre in the land of hot.
-Yeah thatās it.
-Also humid,
-Iām a little hot from all the walking around the airport. You know Iām not in the best shape.
-Bitch, youāre not a ālittleā anything.
-If I gave one iota of a fuck about Chantal, Iād have her climb onto a luggage carrier and hop that bitch right over to First Aid because bitch looks like sheās DYING. Iāve seen her pink and even red, but sheās fucking purple in that airport.
-Nothing a little fried chicken and rice wonāt fix.
-Gunt is displeased that she was asked for her passport and boarding pass to buy⦠water.
-Watching her plop her morbidly obese body into that poor innocent plane seat is horrifying.
Why is she taking this trip⦠absolutely nothing (so far) has seemed even tolerable.
-Gunt is also displeased that she must travel on a āsmallā plane. Discrimination and fat phobia goise! SHE FITS JUST FINE thank you very much. Excuse me, WAITRESS! Iād like to order some chicken and rice please!
-Itās only gonna be about an hour, but⦠waaah.
-Aww. Babyās first time on a train. How sweet.
-Weāre getting a ride to our gate so we donāt miss our next flight.
-Sure Jan.
-RIP golf cart.
-This reminds me; Iāve always been curious how she goes about lying in her videos, to cover up something FAT-related. Do you think she is sitting on the golf cart asking Salad-boy āBabe? What should we pretend is the reason weāre taking a golf cart to our gate? Should I say that our first flight ran late and we need to catch our connecting flight? That sounds believable, right?
-So happy weāre going on our first international trip together!
-ME TOO.
-OKAY ITāS TIME TO GET OFF!
-Thatās what she said.
-Yallah!
-I swear to God Iām so sick of that word.
-ITāS GOOD A/C HERE!
-Yeah.
-This is positively stimulating to watch.
-What is it with fatties and the film āPet Semataryā?
-Salad in VO: AS YOU CAN SEE THIS PLANE IS A LUT LARGERR THAN THE PLEVIOUS ONE BUT MORE SOPHISTICATED AND LUGGUREEOUS. WIFFOUT A DOUBT. AND HEREāS MY FAKE WIFE, CHANTAL WHO IS STUNNINGK AS USUAL.
-Almost immediately they gave us these little snack crackers and cranberry juice. FOOD!
-Flew over India which was pretty cool.
-But still HOT.
-So my meal was some coke with a water, some kind of hamburger steak with delicious gravy, mashed potatoes and a cranberry sauce with a mixed veggie salad and a cheesecake dessert.
-This was Salad-Boyās meal: chicken, rice and <something> delicious.
-After dinner we had some cookies and nice fresh hot coffee.
-Four hours left. Sheās on her second movie.
-Coincidentally and definitely not because Qatar Airlines staff saw her, the middle seat wasnāt taken so they used it to spread out. Itās more spacious and more comfortable for us.
-We could use the middle tray since mine doesnāt come down because of my sizeā¦
-LOL FAT.
-But itās okay the tray was fine and we still got to hold hands most of the flight.
-Our little rule breakers.
-They gave us this breakfast sandwich that had beef and egg in a flaky pastry; salad-boy thought it was really delicious. I actually did think it was pretty savory and tasty as wull.
-Played video monopoly for at least an hour.
-Fun.
-ALMOST THERE BABE.
-Yeah you canāt even see out the window; thatās how humid it is.
-We have to find our luggage. Which conveyor belt is it on? Thereās a million.
-The airport is huge.
-And Iām so full.
-They feed you every two hours. You can say no, but itās hard goise.
-Iām very hot and tired of this whole day of traveling.
-I donāt know any Thai.
-I need to get to the hotel and cold shower, I swear Iām so sweaty and so gross.
-Your words, not mine.
-When you get to Thailand you need to get a SIM card.
-Weāre gonna eat a million pounds of Pad Thai while weāre here.
-BITCH. There are hundreds of wonderful Thai dishes that arenāt Pad Thai. Expand those horizons as you expand your vile girth.
-This brainstem. I swear to God.
-Iāve literally never seen skin that color without a major sunburn. This bitch is actively dying, right in front of the whole world.
-I love that for her.
-I was amused at the juxtaposition of the 7-Eleven nestled among the tenements and street vendors, when all of a sudden I happened to notice the āYour Highnessā dispensary. Donāt think Gunt didnāt notice itā¦
-Picked up some halal Thai food here.
-(In Thailand, itās just called āfoodā you moron).
-THREE meals. <ahem>
-Chicken satay, spicy sauce, shrimp and rice.
-Weāre going to eat, weāre going to rest up, then weāre going to do all of the things.
-Yeah, so weāre fixinā to get two weeksā worth of Pad Thai mukbangs in their 20°C hotel room. yaaaay.
-Boye goise.
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