I finally have some time to dissect Coffeezilla's video in full. The video is 21 minutes and 23 seconds long, or 100 times longer than Boogie2988's bedroom performance.
Let's start up a lie counter shall we?
Time for my spergy essay.
>2:31: I don't think it is a pump and dump, it is a meme coin.
Lie. There's no way he doesn't know what a scam shitcoin is.
>2:40: I never knew who pump.fun was until...
He didn't answer the question, responds with a total non-sequitur. This successfully derails the conversation to "Boogie2988 doesn't know the website pump.fun... (therefore he is innocent)".
>3:50: If you want to be broke like me, buy my shitcoin, that is what I said in my Tweet
2 Lies. 1) He is certainly not broke. 2) He didn't say that in his original Tweet. It was in a video that came after the Tweet.
>4:30: Get people into my community and hang out...
Lie. Boogie2988 seriously think the shitcoin he's about to peddle functions like a paid Discord server???
>4:50: I told them they won't make money...
Yet another non-response and attempt at manipulation.
>5:20: companies spend money to get their name out...
Lie. This was Boogie2988 responding to Coffeezilla telling him they obviously expect a greater return when they sponsored him. Exposure also translates to returns, Boogie2988 knows this.
>6:24: If the community is dead I won't have anybody to talk to.
Lie. You will.
>6:39: Boogie2988 realises that playing dumb pretending he doesn't know what pump.fun is and how shitcoin scams work.
He is now executing Plan B: sob stories. The intention is emotional manipulation.
>6:51: I have so much free time, I don't have places to go, money to spend... I am literally fighting for my life... fake cancer
4 lies. He's on vacation right now which costs money. He is not fighting for his life, he's fighting the tenth Big Mac meal of the hour. I have seen no proof of his alleged cancer. 4 lies in less than a minute, stellar.
>7:09: I was given $5000 upfront
Lie. We now know he was paid in full.
>7:40: If you are telling me that I believe you.
Duo of lies. This is a two-fold lie. If Boogie2988 believed it, he'll just concede. He didn't, so he doesn't believe what Coffeezilla said. Therefore, he lied once in the statement and lied again from his actions.
>8:14: The money is already spent. Hospital... pay debts...
Three lies in less than 5 seconds.
>8:48: ... nobody will buy this... I was not expecting that
Two lies. Later he said it's for cryptobros and he expected them to goof around, therefore people will be buying it.
>8:56: I honestly don't want anybody to lose money.
Lie. Bullshit. He wouldn't have taken the sponsorship if this were the case.
>9:01: There will be some trading, I thought people would buy enough coins to join the community...
See? Originally he said nobody will buy it. Look at how quickly the story is changing.
>9:10: I wasn't expecting that anyone would see this as an investment...
Lie. You took the sponsorship you fat liar.
>9:34: I pretty much lost most...
Lie. He didn't. As calculated before, he lost at most $50,000 from his shitcoin investments in the past.
>10:24: I believe if I got paid to tell you don't buy something I'll gladly take the money... to tell you to invest smartly
Two lies. He somehow contradicts himself within two sentences.
>10:58: I thought it would go viral as a meme as a joke as a comedy bit
Three lies. All he wanted was that juicy easy $10,000.
>11:10: I didn't expect anyone to make an investment a large investment why would they I told them not to
Two lies. He's sown a web of lies and now he's stumbling on his words.
>11:36: I hold none of the coins... 2%
Lie. 2% total is none? Lie again, because we now know it's 2.5%.
>11:44: I don't have a way to receive that.
Lie. He received $5,000 cash but thought there's no way to receive the profits from the shitcoin that was held on his behalf?
>11:47: I don't know what good that does for me.
Lie.
>11:52: 2% of nothing is nothing so who cares
Two lies. Earlier he said he wanted this to go viral. Now he's saying 2% of nothing is nothing though he previously said he can't get it, despite being paid.
>12:06: No I won't sell... won't be able to get a hold of it, I have no wallet
Three more lies.
>12:24: I am in dire need of money, I have a lot of medical bills, fighting cancer, not to fuck around with my healthcare too much
FOUR lies. Unsubstantiated cancer, no proof of any medical bills, and he's still gouging his face with cheeseburgers so obviously he doesn't care about his health.
>12:51: I very much need the money, I'm on $1,800 of medications right now, $2,000 mortgage...
Three lies? Wasn't his mortgage $1,800 or $2,900 as he claimed in Mike Clom's documentary?
>13:17: I'm sorry for that.
No you're not. Lie.
>13:25: You're buying into a community that's there to make fun of me...
Lie. Earlier he said no one will buy it and he didn't expect anyone to, now it's a community?
>13:34: As a cryptobro come in and throw me a bone...
Lie. You need a salad not a bone you fat faggot.
>13:40: That's for millionaires
Lie. You said no one would buy it.
>14:02: MANIPULATION ALERT!!!! You're talking about a grift every company does... Patreon, YouTube memberships...
He's conflating a scam with Patreon, really Boogie2988, really?
>14:35: My intention was to be a spectacle...
Lie. Originally it was to pay bills. This is what, the third story? It went from a coin no one would buy to something for cryptobros, something for millionaires, then to a community and now it's this? Fifth story? I lost count.
>14:50: Gotta be smart when investing... I said that on Twitter on telegram in the video now here...
4 lies? The video was about going broke, it had nothing to do with smart investments.
>15:15: Would it have an advertisement... I dunno, I dunno how you run your channel
He's once again conflating YouTube advertisement income with his scam. Ridiculous. The last part is a lie too, he knows what Coffeezilla does, that's why he tried to preemptively contact the man for some manipulation attempts.
>15:36: I'm now beginning to believe you're correct.
Lie. The next several hours he was on Telegram crying about it.
>16:06: Coffeezilla asks if Boogie2988 is willing to vacate the remaining $5,000 (which he lied about) to compensate for people that got scammed. Boogie2988 said it's going towards his medical bills. "I'm sorry to anybody who's disappointed, I have $1,100 medication, $300 medication, a bunch of medicine... I fully understand, it's a shitty thing to do I'm a shitty person... I'm okay with it.
A total of 9 lies in the span of several seconds. He's not sorry for anything, he doesn't believe any of that. We also saw he was very much not okay with it because he spent hours whinging at 5 am.
>17:05: Burning tokens, assess damage to see if there's a genuine impact and so on.
A gargled mess of coping and seething.
>17:35: I am currently selling every collectible I own, making YouTube videos as much as I can, make $20 per video if lucky... channel demonetised, have podcast, working as hard as possible, $2,000 a month from the podcast, total $3,500 a month, WITHOUT MEDICAL BILLS I NEED 6,000 TO SURVIVE (WTF????)
That's six lies in total? We know he's not selling every dumb manbaby toy he has and he's not making that many videos, he's not trying, his channel isn't demonetised, otherwise how is he making $20 per video. He also claims he needs $6,000 a month to survive which is just ridiculous.
Let's see: He claims he's making $3,500 a month, $2,000 comes from Lolcow Live. This leaves us with $1,500.
Patreon takes 8%, so that's $47.44 from Patreon.
$1452.56 is now unaccounted for.
He's uploaded about 16 videos in the past month and he claims he makes $20 each at best. That's maybe $300? $320 maximum?
So nearly $1132.56 is unaccounted for. Where is that coming from?
>18:05: With medical bills I need close to 8 or 9 (presumably thousand), ran out of savings, trying the best I can, sell everything
Lies after lies after lies. 4 lies. I will address his alleged medical bills later.
>18:20: I'm very sick it's difficult to get work.
Two lies. He's a fat fuck but still able bodied enough to push reports from a wagecuck cubical. It's not difficult, he's just lazy.
>19:08: Boogie2988 here claims it's a dream, he thought it was a joke, cryptobros are all multi-millionaires who can just burn $10,000, it's a bit
Five lies in total. He knew what he was doing and his integrity no matter how little of it was left was only worth $10,000 to him.
>19:24: I hope nobody loses money, I hope nobody makes money...
Which is it? Two lies. He doesn't care either way, he got his $10,000 and now he's on vacation.
>19:39: I did not expect (trading volume of 3 million+)
Bullshit. Lie. He knew it was a scam.
>19:44: You told me 5 minutes before I made the announcement.
LIE. TWO LIES. Didn't he previously say Coffeezilla responded AFTER he made the announcement? Now it's 5 minutes before? Also, he was paid that $10,000 5 days prior to contacting Coffeezilla? Therefore, whatever recommendations Coffeezilla would have given wouldn't have mattered anyway. Why even reach out? Yeah, damage control and manipulation.
>20:43: Coffeezilla asks Boogie2988 how he should stop useless e-celebrities from scamming people. Boogie2988 claims he needs time to think about it but immediately bombards him with a slew of coping and seething. He claims he didn't know it was a scam, he didn't know they wanted profits and people would buy it...
It's just a string of lies. He lied about needing time to think about it. He then lies about thinking it wasn't a scam despite telling people to not buy therefore he knew all along. There's like 5 more lies here.
>20:48: I will never do anything like this again.
Lie. See his Telegram messages, he was still promoting that after he got dogpiled by commentary vultures.
>20:52: I do have some integrity, I'm going to do the work, after that I will never do this again... if I had that understanding going into this I would have not done it.
4 lies. Previously he said he won't do it again. Now he says he'll still promote it. As we now know, he was getting paid an additional $100 a day to promote this shitcoin.
>21:21: It's cancer, people don't get better, but I do appreciate it.
He ends off with a LIE as well, actually two lies.
1. I have seen zero proof of his alleged cancer.
2. He appreciates what? He called Coffeezilla thinking the guy can be easily manipulated but it backfired in his fat face.
Let's tally this up, 21:23 minutes long video, 2:19 was the introduction. This gives us 19 minutes and 4 seconds.
- He lied a total of
97 (ninety-seven) times. That's on average
one lie every 12 seconds.
- He attempted to change the topic with gay non-sequiturs
three times.
- He attempted manipulation at least
5 times depending on your definition.
@Musashi's Son
Here's the full trajectory of his medical bills story.
1. $5,000 all spent to pay for medication and medical debt.
2. He then says it's $1,800 for medication.
3. Later he claims he needs $1,100 for medical bills, then he adds another $300 very swiftly, totaling to $1,400.
4. At the end, and I quote "8 to 9 a month to survive". He previously claimed he needs "$6,000 a month to survive which doesn't include medical bills".
Currently, he's making $3,500 a month. Mortgage he claims is $2000.
We calculated $1132.56 of unaccounted money.
This means his monthly medical bills are $2,000 to $3,000.
This means on top of the unaccounted money, he needs an additional $2,500 to survive a month, bringing the total expenses to upwards of $4,000 a month just to survive.
A fast Internet plan is maybe $100 a month? Let's say he spends $50 a day on UberEats takeaway slop because neither can cook, that's $1,500 down the gutter. Phone plan for $50 a month, utilities and whatever for $200 then council rates for $300? These are all ridiculous estimates for the shithole he lives in.
5. From here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/boogie-boogie2988-francis-steven-jason-williams.4062/post-18730106
$660. I'll include the fat pig pills too, $1160.
$5,000 -> $1,800 -> $1,400 -> $2,000 to $3,000 -> $1160
Kind of like his shitcoin. Watch his so called "medication" and "cancer" drop to zero as well.
(Unfortunately, this wasn't a chart of his heart rate.)
Boogie2988 is a FAT liar and he should DIE right now.
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". Boogie has spent his whole career doing this, saying things like "I love you guys very much", "we should spread love and kindness and care for one another", he's always used manipulative language like this.
