Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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What is it exactly that is happening to him? He's got shelter, food, clothing, a mother who lets his thirtysomething ass sit around all day and makes him pasta when she gets home from work. What is it that he cannot take anymore? Can he not find the remote? Did he lose his beard wax?

Is it really that he is being confronted with how incompetent and unloved he is in the SJW movement now that he cannot arrange a passport name change in time and no one gives a shit? I think I lost the thread somewhere in amongst all his whining.

It's a game of diminishing returns because if he's eternally 'I really can't take this anymore' & 'Hanging by a thread' without giving any context then sympathy fatigue sets in amongst his followers.

For all the guff about SJWs being accepting, they still have a hierarchy. Jake isn't useful within that hierarchy, he isn't even a functional human being. He got sold a pup.
 
Relax, she's just a fat chick. Plenty of those in the sea.
Behead all of those who insult Based Blue.

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Jake's had no activity since this tweet so it looks like we may be getting another Sunday suicide story. How will his cat miraculously save him this time?

Last time this happened Jake claimed he was in the process of killing himself with a toaster in a tub but his cat kicked in his bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub and made him realize that it was a bad idea.

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Before that, the cat "physically stopped" 200-300 pound man Jake Alley from killing himself.

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On another occassion, the cat "made it damn clear" it "couldn't deal with" Jake killing himself.

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I don't remember how far back we looked before, but this "my cat saved me from killing myself" schtick has been going on for over a year although the miraculous tales of how a cat is physically stopping him and kicking in doors seems to be a recent invention.
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Jake's had no activity since this tweet so it looks like we may be getting another Sunday suicide story. How will his cat miraculously save him this time?

Last time this happened Jake claimed he was in the process of killing himself with a toaster in a tub but his cat kicked in his bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub and made him realize that it was a bad idea.

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Before that, the cat "physically stopped" 200-300 pound man Jake Alley from killing himself.

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On another occassion, the cat "made it damn clear" it "couldn't deal with" Jake killing himself.

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I don't remember how far back we looked before, but this "my cat saved me from killing myself" schtick has been going on for over a year although the miraculous tales of how a cat is physically stopping him and kicking in doors seems to be a recent invention.

He might as well admit he's too pussy to end it all. It would save him the trouble of making these pathetic excuses for why he's such a failure he can't even kill himself properly.
 
Last time this happened Jake claimed he was in the process of killing himself with a toaster in a tub but his cat kicked in his bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub and made him realize that it was a bad idea.

If he's going to make shit up, he should have had the cat smash through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.
 
Jake's had no activity since this tweet so it looks like we may be getting another Sunday suicide story. How will his cat miraculously save him this time?

Last time this happened Jake claimed he was in the process of killing himself with a toaster in a tub but his cat kicked in his bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub and made him realize that it was a bad idea.

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Before that, the cat "physically stopped" 200-300 pound man Jake Alley from killing himself.

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On another occassion, the cat "made it damn clear" it "couldn't deal with" Jake killing himself.

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I don't remember how far back we looked before, but this "my cat saved me from killing myself" schtick has been going on for over a year although the miraculous tales of how a cat is physically stopping him and kicking in doors seems to be a recent invention.

Thanks, Jake's cat, for inventing the GFCI. You have made the bathroom a little safer for all of us.
 
Jake's had no activity since this tweet so it looks like we may be getting another Sunday suicide story. How will his cat miraculously save him this time?

Last time this happened Jake claimed he was in the process of killing himself with a toaster in a tub but his cat kicked in his bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub and made him realize that it was a bad idea.

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Before that, the cat "physically stopped" 200-300 pound man Jake Alley from killing himself.

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On another occassion, the cat "made it damn clear" it "couldn't deal with" Jake killing himself.

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I don't remember how far back we looked before, but this "my cat saved me from killing myself" schtick has been going on for over a year although the miraculous tales of how a cat is physically stopping him and kicking in doors seems to be a recent invention.

Maybe he's distraught over the absence of Daveykins from Twitter?
 
Jake's had no activity since this tweet so it looks like we may be getting another Sunday suicide story. How will his cat miraculously save him this time?


Before that, the cat "physically stopped" 200-300 pound man Jake Alley from killing himself.

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How is this crybaby faggot even getting electricity shutoff notices? Surely his mother is the one dealing with all the bills.
 
Under his Googleshng handle, Jake had made 15,200+ posts on this forum called Talking Time. Other than chimping out and having his name changed on this site (before it got changed back shortly after), Jake hadn't been active there and apparently the reason for that was that someone told him to fuck off. In the past week he has become active again and posting about random shit and revealing he has Overwatch ($40-60) and it can, unfortunately, be presumed he has been touching himself to D.Va, Symmetra, and whomever else.

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http://archive.is/MCI2p
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I'm not sure if we've found that post about him getting told to fuck off yet, assuming it was public.
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I don't know if we talked about this either, but Jake and his friends like to roleplay as "women of color." http://archive.is/0PXIt
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This should be one of Jake's friends as he says this (the same image Jake linked) is what he was going to play as. (TW)
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http://drmalpractice.tumblr.com/

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Jake's had no activity since this tweet so it looks like we may be getting another Sunday suicide story. How will his cat miraculously save him this time?

Last time this happened Jake claimed he was in the process of killing himself with a toaster in a tub but his cat kicked in his bathroom door and jumped into the bathtub and made him realize that it was a bad idea.

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Before that, the cat "physically stopped" 200-300 pound man Jake Alley from killing himself.

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On another occassion, the cat "made it damn clear" it "couldn't deal with" Jake killing himself.

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I don't remember how far back we looked before, but this "my cat saved me from killing myself" schtick has been going on for over a year although the miraculous tales of how a cat is physically stopping him and kicking in doors seems to be a recent invention.
"Biggest factor in my being suicidal lately is just that a friend ...... refusing to talk for a year"
Dated August 18th 2016

last tweet from Zoe to Jake August 19th 2015
Just saying....
 
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