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it was just sooooo trippy
02:45
Daisy Kay
Awesome Possum had a better message
02:46
Kommissar Mandar
I mean the story was really, really fucking creative
02:46
Daisy Kay
haha no
02:46
Kommissar Mandar
I thought it was!
02:46
Daisy Kay
I was saying no to Awesome Possum
02:46
Kommissar Mandar
ah ok
02:46
I never played awesome possum
02:46
Daisy Kay
There's an options screen
02:46
where you can adjust his annoying catch-phrases
02:46
on a sliding scale
02:47
Kommissar Mandar
that sounds pretty cool
02:47
Daisy Kay
from 0 to really annoying
02:47
Kommissar Mandar
haha
02:47
I went back and played Ecco when I was like 18 an appreciated it a lot more
02:48
WHen I was little I couldnt play it, I would actually get scared and turn it off
02:49
but the game's creator was a huge Pink Floyd fan
02:49
and all the music is inspired by Pink Floyd
02:49
the last level is called "Welcome To The Machine" : 3
02:50
Daisy Kay
Did you ever see the original My Little Pony movie
02:50
Kommissar Mandar
THE SHMOOZE?
02:50
Daisy Kay
no
02:50
Kommissar Mandar
I thought that was the original
02:50
Daisy Kay
the one with the actually scary bad guy
02:51
I guess it was actually like
02:51
on VHS tape first?
02:51
while the 86 movie was different.
02:52
Kommissar Mandar
imma have to look it up now
02:52
I had all that stuff on tape
02:52
My big sister gave them to me when she was done with them
02:52
all I get is the one with the shmooze
02:53
Daisy Kay
I always thought it would be cool to make a short movie where
02:54
the bad guys were cute ponys and the good guys were the monsters
02:54
Kommissar Mandar
hahaha
02:54
Daisy Kay
little ugly monster boys and girls banished from the cute kingdom for not being cute
02:54
Kommissar Mandar
I would love that
02:55
Daisy Kay
haha
02:55
Kommissar Mandar
The constricting social heirarchy of the cute
02:55
Daisy Kay
obviously some of the pretty ponies would want to rebel
02:55
Kommissar Mandar
oppressing the misfits
02:56
it's like...life
02:56
honestly
02:56
There's nothing I love more than a story that manages to take an 'ugly' or unconventional looking character and make you love the shit out of them
02:57
Daisy Kay
I like devils and monsters
02:57
and jagged teeth and horns
02:58
and freaky goat eyes
02:58
Kommissar Mandar
I love 'the goat sisters'
02:58
Daisy Kay
I like characters with deformities or "handicaps"
03:00
Kommissar Mandar
I have a thing in my stories for giving characters unconventional physical quirks
03:00
me too!
03:00
Daisy Kay
I think my favorite thing about How To Train Your Dragon
03:00
was how Hiccup did not magically get his limb back
03:00
he lost it and it was gone
03:00
Kommissar Mandar
I heard that was a really good movie
03:01
I need to see it
03:01
Daisy Kay
I guess I spoiled that part
03:01
Kommissar Mandar
lol its okay
03:01
Daisy Kay
but yeah at the end of the film he loses a part of his leg
03:01
Kommissar Mandar
I'd still watch it
03:01
Daisy Kay
and it stays that way.
03:01
Kommissar Mandar
keeps it real
03:02
Tyrion Lannister
03:02
Daisy Kay
haha one thing I always hated was how
03:03
Kommissar Mandar
Game of Thrones (the books) takes a hideously deformed midget and makes you want to fuck him because he's so badass
03:03
Daisy Kay
on any kids show
03:03
there would be a character with an eyepatch
03:03
Kommissar Mandar
he did not look like Peter Dinklage in the books lol
03:03
Daisy Kay
but the eye was fine underneath
03:03
Just once have it be a hole or white or something
03:03
Kommissar Mandar
Hector from Sanjay and Craig
03:03
Daisy Kay
really?
03:03
Kommissar Mandar
I believe he has an eye under there....
03:03
Daisy Kay
oh
03:04
Kommissar Mandar
unless I imagined it
03:04
I swear there was a scene where he like...peeks under it
03:04
I fucking love that show
03:05
Daisy Kay
It's protagonist is an american indian boy.
03:05
good job, Nick.
03:05
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
03:06
It's legitimately funny
03:06
Daisy Kay
I have been pushing for shows with all-girl casts.
03:06
or rather, dominantly girls.
03:06
Kommissar Mandar
without making them girly shows
03:07
Daisy Kay
rather than the 4 to 1 ratio
03:07
Kommissar Mandar
like a show with an actual plot
03:07
Daisy Kay
3 boys to every girl
03:07
ugh
03:07
Kommissar Mandar
rather than just solving cuddly inconveniences
03:07
Daisy Kay
I would make it 3 girls to every boy
03:07
I wanna give Wizzy a show. A black wizard girl.
03:07
I have some stuff for the show's bible already written/drawn out. I just need to organize it for a pitch.
03:08
Kommissar Mandar
I think people would go for it
03:09
Daisy Kay
http://butthug.com/search/wizzy
03:10
Kommissar Mandar
awww
03:10
I like Devv : 3
03:12
Daisy Kay
"I wanna be a jerk without people calling me a bitch"
03:12
that's a perfect summary of her
03:12
http://butthug.com/post/52366017015/obakeywizzyanddevv
03:12
Kommissar Mandar
awwwww : 3
03:13
I love your style so much
03:14
Daisy Kay
http://butthug.com/post/52883612645/obakeywizzydevv3
03:14
Kommissar Mandar
"so this is what old tapes smell like"
03:16
Daisy Kay
shit dog
03:16
Kommissar Mandar
haha
03:16
It reminds me of this good will type store they had in AZ where they sold a bunch of old electronics and clothes and nick nacks
03:18
me and by buddy would make a game of who could bring home the worst tape
03:18
I remember bringing home some animated bible monstrosity
03:19
Daisy Kay
those are always fun
03:21
McGee And Me
03:21
live-action mixed with animation
03:21
They were mostly harmless but the company that produced them, Focus On The Family, are notorious shits.
03:22
Kommissar Mandar
I'm not sure who produced this one
03:25
it was just horribly animated and all around terrible
03:25
Daisy Kay
was it musical
03:26
did it have animals
03:26
Kommissar Mandar
no animals and no music
03:26
god we had so many of them...
03:29
they were like 50 cents to a buck a piece lol
03:29
Daisy Kay
I used to find the tapes and then take a buttload of screenshots and video and share them
03:35
this was before youtube was a thing.
03:35
Kommissar Mandar
old school video sharing
03:36
Daisy Kay
I also shared game screenshots like that
03:43
instead of using an emulator.
03:44
oh, you know a game that's like Night Trap but even cheesier? Voyeur. Originally a CD-i game but it was later ported to pc.
03:45
Kommissar Mandar
I think I've heard of that
03:48
lemme see...
03:48
Daisy Kay
it's got some gross cheesy sexual content in it.
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
oooh boy
03:49
Daisy Kay
like something you'd see on HBO or Showtime.
03:49
Cinemax.
03:49
Skinemax.
03:49
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
03:50
because women walk around the house in full pefectly matching lingerie when they're home alone
03:50
I'm watching the intro now
03:50
oh god this seriously is just bad porn
03:50
Daisy Kay
just like night trap you have to be looking in the right room at the right time
03:51
Kommissar Mandar
"I'm afraid Frank's tied up right now"
03:51
My favorite game mechanic
03:51
Daisy Kay
but, in an interesting twist, the game is different each time you play it.
03:51
Kommissar Mandar
The acting is certainly up to CD-i par
03:52
Daisy Kay
despite being stupid as hell it's actual one of the "good" examples of FMV games.
03:52
It uses the concept of a game based entirely around video clips to its benefit.
03:52
Kommissar Mandar
it's cool that its different every time
03:53
though
03:53
I like when there's point and click mixed in with a little active combat too
03:53
Daisy Kay
Full Throttle
03:54
Kommissar Mandar
ah man this looks ridiculous
03:55
I like it
03:55
reminds me of 'It Came From The Desert'
03:57
Daisy Kay
what, Full Throttle?
03:57
Kommissar Mandar
mmm hmm
03:57
Daisy Kay
it's a very very beautifully animated game.
03:57
Kommissar Mandar
haha yes
03:57
its
03:57
its a good version of It Came From The Desert
03:57
Daisy Kay
that guy died of lung cancer despite not being a smoker.
03:59
Kommissar Mandar
= (
04:00
that's shit
04:01
Daisy Kay
well at least he lives on as Ben.
04:02
haha
04:02
what an awesome character
04:02
Kommissar Mandar
immortalized
04:02
Daisy Kay
I mean, like
04:02
okay, in point and click games usually a character will go "I can't do that"
04:02
but if you wanna punch someone out, Ben does it.
04:02
Kommissar Mandar
Ben don't give a fuck
04:03
Daisy Kay
gotta call mom when I wake up
04:04
Kommissar Mandar
aww
04:05
Yeah, I'm gonna tell my stepmom the news today
04:06
It'll certainly make her day
04:07
It's cool that you have a sweet mom
04:08
Daisy Kay
mom sweet mom
04:13
*curls up*
04:13
Kommissar Mandar
I'm jealous = (
04:14
all moms should be sweet
04:18
*exhales deeply*
04:27
just checked on my financial shit
04:27
I'll have enough money to move and pay you for a good while
04:28
Daisy Kay
*pet pet*
04:28
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
04:29
Daisy Kay
I need sleep
04:29
it's 6:30 golly gosh
04:29
Kommissar Mandar
*tucks you in*
04:29
*kisses you on the forehead*
04:30
Daisy Kay
shit I might get fired
16:09
Kommissar Mandar
Why on earth would that happen?
16:55
they can't lose you
16:55
methinks you're over-worrying about something
17:04
Let me know when you're around, sweetheart
17:29
Daisy Kay
yeah I just had a talk with the boss I mean it doesn't seem like he's firing me but he's not happy with my work either
17:29
Kommissar Mandar
I just don't think he's going to fire you
17:30
I don't see why he wouldn't be happy either
17:31
i see the cartoons you make, they're great
17:31
Are you still sure that it's okay that I come there?
17:35
Daisy Kay
I will tell you in a few days when he has come back from china
17:37
Kommissar Mandar
Listen
17:39
I had a quite a bit more than I thought I did
17:40
Whatever happens
17:40
I'll be able to help you, okay?
17:40
Daisy Kay
I'm just depressed right now.
17:41
I need to get back to work. I'll talk with you tonight.
17:41
Kommissar Mandar
Okay
17:42
hang in there, sweets
17:42
Daisy Kay
I'm fine
20:37
everything is going to be aaaall right. I was just shaken up today.
20:40
Kommissar Mandar
That's good to hear = )
20:42
You worry too much miss Daisy
20:42
blah
20:43
I just wrote something pretty dark
20:43
Daisy Kay
I will have to start waking up earlier.
20:43
Kommissar Mandar
poppy tea will put you to sleep if you need help sleeping
20:44
amongst other things
20:44
cleaned out the car today
20:45
turned out not to be as bad as last time lol
20:46
only two full bags full of trash this time around
20:46
makin her seaworthy
20:46
Gotta drive down to Long Island and Toms River
20:47
And literally...get some gold lol
20:47
That'll get me another good thousand bucks or more
20:48
Are you home?
20:49
Daisy Kay
I'm in my house.
20:51
Kommissar Mandar
okay
20:52
And you're absolutely sure it's not a problem if I come stay?
20:53
Daisy Kay
I would not mind. I hope you could put up with me...
20:53
Kommissar Mandar
pfffftt
20:53
Daisy Kay
ha ha sorry I feel like a wreck right now and I brought it upon myself.
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, because you're such an annoying asshole
20:54
I know the feel
20:54
I've been through many 'the talks'
20:54
I crunched numbers today
20:55
I have enough for about 5 months rent right off the bat, so that's a relief
20:55
it was 275 you said?
20:55
Daisy Kay
I am surprised
20:55
yeah.
20:55
or...
20:55
if you want to get down to the last penny it's 237.50
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow, even less
20:56
that's great
20:56
Daisy Kay
haha
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I told my stepmom today
20:56
I took her out to breakfast for mother's day
20:56
Daisy Kay
cule
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
all she kept saying were how horrible my teeth looked
20:57
Daisy Kay
reminds me of moving away from my uncle
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
but I told her, and she was happy
20:57
Daisy Kay
just constantly insulting me until I left
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
I"ve grown insensitive to it
20:57
Daisy Kay
but not before tossing me to the ground outside
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
I know my teeth are bad, big deal
20:58
oh jeez
20:58
Daisy Kay
teeth come and go
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
well I hope they don't go...
20:58
as bad as they are lol
20:58
Daisy Kay
I brush after every meal.
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
I brush in the morning and night
20:59
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
it doesn't do shit
20:59
they're discolored and crooked
20:59
Daisy Kay
morning and night is fine
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
though
20:59
Daisy Kay
well they wont just be fixed
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
those crest white strips
20:59
actually REALLY fucking work
20:59
Daisy Kay
I was going to say
20:59
not even those work
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
30 bucks
20:59
it's like new teeth
20:59
oh they did wonders for me
21:00
Daisy Kay
yeah you won.
21:00
not everyone wins though ha ha
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
or maybe it's cause my teeth were far worse and anything would have been a marked improvement
21:00
I really should go for another round of them
21:01
but eh
21:01
I'm far less body conscious than I used to be
21:01
years ago my stepmom would make one comment about my ass and I'd lock myself in a room and cry
21:02
now I just don't give a fuck
21:02
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was such a chode
21:03
Oh hey someone favorited my crappy poem
21:05
good lord
21:06
Daisy Kay
I want a fat ass
21:06
Kommissar Mandar
I bawled my eyes out at Game of Thrones today
21:06
haha
21:06
eat a lot and wait
21:06
that's how it happened for me
21:07
I actually had a bony flat ass for years
21:07
just recently it....expanded
21:07
Daisy Kay
No I would just get like
21:07
a spare tire and a flat butt
21:07
Kommissar Mandar
that's how it used to be for me
21:08
but somewhere along the line the fat just started...redirecting itself
21:08
Daisy Kay
that's so sexy
21:09
Kommissar Mandar
*blush*
21:10
My body changed a lot recently
21:11
I used to be a lot more prone to getting a lot of belly fat
21:11
and face fat....yuck
21:11
now it all goes to my butt and thighs
21:12
Daisy Kay
damn that's cool
21:12
hot thighs.
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
heh
21:12
they have their share of cellulite
21:13
I fucking hate that shit
21:13
oh god
21:16
Daisy Kay
*curls up*
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
It's that part of Game of Thrones again...
21:16
I'm gonna tear up = (
21:16
fucking hell though
21:16
Peter Dinklage can act
21:16
It's the scene where they take Tyrion and just...fucking break him
21:17
And Dinklage just kills it
21:17
ah fuck I'm bawlin
21:19
Daisy Kay
*wiggle*
21:20
Kommissar Mandar
*squeezes you*
21:22
uhg I'm dizzy, I need to eat something
21:24
Daisy Kay
touch fuzzy
21:25
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHA
21:25
god, that was one of my favorites as a kid
21:26
lol everyone in the thread is screaming for Dinklage to get an emmy
21:28
I must agree
21:29
I actually cried harder watching that scene just now then when it happened in the book
21:29
alright
21:29
I need food
21:29
imma rustle something up
21:30
Daisy Kay
hbo shows are going to be on amazon prime soon.
21:31
lol okay gam of throws wont be on it
21:32
Kommissar Mandar
lol gam of throws
21:34
I have most of it torrented on here along with Breaking Bad
21:34
hence why my computer is just begging for death
21:34
oh fuck me
21:36
the next book won't be out before 2020
21:36
= (
21:36
this guy is worse than Stephen King with the Dark Tower
21:37
Daisy Kay
what if he dies
21:37
he doesn't look young
21:38
Kommissar Mandar
Don't even say that....= (
21:38
I worry about that every day lol
21:38
He's really overweight too...
21:38
like way bad
21:38
I mean Jordan had another guy take his place when he died writing the Wheel of Time series
21:39
I didn't get to the books the new dude wrote yet though
21:39
I've been trying to read Wheel of Time it's just....not that good
21:40
overpowered wizards always come and save the day, leaving you with no real sense of suspense
21:40
and of course there's a Gary Stu CHOOOSEEEN OOONE
21:40
And I just...can't take plots that go like that
21:41
The settings and cultures of the world are pretty imaginative
21:42
but that's all it has going for it really
21:42
Daisy Kay
I am going to have to pick some stuff up around here. Man I need a new vaccuum...
21:43
*collapses*
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
aww
21:43
fraid I don't have one of those
21:44
Daisy Kay
nah I do
21:44
I have one I can borrow
21:44
Kommissar Mandar
If you have anything you need for the house to bring just let me know
21:44
I've got a Kuerig
21:44
a pretty cool tea maker
21:44
a bunch of towels
21:45
yeah, that's my king's bounty
21:46
shit
22:04
I know I'm not one to criticize anyone's cooking
22:04
but why would you make macaroni salad with ziti noodles?
22:04
why would you do that to food?
22:04
that's whats in the fridge right now
22:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlzIgSvnYc
22:18
I'm laughing way too hard at this right now
22:18
Anyway
22:32
When would it be alright for me to make my way down there?
22:34
i figure I could have all my stuff ready by the second week of June
22:34
if that's not too soon for you
22:34
Monday, 12. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
*flicks your snoot*
00:11
uhhg, I'm cramped up..
06:04
blah
06:10
I loved Bitcoms 2, btw
07:13
Daisy Kay
anytime you are ready
11:54
Kommissar Mandar
ah ok
11:57
I'm wondering if I should sell my bed
11:58
It might be too much hassle to take it
11:58
would your landlord be okay with a waterbed?
11:58
Daisy Kay
I will find a mattress for you.
12:24
Kommissar Mandar
You're the sweetest <3
14:23
*kisses your snoot*
14:23
I'll bet you can see all the stars out there...
14:28
Daisy Kay
oh yes, is very starry.
16:37
Don't get too excited but there MIGHT be a job opening for a dental assistant here. MIGHT.
16:38
no experience needed.
16:39
Kommissar Mandar
Don't worry, I already looked
17:03
there's jobs in my field
17:03
Thank you for looking for me though, : 3
17:03
I always wind up with something
17:03
Again, I can't thank you enough
17:05
It's wild to even think that I'm actually getting out of this dump again
17:08
I haven't been this happy since before I moved to Arizona
17:08
KC isn't a far drive, there looks to be some eye tech jobs there
17:15
Daisy Kay
if you don't mind driving for an hour at a time yeah.
17:31
Kommissar Mandar
lol I lived in AZ
17:31
Daisy Kay
I dunno how far away stuff is where you live. Pleasant Hill is nestled in the middle of nowhere.
17:31
Kommissar Mandar
an hour is nothing
17:31
Daisy Kay
okay yeah. I lived in Mineral, VA once too.
17:31
Kommissar Mandar
when you're out thre
17:32
Daisy Kay
My parents still live there. I don't know how they can stand it.
17:32
Kommissar Mandar
is it that bad there?
17:32
I've never been to VA
17:32
Daisy Kay
Mineral, VA is just
17:32
mostly nothing. The population is like, three digits.
17:32
Kommissar Mandar
I like small, isolated places
17:33
Daisy Kay
in the 400s. lol.
17:33
Kommissar Mandar
AZ is like
17:33
welp, I need milk
17:33
gotta drive through 40 minutes of desert to get to the store
17:33
now I need something else
17:34
Daisy Kay
It was once in the 500s but curiously that was around 2000. The class of 2000 all moved away apparently.
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
drive anothr hour of desert to get where you need to go
17:34
Daisy Kay
me included.
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
haha
17:34
Daisy Kay
what kind of education do you have
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
Pleasant hill doesn't seem nearly as spread out as Phoenix was
17:35
Daisy Kay
my boss was askin all kinds of questions
17:35
haha
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
I'm a loser college dropout
17:35
lol the Tax man
17:35
Daisy Kay
cool, he is also a college drop-out.
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
yaaay
17:35
Daisy Kay
I can tell him that.
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
I was going for a degree in psych
17:35
but...shit happened
17:35
Daisy Kay
That's okay. I didn't go.
17:36
Kommissar Mandar
ain't worth the money, ybh
17:36
tbh*
17:36
plus the school I went to was...terrible
17:36
Daisy Kay
I was going to be in Atlanta, had some relatives there so I wouldn't have had to worry about rent
17:36
I wonder if I had actually went to school there if I'd be working in TV animation earlier haha
17:37
Kommissar Mandar
eh
17:37
I don't know much about the field to be honest
17:37
Daisy Kay
I never even realized that Atlanta, GA was an animation hub.
17:37
haha well it is now.
17:37
Kommissar Mandar
but I think talent is the most important thing
17:37
Daisy Kay
Yeah I mean, I'm glad I didn't go
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
My buddy Matt wanted to get into animation so he went to Full Sail
17:38
He's 50 grand in debt and he couldn't finish
17:38
I feel so bad for him
17:38
Daisy Kay
the 2000s after the dot-com bubble would have been a bad time for me to go into debt.
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
He just joined the Navy because there was just no other way for him to survive
17:38
Daisy Kay
Mineral, VA has not been noteworthy at all.
17:39
Kommissar Mandar
I have never been in debt thank god
17:39
At least it's not Old Bridge, NJ
17:40
that's where I live
17:40
Did you ever come around it when you lived in Jersey?
17:40
Daisy Kay
except that's where the epicenter of that east coast earthquake was
17:41
it was weird to hear about my tiny tiny tiny town in the news.
17:41
Kommissar Mandar
We had an earthquake in Old Bridge once!
17:41
I thought my dad just dropped something heavy
17:41
Daisy Kay
Well, understand...
17:41
the east coast never gets quakes.
17:41
Kommissar Mandar
but then I'm like....the house won't stop shaking
17:41
Old Bridge has had several very minor ones
17:42
Daisy Kay
It's a mostly solid sheet of plate underground.
17:42
So when a quake does happen, the entire coast feels it.
17:42
Kommissar Mandar
makes sense
17:42
Daisy Kay
it was like, back in 2011.
17:43
It was all over the news.
17:43
Kommissar Mandar
I think we must be thinking of the same one
17:43
Because here in OB we did actually feel it
17:43
Daisy Kay
*presses your nose*
17:44
Kommissar Mandar
Have you ever been to South Amboy?
17:44
That's where I went to high school
17:45
Daisy Kay
no.
17:45
I dunno if I ever listed the places I've been but... born in Vineland, NJ, lived in Texas and North Carolina around 2-3. Back to Vineland, then Virginia, then back to Vineland, then to Philly for eight years.
17:47
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow, you were way far from me when it comes to Jersey
17:48
you were almost by Cape May
17:48
and Atlantic City
17:48
Daisy Kay
I have visted Delaware, Georgia, San-Diego, LA, and Seattle.
17:49
yeah South jersey
17:49
Kommissar Mandar
I visited LA!
17:49
Daisy Kay
near Philly.
17:49
Kommissar Mandar
god, that was a fun drive
17:49
I've been there too
17:49
Daisy Kay
Like seriously less than 30 minutes.
17:49
that's why I moved there.
17:49
just in case I had to run back
17:50
again
17:50
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
17:50
I wouldn't be crazy about living in a city
17:50
Daisy Kay
I loved it.
17:50
Kommissar Mandar
well...I lived in a city
17:50
But Phoenix isn't like a city
17:50
Daisy Kay
I could walk and take the bus/train
17:50
the L.
17:50
Kommissar Mandar
in the sense that NY and Philly are
17:50
Daisy Kay
travel is so streamlined.
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
I was born in Edison NJ, lived in Old Bridge, and Phoenix AZ
17:51
spent 8 months in AZ and the rest living in the garbage state
17:52
Daisy Kay
I love the uniformness of cities.
17:52
Kommissar Mandar
Do you want me to teach you how to drive again?
17:52
Daisy Kay
how everything is a grid shape. You can't get lost.
17:52
ehhh, I think I can drive in an emergency, but
17:52
I normally do not need to.
17:52
Kommissar Mandar
Well if you do, I can take you where you need to go
17:52
Daisy Kay
yeah.
17:53
but like I said if something were to happen like... uh... I dunno, we had to get away from a giant monster and your ankle broke
17:53
I am purposefully coming up with a wacky scenario
17:53
but for real, I can drive
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
17:54
Daisy Kay
I just been so out of practice.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
Don't worry, I've trusted people who were probably far worse at driving with my car
17:54
Daisy Kay
You drive, I'll buy the groceries.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
well I'd have to chip in
17:55
Daisy Kay
My fridge at home is tiny.
17:55
so may have to make frequent trips.
17:55
Basically I have two refridgerators. One huge one where only the freezer works and one small one for regular cold items.
17:56
Kommissar Mandar
ah
17:57
Daisy Kay
yeah that space is cursed.
17:57
Every large fridge plugged into that wall stopped working, leaving only the freezer.
17:58
Kommissar Mandar
jesus...
17:58
makes me wish I still had my mini fridge
17:58
Daisy Kay
haha I do not believe in curses but I do believe in statistics and averages and it is highly likely that something is causing it or just an amazing coincidence.
17:59
Kommissar Mandar
scored that thing for 30 bucks in AZ and it worked like a charm
17:59
house ghost
18:00
Daisy Kay
yeah my mini-fridge works great.
18:00
Kommissar Mandar
I loved having one
18:02
I'll bet you probably don't get too much traffic out there either
18:02
Daisy Kay
most of my fresh veggies are in the fridge at work.
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
well, a lot less than I'm used to
18:02
Daisy Kay
Yeah it's mostly traffic free here.
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
seriously, I was hitting my steering wheel today
18:03
I can't stand the traffic where I live
18:03
and it's constant
18:03
unless you drive at 2 am
18:03
I'm so done with 30 minute drives taking an hour just because no one will fucking move
18:05
it looks less spaced out there than AZ which is good
18:06
that just got...overwhelming and annoying
18:07
Daisy Kay
Yeah. LA traffic is lousy... and you know why? Rich assholes REFUSE to allow trains and subways in their city.
18:08
they still complain about pollution and traffic
18:08
Kommissar Mandar
oh god LA traffic
18:08
Daisy Kay
they are DUMB.
18:08
Kommissar Mandar
I would not want to live there
18:08
7 hours straight I drove
18:09
in total peace
18:09
Daisy Kay
they have tried over and over again to impliment public transit in LA.
18:09
Kommissar Mandar
until I got to...LA
18:09
and then chaos
18:09
IN MAH DAY YOU COULD TAKE THE RED CAR FOR A NICKEL
18:09
Daisy Kay
We had trolley cars in some parts of Philly.
18:10
Kommissar Mandar
Roger Rabbit is a surprisingly accurate portrayal of the downall of the LA transportation system
18:10
downfall*
18:10
Daisy Kay
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
18:10
Kommissar Mandar
I have a pony sticker on my bumper
18:11
it has a hole in its head
18:11
because I backed into someone in LA
18:11
cause they parked to fucking close to my car
18:11
Daisy Kay
sorry I was having fun with skype edits.
18:12
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
18:12
then after I bumped the car
18:13
I sprayed gas all over myself
18:13
because I was still getting used to the whole do-it-yourself gas thing
18:13
that was just an all around bad day lol
18:13
Daisy Kay
oh
18:13
yeah... New Jersey and...
18:14
Kommissar Mandar
haha yeah
18:14
Daisy Kay
yeah
18:14
Kommissar Mandar
New Jersey and Oregon
18:14
we sit on our fat asses while the gas is pumped for us
18:14
Daisy Kay
I remember not pumping my own gas.
18:14
what a job that must be.
18:14
Kommissar Mandar
I like pumping it myself better
18:14
Daisy Kay
just wait for someone to roll up and all you have to do is fill their tank
18:15
The easiest but smelliest job.
18:15
Kommissar Mandar
I'd find that pretty relaxing
18:15
of course
18:15
Daisy Kay
haha
18:15
Kommissar Mandar
when I pull up
18:15
no one understands that my car still has crank windows
18:15
so I have to dive over
18:15
unroll
18:16
and awkwardly hand them the money
18:16
Daisy Kay
so retro
18:16
Kommissar Mandar
haha yes
18:16
So Cavalier
18:16
I'm actually really looking forward to driving through the midwest
18:17
Ive never actually...seen it lol
18:17
I've only ever flown to AZ and been through the deserts
18:17
my buddies driven across the country before
18:17
Daisy Kay
there is a lot of green.
18:18
Kommissar Mandar
he told me "It's like god just forgot to put shit there"
18:18
Do you ever get tornadoes where you are?
18:18
Daisy Kay
I think they're rare. None have ever come near us.
18:20
Kommissar Mandar
that's good
18:20
Daisy Kay
No natural disasters ever seem to happen here.
18:20
Kommissar Mandar
that's a relief
18:21
Living through Sandy...wasn't fun
18:21
Daisy Kay
Yeah, this is a low-stress zone.
18:22
I think the only crime we got here are some meth heads but even then it's not a big deal.
18:22
Kommissar Mandar
AHAAHAHAHA
18:23
oh man
18:23
That reminds me of AZ
18:23
Daisy Kay
hey it's a midwest thing
18:23
Kommissar Mandar
meth heads...everywhere
18:23
Daisy Kay
the drug of choice.
18:23
Kommissar Mandar
they were rampant where I lived
18:23
you'd see them dancing everywhere
18:24
I'd make frequent trips to Mesa
18:25
AZ gets really, really, fucking scary fast once you hit the wrong areas
18:25
they were harmless for the most part though
18:26
Daisy Kay
No one ever gets murdered here.
18:27
Kommissar Mandar
haha
18:27
Daisy Kay
I think I have read about exactly one murder in the news here.
18:27
Kommissar Mandar
a contrast to where I live
18:27
a lot of times when I tell people I'm from Old Bridge
18:28
I get
18:28
Daisy Kay
stark contrast to my old neighborhood in SouthEast Philly.
18:28
Kommissar Mandar
"Isn't that where that guy was killed?"
18:28
and I'm like "which one?"
18:28
yeah, that's a rough patch too
18:29
Daisy Kay
apparenly people got murdered in my neighborhood every week.
18:29
like, literally a few blocks away from me.
18:29
Kommissar Mandar
oh jesus...
18:30
Daisy Kay
I mean it was crazy
18:30
Kommissar Mandar
that would unnerve me to say the least
18:30
yeah...that's why I prefer quiet, low-key places
18:30
so do you have an apartment or rented house?
18:31
Daisy Kay
basically
18:31
you just had to know the good blocks vs bad blocks
18:31
and stay out of the bad blocks.
18:31
I am renting a duplex.
18:32
Kommissar Mandar
nice1
18:32
Daisy Kay
yeah my first one. I used to live in rowhouses so it's nothing new.
18:32
it just means there's only someone living on one side of me rather than both sides.
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
that's really cool
18:33
Daisy Kay
they are nice.
18:33
oh man
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
both places I had in Jersey were tiny apartments
18:33
Daisy Kay
I'll have to tell them they can't use both parking slots anymore...
18:33
haha they'll have to get used to it
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
I could park on the street
18:34
if that's allowed
18:34
Daisy Kay
nah I pay rent here too!
18:34
I should finally be allowed to use the space.
18:34
Kommissar Mandar
true, true
18:35
I have to get my car registered there quick
18:35
my car's been illegally registered in AZ for like the past 6 months lol
18:35
Daisy Kay
yeah don't worry about that
18:36
I mean, do get it done, but
18:36
I once had an expired ID for 6 months
18:36
haha
18:36
Kommissar Mandar
same here!
18:36
I can technically keep my AZ license forever
18:36
it expires in 2054
18:36
which works because I just think the picture on my AZ license came out really good lol
18:37
Daisy Kay
I want a new ID to reflect the fact that I have lost well over 50lbs.
18:38
that would be the only change.
18:39
Kommissar Mandar
haha that's right
18:39
actually hold on a minute
18:39
ah, mine says 125 pounds
18:39
I might have...lied a tad lol
18:39
Daisy Kay
*hugssss*
18:40
Kommissar Mandar
*spanks your butt*
18:40
get yo licensed changed to reflect your newfound sexiness
18:40
heh
18:41
it reminds of me of something
18:41
when me and my buddies got taken in for being at the Marlboro Asylum
18:42
And me and the cops were just having a smarm fest
18:42
I had the wrong address on my license at the time
18:42
and this fucking cop tells me
18:42
"Well if we find your body in pieces in a garbage bag we won't know where to call to identify you"
18:43
and I'm like
18:43
"At that point I don't think I'll really give a shit"
18:43
my severed head doesn't really give a shit where it gets dropped off, thank you very much
18:44
Daisy Kay
That's not how an ID works.
18:44
Kommissar Mandar
This cop didn't know how anything worked
18:44
oh my god...this cop
18:44
I think I told you parts of this story
18:45
Daisy Kay
I'm going to try to scare you because you're a youngster and youngsters scare me
18:45
Kommissar Mandar
but this cop will always hold a special place in my heart
18:45
as being the biggest idiot douche cop I've ever met
18:45
it worked for the other youngsters
18:45
not for me
18:45
I tell you what
18:45
there was nothing more priceless than seeing a bunch of BIG BAD ANONYMOUS warriors all hugging eachother and crying at the mercy of the clowniest cop I've ever seen
18:46
My father was a lieutenant for 31 years
18:47
Daisy Kay
yeah
18:47
Kommissar Mandar
I know a bit how cops work
18:47
Daisy Kay
this is as much I know
18:47
they could not handle being caught in the real world.
18:47
at least online they can post pictures of underage anime children and make fun of everyone else but themselves but then in the real world they don't have the power of being faceless.
18:48
Kommissar Mandar
oh I've known many an anon in real life
18:49
they can't handle anything
18:49
and god...
18:49
You know
18:49
The day I had one of my old Keansburg friends sit down and try to explain to me that IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S ONLY AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF AN 8 YEAR OLD...
18:50
I just knew I was done with that entire group of people
18:50
and the ones in New York were no better
18:50
they were the ones with me when we got arrested
18:51
Daisy Kay
I wouldn't even care if not for their insistance that it's "not a big deal" and that they wanna make fun of actual consenting adults
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
oh this particular individual
18:51
it started with the anime
18:51
Daisy Kay
jus accept that you're a freak
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
and then he shows me 14 year old vaginas on his phone
18:51
Daisy Kay
No
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
and then comes the 4th of July party
18:52
where he got my cousin drunk and groped her
18:52
Daisy Kay
no
18:52
Kommissar Mandar
..and texted her the next day...
18:52
to tell her that he did it
18:52
That was the last straw
18:52
Daisy Kay
but it's okay
18:53
it was "for the luls."
18:53
Kommissar Mandar
she was 16
18:53
Daisy Kay
hey, can't troll a troll, am i right
18:53
Kommissar Mandar
That boy lives in fucking Hawaii right now on his parents dime
18:53
hurr hurrrrr
18:53
pissing in an ocean of piss
18:53
Daisy Kay
brb
18:53
Kommissar Mandar
k
18:53
Daisy Kay
I took a shower
19:45
la la, drying off
19:57
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
20:00
I could go for a hot shower right now
20:00
try and work these cramps out
20:01
they're killing me
20:01
*smells your fresh wet hair*
20:04
Daisy Kay
I wanna put on a show.
20:05
Kommissar Mandar
what show?
20:06
*hugs you from behind*
20:24
Daisy Kay
skype is being glitchy...
20:41
Kommissar Mandar
Im just pissed I can't get it to work on my damn phone
20:42
Daisy Kay
yeah me too
20:42
Kommissar Mandar
I'm also pissed I seem to have lost the pics I had from inside that asylum
20:42
Daisy Kay
it keeps freezing or something
20:42
Kommissar Mandar
I got some really great shots
20:43
Daisy Kay
what kinda phone you go
20:43
Kommissar Mandar
LG Optimus
20:44
Which surprisingly I like a lot better than the Droid I had that went for a swim
20:44
It's hard to find nice cases for it though = (
20:45
but seriously
20:46
the battery lasts...forever
20:46
Daisy Kay
sigh
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
I wonder how good my virgin mobile will work out there
20:48
Daisy Kay
I got all gussied up
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
oh did you? =O
20:48
Daisy Kay
My connection seems to be just great out here.
20:49
I've been able to walk and talk
20:49
and text
20:49
and... stuff...
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
You have virgin mobile too?
20:50
Daisy Kay
no, it's an iphone with sprint.
20:50
Kommissar Mandar
ah
20:51
My service is great here
20:52
in AZ it was terrible
20:52
Daisy Kay
I'm so confused right now though
20:52
it says there's a software update, but...
20:52
oh okay, here we go
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
I've been ignoring mine for weeks
20:52
Daisy Kay
maybe this will fix it
20:53
Kommissar Mandar
I kinda want to see a picture of you all gussied up : 3
20:54
Daisy Kay
it seems to be internet problems
20:54
which is weird, but... okay.
20:55
it's updating...
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
ooh boy
20:56
Daisy Kay
while I figure out what's wrong with skype...
21:07
Sent file IMG_0683.JPG.
21:07
Kommissar Mandar
You look so innocent there...
21:08
Daisy Kay
Sent file IMG_0593.JPG.
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
God.....
21:09
those getaway sticks : 3
21:10
Daisy Kay
Test
21:10
Kommissar Mandar
toast
21:10
I know I've said this before
21:11
but you're beautiful
21:11
And if you'll let me
21:11
I want to hold you in person and tell you that myself
21:12
That as much as you nitpick at yourself, you're absolutely lovely
21:17
Daisy Kay
Call
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
Call ended
21:21
Daisy Kay
okay *blush*
21:21
Kommissar Mandar
Sorry if I sounded awkward
21:21
Daisy Kay
no it's okay
21:21
Kommissar Mandar
My parents are in the next room
21:21
I didn't want to say anything to...telling
21:21
You're...
21:21
I don't know what to say
21:22
Daisy Kay
no it's fine *bluuush*
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
It took you a lot of courage to do that
21:22
You know
21:22
that anything you show me or say to me
21:22
will always stay between us, right?
21:23
Daisy Kay
ha ha sure c:
21:23
Call
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
I told my parents you didn't have one : 3
21:23
just so they wouldn't worry
21:23
God...
21:24
Those legs...
21:24
I didn't think you had one
21:24
but now that I know you do
21:24
I find you even more exciting
21:24
Oh hi Kit : 3
21:25
Call ended
21:25
I've never laid eyes on anyone so lovely
21:26
I dare say
21:26
There are things I want to do to that cock
21:26
But only if you'll let me
21:26
I want you
21:27
But I know you've been through hell
21:27
Daisy Kay
*blush* I'm sensitive about touching but yeah
21:27
*touches you*
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
and it would kill me if I hurt you
21:27
Daisy Kay
*touch*
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
let me see here...
21:28
one second....
21:28
Sent file downsize23-1.jpg.
21:30
old and silly, but...
21:30
Your pictures do not do you justice
21:31
at all
21:31
You don't know how truly lovely your face is
21:31
Daisy Kay
Sent file daintyhands.JPG.
21:32
Kommissar Mandar
And I would simply hold you forever if that was all you were comfortable with
21:32
Daisy Kay
I have small hands
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
You have little hands like me : 3
21:33
Daisy Kay
and small feet
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
Not a small...you know
21:33
Daisy Kay
I wonder how they'd look side by side
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
heh
21:34
Daisy Kay
*touches hands*
21:34
Kommissar Mandar
You show me anymore of yourself I might lose it and throw all my shit in my car and leave tonight
21:34
And I still have a few dollars to make ^_~
21:35
Daisy Kay
what do you usually do for a living
21:35
Kommissar Mandar
I'm an Ophthalmic technician
21:35
Daisy Kay
oh right
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
It's a fancy word for an eye doctors bitch
21:36
Daisy Kay
No I remember
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
but right now
21:36
My mother has a great deal of gold for me that I need to go collect
21:36
As does my aunt
21:36
Daisy Kay
moms for gold
21:36
aunts for gold
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
chicks for free
21:36
that'll more than cover the gas for the drive
21:37
And you're sure the first week of june is not too soon for me to come?
21:38
I'd get on camera for you too
21:40
But I'm disheveled and bloody down there
21:40
Daisy Kay
hehe hheheh c:
21:40
And yeah June is great
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
good : 3
21:40
Daisy Kay
*daisy tugs on your waistband* show me your wiener
21:41
Kommissar Mandar
*yours is a hard act to follow*
21:41
(I'd ask to see it again, but I don't want to trouble you)
21:41
Daisy Kay
it was just a spur of the moment surprise
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
mmm I see
21:42
Well I certainly enjoyed it
21:42
Daisy Kay
I would like to see you but I must admit that I did just
21:43
groom myself a lot first
21:44
Kommissar Mandar
I look terrible right now
21:44
Daisy Kay
I bet you look pretty even when you are not feeling all right.
21:45
Kommissar Mandar
aww...<3
21:45
Daisy Kay
I work pretty hard to look decent.
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
You look more than decent
21:46
You're eyes are so beautiful...
21:47
You're legs...
21:47
Your mouth...
21:48
everything
21:48
Daisy Kay
your eyes
21:48
so big and expressive. I love eyes like that
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes*
21:49
I want to hold you so badly...
21:49
You'd be alright with that, won't you?
21:50
letting me cuddle you?
21:50
Daisy Kay
*scoots close*
21:51
yeah
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
mmm *sighs*
21:52
I can't wait to be with you
21:54
*huggles*
21:54
Daisy Kay
*presses up close*
21:54
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses you on those soft, full lips*
21:55
Daisy Kay
*smears our lipstick together*
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm* *purrs* *slides tongue in your pretty mouth*
21:56
Daisy Kay
*tastes all minty*
21:57
Kommissar Mandar
*presses my tits to your chest*
21:58
*runs my fingers through your soft, dark hair*
21:59
(it looks so fucking soft)
22:00
Daisy Kay
it's not ha ha *blush*
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
I find that hard to believe
22:00
Daisy Kay
and I don't like my hair touched because it's easy to tangle your fingers in it.
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
mm I'll remember that
22:00
Daisy Kay
I think I told you there are like
22:00
strands woven in.
22:01
so it's all knotty underneath.
22:01
Kommissar Mandar
ahh, I see
22:01
My hair is thin and stringy = (
22:01
too much dyeing over the years
22:03
Daisy Kay
I would love to have your hair... cut short of course.
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
I don't dye it at all anymore
22:05
Daisy Kay
I have this hair bleach that's supposed to work on the whole body but it doesn't.
22:06
I tried it just under my bangs where it turned my hair... red...
22:07
but not bleached.
22:07
haha
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
If you ever want your hair bleached I know how to do it without wrecking it
22:08
but you look so pretty with dark hair : 3
22:08
I would get hair extensions if I could
22:10
I want my hair to be long again
22:10
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down at his pants*
22:11
Kommissar Mandar
Your cock is pretty...
22:12
*pets it*
22:13
Daisy Kay
*winces and squirts against your hand through his pants*
22:13
Kommissar Mandar
It makes me want to touch myself, but...the blood
22:14
*purrs*
22:14
Daisy Kay
it's very common to feel that way
22:14
while bleeding
22:14
some women just go for it, even if it makes a mess.
22:15
Kommissar Mandar
I never feel like doing it while bleeding
22:15
Daisy Kay
okay
22:15
Kommissar Mandar
I just want to cuddle up warm
22:15
Daisy Kay
I was just saying that
22:15
it's common to feel uh...
22:15
*whispers* you know
22:15
I seem to be having connection problems tonight.
22:17
*curls up beside you*
22:17
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file CAM00113.jpg.
22:18
Daisy Kay
butt butt
22:19
I would love to have that body. Your butt is so wonderfully big.
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
awww *hides face and peeks through fingers*
22:20
Daisy Kay
I should consider going on hrt. Then my body hair will thin out and I'll get a butt that's almost like that.
22:20
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think I could handle you being any prettier <3
22:21
in all seriousness though
22:21
you'd look lovely if you did that
22:21
Daisy Kay
My breasts would get bigger but I already can take care of that.
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
I love having big breasts
22:23
small ones have their advantages too
22:24
Daisy Kay
*takes your hand and guides it over to them, letting you touch their oddly-proportioned body.*
22:24
Kommissar Mandar
What I saw looked absolutely fine
22:24
no oddness
22:24
Daisy Kay
you never felt it
22:24
Kommissar Mandar
I want to
22:24
Daisy Kay
I think I either have short legs or a long torso...
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
I want to touch it and run my nails over it so your nerve endings get all tingly and you feel floaty
22:25
That was a trick I learned in Scientology, you know
22:26
it's called a touch assist
22:26
you stimulate a persons nerves with your nails, and it releases endorphans so they feel all swimmy
22:27
My nails have grown really long too...they look fake
22:27
but I want to run them all over your soft skin
22:28
Sent file CAM00958.jpg.
22:30
Daisy Kay
I bet your hands are bigger than mine.
22:31
I really do have baby hands. Every person I hold my hand up to theirs is bigger
22:31
Kommissar Mandar
I'll be surprised if yours are smaller
22:32
though yours did look pretty small...
22:35
Daisy Kay
unless your fingers just happen to be really slender
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
they are really slender
22:36
slenderman hands
22:36
Daisy Kay
*nibbles food*
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/0527102136.jpg
22:39
I bleached my bangs too once : 3
22:39
the bleach I use gets the jerb done
22:39
Sent file downsize(3).jpg.
22:42
Daisy Kay
well the bleach I was using is supposed to just be for body and facial hair
22:42
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
22:42
I honestly cannot think of a hair color I did not have
22:42
Daisy Kay
but there is a good chance my hair wont ever get as yellow and orange as it did that one time years ago
22:42
it's just so dark now. It'll turn red.
22:42
Kommissar Mandar
I like it dark : 3
22:43
Daisy Kay
me too
22:43
just
22:43
there's parts where I'd like it to be an even peach fuzz.
22:44
Some areas it is, some it isnt
22:44
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
22:46
My hair isn't even at all
22:46
I went nuts before I left AZ and hacked it all off in the bathroom
22:46
so one side is noticably longer than the other
22:47
Would you ever grow your hair long?
22:56
*snuggles up to you*
23:10
Tuesday, 13. May 2014
Daisy Kay
I did bikes
00:17
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god
00:17
I'm a little buzzed
00:17
I'm talking to my buddy
00:17
Daisy Kay
I really wish I had more things to use.
00:17
oh?
00:17
Kommissar Mandar
We're taking you to Vegas
00:17
we already decided
00:17
Daisy Kay
oh geez
00:17
haha c:
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
Believe me
00:18
You'll have fun
00:18
Daisy Kay
I have
00:18
a cute little friend that lives in Reno
00:18
literally little. He's five feet tall.
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
awww
00:18
Daisy Kay
c:
00:18
haha
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
don't underestimate them short folk
00:18
Daisy Kay
I wish i was short
00:19
Kommissar Mandar
My friend drove cross country
00:19
Daisy Kay
because I look so goood from a down angle
00:19
Kommissar Mandar
so I'm asking him how the ride will be
00:19
You look good from any angle
00:19
Daisy Kay
just saying
00:20
that's my good side
00:20
Kommissar Mandar
You just...look good. Period.
00:20
Daisy Kay
so I guess I should like
00:20
go down on you more
00:20
Kommissar Mandar
Mayhap you should
00:20
Daisy Kay
haha
00:20
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
00:20
My buddy is a goon and loves your cartoons by the way
00:22
We went to high school together and he introduced me to SA
00:22
So yeah
00:22
We're totally taking you on vacation to Vegas
00:22
Daisy Kay
chevy chase
00:23
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
00:23
I'll be Randy Quaid
00:23
Daisy Kay
I'm the cousin that you want to fuck
00:23
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha YES!!
00:23
Cousin Vicky!
00:23
(the National Lampoon Vacation movies are some of my all time favorites)
00:24
I want to get on camera for you
00:26
but i look to disgusting
00:26
It's humid here and I'm all sweaty
00:26
Does it get humid in MO?
00:27
Daisy Kay
yes.
00:27
Kommissar Mandar
oh boy
00:27
Daisy Kay
but...
00:27
Kommissar Mandar
that's ok though
00:27
I'm used to it
00:27
Daisy Kay
our weather has been evening out lately.
00:28
I noticed a trend where... the winters are not very cold and the summers are not very hot.
00:28
so who knows.
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
Same thing has been happening here
00:28
Daisy Kay
climate change
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
00:28
Daisy Kay
haha
00:28
but yes
00:29
Kommissar Mandar
I'll bring lots of shorts then
00:29
I had to buy like 10 pairs in AZ
00:30
Daisy Kay
because your butt got wet?
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
at 115 degrees
00:32
your butt will get wet
00:32
no matter what
00:32
Daisy Kay
I notice that I sweat less.
00:32
there's a lot of amazing changes to your body
00:32
when you shed 50lbs.
00:32
Kommissar Mandar
I can imagine
00:33
I've never shed that much
00:33
30 pounds was a lot for me
00:33
Daisy Kay
you're smaller
00:34
you don't need to lose that much
00:34
I am 5'11"
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
true, I have a lot less height
00:34
You're tall
00:34
Daisy Kay
so I had more on me
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
well
00:36
you look...in shape to say the least
00:36
fuck
00:36
you're....
00:36
I don't even know what to say
00:37
Gorgeous
00:37
Daisy Kay
grumpy
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
grumpy?
00:39
Daisy Kay
grumpy but gorgeous
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
that's more like it
00:39
Daisy Kay
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=388286957976305&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
awww'
00:39
uuhg
00:40
I want to get on camera with you like you did for me
00:41
but I'm all greasy
00:41
and bloated
00:41
Daisy Kay
you're a beautiful, shiny, suasage
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
00:42
that's one way to put it
00:42
Well
00:43
You'll see me soon enough
00:43
Daisy Kay
just show me your face
00:44
face eyes
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
it's gross
00:45
but okay
00:45
I have no makeup on
00:45
Call
00:45
Call ended
00:46
hold on I did that wrong
00:46
Daisy Kay
woobs
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
Call
00:46
Daisy Kay
yes
00:46
I wish I looked that good without makeup
00:47
yeahright
00:47
c:
00:47
aw you kissed my eyeball
00:47
I have central air here
00:47
so that is good
00:48
I like your smile shucks
00:48
Kommissar Mandar
Call ended
00:49
Daisy Kay
c:
00:49
pat pat
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, get used to that mess every morning
00:49
I look better in person, I promise
00:50
Daisy Kay
I was gonna say something self deprecating again but
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could see you just one more time..
00:51
Daisy Kay
you're just going to say more compliments so I wont
00:51
*hugs and pats*
00:52
Kommissar Mandar
I'd go on with you
00:52
grease and all
00:52
Daisy Kay
he he. I have some night-time face cream on right now.
00:52
Kommissar Mandar
awww
00:52
Sent file IMG_0403.JPG.
00:53
like dis?
00:53
Daisy Kay
haha yeah somethin like that yes
00:54
Kommissar Mandar
lol!
00:55
You'll have to show me your beauty secrets
00:55
Daisy Kay
it mostly invovles me accidentally putting something bad on my face and breaking out
00:57
Kommissar Mandar
aww
00:59
well I've had acne for the past 12 years = (
00:59
I know what a pain in the ass it is
01:00
Daisy Kay
I never broke out until I started putting stuff on my face ha ha
01:00
I need to get all the tiny microscopic hairs just pulled out of my head
01:01
then I wont break out anymore
01:01
Kommissar Mandar
I started breaking out when I was 12
01:01
and didn't stop
01:01
Daisy Kay
I didn't get it much honestly
01:01
I used to wash my face constantly, always fearful that I would get acne.
01:02
Kommissar Mandar
I try so hard to keep it away
01:03
but I'm just prone to it I guess
01:03
it's not terrible
01:04
but it's annoying
01:04
Daisy Kay
Well I used to just
01:04
Kommissar Mandar
oh fuck
01:04
fuck
01:04
Daisy Kay
hm?
01:04
Kommissar Mandar
Do you ever get creeped out by the emergency alert signal
01:04
?
01:04
I hear it and it just sets me on edge...
01:05
It just played
01:05
Daisy Kay
I don't watch tv or listen to the radio.
01:07
Kommissar Mandar
I had it on in the background
01:08
I don't know why, that sound just sets me into a near panic attack
01:08
Daisy Kay
it is a loud buzz.
01:09
synth sounds make me nervous.
01:09
*curls up next to you.*
01:10
I tend to sleep in my own bed
01:10
but I will still come and visit
01:10
*spoons*
01:10
Kommissar Mandar
awww
01:11
*enjoys your warmth*
01:11
I'm glad I'm not the only one
01:11
Like I get...seriously creeped out
01:11
Daisy Kay
I am a heavy sleeper
01:11
I toss a lot.
01:11
Kommissar Mandar
Me too!
01:12
Daisy Kay
and sometimes I shout suddenly
01:12
it's not always but sometimes
01:12
I might suddenly say "NO!" or "SHUT UP"
01:12
haha
01:12
Kommissar Mandar
Well if you shout I'm coming to check on you
01:12
Daisy Kay
cheep cheep
01:12
*curls up tighter*
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
*huggles you and keeps you warm*
01:14
there are actually some pink floyd songs I have trouble listening too because synth creeps me out
01:18
Welcome to the Machine and Hey You
01:19
Daisy Kay
I always got freaked out by (but loved) the Tales From The Darkside theme.
11:20
Kommissar Mandar
You like that show too? =O
12:47
I love the show and the theme!
12:48
Daisy Kay
heheh I thought it might've been before your time c:
12:48
It did not get many reruns.
12:48
Kommissar Mandar
nope, I love it
12:48
Despite the fact the fact the budget was zilch
12:49
Daisy Kay
My mom taped a bunch of episodes, like Ursa Minor
12:49
Kommissar Mandar
I thought the stories were amazingly written
12:49
Daisy Kay
"teddy did it"
12:49
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha yes!
12:49
I actually cried during an episode
12:49
It was the one with the alien lady who comes to Earth to study humans
12:50
Daisy Kay
Oh and
12:50
the episode where the guy was dead but didn't know it
12:50
I was afraid to sneeze for a long time
12:50
haha
12:50
Kommissar Mandar
awww
12:50
Daisy Kay
oh it wasn't THAT bad
12:50
I mean, it was funny
12:51
the guy sneezed and his nose came off
12:51
Kommissar Mandar
something like that would make me laugh forever
12:51
Daisy Kay
some episodes were really funny, like... the one where the woman takes diet pills and she can hear food talking.
12:51
Kommissar Mandar
YES!!!
12:52
Daisy Kay
She doesn't eat because the food is screaming
12:52
haha
12:52
the resturant scene was so great
12:52
Kommissar Mandar
I cried when the alien lady discovered human emotion
12:52
Daisy Kay
images of people shoving food in their mouth and you hear "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
12:52
which episode was that?
12:52
Kommissar Mandar
oh god its beautiful
12:52
It was a blonde lady
12:52
and it's written in the style of her journal
12:53
of her observations of the human race
12:53
And she joins this support group to 'blend in'
12:53
Daisy Kay
oh here
12:53
Kommissar Mandar
She meets a guy
12:53
Daisy Kay
I think it's called "Going Native"
12:53
lol that title
12:53
Kommissar Mandar
Yes! I think that's the one!
12:53
Daisy Kay
a racist title except applied to aliens metting humans
12:54
so it's not racist?
12:54
Kommissar Mandar
No, it's not racist
12:54
but like
12:54
She goes along with the motions of being human, having sex with this dude
12:54
and then he leaves her
12:54
and she goes to the support group and they're doing this exercise to release anger, beating a pillow with a 2 by 4 lol
12:55
and she starts beating the pillow
12:55
and then breaks down and cries
12:55
because she realizes that the guy really broke her heart
12:55
and she's developed emotions
12:56
and become human
12:56
Daisy Kay
I like those kind of stories.
12:56
Kommissar Mandar
me too
12:56
hit close to home with me
12:56
Daisy Kay
I like someone discovering emotions and empathy rather than the usual cynicalness.
12:56
because someone acting the same all the time is "funny."
12:57
Kommissar Mandar
pfft
12:57
Daisy Kay
To me it's funnier when a character has guilt or regret.
12:57
Kommissar Mandar
I like seeing someone's walls break down
12:57
like the cynicism holds up for a while
12:58
but then some last straw just breaks them
12:58
I think that's why The Last Unicorn is one of my favorite stories
12:59
which is not as little kiddish as it sounds
12:59
it's basically a story about a bunch of jaded, older people learning to feel again
12:59
Daisy Kay
it is not. I think kids can benefit from watching it but it's got some interesting themes.
13:00
Kommissar Mandar
the book is a lot better, of course
13:00
Daisy Kay
It is slightly childish, but for a Rankin Bass production it is miles ahead of anything else they've done.
13:01
Kommissar Mandar
but the animation is just so beautiful
13:01
Daisy Kay
that was the era where animated movies needed a PG or R rating to be profitable
13:01
Kommissar Mandar
the book isn't really a kids book at all
13:01
Daisy Kay
but people were scared to either go too far and get an R or to not go far enough and get the dreaded "G."
13:02
Kommissar Mandar
most of it deals with the inevitable reality of aging
13:02
it's kind of dark as shit when you thing about it
13:02
think*
13:02
Daisy Kay
that's how you ended up with movies like unicorn or nimh, where it got a G rating but still had some mild swearing and violence.
13:02
Kommissar Mandar
Nimh....
13:03
I fucking love that movie
13:03
Daisy Kay
We're kind of back into that now but it seems like PG rated movies today are really just G rated movies.
13:03
Kommissar Mandar
I like Don Bluth's independent stuff a lot better than Disney
13:03
Daisy Kay
I find movie ratings fascinating.
13:03
and also the history of "adult" animation
13:04
Kommissar Mandar
I love that shit
13:04
Daisy Kay
in the 70s and 80s most animated films were for adults.
13:04
Kommissar Mandar
Ralph motherfucking Bakshi
13:04
Daisy Kay
well
13:05
they weren't all good either haha
13:05
Most of them were TERRIBLE
13:05
but it's still fascinating.
13:05
a fascinating era of animation... that will probably never come around again (except on tv and the internet)
13:05
Kommissar Mandar
nope
13:05
Daisy Kay
so like
13:06
Kommissar Mandar
I miss hand drawn animation so badly...
13:06
Daisy Kay
okay, not only were there PG and R movies, but the G-rated stuff would have dark themes too
13:06
and there were X-rated movies
13:06
More than people know about
13:07
Kommissar Mandar
I don't remember if the Fievel movies were rated G or not
13:07
but fuck man
13:07
Daisy Kay
It got a G. There's no violence or swearing, just mildly scary scenes.
13:08
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit
13:08
yeah I just looked it up
13:08
Daisy Kay
The only death happens off-screen but they do show the corpse.
13:08
at a funeral
13:08
Kommissar Mandar
pretty accurate portrayal of the Russian pogroms too
13:08
Yeah
13:08
Daisy Kay
it's a dark but kind of humorous scene?
13:09
but anyway uh
13:09
Kommissar Mandar
The Mouse of Minsk scene....
13:09
Scared the shit out of me
13:09
Daisy Kay
have you heard of the X-rated animation of that era?
13:09
Kommissar Mandar
as far as X rated goes
13:09
Daisy Kay
Besides Fritz there were two others at the time
13:09
Kommissar Mandar
the only X rated animation I've seen is
13:09
Parts of Coon Skin
13:09
Daisy Kay
Dirty Duck, which has a cult following, and Once Upon A Girl, which hardly anyone remembers.
13:10
Kommissar Mandar
duck tits woo-ooo
13:10
Once Upon A Girl...
13:10
it sounds familiar but I'm probably thinking of something else
13:10
no I haven't seen it
13:11
Daisy Kay
it was x-rated mother goose stories
13:11
and the animation looked like the terrible shit on television at the time ha ha
13:11
Kommissar Mandar
The style reminds me of the old Legend of Zelda cartoons
13:11
Daisy Kay
so it's pretty jarring
13:11
Kommissar Mandar
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E2uWeSxRO60/S-pfsE-fmQI/AAAAAAAACJY/mJ2o3l5TdTQ/s1600/onceupon7.jpg
13:12
there's something about this piture that I just love
13:12
I would watch the shit out of this
13:13
Daisy Kay
yeah it's
13:13
it's like filmation
13:14
Kommissar Mandar
I've had a soft spot in my heart for sexy cartoons since I saw Cool World
13:14
When I was like 6...
13:14
Yeah, I had this friend next door when I was a kid in Edison
13:15
Daisy Kay
I was pretty young when I saw cool world.
13:15
Kommissar Mandar
who's parents just did not give a shit what she watched
13:15
Daisy Kay
I was a little creeped out by it
13:15
haha
13:15
Kommissar Mandar
so I got to go to her house and watch all the movies and play all the games my grandma wouldn't let me = (
13:15
Yeah, I rewatched it a couple years ago with some friends and realized 'holy shit this was trippy'
13:16
plus it took place in Vegas
13:17
so of course I loved it
13:17
Daisy Kay
Brad Pitt
13:17
Kommissar Mandar
Brad Pitt stuck in fucked up toon town as a jaded cop
13:18
Daisy Kay
it's terrible and incoherent but it's interesting to look at.
13:18
I mean, a lot of work went into those backgrounds and character animations.
13:18
Kommissar Mandar
I loved animated Kim Basinger
13:18
Daisy Kay
so you kind of want to pause and go frame by frame sometimes
13:18
there's just so much shit going on
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
floating dog heads
13:19
laughing tits
13:19
I have the theme song stuck in my head now
13:20
plaaayyy with meeee
13:20
Daisy Kay
ch-cha ch-cha ch-cha chiggachiggachigga
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
haha
13:20
Daisy Kay
yeah that was PG-13, well after the adult animation boom.
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
Cool World was?
13:21
what?
13:21
Daisy Kay
getting a PG-13 was a surprise given the fact that almost no animated films in the 90s had that rating.
13:21
Just that and Bebe's Kids.
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
That's another movie I got to watch at her house
13:21
Daisy Kay
I felt that Bebe's Kids was unfairly rated.
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
We watched the shit out of Bebe's Kids
13:21
like well over 10 times
13:22
Daisy Kay
It is a PG movie, but apparently the MPAA were scared of scary black youth.
13:22
Kommissar Mandar
mm
13:22
Daisy Kay
and they weren't even that scary. Their mischief was the same as anything you'd see in a movie with a bunch of white kids
13:22
but black kids doing the same thing are "criminals."
13:22
Kommissar Mandar
WE DON'T DIE WE MULTIPLY
13:23
Seriously
13:23
Daisy Kay
add to the fact that it was a cartoon
13:23
Kommissar Mandar
They squirted ketchup
13:23
and punched a mascot
13:23
Daisy Kay
so if something explodes it's just a comic explosion where no one gets hurt
13:23
Kommissar Mandar
every "mischievous kid' movie of the 90s features a theme park mascot getting punched
13:24
Daisy Kay
yeah
13:24
and disobeying authority
13:24
Kommissar Mandar
even though the authority in Bebes kids was comically evil lol
13:24
Daisy Kay
yeah see
13:24
they are clearly bad guys
13:24
I dunno it's a shitty film but
13:25
the rating seems unfair
13:25
Kommissar Mandar
yeah...
13:25
it holds a special place in my heart because I watched it so many times as a kid
13:25
Do you like the movie Rock N Rule?
13:25
Daisy Kay
I have never watched it in full.
13:28
It's one of the films I want to save for a bad movie night
13:28
like Delgo.
13:28
I need to see it with others in the room
13:28
Kommissar Mandar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zl-GVkEj_0
13:28
I was actually listening to this in the car today : 3
13:28
I just GIS'd Delgo
13:29
what the christ...
13:29
Daisy Kay
I saw the um
13:30
Kommissar Mandar
It's Goodtimes Entertainment Avatar
13:30
Daisy Kay
the short film that inspired Rock And Rule
13:30
The Devil And Daniel Mouse
13:30
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow
13:30
I didn't know there was such a thing
13:31
Daisy Kay
The art style is less, uh... icky? hahah
13:31
I mean, in Rock And Rule everyone looks human except for their weird noses
13:31
Kommissar Mandar
It's an interesting style
13:32
I like it
13:32
Evil dog McJagger Bowie
13:32
Daisy Kay
it's sorta the same thing
13:32
an evil record producer tries to make this guy sell out but ART WINS
13:32
let's watch Heartbeeps together lol
13:33
Kommissar Mandar
okie : 3
13:33
oh god....I just realized what that is
13:34
I've seen parts of that movie
13:34
My uncanny valley hurts...
13:35
Daisy Kay
I'm facinated by fat-faced robots.
13:36
I once posed a question "why does data look so fucking chubby in the last film" and the answer was "because he upgrades himself to look like he's aging along with his friends"
13:37
Kommissar Mandar
awww
13:38
Daisy Kay
that is a bad explanation
13:39
haha
13:39
Kommissar Mandar
it's a sweet sentiment though
13:39
Daisy Kay
this is why you should never have a show about a robot or vampire go on for too long.
13:39
eventually you wont be able to hide the fact that they're aging
13:39
Kommissar Mandar
I dunno
13:40
Some of the shit they manage to do to Alan Rickman...
13:40
Though
13:40
they really couldn't keep it up anymore by the 7th Harry Potter movie
13:41
Daisy Kay
well
13:41
Kommissar Mandar
And he just looked like his face was melting under a shitton of makeup
13:41
Daisy Kay
they could just, you know
13:41
make someone look old from the start
13:41
Kommissar Mandar
true
13:42
Daisy Kay
actors generally have about 10-15 years of looking the same
13:42
but usually right after that time is up it all catches up with them.
13:42
The 30s and 40s are magical time for an actor to look more or less the same.
13:43
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I can see that
13:43
I hope it works that way for me
13:43
Daisy Kay
but once you get into your 50s you can't still play a character that is supposed to be 27.
13:44
Kommissar Mandar
But it probably won't because I don't take good enough care of myself
13:44
yeah...
13:44
Daisy Kay
I can at least pretend to be 25. For now.
13:44
Kommissar Mandar
Snape in Harry Potter is like 35
13:44
Daisy Kay
A mostly vegetarian diet.
13:44
Kommissar Mandar
Alan Rickman is like 65
13:45
Daisy Kay
yeah
13:45
everyone in hollywood can play younger for reason.
13:45
it's called having access to a gym and make-up.
13:45
being a millionare
13:45
so of course expecting the same standard from non-actors is silly
13:46
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
13:46
Now that I don't dye my hair anymore
13:46
i'm so fucking paranoid of finding my first gray
13:46
I check every day
13:46
Daisy Kay
my hair was falling out but it grew back when I started getting the right vitamins.
13:47
grey hair is fucking beautiful.
13:47
Kommissar Mandar
You have a very thick head of hair
13:47
you think so?
13:47
Daisy Kay
well my hair is the result of a lot of care and weaving.
13:47
which is why it can't be touched haha
13:48
and also, hats... because of wind
13:48
Kommissar Mandar
I've never seen you without a hat on
13:49
Daisy Kay
it's too hard to keep it flat down.
13:50
At home I'll usually wear like
13:51
a bandana or a stretched ski-mask.
13:51
one of my beauty secrets is stretching the face hole of a ski-mask over my head. This helps me exercise my jaw and keep me from getting that flab under the jawline. I hated having that more than anything! haha.
13:52
Kommissar Mandar
They actually market those
13:52
but you found the hack : 3
13:52
Daisy Kay
they say it doesn't work
13:52
but
13:52
it does.
13:53
Kommissar Mandar
well
13:53
You look younger than you are
13:53
Daisy Kay
You have to actually do exercise and stuff
13:53
You have to burn calories
13:53
I mean, yeah, people say "EH YOU DON'T NEED EQUIPMENT JUST EXERCISE"
13:53
no, it is the COMBINATION of these things.
13:54
which is why someone can still appear fat and be healthier than your dumb ass!
13:54
Kommissar Mandar
skinny fat is a thing
13:54
Daisy Kay
I know I'm vain, but but this my choice. This is how I want to look.
13:54
Kommissar Mandar
You're not vain
13:55
at least I don't think you are
13:55
After living with my cousin, no one is vain to me lol
13:55
and well
13:55
it pays off
13:55
because you're fucking gorgeous
13:56
Daisy Kay
danke
13:56
*nibbles spinach wrap*
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
I need to get something to eat before I die
13:56
I've been running around since 9 in the morning and I still haven't eaten
13:57
though I've forgotten to eat for days at a time
13:57
brb
13:58
Daisy Kay
I'm gonna try goin to bed before 2 tonight.
17:51
*curls up in your nest*
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
uhg
20:27
I just thought it was the morning
20:27
Because I took such a hard nap
20:27
I needed it though, I hurt = (
20:28
*spoons you*
20:29
aw nuts, wouldn't you know it
20:32
my cousin just posted this on my page
20:32
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2014/05/officials_demolition_of_historic_marlboro_psychiatric_hospital_begins.html
20:32
ah shit
22:20
H R Giger died = (
22:20
I feel like I need to play Darkseed and Ecco the Dolphin in his honor
22:21
Daisy Kay
dang it I been tryin to sleep this whole time why isn't it working
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
Because forcing sleep never works =(
23:02
Try some nyquil
23:02
Daisy Kay
I should have buyed some PM medicine
23:03
for my PMs.
23:03
Kommissar Mandar
haha
23:03
Poppy tea works well too
23:04
I have a million remedies for sleep
23:04
kratom
23:05
Daisy Kay
maybe some PM aspirin would have been nice.
23:05
because my head hurts too
23:05
Kommissar Mandar
Benedryl PM is the best for sleep
23:05
aww
23:05
Daisy Kay
*whine* I just wanna show I can be a good worker and start coming in early!
23:05
Kommissar Mandar
*Rubs your head, avoiding your immacculate hair*
23:05
Daisy Kay
*rubs your head HARD!*
23:06
Kommissar Mandar
=O
23:06
Do you have set hours?
23:06
or is it just kind of come in a certain range of time?
23:06
Daisy Kay
I never had set hours before but I think he's getting tired of me coming in whenever
23:06
Kommissar Mandar
I think he's just going through something
23:07
He freaked out on FYAD and shut it down for a day lol
23:08
I wasn't sure if he was kidding around or not
23:08
but he seemed upset
23:08
Do you mind if I have your address?
23:09
I want to start planning a route
23:09
Daisy Kay
oh my home is 302 Walker St, Pleasant Hill, MO 64080
my office is 220 N St. Rt 7.
23:12
Kommissar Mandar
thankya
23:13
Daisy Kay
also he had to shut down fyad because of some government thing
23:13
some dumbo ruined it
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I really feel bad he has to deal with that shit
23:14
Daisy Kay
I don't know all the details but it was something unlawful someone did
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
not surprising
23:14
shit
23:14
what was that one forum he had to shut down that kept threatening the president?
23:15
Daisy Kay
I haven't posted or even lurked in... 5 years?
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow
23:15
all I know is
23:15
Daisy Kay
I still have a negative post count though
23:15
everyone that posts in fyad has their post count tick downwards.
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
I never even noticed that
23:16
mines up so high because I scream in the Game of THrones thread so much
23:16
Daisy Kay
might as well brush kit
23:16
as long as I'm up
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
awww
23:16
Kit looks so adorable :3
23:16
Reminds me of Fishy, just a healthier weight lol
23:17
Sent file IMG_0446.JPG.
23:18
Little smug bastard used to sit at the table with us at meals and be like "where's mine?"
23:19
Daisy Kay
I comb Kit every day and yet
23:22
I just pulled enough hair off of him to make a bird nest
23:23
aw. I wish Kit would eat my food.
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
nah, you're lucky
23:23
It got really annoying wish Fishy lol
23:23
Daisy Kay
I mean it, I would welcome it.
23:23
I would go "here's yours, cutie."
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
because you could not turn your eyes away from your plate for more than 2 seconds
23:24
Daisy Kay
I remember when I was taking care of Lilly
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
I've had so much bacon stolen by that cat
23:24
Daisy Kay
and I went through the trouble of making her tiny hamburgers
23:24
with lil buns
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
awww
23:24
Daisy Kay
Bacon is apparently a secret to longevity in cats.
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
heh well....
23:25
it didn't work so well for Fishy
23:25
but my stupid cousin neglected that cat so badly
23:26
He didn't actually have a vet visit until I made her take him for one before she moved in to get nuetered
23:27
and that was when he was like...4
23:27
Daisy Kay
it should be done early
23:27
oh well
23:27
their fault
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
yeah..
23:28
it still sucked
23:28
that was when everything went downhill
23:29
First her shithead boyfriend moved in
23:29
then the cat went
23:29
I wanted to beat the shit out of that cockmunch so bad
23:30
I still feel really guilty
23:31
Because I'm pretty sure he hit her one night and I didn't call the cops
23:31
ah well
23:32
at least I don't have to deal with them anymore
23:32
I feel like I'm leaving Jersey on a much better note this time around
23:34
Daisy Kay
*pets*
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
23:41
*rubs your back to help you sleep*
23:41
Daisy Kay
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/466472290344247297
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
aww I love it
23:58
that fucking martian
23:58
Daisy Kay
The Quaint Quazoo
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
23:59
Wednesday, 14. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
I'll always be jealous of how fast you draw
00:00
Daisy Kay
I took my time on that
00:01
and then I was like OKAY GETTING TIRED and make the background all funky and abstract
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
it looks really good
00:02
Daisy Kay
sometimes I want to make a pure rainbow of roygbiv but then I remind myself "no that's not creative"
00:03
I much prefer illustrations of rainbows to be in the wrong order
00:03
Kommissar Mandar
still pretty
00:03
Daisy Kay
or when it's reduced to just three pastel colors
00:04
pink, yellow, and baby blue
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
they complement eachother well
00:04
Daisy Kay
well...
00:04
*curls up into a tight samus ball*
00:05
Kommissar Mandar
Do you feel sleepy now?
00:05
I would sing you a lullaby if my voice didn't sound like a harpy...
00:07
Mornin starshine
08:38
Daisy Kay
ahoy
08:39
I did manage to sleep for 6 of those 10 hours.
08:39
Kommissar Mandar
My stepmom found such a delightfully embarassing old FB account of mine
08:40
Not bad = )
08:40
Daisy Kay
oh okay cool
08:40
Kommissar Mandar
You'll be tired earlier then
08:40
and fix your schedule
08:40
it's all good
08:40
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/190740_5706479165_5456_n.jpg
08:41
I used to look terrible : 3
08:41
All my fat migrated to my face
08:42
Daisy Kay
I was so skinny up until my 18th birthday.
08:42
Kommissar Mandar
I don't know what it is with being 18
08:42
that's when I blew up too
08:42
Daisy Kay
I mean
08:42
I don't know of any time I've actually been healthy except for now
08:43
Kommissar Mandar
I'm thin but certainly not healthy
08:43
Daisy Kay
Well hopefully we can both help each other maintain a healthy diet and exercise routine.
08:44
I mean doing it alone is hard.
08:45
Kommissar Mandar
Will the bike make me lose my butt?
08:45
I just got it
08:45
I don't want it to go away...
08:45
Daisy Kay
ha ha I dunno c:
08:45
My bike looks funny right now.
08:45
Kommissar Mandar
Why?
08:46
Daisy Kay
The seat tore off the base. Like, at the metal... so I use a chair with pillows and towels over it... also the bike has to be jammed between my bed and two busted chairs.
08:47
It's awkward but it is the only way it works right now.
08:47
Kommissar Mandar
I saw a real bike like that
08:48
it was badass
08:48
It was like a huge tricycle
08:48
with an office chair for a seat
08:48
Some dude got it at Swap Meet around here and would always drive it to the convenience store I worked at
08:48
I'm gonna be honest
08:49
I'll probably get 20 minutes biking tops before I just fall down
08:49
better biking than trying to jog or anything though
08:50
Daisy Kay
well the recommended amount of daily exercise is 30 minutes a day.
08:50
Kommissar Mandar
I can't do exercise that involves stress on the ankles
08:51
Daisy Kay
this is especially true for the overweight.
08:51
Kommissar Mandar
Wait'll you see my Torgo-esque walk
08:51
Daisy Kay
because an obese person that walks just 30 minutes a day is healthier than one that does not.
08:51
oh yeah, you seen how tiny my feets are
08:52
my feet are small and flat
08:52
Kommissar Mandar
cute feet : 3
08:52
Daisy Kay
but I love walking
08:52
oh ha ha no
08:52
they all messed up because of years of stress put on them.
08:52
Kommissar Mandar
aw, do they hurt easy?
08:52
Daisy Kay
not easy but
08:53
they are messed up lookin.
08:53
also I stub my toes a lot
08:54
I'm clumsy like that
08:54
I should make food. I been workin without fuel.
08:54
Kommissar Mandar
Stay out of Studworths
08:54
heh
08:55
I confess
08:55
I shamelessly stole that name for characters in my story
08:55
I can't think of names for shit
08:56
make some gud fuds
08:56
Daisy Kay
okay going to eat food for real now. I just got a bunch of cute packages today.
09:28
Kommissar Mandar
what'd you get? =O
09:29
Daisy Kay
weird swedish candy and some interesting foodstuffs from Klout.
09:30
Every now and then I forget I have a klout thing and whenever I check it I find unclaimed "perks."
09:30
Kommissar Mandar
oh sweet
09:31
Daisy Kay
so like
09:32
Kommissar Mandar
I gotta place an order for some shit and get my prescriptions refilled before the big journey
09:32
Daisy Kay
some organic food company sent me
09:32
coconut butter
09:33
Kommissar Mandar
anything special you want me to bring you when I come up?
09:33
well it better be better than coconut milk
09:33
Daisy Kay
haha
09:33
Kommissar Mandar
because I find coconut milk to be nasty
09:33
Daisy Kay
Just bring stuff you need, bee.
09:33
and want
09:33
Kommissar Mandar
Well I'm bringing you something regardless
09:33
= P
09:34
Have you had coconut milk?
09:34
Daisy Kay
that is fine
09:34
Yeah it's alright
09:34
Kommissar Mandar
The texture of it just throws me
09:35
and not in a good way
09:35
Aloe water, now that's my shit
09:35
Plopp
09:46
Daisy Kay
Kit is sick and I need to check on him but he wont move from under the bed. He just lookin at me like "whatever"
14:27
ugh... what a stressful couple of hours
16:22
Kommissar Mandar
aww
19:41
is he okay now?
19:41
what happened?
19:41
Daisy Kay
hey boober
19:42
he's just been sick and throwing up a lot so the vets are taking care of him now.
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
I woke up to someone crying on the damn kitchen floor
19:43
i'm trying to figure out what's going on
19:43
Daisy Kay
*frown*
19:43
Kommissar Mandar
Someone's on their knees
19:43
don't worry, this is typical
19:43
Daisy Kay
*curls up beside you* I hope I get good news tomorrow.
19:44
Kommissar Mandar
He'll be fine
19:44
he..she? what is Kit?
19:44
Daisy Kay
yeah Kit is aboy
19:45
Kommissar Mandar
ah okay
19:45
If he's with the vet, I'm sure he'll be okay
19:46
*rubs your back*
19:47
Do you think he got into and ate something he wasn't supposed to?4
19:48
Daisy Kay
That or just cystals forming inside him. The vet was assuring me there's no real way to know for sure.
19:49
*lies in bed, face up*
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
crystals?
19:55
reading about it now
19:57
He'll be fine, sweetheart
19:59
Okay, it was uncle Jerry on the floor on his knees
20:08
I know the story now
20:08
more bullshit with my cousin's side of the familiy
20:09
I feel so bad for their kid, my cousin's little brother
20:10
He's 10, he's the cutest fucking thing
20:10
He's always talking to me about his LP channel : 3
20:10
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10355580_1609898425901202_8429466751130247890_o.jpg
20:26
I really like this for some reason
20:26
Just kinda experimenting with style
20:27
Do you know anyone who smokes cigarettes?
21:03
I hope you're okay, sweetheart
22:39
I hate seeing you in a state of panic =(
22:39
Daisy Kay
I will be fine... as long as Kit is okay that will be one less thing to worry about
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
Okay
23:02
I worry about you, you know
23:02
Sleep well
23:04
Daisy Kay
*leans on you*
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
*Pulls you into her bed and cuddles you*
23:14
*snuggles close*
23:15
Daisy Kay
*puts your small body on top*
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm Daisy makes a good pillow : 3*
23:16
*rests head on your chest*
23:17
Daisy Kay
*holds onto you like a little teddy bear*
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm *feels all warm and fuzzy and safe*
23:25
Daisy Kay
*stares up at the ceiling and sighs.*
23:26
*touches your butt* boop boop.
23:26
Kommissar Mandar
*gasps sharply* ((my butt flesh is very sensitive in a good way))
23:27
Daisy Kay
butt flesh.
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
Flesh o' the butt
23:28
Daisy Kay
*takes a gentle bite of your bottom*
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
You buttmunch
23:28
*spanks you*
23:29
When I was 7 my friend told me that buttmunch was a national holiday in some foreign country
23:31
And I believed them
23:31
*spanks you again*
23:31
Daisy Kay
When I was 7 I did not know that "eat my shorts" had sexual connotations.
23:32
Kommissar Mandar
Does it really?
23:33
Daisy Kay
eat my shorts, bite me, eat me
23:33
all the eat and bite things are like
23:33
yeah
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
I just always pictured someone eating a pair of boxers
23:33
Daisy Kay
it's like "suck my dick/butt/pussy/balls"
23:34
Surely you know "bite me" means that
23:34
right
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
lol i know that
23:35
listen, I was a dumb kid lol
23:36
Daisy Kay
yeah I'm just sayin
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
Like i was a really fucking dumb kid
23:36
Daisy Kay
I didn't make the connection as a kid
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
it's hilarious in retrospect
23:37
Daisy Kay
And I remembered being called out on it
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
because i was tragically gullible
23:37
Daisy Kay
"but it's on t-shirts and stuff!"
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
Heh
23:37
Daisy Kay
I mean I obviously knew that you couldn't repeating everything bart said like hell, damn, and ass
23:37
but "eat my shorts" sounded innocent
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
My older sister used to listen to a lot of Gilette's music when we grew up
23:38
And i would run around at 7 years old
23:38
singing "You gotta lick it before we kick it! You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it!"
23:38
Daisy Kay
Yeah
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
not having the foggiest of what I was actually saying
23:39
Daisy Kay
if it's not one of the major cusses then how do you know you're saying something bad
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
exactly!
23:39
Daisy Kay
lol
23:39
I have no idea how I learned not to say certain words but I'm sure my mom taught me really early
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
23:40
Daisy Kay
I said "shit" when I was about 1.
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
awww
23:40
Daisy Kay
it wasn't my first word but my mom used it so much
23:40
that I picked it up
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry, I'm just picturing it
23:40
Daisy Kay
she'd go "aw shit" and I'd say "SHIT!"
23:41
It was Mom's fault.
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
I just picture the way you scream when you say shit and I'm laughing
23:41
Daisy Kay
"DIRT"
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
Did she wash your mouth out with soap?
23:41
Daisy Kay
when I was a baby? NO.
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
oh yeah, you were one
23:42
Daisy Kay
It did happen one time when I was a little older though, like 5 or 6
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
aww really?
23:42
Daisy Kay
I wasn't even allowed to "use the lord's name in vain."
23:42
which my mom did constantly so hello that is a double-standard
23:43
and
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
that was more my stepmom's thing
23:43
Daisy Kay
if you're trying to teach me that it's a sin then how come you be sinning
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
I grew up Jewish so that was never no thang
23:43
It's hard not to
23:43
Daisy Kay
it's supposed to be one of the major ones
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
I say Jesus Christ 500 times a day
23:44
Daisy Kay
MOM
23:44
Eventually she got tired of the fact that I never broke that one
23:44
and she was like "okay it's not even that important of a commandment!"
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:44
Because seriously, you can't help it
23:44
I would not be able to remove that from my vocabulary
23:45
Daisy Kay
I lied sometimes. I was always caught but that's because I was never believed when I told the truth either.
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
Well that's not good =(
23:45
Daisy Kay
There were a few major ones that I still feel like I never got an official apology for
23:46
MOM
23:46
but anyway
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
I hope I don't upset you
23:46
but 'bitch' is very engrained in my vocabulary
23:46
And i know you don't like that word
23:46
Daisy Kay
it's hard to let go of.
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
That was acually my first one
23:47
Me and my sister were having a fight
23:47
we were in my room
23:47
Daisy Kay
there are a lot of words we use that are difficult to pull out of our vocabulary
23:47
I get upset but I'm patient.
23:47
Kommissar Mandar
And she's like 'You're a noodle butt'
23:47
Daisy Kay
HAHA AND YOU
23:47
SAID BITCH
23:47
hahahaha
23:47
Kommissar Mandar
oh it got better!
23:47
I said 'you're a fart potato
23:47
and then she said 'you're a turd face'
23:48
ANd I'm like
23:48
Daisy Kay
That is such an unnecessary escalation
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
Well....you're a BITCH
23:48
I KNOW!
23:48
But yeah
23:48
Daisy Kay
"you butt" "YOU FUCKIN CUNT"
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
then came "MOOOOOOOM!!! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MANDY JUST CALLED ME!!"
23:48
My mom dragged me out of my room by my hair to the sink and washed the SHIT out of my mouth with soap
23:49
It was teal colored Zest
23:49
I will never forget it
23:49
Daisy Kay
I like when kids repeat bad words to tell on someone "she said ass! I heard her say ASS. I can't believe she would say ASS. she was like "ass" I mean ass can you believe ass?
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:50
Daisy Kay
I think kids cussing is funny period
23:50
Kommissar Mandar
That one scene from a Christmas Story gets me every time
23:51
"drink....more....Ovaltine..."
23:51
"SON OF A BITCH"
23:51
Daisy Kay
In The Goonies
23:51
when Chunk drops his ice cream on his shirt and says "Shit!"
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
23:52
Daisy Kay
or Monster Squad... almost all the dialog... haha
23:52
Kommissar Mandar
a bit on the darker ide
23:52
side*
23:52
But this is one of my favorite movies ever
23:53
because of this
23:53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_aUm97hj8
23:53
Daisy Kay
yeah that's just awesome.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
Macaulay Kulkin sells the shit out of that role
23:53
Daisy Kay
it's not like he said "suck my dick"
23:54
I mean then it woulda been creepy
23:54
he just said the f word
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
The whole story is basically Home Alone gone sociopathic and evil
23:54
I fucking love the way he says it to
23:54
Daisy Kay
It's about what if the kid from home alone was real
23:54
like how people do like
23:54
"what if a superhero was a real person. They'd be kinda fucked up, right?"
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
It adds a realistic aspect to it
23:55
Daisy Kay
Home Alone, at least the first one, was sadistic
23:55
because the slapstick wasn't just simple bumps and bruises
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
Oh, it was, it's just the forced whimsy throws you off
23:55
Daisy Kay
a nail went right into a foot...
23:55
and they showed it going in
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
....That was the sound of a tool chest...falling down the stairs...
23:56
Seriously!
23:56
If you gave that movie a different musical score
23:56
Daisy Kay
haha
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
it'd be a horror
23:56
Daisy Kay
it would be like a Turkish film
23:56
"here is some whimsy but set to scary music"
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:57
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDLkFEhJVTw
23:58
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
I can't drive under an overpass without picturing this happening
23:58
oh god oh god not this
23:58
I've seen some of this
23:59
Daisy Kay
yes it is a very whimsical film
23:59
where a disgusting alien farts from its belly button and jacks off to porn
23:59
which is actually closer to the original script of et
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
I have a legitimate...thing about aliens
23:59
Thursday, 15. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Like an irrational phobia
00:00
Daisy Kay
I used to be scared that I'd see one spying on me from my window
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
Do you remember the show Allen Strange?
00:00
Daisy Kay
not very well
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
It was basically a kids version of the Man Who Fell to Earth on Nickelodean
00:01
but
00:01
there was this one episode
00:01
and I have posted on so many fucking threads trying to find it
00:01
scoured the internet
00:01
there's this one episode where he gets...addicted to water...
00:01
yeah, the plot was fucking weird
00:02
but anyway
00:02
There's a scene where he's going through 'water withdrawl'
00:02
And it's a slow shot zooming in on the back of his chair
00:02
and his roommate Robbie turns him around
00:02
and he's become this...thing....
00:03
and he croaks out 'I need...the water...Robbie'
00:03
I was 7 or 8 at the time
00:03
Daisy Kay
The 100 Good Deeds Of Eddie McDowd
00:03
Kommissar Mandar
and I...Jumped up from the couch
00:03
screamed my fucking lungs out
00:03
ran around the house
00:03
tore my hair out
00:03
Daisy Kay
The Mystery Files Of Shelby Woo
00:03
Kommissar Mandar
and collapsed on the floor
00:04
of a legitimate panic attack
00:04
Daisy Kay
hey that's why the show is rated TV-Y7.
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
Shelby Woo kicked ass btw
00:04
Daisy Kay
not for kids younger than 7.
00:04
Cousin Skeeter
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
I loved Cousin Skeeter!
00:04
Daisy Kay
they never bothered to mention that he's a puppet
00:05
he just is.
00:05
The Secret World Of Alex Mack
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
that's what I loved about it
00:07
Alex Mack was pretty cool
00:07
Daisy Kay
ahh, yes, real monsters.
00:07
as told by ginger
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
You know I never watched much of that
00:08
Daisy Kay
legends of the hidden temple.
00:08
Kommissar Mandar
but it was so good
00:08
OMG
00:08
that show
00:09
Daisy Kay
Nickelodeon Guts
00:09
d-d-d-
00:09
do you have it?
00:09
I'm curious
00:09
if you have it
00:09
guts.
00:09
"HUAH."
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
*rips out intestines*
00:09
but okay
00:09
there was this goon
00:09
who was actually on Legends of the Hidden Temple
00:09
Daisy Kay
man I hated all the gameshows.
00:10
Kommissar Mandar
And he posted about his experience
00:10
like
00:10
it's really fucking terrible what they did with those kids
00:10
They would basically all have them sitting backstage in the Florida muggy as heat
00:10
did not offer them water
00:10
so by the time they actually got out there
00:11
They were dehydrated and on the verge of heat stroke
00:11
Daisy Kay
those super nintendos and moon shoes are expensive
00:11
can't have every kid winning one
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
haha true
00:13
Daisy Kay
I disliked all the gameshows
00:13
even Nick Arcade somehow found a way to make video games boring
00:13
Kommissar Mandar
no
00:13
there was one I loved
00:13
the one that wasn't nick arcade
00:14
Daisy Kay
I remember actually screaming of boredom at nick arcade
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
"video power"
00:14
Daisy Kay
yeah, actually, that was interesting.
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
Johnny Motherfucking Arcade
00:14
Daisy Kay
there was another show that came on around the same time...
00:14
it was more about reviews and tips
00:15
like a magazine show
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
I vaguely vaguely remember...
00:15
wait
00:15
you're not talking about
00:15
George Woods' show?
00:15
Daisy Kay
I doubt it
00:16
"you're going to run out of those eventually."
00:17
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so fucking determined now to find that Allen Strange clip
00:18
I really want to horrify myself into a coma
00:18
Daisy Kay
*picture of bill clinton*
00:18
*joke*
00:18
"damn it"
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
00:18
I fuckin love Betus
00:18
Daisy Kay
here is the confusing thing
00:19
video power had two different formats
00:20
one was a magazine show and the other was a gameshow
00:20
so sometimes it's hard to remember... which... show... I'm thinking of
00:21
Kommissar Mandar
I also fucking love when my computer restarts for no apparrent reason
00:28
The only thing I recall like that was that George Woods show
00:29
speaking of
00:30
Daisy Kay
It may have been the other version of video power
00:30
except I remember a blonde guy hosting
00:30
Kommissar Mandar
I was perusing Retsupuraes
00:30
holy shit...
00:30
There was one I found with you
00:31
You sounded so different I didn't realize it was you O_O
00:31
Daisy Kay
some are incorrectly attributed to me.
00:31
I did um...
00:31
do sound editing on quite a few
00:31
because five different people with five different mics need to have levels checked.
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
It was one with Wario Ware
00:32
Daisy Kay
I think so
00:32
all I remember was jimmy and then
00:32
getting uncomfortable as the show went on
00:32
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...
00:32
Daisy Kay
but laughing and trying to be like "oh yeah guys that's really funny"
00:32
Kommissar Mandar
I watched it and I really kind of felt bad...
00:33
Because
00:33
I could imagine it was making you uncomfortable = (
00:33
Daisy Kay
there were a few like
00:33
Sanity's Re-quee-um
00:33
Kommissar Mandar
You weren't talking a lot
00:33
Daisy Kay
that I couldn't even be bothered to edit
00:33
I think that was the one
00:34
but they were picking on this girl
00:34
and calling her a bitch and a whore
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVDXyUWO6c
00:34
this was the one I was talking about
00:34
I saw that one
00:34
Daisy Kay
I know they kind of disowned those earlier ones but at the time
00:34
it was upsetting
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
yeah...
00:34
I mean she was annoying, but...
00:34
they kind of went to far
00:34
Slowbeef is....yeah
00:35
Daisy Kay
well don't use that kind of language
00:35
Kommissar Mandar
He's a Jersey guy
00:35
Daisy Kay
just talk about how they suck
00:35
well no I mean
00:35
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
00:35
Daisy Kay
I can at least say they didn't know any better
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
there was no need for all the 'dumb slut' stuff
00:36
Daisy Kay
that was a different era of the internet
00:36
the internet was a harsher place and if you tried to "censor yourself" even a little then you were a LAME PUSSY or something
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
00:36
Daisy Kay
I tried to be tough without using slurs
00:37
Kommissar Mandar
You're voice sounds a lot better now
00:37
than it did in that video
00:37
Daisy Kay
Like I said I did video editing
00:37
so I was able to alter my voice
00:37
to sound more like "a man"
00:37
Kommissar Mandar
ah
00:37
speaking of
00:38
If you ever need help
00:38
Daisy Kay
I've always had my voice, I've just hid it.
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
I know my way around Sony Vegas some
00:38
I see
00:38
Well
00:38
i don't need to tell you that i think you're voice is beautiful
00:38
it was hard to watch that video to be honest
00:39
because I knew things were being said that were hurtful to you =(
00:39
Daisy Kay
I have had several decades to disguise my voice
00:39
but now I'm like fuck it
00:40
It's too stressful
00:40
Kommissar Mandar
You're unedited voice is so much better
00:40
I mean when you went on camera for me and I heard it totally raw
00:41
I just...thought it was so lovely
00:41
: 3
00:42
Daisy Kay
I was born with hormone imbalance and extra parts
00:42
I'm not exactly intersex but close to it.
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
That happens a lot more than people realize it does
00:43
It was actually suspected of me as well
00:43
because my lower insides weren't right
00:44
Daisy Kay
yeah, it happens in the womb
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
but they ruled it out
00:44
though
00:44
Daisy Kay
sex isn't decided until way into the process
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
I have often been teased
00:44
that when I wear certain shirts I "look like a tranny"
00:44
Daisy Kay
when the thing between your legs either turns into a penis or a vagina
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
because of my build
00:45
Daisy Kay
that's dumb
00:45
Kommissar Mandar
this one dude from Keansburg would tease me about it a lot
00:45
Daisy Kay
I'm tired of people pointing out stuff like adam's apples or facial hair or breasts or hands or whatever
00:46
without knowing that these are things anyone can have
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
seriously...
00:46
Daisy Kay
almost all women have mustaches to varying degrees.
00:46
some women have huge feet and hands.
00:46
I'm talking about cis female-at-birth women.
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
gender is a spectrum
00:47
Daisy Kay
just to be clear
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
not a binary deal
00:47
Daisy Kay
so when someone is saying they can "spot a tranny" they're full of shit
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
oh exactly
00:47
btw
00:47
this guy was a total piece of shit
00:48
got kicked out of the military for being a pedophile
00:48
Daisy Kay
because that means they will call out a woman who was born female and make her feel awful
00:48
Kommissar Mandar
tyyyypiiiicaaal of that fucking group i was in
00:48
I don't remark on shit like that ever
00:48
My voice has also been mocked
00:49
I have been told that I sound like a teenage boy
00:50
by multiple people
00:50
Do you think my voice sounds feminine?
00:51
Daisy Kay
yes
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
honestly, it doesn't bother me
00:51
Daisy Kay
unquestionably?
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
aww, thank you
00:52
I think what it is
00:52
My voice has a wide range of tone
00:52
it changes
00:52
Some days it will be higher, others it will be lower
00:53
I don't notice it, but others do
00:53
Daisy Kay
well practice some silly voices
00:54
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
00:54
I actually do that....every day
00:54
Daisy Kay
I want to do a sequel to the 4+1 Rangers where extra rangers get added
00:54
Kommissar Mandar
It was kind of a thing with me and my old buddies
00:55
Daisy Kay
and then after that even more rangers
00:55
Kommissar Mandar
We would all imitate Disney characters and make them say terrible shit
00:55
God, I wish I could find you this video
00:55
Of me and my old friend going back and forth
00:55
both speaking to eachother as Alan Rickman
00:56
I always mock shit in silly voices
00:57
Daisy Kay
Ralan Ickman
00:57
Kommissar Mandar
haha
00:57
I would be so honored to be in a flash video lol
00:57
uuhg
01:00
I'm really not gonna stop until I find that Allen Strange clip now
01:00
I have a thirst for nightmares
01:00
either that or I'll look at it and it'll be something totally silly
01:00
and I'll be like...dafuq was wrong with me as a kid
01:01
Daisy Kay
i liked to watch "real mystery" shows as a child
01:01
like the stuff where they talk about UFOs
01:01
and alien abductions
01:01
Kommissar Mandar
Unsolved Mysteries....
01:02
I watched the shit out of that
01:02
and it kept me up at night
01:02
Daisy Kay
I think there was this show
01:02
Kommissar Mandar
The Faceless Woman
01:02
Daisy Kay
came on Saturday Nights...
01:02
Kommissar Mandar
really fucked me up
01:02
Daisy Kay
It was on Fox.
01:02
like, right before Cops I think
01:03
I loved watching it
01:03
Kommissar Mandar
Beyond Belief?
01:03
Not this time.....I'm Jonathan Frakes.
01:03
Daisy Kay
97... hmm, no
01:04
this had to be earlier in the 90s
01:04
around the same time X-files came out
01:04
Kommissar Mandar
hmmm
01:05
I did watch a lot of those shows
01:05
but not until the late 90s really
01:05
so it was probably before my time
01:05
Daisy Kay
we're like
01:06
7 years apart
01:06
but there is still some overlap.
01:06
Kommissar Mandar
I watched a lot of older things
01:06
plus
01:06
Daisy Kay
I honestly only really cared about tv in the 90s.
01:06
Kommissar Mandar
a lot of things I watched
01:06
were tapes of my sisters from the 80s
01:06
Daisy Kay
yeah
01:06
Kommissar Mandar
Which is why I'm such a Jem nut
01:07
Daisy Kay
tapes were how I was exposed to stuff older than me
01:07
Kommissar Mandar
I stopped giving a fuck about TV after the 90s too pretty much
01:07
I got all the old my little ponies
01:08
Rainbow Brite
01:08
kickass 80s movies
01:08
Me and my sister are actually 7 years apart
01:08
The Labyrinth and Dark Crystal....
01:09
those were tapes of my sister's
01:09
shit changed my life
01:09
Daisy Kay
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sightings_(TV_series)
01:10
that had to be it. 1992.
01:11
Kommissar Mandar
I eat shows like this up
01:11
Daisy Kay
I like it like one likes a ghost story
01:12
not at all credible. dubious.
01:12
but cute
01:12
Kommissar Mandar
but still sets your teeth on edge
01:12
Daisy Kay
haha
01:12
I went with cute
01:12
Kommissar Mandar
One of the first internet forums I really got into
01:12
Daisy Kay
the sa ghost threads
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
was this one
01:13
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/
01:13
I actually haven't read those
01:13
I was a lot more interested in this thread called 'personal mysteries'
01:13
where we all shared just...weird unexplainable shit that happened to us
01:14
I find shit like that a lot more unnerving than your typical ghost story
01:14
I posted in it something that happened to me
01:14
I once came into posesion of a copy of Virtua Racer for Sega Genesis
01:15
That had really fucking weird cryptic messages on the scoreboard
01:15
it said something like "Do not fret, sweet child, on Venus, anger is a gift."
01:16
It...creeped me the fuck out
01:16
I was like 10 when this happend
01:16
happened
01:16
it was weird too because this was when my parents had just gotten divorced
01:17
Daisy Kay
glitching out video games was fun and easy to do with carts.
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
I had to live with my mom and stepdad
01:17
and was generally going through a rough time
01:17
and I don't know...as corny as it sounds I felt like the message was meant for me
01:18
lol
01:18
Zelda 64 crooked cartridge trick
01:18
Daisy Kay
I am not superstitious but I do believe in coincidences shaping our experiences.
01:18
Kommissar Mandar
I'll admit
01:19
I am on the superstitious side
01:19
Daisy Kay
if something happens at just the right time our brains will convince us that is how the universe is meant to be
01:19
and, using statistics and probability, it seems some people are just more prone to coincidences.
01:20
that is how you have the guy who won the lottery and cheated death five times
01:20
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
01:21
I do honestly believe I am prone to luck
01:21
because
01:21
I've been in so many situations that should have either killed or damned me to a terrible fate
01:22
Daisy Kay
I sometimes feel like
01:22
Kommissar Mandar
I always say
01:22
I must have been a hero in one of my past lives or some shit
01:22
because I don't know why I deserve the luck I have
01:23
Daisy Kay
there is a system that puts cars in front of me when I'm about to cross the street or intersection.
01:23
haha
01:23
because I am always stopped before I can cross the street somewhere
01:23
so sometimes I will just stand and wait after a car has passed
01:23
Kommissar Mandar
there's always a car in your way?
01:24
Daisy Kay
just to convince myself "see? no other cars. It only arrived JUST as you went up here."
01:24
even though I know that's silly
01:24
Kommissar Mandar
I tend to look deeper into things like that
01:25
little anomalies just intrigue me too much
01:25
Please tell me to shut up if you don't want to hear this because I'm about to drop the S bomb
01:26
But when I was in Scientology
01:26
You're taught that the events that happen in this world are very intricately connected
01:27
It works like a bunch of tuning forks...in a weird way
01:27
Your thoughts send out a signal to the universe
01:27
And the universe responds in tandem to the tone of those thoughts
01:28
It's this whole thing called the tone scale
01:28
lol, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go on a Scientology tangent
01:28
Daisy Kay
it is okay
01:29
Kommissar Mandar
there's parts of it I disagree with
01:29
but at the same time
01:29
there are things I have observed again and again to be true about it to the point where I can't not believe it
01:30
Daisy Kay
I am pretty hardcore agnostic. I don't believe in explanations made up by humans. There is no way to know for sure about the workings of the universe.
01:30
Kommissar Mandar
oh of course
01:30
Daisy Kay
which also means I refuse to believe anyone can know for sure that there's no... thing... that controls the universe... that might in some way not be random.
01:31
but again
01:31
it's not "god" or whatever
01:31
that's just something we made up
01:31
Kommissar Mandar
Scientology does not explain it as a "god"
01:31
it's literally just a thing
01:31
an energy force
01:31
Daisy Kay
again that's just an explanation
01:31
Kommissar Mandar
creating and expanding the universe
01:31
Daisy Kay
you don't know.
01:32
Kommissar Mandar
true
01:32
I just have trouble picturing "god" as like...an invisible king
01:32
Daisy Kay
haha
01:32
what if the universe, itself, controls itself, like a living being
01:32
like how we're made of trillions of living things
01:33
our bodies are full of things that are alive that just happen to be part of us
01:33
this isn't good but whatever
01:33
haha
01:33
that is just as false as any other explanation
01:33
Kommissar Mandar
well
01:33
I could tell you something that I saw
01:34
I don't want to weird you out though =(
01:34
and think you're inviting some lunatic in your house lol
01:34
but you seem like an open minded person
01:35
Daisy Kay
I'm not open minded haha
01:35
I just
01:35
Kommissar Mandar
I guess the better word would be
01:35
Daisy Kay
don't pretend to know for sure.
01:35
Kommissar Mandar
not judgemental?
01:35
Daisy Kay
well that's different
01:35
Kommissar Mandar
I just don't want you to think I'm a lunatic
01:35
but
01:36
I told you how I had a nervous breakdown in AZ right?
01:36
Daisy Kay
go on
01:38
Kommissar Mandar
OKay
01:38
Remember how we were talking about repressed memories before?
01:38
And I told you I thought I had some?
01:39
Well I did something really really really fucking stupid
01:40
When I was part of that hypnotists troupe, I developed a real talent before it
01:40
And was able to resurface repressed memories and do a couple past life regressions in people
01:41
I refuse to do any more hypnosis
01:41
But anyway
01:41
I swore I had repressed memories because of weird shit that went on in my childhood house
01:42
And I decided I was gonna do a regression on myself
01:42
Now one of my other hypnotist buddies warned me heavily not to do it
01:43
told me I would have a nervous breakdown
01:43
I'm not the best at taking advice from people
01:43
also
01:43
between my roommate abusing me and the job I had I was under a lot of stress
01:43
I was not eating or drinking
01:43
And this was Arizona in the middle of august
01:43
SO
01:44
I decided
01:44
I was going to induce trance with pot and PCP
01:44
I did
01:44
And I went back in my subconscious
01:45
Daisy Kay
ah okay
01:45
Kommissar Mandar
And I like....saw my whole life flash before my eyes
01:45
everything
01:45
super super super super fast
01:45
and then
01:46
everything tore apart
01:46
And I just saw...stars
01:46
And this big thing
01:46
That looked like a DNA strand
01:46
spinning rapidly
01:47
just....making space
01:47
I'll never be able to fully explain what went on in my head that night
01:47
But that's what I saw
01:48
and when I came to
01:48
I actually forgot how to speak
01:48
I was just making noises like a baby
01:48
uhg
01:49
It was a horrible horrible experience, I really don't want to relieve it any further right now
01:49
Daisy Kay
*pet pet*
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
I had to be put away
01:49
But I got better
01:49
Daisy Kay
*puts you away... in her apron pouch.*
01:50
Kommissar Mandar
After 8 months I really am starting to feel like my old self again
01:50
I hope you don't think I'm crazy =(
01:50
I really try not to weird people out
01:50
Daisy Kay
*hops with you like a kangaroo*
01:50
it's okay
01:50
As long as you are not doing drugs now
01:50
Kommissar Mandar
There are pills that I must take for my anxiety
01:51
Daisy Kay
be careful, bee.
01:51
that's medication!
01:51
You need pills.
01:51
Kommissar Mandar
I'll be honest
01:51
I do take kratom
01:51
It's legal
01:51
an herbal anti-anxiety supplement
01:51
but that is all I take
01:51
nothing hard
01:52
And I rarely drink anymore
01:52
and when I do
01:52
I keep it under control
01:52
Daisy Kay
I only take devrom, a harmless drug that contains bismuth sugallate, which is an internal deoderizer.
01:52
Kommissar Mandar
ah, you told me about that
01:53
Daisy Kay
it's pretty neat
01:53
but yeah that's something I take that my body does not need
01:53
Kommissar Mandar
It's a nice perk though
01:54
Your nose is really sensitive?
01:54
Daisy Kay
yeah I mean
01:54
I can detect smells most people can't
01:55
*yawms*
01:55
Kommissar Mandar
heh, my nose is like dead
01:56
I can't smell anything
01:57
The only good sense I really have is my hearing
01:57
Daisy Kay
heh
01:58
good sense
01:58
*puts on shades*
01:58
I am sorry I teased you about your sense
01:58
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha, you didn't tease
02:00
=P
02:00
I'm most proud of it
02:00
my nose and eyes are shot
02:00
But see
02:00
Daisy Kay
no like
02:00
a joke
02:00
like "you have no sense"
02:00
Kommissar Mandar
haha it's alright
02:00
Daisy Kay
goofball
02:00
you silly
02:00
Kommissar Mandar
Honestly
02:00
I am not sensitive at all
02:01
the only things I'm really sensitive about are my memory problems
02:01
Because those are just humiliating to me
02:01
that's my only achilles heel, really
02:01
Daisy Kay
I don't say mean stuff
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
I know you don't
02:02
You're a sweetheart
02:02
but yeah
02:02
It's fun having acute hearing
02:03
So many people don't think you're listening
02:03
when you actually are
02:03
It's a trick I've pulled many times in this house
02:03
Dad and stepmom will be saying something about me
02:03
I'll keep it to myself
02:03
repeat it to them a week later
02:03
"How the fuck did you hear that?"
02:04
*smugface*
02:04
Daisy Kay
you can't hear certain high frequencies once you're over 20.
02:05
Kommissar Mandar
I know
02:05
Daisy Kay
that is just an interesting factoid
02:06
Kommissar Mandar
that's why them bratty teenagers have those stupid ringtones
02:06
Daisy Kay
*snuddles sleepily*
02:10
Kommissar Mandar
*carries you to bed and tucks you in*
02:10
*kisses your forehead*
02:11
Mornin'
08:06
Any word on Kit?
08:06
If the vet bill gets too intense I could help you out
12:18
Like I said, I'll be making a bit of cash before I leave here
12:20
I don't want you to have to stress
12:22
Daisy Kay
I'm going to try and make a mini ebook tonight and sell it on gumroad.
17:42
I got to visit Kit today. Although he has not been eating he was more active.
17:43
Kommissar Mandar
Well that's good =)
17:43
It's a step in the right direction
17:43
I saw the pictures, he looked adorable
17:44
sad, but adorable
17:44
What's your book going to consist of?
17:45
Daisy Kay
I printed out like a bunch of panel pages and I will wing it with a Critters In A Situation adventure.
17:46
Kommissar Mandar
I love the critters =)
17:48
I've just been dealing with crazies all day
17:48
and I'll have more tomorrow to deal with
17:48
I'm like...in an IRL fetch quest
17:50
for this crap my mom owes me
17:51
Buuut it's looking up
17:51
Daisy Kay
okay, good.
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
I could have had $10,000 in my pocket right now if she didn't let half the shit get stolen BUUUUUT what'll you do?
17:52
Daisy Kay
I had the same thing happen to me
17:52
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
17:53
Daisy Kay
big lazy jerk just bled me dry when I had10k saved in the bank.
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
Oh jesus
17:53
Daisy Kay
well the good news is that... even if something bad were to happen... that wont happen again.
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
Well you're smart
17:53
you wouldn't allow it to happen again
17:53
Daisy Kay
because this place is HALF of what it cost me in Philly.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
I'm still sorry that happened to you
17:54
Daisy Kay
well *shrugs*
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
My thing is
17:54
And I won't be too harsh
17:54
because my mother is legitimately clinically crazy
17:54
She has a personality disorder
17:54
But
17:55
I don't supervise her for 5 minutes when it comes to doing something
17:55
everything goes wrong
17:55
She had a lot of valuable things she was holding onto for me
17:55
And she was moving from New York to PA
17:55
And having her boyfriends brother help her move
17:56
okay
17:56
first off
17:56
The guy asks for $700 in gas money
17:56
to get from New Jersey to New York
17:56
But no
17:56
of course mom doesn't see this as a red flag in the slightest
17:57
she wires him the gas money
17:57
So he shows up
17:57
Steals everything that's not nailed down
17:57
and leaves
17:57
Her boyfriend makes him give SOME of it back
17:58
which is still worth a good deal
17:58
more than enough to cover the travel costs to get to MO
17:58
But I'm getting her chump boyfriend to pay up for some of the shit too because fuck him
17:59
anyway
17:59
Daisy Kay
impressive
17:59
Kommissar Mandar
What will I owe you for the mattress you're getting me?
18:00
Daisy Kay
Nothing right now. If you still insist we can figure out something later.
18:00
Kommissar Mandar
You're the best, do you know that?
18:01
Daisy Kay
a bed should be uh
18:01
just part of a room
18:01
part of the deal.
18:01
Kommissar Mandar
Well
18:01
I'm used to a lot worse treatment I guess =(
18:01
Daisy Kay
I am getting on my bike and then when I do maybe 60 minutes I am going to lie in bed and draw on one of those lap table things.
18:02
with the cushy bottom
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
oooh nice
18:02
Imma play some Labyrinth for NES :3
18:07
8 bit Bowie
18:07
Daisy Kay
i saw
18:08
Kommissar Mandar
This game is bullshit hard
18:09
but the music : 3
18:09
Daisy Kay
hi
20:11
Friday, 16. May 2014
Daisy Kay
glip glopp
00:52
Kommissar Mandar
blah
03:42
I went to bed mad early last night lol
03:42
*hits you with a pillow*
07:58
Daisy Kay
*falls out of bed*
08:04
Kommissar Mandar
Just got out of the shower
09:02
I think I might go clothes shopping today
09:02
see what's on the ol' 5 buck rack down at the mall
09:05
Maybe I'll check out the 10 buck rack, but I don't want to get TOO over-indulgant
09:07
Shits about to get real here with flooding
09:16
My street only ever flooded once and I wanted to ride down the road on a pool tube, but my stepmom wouldn't let me
09:18
If it happens today
09:18
I'm fucking doing it
09:18
Let me know how Kits doing <3
10:29
Daisy Kay
hi boober
10:46
Kommissar Mandar
hullo
13:58
I got cute shirts : 3
13:59
and cute undies : 3
13:59
Daisy Kay
yaay
14:00
I like cute undies, very comfortable.
14:01
Kommissar Mandar
People don't think thongs are comfortable, but they are
14:01
Got all my meds refilled
14:02
now I'm just kicking back and watching this raging storm
14:02
Daisy Kay
rad!
14:02
Kommissar Mandar
I hope my street floods
14:02
Daisy Kay
Also I dunno about thongs
14:02
but boy-style boxer briefs are the most comfortable underwear across all genders.
14:03
not too tight, not too loose
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
I have some of those too
14:03
Daisy Kay
and with lil short legs
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
But thongs just make your butt look so good : 3
14:04
Daisy Kay
I like when girls wear y-fronts.
14:04
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think I've ever had a pair of those
14:05
I like lacy and frilly ones : 3
14:06
At the place I shop undies are 2 bucks a pop
14:08
the shirts I got were 3.99
14:08
Do you know if they have Rainbow shops out in MO?
14:08
Daisy Kay
I'm very much about stuff that is bordering around that area but not.
14:08
hm?
14:08
Kommissar Mandar
That's where I shop for clothes
14:09
I'm also a Good Will junkie
14:09
Daisy Kay
Well I'm pretty sure we got those
14:09
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, everywhere has those
14:09
AZ had sooo many thrift stores
14:10
Daisy Kay
it's in Harrisonville
14:10
which is a pretty depressing town here ha ha
14:10
Kommissar Mandar
heh you're talking to someone who comes from Old Bridge
14:11
Daisy Kay
there is a mall that had an old broken down arcade.
14:11
Kommissar Mandar
those are my favorite kinds of arcades
14:11
Did it have Dragon's Lair?
14:11
Daisy Kay
I went there to update my ID
14:12
I think maybe three machines were working
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
14:12
You did that just now?
14:12
Daisy Kay
and no one was there
14:12
no
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
Update your new sexy weight on it
14:12
Daisy Kay
this was maybe four years ago
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
ahh
14:12
Daisy Kay
I wonder if it's still there
14:13
well, we'll see it eventually
14:13
Kommissar Mandar
I have a thing for dead malls
14:13
back in AZ Castles n Coasters was like a nightly ritual for me and my buddy
14:14
that was a huge arcade
14:14
I was so upset when they got rid of Dragon's Lair though
14:14
Daisy Kay
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.659881,-94.371134,3a,75y,207.35h,98.5t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s1_BQiZGtFAft3xt71XI_gg!2e0!6m1!1e1
14:15
with a rusty windmill
14:15
Kommissar Mandar
I was about to say...lol
14:16
It looks so country
14:16
I love it
14:16
You live in such a pretty area
14:18
Daisy Kay
At least there are a lot of trees and flowers and stuff
14:20
Kommissar Mandar
Fresh air too
14:20
You've probably forgotten what Jersey smells like
14:20
Daisy Kay
It does smell good here except when the white flowers on the trees bloom.
14:21
Kommissar Mandar
oh?
14:21
Daisy Kay
they smell like rotten fish
14:21
Kommissar Mandar
ew.....
14:21
Daisy Kay
but it's only at one time of year
14:21
Kommissar Mandar
I've never heard of flowers that stink
14:21
Forgive me if I asked you this before
14:22
But were you ever at the South Amboy roller rink in Jersey?
14:22
It's a magical place that defies both time and economics
14:23
Daisy Kay
I have been to several roller rinks
14:23
while they were open.
14:23
Kommissar Mandar
this one is still open
14:24
here's the kicker
14:24
Sent file IMG_0026.JPG.
14:24
I took this pic....last year
14:24
Daisy Kay
there was one where I lived
14:25
Kommissar Mandar
The place is like...frozen in the 90s
14:25
and not by stylistic choice
14:25
Daisy Kay
and right next to it was a drive-in movie.
14:25
Kommissar Mandar
by just...no one has changed anything
14:25
oh shit really?
14:25
Daisy Kay
yeah
14:25
Kommissar Mandar
I've never even seen a drive in movie in person
14:25
Daisy Kay
I saw Little Shop Of Horrors there before the drive-in closed for good.
14:25
I was really tiny
14:26
Kommissar Mandar
aww : 3
14:26
Tiny Daisy
14:26
You told me you were at Action Park, right?
14:27
Or did I just hallucinate that?
14:28
Daisy Kay
Probably not
14:31
Kommissar Mandar
that's the best waterpark
14:31
Daisy Kay
I lived in Vineland
14:31
That was the danger one right
14:32
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!!!
14:32
I'm proud to say I cracked my head and busted my ass there
14:32
Yeah, the rides are...intense
14:32
My friend kept almost drowning
14:32
I've been there 3 times
14:33
My ex boyfriend pressured me to go on the cliff dives
14:33
and as much as I like waterslides
14:34
Daisy Kay
I went to broken-glass playgrounds.
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
I don't do cliff dives
14:34
heights freak me out
14:34
that's how I busted my ass
14:34
Daisy Kay
one time the playground was covered in this mysterious green slime.
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
what?
14:34
Daisy Kay
yeah
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
Slimer fucked up your playground
14:34
Daisy Kay
right behind the playground
14:34
is a landfill
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
Did you ever find out why?
14:35
Daisy Kay
haha, yep.
14:35
no
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
that's...unsettling
14:35
Daisy Kay
It was just there one day and then it wasn't there the next day
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
That's the kind of shit that keeps me awake at night thinking
14:35
Daisy Kay
It had a tall slide
14:36
it was crazy tall.
14:36
Kommissar Mandar
I love slides
14:36
Daisy Kay
and uh
14:36
a flat metal merry-go-round with bars that you had to hold onto tightly because that thing could spin pretty fast
14:37
Kommissar Mandar
I can't do things that spin
14:38
that's the only time I'll actually get motion sickness
14:38
I was at Wildwood boardwalk once
14:38
and they had one of those spinny teacup style rides
14:38
Daisy Kay
now I'm looking up these places on google maps
14:38
Kommissar Mandar
Only there was no resistance to the spin wheel at all
14:39
So I made that shit a Nasa grade centrifuge
14:39
...and spent the rest of the night sick as a dog
14:39
Flew too close to the sun....
14:40
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/NdTh2d9nCPE/maxresdefault.jpg
14:40
Daisy Kay
no more playground stuff, just sports stuff
14:40
https://www.google.com/maps/place/338+S+Mill+Rd/@39.472735,-75.062653,3a,75y,92.92h,87.59t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sA0Gbt2vnR1aQH2XfbJjfbg!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c731f53b05d11f:0x39dbd39c30775bc2
14:40
Kommissar Mandar
This is a tall ass slide at Action Park
14:40
Daisy Kay
but you can see the landfill right behind it.
14:40
Kommissar Mandar
oooh yup
14:41
A playground next to a landfill
14:42
Kind of like a sight you'd see in Keansburg
14:42
Me and my friends found a spinal cord on that beach once....
14:43
I believe it was an animal's
14:43
I hope it was an animal's
14:43
Daisy Kay
ha ha
14:44
Kommissar Mandar
My buddy of course picked it up
14:44
with bare hands
14:44
Daisy Kay
I used to go in the woods a lot
14:44
Kommissar Mandar
and chased my cousin with it
14:44
oooh really?
14:44
Daisy Kay
it was like I was blind to bugs and spiders
14:44
Kommissar Mandar
I love walks through the woods
14:45
Daisy Kay
but once I started to notice them I stopped...
14:45
Kommissar Mandar
I'm surprised I never got lost
14:45
Daisy Kay
well, this is like
14:45
tiny tiny trails
14:45
filled with briars
14:45
Kommissar Mandar
that's what I like
14:45
Daisy Kay
When I'd come back I would be covered in cuts
14:45
and sometimes there would be ticks on me haha
14:45
Kommissar Mandar
yuck
14:45
Daisy Kay
so I do not miss doing that
14:46
Kommissar Mandar
My first apartment was backed by nothing but dense woods
14:46
very creepy woods....
14:46
Daisy Kay
ticks were everywhere in Jersey
14:46
Kommissar Mandar
they still are
14:46
but see
14:46
Every night
14:46
Daisy Kay
always had to be inspected whenever I went deep in the woods
14:46
Kommissar Mandar
We would see these lights coming from the woods
14:46
Daisy Kay
and sometimes even when I was just in the house
14:46
I had to have a tick pulled off my butt once
14:47
haha
14:47
wood lights
14:47
Kommissar Mandar
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/427015_2843226200051_147455949_n.jpg
14:47
aww
14:47
mm hmm
14:47
Me and my ex decided to go exploring once
14:48
And we found all these old abandoned cars
14:48
just out there in the middle of nowhere
14:48
old abandoned toys too
14:48
My first apartment was the creepiest fucking place
14:49
Our landlord was a psychopath
14:49
a literal psychopath
14:49
Daisy Kay
yes it was creepy in south Jersey
14:49
Kommissar Mandar
like 'DO NOT BRING PEOPLE HERE OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOW ABOUT MY ALIEN FRIENDS' kind of psycho
14:50
yeah...she was friends with aliens
14:50
and descendents of Jesus
14:50
and owned 35 cats
14:50
Do you know what 35 uncared for cats smell like in the middle of the summer?
14:51
Not good
14:51
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/430307_2843226120049_1160288260_n.jpg
14:52
Daisy Kay
I knew one old man with a house full of cats.
14:52
Kommissar Mandar
I'll be damned if I didn't make my room pretty though
14:52
Nothing wrong with a house full of cats if you take care of them
14:53
this lady kept 35 cats in this makeshift outdoor cardboard pen with a tarp thrown over it
14:53
She also kept her 80 year old mother upstairs
14:54
and we'd hear her screaming at this poor old woman all the time
14:54
it was really quite terrible
14:54
Daisy Kay
My mom's friend lived with her dad and
14:55
he had tons of cats
14:55
I remember Nanette very well
14:55
Kommissar Mandar
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/421216_2843224440007_1603628369_n.jpg
14:56
the bathroom was grody
14:56
Daisy Kay
For a long time I had wondered why I played a nearly arcade-perfect donkey kong at her house
14:56
and it tuned out she had a Colecovision.
14:56
Kommissar Mandar
oh shiii
14:56
I remember Colecovision
14:56
Daisy Kay
I actually played one! haha I always wondered if I did
14:56
My memory is pretty vivid, especially when it comes to old games
14:57
Kommissar Mandar
I never got to play one
14:57
My earliest console was NES
14:57
Daisy Kay
I have seen colecos and ataris and intellivisions
14:57
I think I was three when I saw an Intellivision.
14:58
and I thought it was a phone.
14:58
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
14:58
the weird ass controllers
14:58
Daisy Kay
yes
14:58
Kommissar Mandar
I miss controllers that look like phones
14:58
Daisy Kay
Atari Jaguar
14:58
Kommissar Mandar
Playin some Jaaaggg
14:59
Did I tell you what they did with old Atari Jaguar CD parts?
14:59
That they use them as dental equipment?
14:59
Daisy Kay
I knew that!
15:00
Kommissar Mandar
I used to work for the coolest Dr. at one of my old jobs
15:00
Daisy Kay
they keep the casing even
15:00
Kommissar Mandar
He was the only person I ever knew who owned a 3D0 in its heyday
15:00
Daisy Kay
so it's exactly the same.
15:00
Kommissar Mandar
Yup!
15:00
Daisy Kay
I want a 3D0 but it's one of those systems with 100 varients.
15:01
Kommissar Mandar
800 flubbing dollars
15:01
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
15:01
pay 800 bucks
15:02
get a creepy as shit FMV game with implied rape
15:02
Daisy Kay
well yeah I mean
15:02
there were actually two consoles with the same strategy
15:02
Kommissar Mandar
That and the Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe
15:03
no wait
15:03
that was CDi
15:03
Daisy Kay
making the games but letting any company make a system for it.
15:03
Kommissar Mandar
my bad
15:03
Daisy Kay
which sounds good on paper
15:03
but never worked.
15:03
Kommissar Mandar
nope
15:04
I mean
15:04
The Zelda games for the CDi were a really cool concept
15:05
but...
15:05
turned out terrible lol
15:05
at least they had ok music
15:05
Daisy Kay
Nuon, that was the other one
15:07
Somehow failed worse than the 3DO.
15:07
there are actually four DVD movies with commands on them for the Nuon.
15:08
very weird.
15:09
Kommissar Mandar
I never heard of that
15:10
Daisy Kay
same deal
15:10
anyone was allowed to make a Nuon
15:10
Kommissar Mandar
At least 3D0 had the best Doom music
15:11
Daisy Kay
all of them way overpriced for the very little it did
15:11
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
15:11
for all 14 games that were made for them
15:11
I never owned any of the off-beat consoles
15:12
the only one that was every actually mine personally as a kid was my Sega Genesis
15:13
Daisy Kay
I had a CD-i
15:13
Kommissar Mandar
I remember inheriting my sister's Sega
15:13
that was a happy day
15:13
like, in its heyday?
15:13
Daisy Kay
I also had the Aquarius, probably the worst home computer ever.
15:13
No I was a collector
15:14
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit you actually had one of those?
15:14
no one had that
15:14
ah
15:14
not many have heard of the Aquarius
15:14
Daisy Kay
the Aquarius was a stripped down version of the intellivision
15:14
Kommissar Mandar
I've seen some gameplay of it
15:14
Daisy Kay
yeah it has the same games but less detailed
15:15
some of the same games
15:15
people don't know that the Intellivision was the first true 16 bit system.
15:15
Kommissar Mandar
was it really?
15:15
fucking hell I'm gonna put my fist through this laptop
15:16
so much malware
15:16
Daisy Kay
sorry
15:16
Kommissar Mandar
how was it 16 bit?
15:16
lol the malware is my fault
15:17
I'm too much of an emulator junkie
15:17
and I'm bad at taking care of the poor computah
15:17
Daisy Kay
it had a 16-bit microprocessor.
15:17
Kommissar Mandar
I fed computah beer
15:17
it didn't like it
15:17
ah
15:17
Daisy Kay
it was capable of doing much more than the Atari.
15:17
The Atari didn't even have a dedicated graphics chip
15:18
that's why the games look so weird on the Atari.
15:18
Kommissar Mandar
You had to use your imagination mostly
15:18
Daisy Kay
the only way to make a non-pong game on the Atari was to "trick" it.
15:18
most of the games on the 2600 are made with trickery.
15:19
Kommissar Mandar
Atari games were hard as balls to program I heard
15:19
like not many people could do it
15:19
So kudos to that dude who made Custers Last Stand
15:22
that's a serious dedication to porn lol
15:22
Daisy Kay
ugh ha ha
15:23
Kommissar Mandar
I think my biggest guilty pleasure game was Crystal's Pony Tale
15:26
I played the shit out of that
15:26
I also was obsessed with Mortal Kombat but my grandma wouldn't let me play it =(
15:27
Had to sneak that one to my neighbors : 3
15:27
Daisy Kay
when you were poor you had to just
15:28
go to a friend's house to play video games
15:28
Kommissar Mandar
I getcha
15:29
Daisy Kay
I remember one time, I think it was this girl's older brother or something
15:29
"you only come here to play video games you aint no friend!"
15:30
hey fuck you I don't have a bunch of video games at MY house
15:30
maybe I want to experience a thing I normally don't get to
15:30
I mean, playing with a friend's toy is old as time
15:31
Kommissar Mandar
Fucking punch that chode
15:31
Daisy Kay
and
15:32
I didn't even want to play the games half the time
15:32
I usually just watched someone else play
15:32
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, my friend Selvi would always bogart the N64
15:32
Daisy Kay
No one is The Wizard and just picks up a game and knows how to play
15:32
Kommissar Mandar
but watching was still fun
15:33
Daisy Kay
You have to own it and play for hours
15:33
Kommissar Mandar
She used to make me pray for her lol
15:33
Daisy Kay
so I wanted to watch others.
15:33
Kommissar Mandar
I think watching is fun
15:34
Daisy Kay
if someone was good at it
15:35
of course I wanna see!
15:35
Kommissar Mandar
Me and my cousins old apartment was like...Old Bridge's gathering of weed and Mario Kart 64
15:35
I wanna watch you play Mario
15:36
Daisy Kay
my first game was Mario 2
15:36
so I know every single trick.
15:36
Kommissar Mandar
Mario 2 is my favorite!
15:37
but I don't know any tricks
15:37
I actually suck at it
15:37
Mario 2 and Mario Lost Levels
15:37
that's my shit
15:37
Do you ever play any romhacks?
15:38
Daisy Kay
sometimes, but
15:38
I hate the forced "hardness" of a lot of them.
15:38
I wish they had the same difficulty as Mario games.
15:38
Kommissar Mandar
I don't even want to because I know I'll just get frustrated
15:39
Lost Levels is the perfect amount of frustration balanced with fun
15:39
Daisy Kay
the wind is bullshit though
15:40
everything else is fine.
15:40
oh and the springboards.
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
fuck the springboards
15:41
the height you get launched is so fucking random
15:41
Daisy Kay
an otherwise actually hard game
15:41
if not for the wind and springboards
15:41
to FAKE the difficulty.
15:42
I remembering marathoning it on the SNES to play world 9.
15:42
Probably would be impossible to do on the Disk System
15:43
near-impossible.
15:43
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I'm not that great at it lol
15:43
Daisy Kay
but World 9 was great. Must have blown minds back then.
15:45
Kommissar Mandar
I've never been to World 9
15:46
Daisy Kay
You ever hear about the disk system versions of the minus world?
15:46
On the American cart the minus world is just a repeating water level...
15:46
Kommissar Mandar
isn't that where you like....put in Tennis
15:46
switch it for Mario
15:46
Daisy Kay
but on the disk system it keeps going
15:46
Kommissar Mandar
and switch it back
15:46
Daisy Kay
OH!
15:46
Yeah that was different
15:46
Kommissar Mandar
some crazy shit like that
15:46
Daisy Kay
that was a way to access all the "worlds."
15:47
which were actually just garbage data.
15:47
Kommissar Mandar
ah
15:47
Daisy Kay
You can sort of get the same stuff with a game genie on the US system.
15:47
Kommissar Mandar
I'm watching a video of it now
15:48
it looks wild as hell
15:48
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:50
Kommissar Mandar
I've been at D-4 in my file forever
15:51
its bothering me
15:51
I just wanna beat it
15:51
But Ive distracted myself with Labyrinth now
15:53
I feel like I have to beat that game
15:54
it was one of my all time favorite movies
15:54
hows the awfice?
16:04
Daisy Kay
Fine.
16:06
My office has too much stuff in it. I really want to reorganize.
16:06
Kommissar Mandar
The one time I worked in a cubicle I trashed it
16:08
but that's cause I had to answer phones all day
16:08
I was lucky if I got a break to go to the bathroom
16:08
Daisy Kay
aw, poor baby *pats your bottom*
16:11
*sets you in her lap*
16:11
Kommissar Mandar
*cuddles up to your chest*
16:12
Daisy Kay
*puts you in a big ol' puffy pamper.*
16:13
*pops a bottle in your maw.*
16:13
*rocks back and forth, feeding you and humming in your ear.*
16:13
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm ba-ba*
16:14
*falls asleep in Daisy's arms*
16:15
*snores*
16:18
I've been told I snore in real life
16:18
and that I say foul things in my sleep
16:19
Daisy Kay
I might snore less now. I'm pretty sure....
16:20
no more apnea for me
16:21
Kommissar Mandar
You had legitimate apnea?
16:21
Daisy Kay
I suppose so. Symptoms were there.
16:22
Kommissar Mandar
Did you ever stop breathing in your sleep?
16:22
Daisy Kay
I used to have nightmares about being suffocated
16:23
but then when I woke up
16:23
I found out I was face-down, pressing my pillow to my face
16:23
ha ha my own body tried to kill me.
16:23
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit lol
16:24
Back in my old house in Edison
16:25
it was the weirdest thing
16:25
Me and my big sister would sleepwalk to the same exact spot
16:25
we'd leave our rooms
16:25
walk down the hall
16:25
and stop right before the steps
16:26
and just stare out
16:26
creepy shit
16:26
it's the only time I've ever had a habit of sleepwalking
16:27
oh that's just dandy
16:32
my Allen Strange torrent got to 84 percent
16:32
and stopped =(
16:32
I really wanna see that show again
16:33
Daisy Kay
oh welp...
16:33
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think it ever got released on tape or dvd
16:35
I'm determined though
16:35
Gonna watch me some Labyrinth instead
16:37
now that Disney bought Lucas Arts
16:38
by all rights
16:38
Daisy Kay
the name's hoggle.
16:38
Kommissar Mandar
there can now be Prince Jareth walking around at Disney
16:38
ahaha
16:38
these are little things I hope to see in my lifetime
16:38
I was very dissapointed when there was no Snape face character at Harry Potter world
16:41
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/180343_1551322743272_6978961_n.jpg
16:43
I even dressed up as a Slytherin : 3
16:44
and was stuck in that fucking castle for 3 hours because the ride broke down : 3
16:45
*shoves pizza in her face*
17:38
Daisy Kay
*shoves pizza in your face*
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
17:38
I was good today
17:39
I didn't put mayonnaise on it
17:39
yeah, I'm basically disgusting
17:39
I've really been cutting down on the mayo though
17:40
Daisy Kay
haha c:
17:42
Pizzaz!
17:42
Kommissar Mandar
Pizzaz is my favorite Jem and the Holograms character : 3
17:43
I can't wait for that movie
17:43
were you ever into that show?
17:45
Daisy Kay
yeah, as a small child.
17:46
Kommissar Mandar
We should see the movie when it comes out
17:47
If you feel like it
17:47
Daisy Kay
Sure! I thought it was indie?
17:49
Kommissar Mandar
was it?
17:49
either way
17:49
I'm just glad we're getting one
17:49
I wish it'd be in theatres though
17:50
I never go to the movies unless its something I really really really want to see
17:50
Daisy Kay
finished new cartoon. Gonna go home and try to draw a 15-20 page comic to sell on gumroad.
20:52
hello tiny bee
23:34
this stupid concealer takes like four to eight hours to dry so I usually put it on at night rather than the start of the day
23:35
Saturday, 17. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
I fell asleep watching Labyrinth
01:15
Daisy Kay
aww
01:15
Kommissar Mandar
I was shleepy
01:15
what kind of concealer?
01:15
Daisy Kay
me three
01:15
Kommissar Mandar
I rub concealer all over my face a lot
01:16
Daisy Kay
yeah.
01:16
Kommissar Mandar
But I've been really good about putting shit on for my acne and its going away
01:16
Daisy Kay
keeps my face an even uniform color instead of showing little marks and scars.
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
My face isn't uniform at all =(
01:19
I have to wear...a lot of makeup
01:19
Daisy Kay
well I am a hypocrit
01:19
because I am like "I like this on you but I hate this on me."
01:20
*curls up behind you, spooning.*
01:21
Kommissar Mandar
aww
01:24
*purrs*
01:24
*pulls your arms around me tighter*
01:24
Sent file CAM00968.jpg.
01:27
These are my new undies : 3
01:27
they have little handcuffs on them
01:27
Daisy Kay
*slips out of bed for a sec*
01:28
ha ha c:
01:28
Kommissar Mandar
*slips into your bed wearing them and cuddles*
01:28
Coast to Coast AM
04:30
You mentioned Coast to Coast AM in your cutelette cartoon
04:31
You animated my favoritest thing
04:31
Now I can't stop smiling
04:32
<3
04:32
Daisy Kay
yaaay
10:29
Kommissar Mandar
Hey sweets
10:30
What's up?
10:30
Daisy Kay
Well Kit is gonna be on a special diet for the rest of his life.
10:41
Kommissar Mandar
aw really?
10:42
Well, as long as he's okay
10:42
That's what matters
10:42
Daisy Kay
yeah it is okay!
10:42
Kommissar Mandar
Is he coming home today?
10:43
Daisy Kay
he is home
10:47
Kommissar Mandar
yay! =D
10:48
uhhg, I'm beat today
10:49
I don't know why
10:49
I got enough sleep
10:49
I'm gonna need a tall ass energy drink
10:49
I have important shit to do today
10:50
Daisy Kay
okey dokey
10:51
Kommissar Mandar
Gonna fill these cargo pants with solid gold
10:51
Daisy Kay
I also gotta remember to feed Kit these eyedrops once a day
10:51
like
10:51
gotta get between the teeth
10:51
Kommissar Mandar
I'm good at putting eyedrops in eyes
10:51
mouths are even easier
10:51
Daisy Kay
yeah
10:51
but it's like
10:51
Kommissar Mandar
I put eyedrops in eyes for a living
10:51
Daisy Kay
ugh why you gotta
10:52
shove it in a cat's mouth like that
10:52
Kommissar Mandar
It's for his own good
10:52
Daisy Kay
I know I just hate giving medicine to cats
10:52
Kommissar Mandar
I could do it for you
10:52
If it bugs you
10:53
We had to load my dog up on meds
10:55
She had cancer
10:55
She survived though!
10:55
Daisy Kay
I'm fine with it
10:57
Kommissar Mandar
*slaps self* Wake up Manderz!
10:59
Time to head down to Toms River
10:59
Collect my thingamajigs
11:00
Got some apraising to do
11:01
Daisy Kay
*hugga bug*
11:01
Kommissar Mandar
lol
11:01
that sounds like that racist song from Mary Martin's Peter Pan
11:02
Daisy Kay
don't get stressed.
11:02
Kommissar Mandar
fuck I ain't stressed
11:02
I'm excited as shit
11:02
I just got a case of Weekend at Bernie's syndrome today and I want it to wear off
11:02
*Carries my own corpse to the bathroom*
11:03
Daisy Kay
you mean like in part 2
11:04
Kommissar Mandar
lol I only saw the first one
11:04
Daisy Kay
well I mean
11:04
Kommissar Mandar
What happens in Part 2?
11:04
Daisy Kay
in part 2 the corpse walks by itself
11:04
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
11:04
Daisy Kay
it's all floppy
11:04
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, that would be a more accurrate description
11:04
I'll talk to you tonight if I don't drop dead
11:06
*bestows upon you a resounding slap on the ass*
11:10
Daisy Kay
thank you
11:11
*returns the favor 10 fold*
11:11
peep
17:29
Kommissar Mandar
poop on a peep
17:29
I got something cool to show you
17:29
Daisy Kay
show me
17:30
Kommissar Mandar
pulling up the pic
17:30
Daisy Kay
pull up your pants
17:30
Kommissar Mandar
I'll pull up my pull ups
17:31
Daisy Kay
*pats your bottom and fusses over you*
17:32
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file CAM00977.jpg.
17:33
Heh heh
17:33
ask me what time it is
17:33
Daisy Kay
what time it.
17:33
is.
17:33
Kommissar Mandar
I'm the Groundskeeper
17:34
Daisy Kay
haha
17:34
c:
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
They're all so shiny
17:34
Do you like watches?
17:34
If you see one there you like, you can have it
17:35
Daisy Kay
It's been forever since I wore one.
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
Elsewise they're all getting sold
17:35
Daisy Kay
My wrists are
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
lol same here
17:35
Daisy Kay
so so so dainty.
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
I hate them
17:35
mine too : 3
17:35
Daisy Kay
The thumb and middle finger touch when you wrap around
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
it sucks because it's hard to wear bracelets
17:35
Daisy Kay
that's not supposed to happen
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
that happens with me too
17:36
Daisy Kay
especially with my tiny fingers
17:36
Kommissar Mandar
tiny fingers suck
17:36
my rings always fall off
17:36
Daisy Kay
for real
17:36
I can't even have rings!
17:36
Kommissar Mandar
I can usually only wear thumb rings
17:36
Small hands are sexy though
17:37
Daisy Kay
haha c:
17:37
Kommissar Mandar
So I'm aiming to leave the 29th
17:39
if that's okay
17:39
Daisy Kay
yaaaay!
17:40
*trembles*
17:40
ooh I am excited as shiiiit
17:40
Kommissar Mandar
Me too!! : 3
17:40
This is gonna be rad as hell
17:40
*spanks your butt*
17:41
Daisy Kay
*sings and prances about the room*
17:41
Kommissar Mandar
*prances*
17:42
(You don't want to hear me sing)
17:42
ever
17:42
You probably have a pretty singing voice
17:42
Daisy Kay
when I was a small child I liked to sing opera but I only did it while alone and was caught only a few times.
17:44
I will break out into operatic tones sometimes though
17:44
Kommissar Mandar
I can sing fake opera
17:44
I have the absolute worst voice for singing
17:45
I make good silly voices though : 3
17:46
Daisy Kay
I just have this lilt.
17:46
I think that, maybe with coaching, I could learn.
17:47
Kommissar Mandar
You probably could
17:47
Daisy Kay
*holds your hand*
17:48
Kommissar Mandar
I honestly can't wait to just...hear your voice
17:48
*Rests my head on your shoulder*
17:49
If I smile like a moron at you, forgive me
17:49
Daisy Kay
man I really should be workin on that comic.
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
the one with the critters?
17:53
I find it hard to be creative on command
17:54
for me
17:54
i just gotta wait till the words come to me
17:54
Daisy Kay
I just need to get comfy.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
*fluffs your pillows*
17:55
Daisy Kay
cocks
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
cocks o' plenty
18:03
*sits on your lap*
18:05
uhg I feel like a zombie today
18:06
just no energy
18:06
Daisy Kay
yeah, weird huh?
18:07
*tries very hard to draw* okay I'm gonna do this. *climbs into bed*
18:07
Kommissar Mandar
Even after two monsters, I'm still beat
18:08
*Sits on your lap sleepily and watches you draw*
18:08
Daisy Kay
I only did about three pages so far.
18:58
I just been kinda sweepy.
18:58
*sweeps the floor*
18:59
Kommissar Mandar
aww
18:59
I'm half asweep
19:00
I'm trying to make my nails stop hurting
19:03
Daisy Kay
you're a sweepy baby
19:03
Kommissar Mandar
They're digging into my skin at the sides = (
19:03
I refuse to cut them though
19:03
Mama Daisy needs to kiss them and make them better : 3
19:04
Daisy Kay
I used to have seisures in my sleep.
19:04
I found this out by biting my tongue or finding my palm had been cut by my nails digging into it.
19:05
I'm starting to think most of my health problems were caused by weight because I just don't have them anymore.
19:05
Kommissar Mandar
ouch =(
19:06
Daisy Kay
*hums softly, massaging you gently.*
19:06
Kommissar Mandar
*nuzzles your chest*
19:07
I'm skinny fat pretty much
19:11
I'm thin but not healthy
19:11
I get chest pain a lot
19:11
Daisy Kay
You just need to find the stuff that's good for you but also tastes good to you.
19:11
*massages your chest*
19:12
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
19:14
Daisy Kay
meet me in the break room. (it's a room where we break stuff)
20:55
Kommissar Mandar
*throws herself into a wall of fine china*
20:57
Daisy Kay
yessss
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
I'm a bull in a china shop
20:57
Let's make an office bonfire
20:58
Daisy Kay
let's make an office space.
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
My office is the bathroom, like Fonzi
20:59
Daisy Kay
no it's just because you go to the bathroom everywhere
21:00
like a baby
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
I counsel people on how to be cool
21:00
Yeah
21:00
Daisy Kay
*picks you up and spins you around*
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
I'll shit on your blouse, then kick you out of my house
21:00
Daisy Kay
*kisses your snoot*
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
i really wish I could remember what rap song those lyrics were to
21:00
mmm
21:00
*puts my hand down the back of your pants*
21:01
*Squeezes your firm buttcheek*
21:01
Daisy Kay
yeep
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
*squeezes you tight*
21:03
Daisy Kay
you just turned that around so quickly *blushes* I was bein all tough and you made me untuff!
21:04
*The little boy pouts at you.*
21:04
Kommissar Mandar
*psshh, I can soften you up in a second*
21:05
*takes off bra*
21:05
Daisy Kay
*jumps forward and rubs his face between your boobs.*
21:05
Kommissar Mandar
*Holds you between them so you can't escape*
21:06
*Do you want to nurse on me, little boy?*
21:07
Daisy Kay
*You feel the heat from his blushing face. He just buries his head between your soft breasts and rubs his fat snoot against your skin. He looks up timidly.*
21:09
Kommissar Mandar
*It's okay...*guides your mouth to my nipple*
21:10
*I run my long nails down your back and feel gooseflesh break out on your skin*
21:11
Daisy Kay
*The young boy opens his mouth and then closes it over your nipple. He tugs the nipple into his maw, his tongue scraping against it inside his mouth.*
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
*I can't help but moan at the boy sucking at my breast*
21:14
Daisy Kay
*Daisy is so excited, getting to even be this close to an older girl. It's just a plus that it happens to be someone cool like Mandy. He closes his eyes, tugging the nipple with his lips as he nurses from it. His little dick hardens in his tight pants, tenting them out a bit in the front.*
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
*The older girl smiles at the sight of the boy's rising cock, she think's it's beautiful*
21:17
*She reaches a hand downward and cups the warm swelling in his pants*
21:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy scrunches his face "ah! Mandy, don-" He tenses up and makes a slight squeaking sound from his throat. The front of his pants turn damp as he cums himself. Some white cum manages to seep through the layers of clothing, making a large white dome of cum over the tip of his erection.*
21:20
Kommissar Mandar
*Aww, poor little boy couldn't hold it in*
21:21
*Mandy dips her slender fingers into the boy's pants, coating her hand in fresh cum and gingerly licks it off*
21:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down, tucking in his bottom lip. He stands there with his hands behind his back as you lick his cum from your fingers.*
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy bend's down to little Daisy's level and kisses him on the mouth...he can taste the salt of his own seed on her lips*
21:24
Daisy Kay
*smiles as he kisses you back. He rubs his face on yours and lets out a soft, blissful sigh.*
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy grinds her wet pussy on Daisy's thigh, moaning and kissing his soft little neck*
21:30
Daisy Kay
*sighs softly* you feel wonderful...
21:30
Kommissar Mandar
*brushes her wetness against you* *you make me this way...*
21:32
*kisses your forehead*
21:32
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tugs on his pants* I should be goin to bed soon but I don't wanna...
21:41
Kommissar Mandar
aww
21:42
*pulls you into her bed*
21:42
*you can sleep in my boobs*
21:43
Daisy Kay
*Daisy dances in place, tugging on his jeans*
21:47
Kommissar Mandar
*Do you have to go to the bathroom, dear?*
21:48
Daisy Kay
*Daisy runs to the bathroom, only to find his little sister got there first. The 17 year old boy holds his hands over his bottom "Hurry up! God, you always take forEVER in there!" he exaggerates.*
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
*A lady has to take her time : 3*
21:50
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pouts "you're just a little girl, not a lady!" he pushes his luck. He peeks through the door a bit, looking in.*
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
*You PERVERT!*
21:52
*The young girl slams the door in her brother's face*
21:52
*"You can piss your pants for all I care!*
21:52
Daisy Kay
*Daisy steps back quickly. He whimpers. "I'm not gonna... do that. I'm a big boy..." He paces outside the door, letting out pitiful puppy-like whimpers as he grips his hands over his rear end. He feels a cramp and bends his knees "ooh!"*
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
*I'm not opening this door!*
21:55
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tenses up and lets out a squeak from his throat. He rushes to the door. "Mandy hurry! I gotta go RIGHT NOW!" he cries out. It's too late, he begins to shit his pants. A big warm mess goes across the older boy's cheeks. He blushes hotly, feeling his pants get lumpier and heavier. He starts to cry softly, letting his head bonk against the door.*
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy hears the young boy's sobs and a wave of remorse comes over her. She opens the door and embraces her brother, wiping away his tears.*
21:58
*There there, Daisy, it's okay...I'm so sorry...I'll clean you up*
21:58
Daisy Kay
*Daisy scrunches up his face. It's so humiliating! "This isn't fair, I'm the big brother..." he mumbles and pouts as you pull him along. "Come on, I can do it myself!" he insists, but you just ignore him, knowing he's a big baby, especially if he can't hold it for two minutes!*
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
*Shhhhh...don't fuss, just hold still.*
22:00
*Mandy pulls down Daisy's soiled pants and wipes away the excess shit with wet naps*
22:01
*See dear brother, that's not so bad, is it?*
22:01
*She wipes until his ass is clean and fresh*
22:02
Daisy Kay
*Daisy cringes as you wipe him down. His fat cock dangles between his legs and he cups his hands over it, feeling a bit guilty and awkward to be naked in front of his sister like this. He doesn't want to admit it, but it feels nice having her wipe his bottom clean.*
22:02
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy gently wipes the excess from his thighs, brushing against his cock as she does so*
22:03
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bites on his tongue a bit. He looks away. He feels like the younger brother, even though he's much taller.*
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy continues to wipe, her knuckles caressing the older boy's cock in such a delicate and purposeful way you begin to think it's deliberate*
22:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets go of his cock and balls and puts his hands on his hips "Mandy, cut it out! You're too little to be doin stuff like that!" he looks down at you with a burning blush on his embarrassed face.*
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
*Pssshhh, I'm more mature than you are!*
22:08
*Without warning, Mandy falls to her knees and fills her mouth with her brother's cock*
22:09
Daisy Kay
*Daisy balls up his hands into little fists. "ahh!" he lets out a squeak of pleasure. His cock becomes fully erect in your mouth. "s-stop it!" he says, not really trying to stop you.*
22:10
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy moves her head up and down, taking Daisy's cock deep into her throat and pressing her long nails to his thighs*
22:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy grabs your shoulders and starts humping your mouth. He pants excitedly. A burst of hot cum fills your maw quickly, coating all over the inside. His cum is all sugary and sweet. He lets out a strained groan and leans forward. "ooohh..." He's just glad Mom didn't walk in on him. He looks down, an ambivilent look of relief and regret on his face.*
22:14
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy swallows Daisy's cum greedily, loving the way it tastes*
22:15
*Mandy rises to her feet and takes her brother by the hand*
22:16
*Come on Daisy, you can sleep with me tonight*
22:16
Daisy Kay
*The half naked boy smiles awkwardly, taking your hand. He walks with you.*
22:17
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy leads him into her bedroom, gently bringing the covers over him and wrapping her arms around him*
22:18
*She kisses him on the forehead*
22:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy puts his big strong arms around you and pulls you on top of him.*
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy nuzzles her face against Daisy's chest, feeling warm and safe*
22:20
Daisy Kay
*makes tiny animal noises as he cuddles you*
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs softly as she feels Daisy's soft breath against her hair*
22:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pets your hair, still feeling like your little brother despite his size. He nuzzles the top of your head and rubs his hand up and down your torso.*
22:24
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy savors every moment of Daisy's gentle touch, loving the way her brother's hands feel against her skin*
22:26
Daisy Kay
*puts his hands on your hips and lifts you up, looking at you. "Yer pretty."
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Kisses you on the cheek* *so are you*
22:31
Daisy Kay
*presses up against you and rolls around under the covers.*
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
*Squeezes your waist and lays my head in the crook of your neck*
22:39
Daisy Kay
whatcha doin over there
22:53
Kommissar Mandar
slowly falling asleep...
22:54
Daisy Kay
I'm just about ta fall asleep. *snuggles you up like a big teddybear*
22:54
see you when we both wake up I guess
22:54
Kommissar Mandar
Goodnight, sweetheart
22:55
*kisses your snoot*
22:55
Sunday, 18. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Mornin : 3
09:05
I don't know if I should write
09:07
Or binge on AM Coast to Coast
09:07
eh
09:08
binge first
09:08
that'll get me in the mood
09:08
Have you ever heard of Mel's Hole?
09:08
(I swear that's not a euphamism)
09:08
Daisy Kay
9 pages done so far...
13:50
Kommissar Mandar
oh shit
13:51
go you
13:51
*brings you tea*
13:53
Daisy Kay
Maybe you'll like this weird organic tea...
13:56
I am not a tea drinker (anymore)
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
I like all tea
13:57
Yeah me
13:57
I just....looked at 70 odd pages of this story I wrote
13:57
And I said fuck it
13:57
I"m writing this over
13:58
Daisy Kay
http://runa.org/runa-product/bottles/hibiscus-berry-guayusa-tea/
They sent it to me for free
13:58
Kommissar Mandar
This is why I've been working on the same book for 10 years
13:58
Is dat some...hibiscus?
13:58
I love that shit
13:59
Yeah, I'll drink the crap out of this tea
14:00
Daisy Kay
thwee more pages
14:59
Kommissar Mandar
yaaay!
15:06
Actually got some packing done today
16:04
Not gonna wait till like...the last day for once
16:05
In doing so I found my old windows phone
16:05
can't wait to see what's on it
16:05
Probably old pictures of Kommissar and my old AZ place that were too heartbreaking at the time to revisit
16:06
Daisy Kay
scanning...
16:24
cool!
16:25
Kommissar Mandar
Fuck man...
16:25
Daisy Kay
FUCK MAN!
16:26
Kommissar Mandar
old videos of Kommissar attacking my laptop
16:26
I wonder where that cat is now
16:26
Daisy Kay
duh nuh nuh nuh, du nuh nuh nuh
16:26
FUCK MAN
16:26
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHAHA
16:26
He was a lesser known megaman villain
16:26
Sent file WP_20130811_004.mp4.
16:30
That sound is how I discipline cats
16:30
Kommissar would just...attack sources of sound
16:31
kind of like a T-rex
16:31
Daisy Kay
good job, kitty.
16:35
Sent file crittersebook01.png.
16:44
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
16:45
Basically how I drive
16:45
Daisy Kay
with your nose?
16:45
Kommissar Mandar
Yes
16:45
sometimes I lay my face against the horn
16:45
I have driven many times without hands
16:46
When you're eating, smoking and changing your ipod at the same time you have to find other body parts to drive with
16:47
Sent file WP_20130810_009.jpg.
16:51
Daisy Kay
Sent file crittersebook02.png.
16:58
Kommissar Mandar
this is adorable : 3
16:59
Daisy Kay
Sent file crittersebook03.png.
17:00
Kommissar Mandar
The first panel describes me at every meeting at my old office ever
17:02
also I'm fucking dying
17:02
Daisy Kay
I'm looking up vintage newspaper clippings
17:24
Kommissar Mandar
Of anything in particular?
17:28
Daisy Kay
That took way too long
17:50
Sent file crittersebook04.png.
17:52
peep
18:32
it's selling pretty well right now
21:09
*sleepy hug*
23:57
Monday, 19. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
I just slept my ass off
07:13
These allergies are killing me
07:14
I knew your critters would sell good
07:15
I just bought a copy and donated some = )
07:52
ah, so that's why you needed the clips
07:55
I loved the book =)
10:36
Daisy Kay
I wonder if it was obvious that they couldn't read
10:52
and that everyone else in the world was dead
10:52
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't even think about that....
11:41
But now i love it 100 times more....
11:41
I love the way your mind works : 3
11:42
Daisy Kay
hahaha
11:43
and they didn't even know the TV in the break room was busted
11:43
and the computer just said "error"
11:44
Kommissar Mandar
Holy shit...
11:44
Daisy Kay
I mean there are all these little hints that nothing works but they have a really active imagination so they don't seem bothered by it
11:44
Kommissar Mandar
all the clippings were about nuclear attacks
11:44
Daisy Kay
haha yeah plus some ads and something about Michael Keaton as batman
11:45
Kommissar Mandar
I hope critters is what happens when the world ends for real
11:45
Daisy Kay
I like the headline that just says "ATOMS"
11:45
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thinks nuclear holocausts are the best thing
11:45
Dude
11:45
In my story
11:45
Daisy Kay
I edited that from "ATOMS DROP ON JAPAN" or something
11:46
Kommissar Mandar
I am still debating the main characters having this scene
11:46
where they put the Konami code for Contra in a Soviet Dead Hand nuke system
11:46
and make shit go boom
11:46
Yeah
11:47
It's a callback to the character's childhood
11:47
Where the main character, Amadeus goes to his obscenely rich friends house
11:47
And they have an NES in 1971
11:47
Because his uncle works for Nintendo
11:47
And they play the shit out of Contra
11:48
Daisy Kay
I put the critters up front and just sort of made the apocalypse a background thing.
11:49
Kommissar Mandar
That's what makes it great though
11:49
It's subtle
11:49
It's one of those things you notice that makes you love it all the more
11:49
That's what I've always loved best about your stuff
11:51
The dark undertone juxtaposed with the cuteness
11:51
Sent file watcha playin.jpg.
11:52
This has been my favorite comic of yours forever
11:52
Daisy Kay
I love that they don't know how stuff works
11:52
or care
11:52
Kommissar Mandar
It's cutest form of nihilism
11:52
Daisy Kay
Like the one critter takes the computer
11:52
and it just falls to the ground
11:52
Kommissar Mandar
"I'm taking my work with me"
11:53
Daisy Kay
haha
11:53
and it's just the monitor
11:53
and of course like
11:53
the one critter reads the note but makes up their own words for it
11:54
Kommissar Mandar
They don't give a fuck
11:54
And it's beautiful
11:54
Daisy Kay
the note is like "this gold is cursed" but they're like "the real treasure is friends"
11:55
Kommissar Mandar
I shared it everywhere I could
11:55
The real treasure is always friends
11:55
The biggest bullshit cop out to every cartoon treasure hunt
11:56
But done so beautifully
11:56
Daisy Kay
well the DuckTales game for the NES
11:57
Kommissar Mandar
I could never beat that one =(
11:58
I sucked at games
11:58
Did it end with one of those bullshit "the treasure is in the journey" endings?
11:58
Like the Dark Tower lol
11:59
"The real treasure is friends"
11:59
Is basically how Stephen King ended his 7 book epic
12:00
But it was still pretty funny the way it was executed
12:00
Daisy Kay
http://tcrf.net/images/a/ad/DucktalesEndingBeta.png
12:01
this was the prototype
12:01
before it was fully translated
12:01
http://tcrf.net/Proto:DuckTales
12:01
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
12:02
It's always dreams and friends
12:03
always
12:03
Daisy Kay
dream and friends
12:04
it's just weird
12:04
Kommissar Mandar
oh
12:04
I didn't even realize the typo
12:04
Daisy Kay
yeah
12:04
Kommissar Mandar
Dream and freinds
12:04
Conflagurations, you have compleeted a great game!
12:05
Have you ever read The Dark Tower?
12:06
Daisy Kay
no
12:06
Kommissar Mandar
ah man
12:07
It basically had that ending
12:07
Only it's so much funnier
12:07
Because the main character sacrifices all his dream and friends to get the treasure : 3
12:07
The best part
12:07
Is when you reach the last chapter
12:07
Before the story goes on
12:07
There is a note from Stephen King that tells you to stop reading.
12:08
Because you're going to be disappointed by the ending
12:08
Daisy Kay
why doesn't he put that in all his books
12:08
Kommissar Mandar
I KNOW!!
12:08
Daisy Kay
actually
12:08
I may have read it
12:08
I read a lot of my dad's Kings.
12:09
he left them lying around
12:09
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, it was a looong story
12:09
It was...ok
12:09
I'll give it that
12:09
Pretty weird story
12:10
At one point the main characters have to take a portal into the real world
12:10
So they can save Stephen King....from getting hit by a truck in real life
12:10
Which actually happened to him
12:11
The little kid character jumps in front of the truck and saves Stephen King, and his last words are 'finish writing the story...'
12:11
The more that I think about it the weirder that just...is
12:12
These people realize they're nothing but a story
12:12
And have to save their writer or just...cease to exist
12:13
Also
12:14
I would drink Mountain Dew Baloney Blast
12:14
Because I'm a weird soda fetishist
12:14
Daisy Kay
cousin balki
12:15
Kommissar Mandar
Bronson Pichot is like..my favorite actor
12:19
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Beverly_Drink.JPG
12:20
This is the worst soda that exists
12:20
Me and my buddy Mike P were at a place where you could sample all these exotic sodas from around the world
12:22
And all of them were very good! And then...my buddy hands me a cup of this clear cola, that looked not unlike Crystal Pepsi to me, so I got excited...and I took a sip
12:23
The only way I can describe this taste
12:23
Is that of when you're trying to swallow a bitter, gritty pill and a little bit breaks off in your mouth and you taste a cross between bile and battery acid
12:24
And you double-over gagging and your whole body trembles...and you're just waving your hands in front of your mouth in abject disgust and agony
12:25
I just looked at my buddy Mike P afterwards and said in a pathetic voice..."Why have you done this to me?"
12:26
it was terrible
12:26
lol
16:14
The appraiser basically told me the true treasure is in dream and friends
16:14
like I thought would happen
16:15
ah well
16:15
I was pleasantly surprised to find some money in my paypal account from some hypnosis files I put up for sale a few months ago
16:15
so it all balances out
16:15
Daisy Kay
haha c:
18:07
hey bee, I just got home.
18:07
Kommissar Mandar
Hey you =)
18:27
Uhg
18:27
I feel like I'm dying today
18:28
My fibro shit is acting up
18:28
Also my stepmom is adorable
18:29
She saw the kratom I ordered online because I refuse to overpay at the store anymore
18:29
And she sits me down
18:29
And shows me pictures of people who've done Krokodil and says "This will be you"
18:30
We've had this talk a lot
18:30
I know it's because she cares and I find it cute
18:30
but really
18:30
It feels like my back is cutting off my circulation and my throat is so contricted that I'm being strangled
18:31
So I needed that shit like yesterday
18:31
Ah well
18:32
it'll come tomorrow or the next day
18:32
How was your day?
18:32
Daisy Kay
aw
18:35
I'm okay. Was just tidying up.
18:36
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so glad you like things clean
18:36
All I've ever lived with were slobs
18:37
Well...you saw my bathroom lol
18:38
Daisy Kay
I need to put all my beauty supplies in order
18:38
Kommissar Mandar
You'll have to show me your secrets if you're willing to share
18:39
I really want to start taking better care of myself
18:39
Daisy Kay
it's just
18:39
probably the same stuff
18:39
we can share things
18:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'm bad
18:40
I use nothing on my face
18:40
Nothing on my skin
18:40
soap, shampoo, conditoner, and lots of makeup
18:40
that's all I have
18:40
Daisy Kay
yeah, me too
18:40
same
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
You don't use any special creams on your face?
18:41
Daisy Kay
just the concealer, which is probably bad for my skin
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
I pile that shit on in spades
18:41
But
18:41
I got this shit from the doctor for my acne
18:41
it better work
18:42
I'm sick of this shit
18:42
I've had acne since I was 12
18:42
Daisy Kay
well just reach middle age
18:42
Kommissar Mandar
My face will never be a uniform color again
18:42
Daisy Kay
you never seen an old person with acne
18:42
acne is a sign of youth ya know
18:42
Kommissar Mandar
heh
18:43
Daisy Kay
haha
18:43
it's true
18:43
Kommissar Mandar
It's a sign of youth I could do without
18:43
I feel like I"m starting to look old anyway
18:43
It makes me sad =(
18:43
not as sad as it used to make me
18:44
but it still bothers me some
18:45
You still look so young
18:46
Daisy Kay
gonna maybe shave
18:46
Kommissar Mandar
I cut myself shaving so bad today
18:48
Daisy Kay
I found one of those fancy
18:48
circular blade ones
18:48
Kommissar Mandar
blood all over my legs
18:48
nice!
18:48
Daisy Kay
oh
18:48
I never use a razor on my legs
18:49
Kommissar Mandar
I've cut my girl parts many times shaving
18:49
Daisy Kay
yeah
18:49
there's a lot of, uh, thin skin
18:49
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, it always gets cut
18:49
Daisy Kay
why it gotta be like that around there
18:49
Kommissar Mandar
That's where the magic happens : 3
18:50
There are scars all over my thighs
18:50
....a bad habit that I've since dropped
18:51
I used to take a knife to them
18:53
But I don't anymore
18:53
It was really stupid of me to do that
18:53
Daisy Kay
I can't wait until all my body hair falls out
18:54
It'll only grow in the places I want it to.
18:54
Kommissar Mandar
How?
18:55
I want that...
18:55
Daisy Kay
haha this does not get rid of
18:55
leg, armpit, pubic, and facial hair
18:55
everyone has that
18:55
facial hair has to be removed with electricity or lasers
18:56
both are extremely painful processes that take up to 18 months
18:56
Kommissar Mandar
oh
18:56
Well geez, I hope it doesn't hurt you too bad
18:56
=(
18:57
I want...all my body hair gone
18:57
I shave it off every day
18:57
Daisy Kay
everyone does
18:57
Just know you're not alone
18:57
Kommissar Mandar
lol I know I"m not alone
18:57
I mean, not everyone does
18:58
There are some ladies who prefer to have body hair
18:58
I'm not one of them
18:58
Daisy Kay
some women even grow big beards.
18:58
it happens
18:58
Kommissar Mandar
My cousin has that happen
18:58
not the one I lived with, a different one
18:58
I don't think they would let her work at the Tilted Kilt with a beard lol
18:59
https://soundcloud.com/tinyd0g/i-see-your-yeezus-island-and?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook
19:01
I think you'll enjoy this
19:01
http://i.imgur.com/pVXbwwn.jpg
19:16
I love how Mario looks like he's just picking up straight up shrooms here
19:16
Rather than the cartoony ones...
19:16
motherflubber, everything just hurts
19:36
*rests head in your lap*
19:36
Daisy Kay
I had that book.. twice... I feel like I keep buying it only for it to end up in someone else's hands
19:54
hey do you know how hard it is to shave your buttcrack with an electric razor
19:54
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
19:55
I've never owned one
19:55
A buttcrack I mean
19:55
I've never owned a buttcrack
19:55
Daisy Kay
you have a pretty buttcrack
19:56
Kommissar Mandar
oh thank you : 3
19:56
Daisy Kay
*smooshes her face between your cheeks, not even caring what condition it is in right now*
19:56
beep
19:56
Kommissar Mandar
My butt is always in mint condition
19:56
Daisy Kay
I bet your butt is always minty
19:57
with sweat
19:58
butt's wet buttsweat.
19:58
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
19:58
I try to keep it dry
19:58
*bumps my butt against yours*
19:59
I'll bet your butt is nice and firm because you exercise so much
20:02
Daisy Kay
it's not as fat as I'd like it to be
20:02
but that's another thing that could change with hrt
20:02
I hope this advil pm I took doesn't give me weird dreams
20:28
*poke*
20:46
Tuesday, 20. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
blah
05:12
when my back gets to that point I just lie down and pass out lol
05:12
ah great
05:44
My debit card's been used fraudulently for like the 6th fucking time
05:45
I swear to christ, no matter how many times I change this thing...they find me
05:45
Time to call the bank!
05:46
phew
05:57
Nothing stolen
05:57
Alright
05:57
So, you're gonna get a debit card arriving in your mail
05:58
That's for this dumbass lol
05:58
Daisy Kay
good morning
06:22
I am still tired, even after taking that pill. What the hell is wrong with my body ha ha
06:22
Kommissar Mandar
That's pretty normal
06:22
You're body's just not used to it =(
06:22
I get the same way with klonopin
06:23
I've been drowsy for like...days
06:23
Just chugging coffee
06:23
To no avail
06:23
At least it helped you go to sleep and get up =)
06:23
Daisy Kay
It really did make me feel heavy
06:24
I still feel a little heavy
06:24
Kommissar Mandar
I know that feel...
06:24
There's lighter things you can take if you don't like the feeling
06:25
I still swear by poppy tea
06:25
I like all-natural stuff when it comes to medicine and sleep
06:26
You're welcome to anything I have
06:26
Daisy Kay
It's so weird, feeling like this
06:27
Kommissar Mandar
You feel floaty?
06:28
Daisy Kay
Being in the hospital was like, the ultimate heavy feeling.
06:28
Kommissar Mandar
I love that feeling
06:28
Daisy Kay
even lifting my arm felt like
06:28
I was carrying weights
06:28
Kommissar Mandar
oh jeez
06:28
that's not a fun feel
06:28
Daisy Kay
haha, well it's DRUGS
06:29
Kommissar Mandar
I like the feeling of...going out
06:29
not so much waking up under the anastheasia
06:29
Daisy Kay
they make you not only sleepy
06:29
but your entire body sleeps, including your muscles
06:29
Kommissar Mandar
Kratom is like...the opposite feeling
06:30
makes you feel weightless
06:30
far better for sleep
06:30
the drowsiness doesn't linger
06:30
I'm like professor Snape, I know my potions n shit
06:31
Daisy Kay
that anesthesia, man... it's one of the more expensive parts of surgery for such a tiny thing. This is because it's an art.
06:31
Kommissar Mandar
It is
06:31
Too much...and you die : 3
06:31
Daisy Kay
Anesthesia has to be delivered to your body just right. Any number of things can go wrong, not just dying.
06:32
Kommissar Mandar
Oh fuck don't even talk to me about that 'awake during surgery shit'
06:32
That's just something I don't like to think about
06:33
Daisy Kay
I just feel weird having lost that time
06:33
one minute I am watching the fluids go into my arm
06:33
and then NOTHING.
06:33
Kommissar Mandar
It's like...a time machine
06:34
Daisy Kay
yeah
06:34
no dreams no nothin
06:34
Kommissar Mandar
You come out with a beard
06:34
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
06:34
WHAT YEAR IS IT!?
06:34
It'd be cool if you did dream
06:35
Just imagine reaching a level of subconsciousness that deep....
06:35
I just started on my Wellbutrin again
06:37
I"m already getting the sick dreams
06:37
it rocks
06:37
Daisy Kay
Wooo
06:37
Man I wanna climb back into bed for just
06:38
Kommissar Mandar
It's like...dreaming in HD
06:38
Daisy Kay
an hour
06:38
Kommissar Mandar
Dude
06:38
you know what's gonna happen lol
06:38
Daisy Kay
one more...
06:38
Kommissar Mandar
I say that to myself all the time
06:38
Do you drink coffee?
06:38
Btw, just so you know
07:12
I'm used to calling people of any gender dude =X
07:13
I just don't want to say anything that bothers you =X
07:15
Daisy Kay
hiii, I'm at work now.
08:10
I did sleep for one more hour.
08:11
Kommissar Mandar
nice!
08:28
I can never gauge my sleep like that, I always wind up oversleeping
08:29
It's my stepmom's birthday today so we're going to go out and party
08:29
Say hi to the Tax Man for me!
08:29
Daisy Kay
I think he's coming back from China this week.
08:30
Kommissar Mandar
Oh he's still in China?
08:30
What's he up to down there?
08:30
Vacation or business?
08:30
Daisy Kay
I think it's some Christian guy who brings him along
08:31
they go to mainland china to teach them english
08:31
Kommissar Mandar
aww, that's so sweet
08:31
So he speaks Chinese?
08:32
Daisy Kay
you don't have to know much of a foreign language to teach it, oddly enough.
08:33
Kommissar Mandar
Well
08:33
You're looking at someone who failed EVERY foreign language class she ever took in school
08:33
Daisy Kay
Well Americans are like
08:34
Kommissar Mandar
Spanish in middle school
08:34
French in college
08:34
Daisy Kay
the least bilingual people on earth
08:34
Kommissar Mandar
And Japanese because....I wanted to move to Japan when I was 13
08:34
I just don't have an ear for languages
08:34
Oh, I also tried to learn Dansk because I'm Danish
08:36
That also went horribly
08:36
Daisy Kay
I can pick up on languages to get the gist, but I've never really tried to learn any conversational skills.
08:36
I think that comics are the best way to learn another language.
08:37
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
08:37
Daisy Kay
as long as it has roman lettering I can get the gist.
08:37
by that I mean... not symbols or glyphs
08:38
so like, I can pick up a german comic and understand it even though I don't know EXACTLY what they are saying.
08:39
Kommissar Mandar
German looks easy
08:39
Daisy Kay
Spanish is probably the easiest to read.
08:39
Kommissar Mandar
Because the word ordering is similar to English
08:39
Daisy Kay
a lot of it just looks like english words.
08:39
The thing that makes German hard conversationally is that it is spoken kind of quick.
08:39
words can be connected together like legos
08:40
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
08:40
I don't think I could ever like...speak fluently to someone in another language
08:40
maybe learn to read it, but that's about it
08:41
Accent plays a part in it too
08:41
Someone learning English might hear my Jersey accent and be like...what the fuck?
08:42
Daisy Kay
people have no idea that they have an accent.
08:43
because they think there is a "correct" way to speak english.
08:44
Kommissar Mandar
I know, that's so weird to think about
08:44
Like, I don't think I have an accent, but I just know it's there
08:44
Daisy Kay
At least Americans.
08:44
A lot of british actors do an "american accent"
08:45
but americans don't hear it. They just think "he speakin normal."
08:45
Kommissar Mandar
I never realized Hugh Laurie was British until somebody told me
08:46
Daisy Kay
and the late Bob Hoskins
08:47
Kommissar Mandar
I always try and think about what we sound like to British people
08:48
But we'll never know
08:48
Daisy Kay
Hugh's voice sounds very forced, but it's interesting. You might notice he never speaks fast. Every word is enunciated carefully.
08:48
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...he never really does
08:49
alright, I gotta get dressed and ready
08:50
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUycneBNAyM
08:50
Kommissar Mandar
If I delay the birthday drinking train my ass will be grass
08:50
Daisy Kay
here are some japanese kids doing american accents.
08:50
Kommissar Mandar
lol what the christ?
08:51
Impressive though, with the voices
08:51
Daisy Kay
it is ignorantly believed they can't pull off an american accent
08:52
but something like this just proves that theory wrong.
08:52
Kommissar Mandar
I think anyone can pull off any accent if they work at it
08:53
It's not like singing lol
08:53
The old phrase "anyone can learn to sing" is one I believe to be bullshit
08:53
My voice could never be harmonic
08:53
Daisy Kay
be careful drinking
08:54
Kommissar Mandar
aw, I will
08:55
I promise.
08:55
Have fun at the awfice <3
08:56
Daisy Kay
CUM
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
In mah butt
15:47
I was good today
15:47
Daisy Kay
Sent file abut.JPG.
15:47
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't try and keep up with my stepmom drinking wise
15:47
Is that yours? : 3
15:48
If so, may I keep it?
15:48
Daisy Kay
ok
15:48
can I have your butt it is far more perfect
15:48
Kommissar Mandar
We'll just sew it right on
15:49
it'll be a barrel of laughs
15:49
I uh
15:49
Got very gussied up today
15:49
So I have something for you too
15:49
Daisy Kay
oh?
15:49
Kommissar Mandar
ye
15:50
Give me a sec
15:50
yeah...
15:51
My computer is running at about dial up speed right now
15:51
I have fucked another one
15:51
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15:52
You can have these too
15:53
Daisy Kay
*blush*
15:53
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
15:54
You have a nice ass too, you know
15:54
Daisy Kay
*leans on you.*
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
*hugs you from the waist and licks your ear*
15:56
Daisy Kay
*makes a face* HEY.
15:58
heheh.
15:58
Kommissar Mandar
*don't act like you don't like it =P*
15:59
*licks your neck*
15:59
Daisy Kay
don't act like you don't lick it
15:59
Kommissar Mandar
Wow
15:59
It took me a while to parse that sentence in my head
16:00
Have some butt....
16:00
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16:00
Daisy Kay
*licks your butt*
16:01
Kommissar Mandar
yowza
16:01
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16:04
Underwear party
16:05
Daisy Kay
*holds her hands up to her face but still peeks from between her fingers.*
16:05
Kommissar Mandar
You're adorable : 3
16:05
*Smooshes your face in between her boobs*
16:06
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles her face against your booby and gives it a little kiss.*
16:07
Kommissar Mandar
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16:08
*moans*
16:08
*guides your tongue to her nipple*
16:08
Daisy Kay
*closes her eyes and nurses on your nipple, making tiny puppy sounds.*
16:08
Kommissar Mandar
*shudders deeply*
16:09
*stuffs more boob in your mouth*
16:13
Daisy Kay
*opens her mouth wider, taking more of the breast with it.*
16:13
* rolls her tongue all around, circling your areola with your breast just stuffed into her big maw.*
16:14
Kommissar Mandar
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16:14
*Runs her nails up and down your head and back, carefully avoiding your hair*
16:15
Daisy Kay
*coos softly, closing her eyes and getting comfortable in your embrace.* mmph... mff.
16:15
Kommissar Mandar
*Looks down and smiles at the suckling wittle baby*
16:16
*"Look at the wittle Daisy baby...having to nurse..."*
16:17
Daisy Kay
*looks up at you with sleepy eyes. She pulls her head back, tugging your nipple and stretching it before your breast snaps back against your chest.*
16:18
Kommissar Mandar
*OUCH!*
16:20
*Spanks your ass*
16:20
*very hard*
16:20
Daisy Kay
*yelps!*
16:20
*whimpers, tearing up, but feeling oh so warm between her legs despite the pain on her bottom.*
16:20
Kommissar Mandar
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16:21
*Spanks you even harder*
16:21
Daisy Kay
*Balls up her hands into fists and bites on her knuckles. Each smack makes her let out a little squeak of pain. She presses her thighs together and shudders.*
16:21
Kommissar Mandar
*Reaches her hand between your thighs*
16:22
*Feels your hardness and laughs*
16:22
*You naughty little brat! You like this don't you!*
16:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes hotly when you find her hard cock. She looks down bashfully. It seems fairly large for such a small girl! It's pulsing in your hand as you feel around. "n-no, I just can't help it..." she mumbles.*
16:23
Kommissar Mandar
*Ssshh....that's alright....*
16:26
*I can...help you*
16:27
*Mandy grabs the hard cock gently in her hand and strokes up and down*
16:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy closes her eyes and breaths hotly. "You aren't gonna tell the other girls I have a wiener, are you?" she moans and shudders as you rub here throbbing erection. You can feel every wrinkle and goosebump of her massive cock. She parts her legs farther apart and moans.*
16:29
Kommissar Mandar
*sshhh, sweetling, your secret is safe with me*
16:30
*Strokes even harder, pressing her tits on the girls back as she works her hand up and down on her cock*
16:30
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16:31
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lifts up her shirt a bit. Her breasts are much smaller than yours. She plays with her little tits as you stroke the huge erection between her legs. Her balls rise up as she gets more excited with anticipation. A clear liquid dribbles from her drip and goes down her shaft.* ahhh!
16:33
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy bends down and licks the sweet liquid from Daisy's soft body, loving the taste of it*
16:36
*It's okay Daisy...I won't tell...*
16:37
*She whispers repeatedly as she licks your over sensitive shaft*
16:37
Daisy Kay
*tenses up. She bites her shirt, letting out a strained whimper. She juts her hips forward, humping into your hand. Suddenly a hot burst of cum shoots from her, flying against the wall and drooling down her shaft and between your fingers. She shudders and moans.*
16:38
Kommissar Mandar
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16:38
*I"ll bet that felt good, didn't it sweetling?*
16:39
*licks the sweet cum from between her fingers, looking you in the eye the entire time*
16:39
Daisy Kay
*blushes* gosh, you're pretty everywhere...
16:40
Kommissar Mandar
aww : 3
16:40
Daisy Kay
even your body is just... perfect. *looks at herself, tugging her t-shirt down.*
16:40
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes hotly and hides her face*
16:40
I do what I can, to stay in shape
16:41
Daisy Kay
me too.
16:41
Kommissar Mandar
I like the way your body is built
16:41
Daisy Kay
We can help each other...
16:41
Kommissar Mandar
I look forward to it
16:41
Daisy Kay
he he
16:41
would you ever go to a gym? I think there is a fitness center in town.
16:42
Kommissar Mandar
How much is it?
16:42
Daisy Kay
no idea.
16:42
Who knows, maybe it'll be reasonable since it's in a small town
16:42
Kommissar Mandar
If it's cheap I certainly would love to
16:43
Daisy Kay
exactly. That or
16:43
get more equipment for home
16:43
Kommissar Mandar
That would probably be better in the long run
16:44
Save you more
16:44
I really want to join a gym with a pool
16:44
Swimming is the best exercise for me because of my ankles
16:45
It's also the most fun : 3
16:46
Daisy Kay
doesn't belly button placement have something to do with it
16:46
Kommissar Mandar
With what?
16:46
Daisy Kay
a low belly button means a lower center of gravity = good swimmer
16:47
Kommissar Mandar
I never in my life knew that
16:48
I guess mines...pretty low
16:48
I don't know
16:48
I haven't had much to compare with
16:48
Daisy Kay
mine is... kinda high?
16:48
I don't know
16:49
I don't know how that is measured
16:49
Kommissar Mandar
lol me neither
16:49
My center of gravity sucks
16:50
I can't balance for beans
16:50
I have really bad coordination too
16:51
Daisy Kay
well then you might be a good swimmer
16:52
Kommissar Mandar
I consider myself a good swimmer
16:52
Except for that one time I got caught in a riptide and almost died
16:52
That was bad
16:52
other than that, I've never had an incident
16:53
I learned to swim when I was like...2
16:54
Daisy Kay
I used to love the beach.
16:54
but I found it icky and dirty.
16:54
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god
16:54
Daisy Kay
the older I got the more I was like "eww the beach is gross!"
16:55
Kommissar Mandar
I went to...Sea Bright I believe it was
16:55
I came out with...residue on me
16:55
Residue I could not explain
16:55
And that's when I decided I was done with the Jersey shore
16:55
Plus
16:55
I am afraid of jellyfish....very very afraid
16:55
Daisy Kay
yeah
16:56
Kommissar Mandar
If I see one I get out of the ocean and I don't go back in
16:56
I just have this image of one attaching to my face...stinging my eyes
16:56
Daisy Kay
I remember one time, swimming in the beach was closed...
16:56
a bunch of LARGE jellyfish had beached themselves
16:56
it was an incredible sight. Really stuck with me.
16:57
Kommissar Mandar
oh god...
16:58
I've never seen a really big one
16:58
When I would frequent Keansburg I remember walking along the beach...and there were all these dead horseshoe crabs...everywhere
16:58
This was the same beach where we found the spinal cord
16:59
Yeah, I'm definitely one of those 'fuck the ocean' people
16:59
Daisy Kay
I hope we improve deep-sea exploration though.
17:00
Kommissar Mandar
There's so much shit in the ocean that we don't even know about
17:00
Daisy Kay
I would love to see what creatures are at the very bottom.
17:00
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
17:00
The Bloop
17:00
The Bloop is at the bottom
17:00
Do you know of the Bloop?
17:00
Daisy Kay
yes
17:02
The best we know is that it's some massive air pocket.
17:02
There would be no creature that could have made it unless it is a creature that only breathes once every 100 years or something ha ha
17:02
We have aliens we have never seen on earth.
17:04
and they're at the bottom of the ocean.
17:04
Kommissar Mandar
I want to believe the Bloop is a creature
17:05
I want to belieeeeeevveee
17:06
But really, this is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night
17:06
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/SPUyhysjyDI/AAAAAAAAJYI/7HIeqjuNqro/s400/ogrefish.jpeg
17:07
this kind of shit
17:07
Fish who live at the bottom of the sea actually explode when they try and travel to higher depth
17:08
I learned that from The Langoliers
17:08
Daisy Kay
yeah
17:09
that's why they invented the abyss box.
17:09
Kommissar Mandar
what's that? a high pressure water chamber I'm guessing?
17:10
Daisy Kay
yep
17:10
Kommissar Mandar
I'd love to sea scary ass fish in person
17:10
I used to go on Snopes.com all the time
17:11
And they had this page about how in Hurricane Katrina all these messed up fish from the bottom of the sea were washed on land
17:11
Daisy Kay
I wanna believe that there is life, even bacterial, on Europa or Encelaldus
17:11
under the ice, where the water is warmer
17:12
Kommissar Mandar
That would be sick...
17:12
ah man, that reminds me
17:12
I forget the name of the lake
17:12
But there is this lake in the arctic that has been frozen forever
17:13
Daisy Kay
oh yeah
17:13
Kommissar Mandar
But there is warmer water underneath the ice
17:13
Prehistoric life just perfecly preserved
17:13
at least I hope that's what they find
17:13
Daisy Kay
yeah, prehistoric
17:13
yep
17:13
little
17:13
microscopic prehistoric life
17:13
Kommissar Mandar
That's just crazy...
17:14
Also
17:14
You cannot say there is not life on other planets
17:14
The universe is too big to assume that
17:14
Daisy Kay
it's just unlikely that there's any life even close to us
17:15
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
17:16
We'll never cross paths with other life
17:16
but its there
17:16
Daisy Kay
we are a very special case of everything coming together just right
17:16
Kommissar Mandar
I did a paper on that
17:16
And it's just...nutso
17:16
Daisy Kay
perfect atomosphere, perfect water, perfect distance from the sun
17:16
Kommissar Mandar
Life happening on this planet was like a one in a million chance
17:17
But again
17:19
There's just so much out there
17:19
There has to be life
17:19
Daisy Kay
the universe is massive and it isn't going to die for trillions and trillions of years
17:20
Kommissar Mandar
I hope it's Giger-esque and terrifying...
17:20
Daisy Kay
and if we manage not to kill ourselves we earthlings might be the key to uncovering its secrets
17:20
Kommissar Mandar
No, we're going to kill ourselves
17:20
Sorry, I'm a pessimist
17:21
But
17:22
if we did last
17:22
We would be like....the chosen race
17:22
Daisy Kay
Maybe the universe is cyclical.
17:22
Kommissar Mandar
The ones who figured out how this shit works
17:22
Daisy Kay
Maybe it goes in and out rapidly.
17:23
expanding and then collapsing in on itself as it reaches the edges
17:23
Kommissar Mandar
Shit....
17:23
Then it's like....
17:23
How many resets has it been through?
17:24
Daisy Kay
the edges connected like the passageways in pac-man
17:24
Well maybe it isn't like that. Maybe we're stuck like this.
17:24
Kommissar Mandar
But like
17:24
We're fucking fruit flies
17:24
Daisy Kay
Maybe there was no begining
17:24
Kommissar Mandar
In the grand sceme of things
17:24
Daisy Kay
Maybe it's just always been pulsing like a heartbeat.
17:24
Kommissar Mandar
I used to sit in the shower and think about shit like that as a kid
17:25
All the time
17:25
how the universe began
17:25
What was here before it?
17:25
Just white....negative space?
17:25
Daisy Kay
ha ha pretty much what I did
17:25
Kommissar Mandar
That's all I could picture
17:26
white void
17:26
Daisy Kay
but see
17:26
how could there be a start without time existing
17:26
I mean, how could there be a before
17:26
Kommissar Mandar
well there is no time
17:27
Humans just invented time
17:27
as a way to measure the passing of events
17:27
But events still happen
17:28
I mean, maybe truly the universe was always just..here
17:28
Daisy Kay
well I mean, the whole big bang, the start of everything
17:29
it could not have been a white void before then
17:30
because there was NOTHING before then
17:30
it's a difficult thing to wrap your mind around
17:30
Kommissar Mandar
I just...can't picture that in my head
17:30
Daisy Kay
yeah
17:30
Kommissar Mandar
You can't picture TRUE nothing
17:30
Because we have no concept of TRUE nothing
17:31
Daisy Kay
that's where there is a belief that
17:31
the universe just expanded
17:31
"bang" is a misnomer.
17:31
Kommissar Mandar
We can only put it into our terms
17:32
Daisy Kay
Rather all the STUFF that contained everything in the universe was once the size of a particle.
17:32
Kommissar Mandar
Things that we're able to imagine because we have reality on it
17:32
Daisy Kay
before sort of... growing
17:32
The Big Growing would be more accurate
17:33
Kommissar Mandar
It would be, if you think of it like that
17:33
Daisy Kay
it wasn't an explosion, but an expansion
17:34
all the particles sort of PUSHED away from each other
17:34
atoms smashed together. elements were formed.
17:34
elements bonded together.
17:35
turned into solid mass
17:35
and so on
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
the right collisions making things like water and oxygen, yes
17:35
Do you think there are other dimensions?
17:36
Parellel to ours?
17:38
Daisy Kay
It's probable.
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
I've always thought so
17:38
Or more like, wanted to think so
17:38
Daisy Kay
It's just as possible that each universe is exactly the same
17:39
multiplied an infinite amount of times
17:39
Kommissar Mandar
that would be so boring
17:40
it's fun to think that they're completely different
17:40
In ways we can't even imagine
17:40
it's shit like this that really makes me want to try LSD
17:41
Everyone I know has done it
17:42
The shit they've seen.....
17:42
Actually it would probably be a terrible idea for someone like me
17:43
I would probably have a trip so horrific they'd have to lock me up
17:44
Daisy Kay
I don't trust my mind.
17:46
I know it's not like dreaming, but
17:46
I have hallucinated before and I was never comfortable with it.
17:46
Kommissar Mandar
Neither do I
17:46
I don't think I've ever actually hallucinated because of drugs, per se
17:47
But when my buddy would give me that K2 garbage
17:47
It would put me in this bizarre frame of mind
17:47
I just remember looking at like...this tiny movie of my life
17:48
And feeling so detached
17:48
like I was looking at a stranger's life
17:48
I can't even describe it
17:48
Daisy Kay
I hallucinated from not enough sleep.
17:48
Kommissar Mandar
How long were you awake?
17:49
I've heard stories about that
17:49
What did you see?
17:49
Daisy Kay
I never been awake for more than 48 hours
17:50
but all I need is 24 to hear stuff and see things from the corner of my eye
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
Wow....
17:51
That's crazy
17:51
What do you hear?
17:51
Daisy Kay
whispers
17:51
the most vivid thing I heard was someone saying, clearly, into my ear "divide."
17:52
I wasn't even doing math homework!
17:52
Kommissar Mandar
That's unnerving as fuck...
17:52
Daisy Kay
haha
17:52
Kommissar Mandar
I used to drink hydrocodone
17:53
Daisy Kay
one time I heard a song over and over
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
And I would hear whispers
17:53
I could never make them out though
17:53
Daisy Kay
It was totally silent in the room.
17:53
oh yeah
17:53
and...
17:53
fevers... and my sleep paralysis.
17:53
those also give hallucinations
17:53
I hate fever dreams.
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
sleep paralysis terrifies me so much
17:53
I don't think I've ever had a particularly vivid fever dream
17:54
Daisy Kay
for me
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
The only time I would see things...was when I would hypnotize myself
17:55
Daisy Kay
I see... a semi-solid surface
17:55
and I have to draw these perfect lines with my mind.
17:55
if the line is too scratchy, I feel pain
17:55
if I draw a perfect, smooth line, then I feel a soothing sensation.
17:55
Kommissar Mandar
This happens when you have a fever?
17:56
Daisy Kay
yeah
17:57
Kommissar Mandar
I've never experienced anything that wild
17:58
anything like that at all
17:58
The first time I ever had GOOD weed
17:59
Old Bridge weed
17:59
It's the only good thing we have
17:59
Daisy Kay
I remember once in school
17:59
Kommissar Mandar
i was very detached from reality
17:59
In a pleasant way though
17:59
Daisy Kay
Instead of going to recess I just sat in class... and slowly... I felt the world turning around me.
17:59
haha
17:59
Kommissar Mandar
that's nutso
18:00
like
18:00
omg in retrospect it was so irresponsible
18:00
But I tried to drive
18:00
I was going 10 miles an hour
18:00
whispering
18:00
'this is the speed limit....'
18:00
until finally I just stopped the car and turned to my cousin and my friend and said 'one of you has to take over'
18:01
NONE of us should have been driving
18:01
But I gave the wheel to Jon
18:01
And he kept driving off the road
18:01
And I just laid in the backseat of my car listening to the music that was on the radio
18:02
Seeing these visions of a castle with Knights and Ladies dancing...
18:02
Daisy Kay
*plays the mandolin.*
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
When we got back to my room
18:02
ahaha
18:02
Daisy Kay
*fifes*
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
I just kept saying "Shut the gates! Shut the gates!"
18:02
"We can't let them take the tower"
18:03
That's what was happening
18:03
Everything went medieval
18:03
A psychic once told me I had a very prominent past life in the middle ages
18:03
Kind of strange
18:04
That's where my mind goes to, always
18:04
Daisy Kay
well somebody once told me
18:04
the world was gonna roll me
18:04
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHAHAHA
18:04
Goddamn that was perfect
18:04
Daisy Kay
*shruuuugs*
18:05
Kommissar Mandar
*Puts on her curly shoes and grabs the battle axe*
18:05
Daisy Kay
I'm a battleaxe
18:05
Kommissar Mandar
wooooah
18:06
*swings you around by your feet*
18:06
Suppah time
18:07
Daisy Kay
that is old-timey slang for a mean wife.
18:07
Kommissar Mandar
haha
18:07
I'll be back latah
18:07
Daisy Kay
http://www.slang-dictionary.org/Battleaxe
18:07
Kommissar Mandar
let's green egg and ham it
19:45
Daisy Kay
Grab my belly and make a wish.
19:46
Kommissar Mandar
Stare into my nipples of the future....
19:46
Daisy Kay
how come no one ever quotes that line
19:46
it's the better than the green egg and ham it one
19:46
Kommissar Mandar
That movie was a fever dream
19:47
let's green egg and ham it is my favorite
19:47
Daisy Kay
I just can't imagine the context of
19:47
grabbing his belly
19:47
Kommissar Mandar
His belly is too hard to grab anyway
19:48
It was kind of weird when he bathed in front of the kid
19:48
And slept in his bed...
19:48
Daisy Kay
let's get abs
19:48
Kommissar Mandar
I want abs!
19:48
But not too many
19:48
I used to have abs
19:49
They went away...
19:49
We're gonna get fit as fuck
19:50
Daisy Kay
Or a tighter tummy
19:50
either way
19:50
I don't want muscles it's just that
19:50
that's how I'm built.
19:50
Kommissar Mandar
You're built nice
19:52
As much as you say you want a pear-ish figure
19:52
You have a very nice hourglass one
19:52
Daisy Kay
it's more a downward triangle.
19:52
My waist tapers
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
You look strong...
19:54
I could do to be a little bit stronger
19:56
I'm not strong at all
19:56
I never work out my upper body
19:56
Daisy Kay
I need stronger arms.
19:57
Kommissar Mandar
You and me both
19:59
My arms have no muscle in them at all and it bothers me
20:00
If my medicine isn't here tomorrow I'm gonna blow a gasket
20:05
cause I'm ready to rip my own spine out
20:05
Daisy Kay
aaa
20:06
Kommissar Mandar
that's the sound it would make
20:06
I'd be all like "aaahhh" before I died
20:06
And I could throw it on the Keansburg beach
20:07
Daisy Kay
that is my small scream
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
You have an awesome scream
20:08
Would you be opposed to walking on my back?
20:25
It helps...so much
20:25
and no one ever does it for me
20:25
Daisy Kay
I could use my knees.
20:27
Kommissar Mandar
ahhh that would feel so nice
20:28
*kisses your snoot*
20:28
Daisy Kay
hey
22:14
Kommissar Mandar
hey you
22:14
Hey is for horses
22:15
What's up?
22:15
Daisy Kay
nuffin. Just wonderin how you be
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
I be hurtin' but I'm okay
22:16
Daisy Kay
*stamps on you with his tiny flat feets.*
22:17
Kommissar Mandar
Laughing and clapping like a baby at this one Game of THrones scene whenever it comes on
22:17
Oh god that would feel so good
22:17
People think it'll hurt me
22:17
But they don't realize my back is made of stone
22:18
Daisy Kay
I still would not actually
22:18
put my full weight on you
22:18
Kommissar Mandar
Knees sounds like a better idea
22:18
Still have a headache from drinking earlier today
22:19
I don't know why I ever think drinking is a good idea
22:20
5 minutes of happy buzz is not worth 5 hours of pain
22:20
Did you always not drink?
22:22
Daisy Kay
yeah
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
That's good
22:22
It's so not worth it
22:22
Daisy Kay
I decided from an early age that I would never drink or smoke or do drugs
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
You're far smarter than me then
22:23
I made the same decision when I was really young...but broke it
22:23
Daisy Kay
someone sent us ginger beer
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
I really really wish that I hadn't
22:25
Daisy Kay
expecting me to drink it
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
Your office just gets sent gifts?
22:26
Daisy Kay
yeah. I know I get stuff in the mail by just posting my address.
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
Heh, wish I could be that well liked
22:28
The only present I ever got from someone online was this dirty nurses outfit that some pig expected me to wear
22:29
I gave it to my cousin
22:29
actually
22:30
I got sent Knuckles slippers too
22:30
that was pretty rad
22:30
So I guess it balances out
22:30
Daisy Kay
Hey! I'm just trying to be nice! But-but hey, I've been around your work since I was a children and it's been a huuuuge fountain of inspiration and it's super cool! Aaaanyway, I hope I don't sound creepy or nuthin', and I hope you continue to serve as a source of coolness towards other people from across da universe! Oh! And one more thing, I've always liked your cartoon with the dog finding his way home and it super helped me out when my doggy wasn't doin' well so thank you thank you! ByeAAAHH!
22:31
Kommissar Mandar
lol was that something someone sent you?
22:32
Daisy Kay
yeah it was in my inbox
22:32
just now
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
I read that in the voice of someone who drank 5 red bulls and was just breathless with excitement
22:33
running around the room whilst they typed
22:33
I couldn't imagine being as popular as you
22:34
*lays her sleepy, aching head in your lap*
22:35
Daisy Kay
*pets your hair*
22:38
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm*
22:39
*curls up on you*
22:40
Do you actually have orange blood or were you just curious about it?
22:48
Daisy Kay
oh it
22:49
it was just on my butt. I cut my butt shaving so I put a tissue over it
22:49
and when it was dry it was orange.
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
oh my...
22:50
Daisy Kay
but none of my other blood was orange.
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
I would be frightened
22:50
Daisy Kay
just there haha
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
baby bloodbutt
22:50
That's wild though
22:51
Daisy Kay
I'm sure it was a fluke
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
Get it checked if it happens again
22:53
I've brutalized myself shaving
22:53
like....flayed myself
22:53
Because I do it so fast
22:54
Daisy Kay
I am pretty impatient.
22:54
Kommissar Mandar
haha same here
22:54
I just want it done
22:54
Well I must say you did a good job on it
22:56
Your butt looks smooth : 3
22:56
Daisy Kay
it's just hard to shave the crack.
22:56
Kommissar Mandar
I can imagine
22:56
I've never put a razor there
22:57
uhg, I need something better to read
22:58
I've been trying to read the Wheel of Time but...
22:58
it's meh
22:58
Fantasy books are no fun when you have characters that are just ridiculously overpowered
23:00
shits going down
23:00
ah well, earthquake lady will handle it
23:00
oh man
23:05
Me and my buddy just made a pact
23:05
we're gonna touch the elephant's foot in Chernobyl for 1 second
23:05
I really want to go on a tour of that place
23:06
Daisy Kay
hmmmMMMMM!
23:07
I wanna travel.
23:07
I never got a passport before
23:07
Kommissar Mandar
Get Lowtax to take you to China
23:07
Daisy Kay
I mean travel outside the US. I been all over the country.
23:07
Kommissar Mandar
My passport photo is horrid
23:07
I've been to the Bahamas before
23:08
$20 jetski rides....
23:08
That trip was amazing
23:08
I got to see Canada for a day
23:08
Daisy Kay
yeah I need to get a passport so I can go to stuff like TCAF
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
My parents and I went on a cruise there....I was sick for most of it
23:09
But Canada was nice
23:09
People wanted to buy my pants
23:09
They were ridiculous looking Hot Topic pants and people in Canada had just...never seen anything like them I guess
23:10
Daisy Kay
http://butthug.com/post/86385350120/nakedbutts
23:10
*brushes teef*
23:11
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
23:11
I never saw that one
23:11
Klurfs with glasses are the best klurfs
23:12
Daisy Kay
i just drew it now
23:19
teef are all brushed
23:19
*minty kiss*
23:19
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmm*
23:19
I'm whitening my teeth before I come there
23:19
I'm not coming there with the way my teeth look now
23:19
Daisy Kay
I don't care how your teeth look or anything
23:20
I don't even care if
23:20
Kommissar Mandar
But they're horrible
23:20
Daisy Kay
if like,
23:20
Kommissar Mandar
Really embarrassing
23:20
Daisy Kay
Well I would care but
23:20
If your face got eaten by a bear
23:20
Kommissar Mandar
That would put a damper on my day
23:21
Daisy Kay
I would just be happy and relaxed that you are finally here
23:21
but I mean
23:21
Kommissar Mandar
awww....
23:21
Daisy Kay
I would care about you being in pain obviously but
23:21
just sayin
23:21
I am gonna be a lot less stressed out with you around
23:21
Kommissar Mandar
Well I'm still putting white strips on them
23:21
<3
23:21
I'll be a lot less stressed there
23:22
I really can't wait
23:22
I have actually encountered a bear before...
23:24
All my attempts at urban exploring go terribly wrong...
23:24
A bear's growl is a scary fucking thing in the middle of the woods at 1 in the morning....
23:26
Daisy Kay
*holds you like a teddybear*
23:26
*chews on your hair*
23:26
Kommissar Mandar
*snuggles against your chest and lets you chew*
23:27
*kisses your minty mouth*
23:29
Wednesday, 21. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
I want to cuddle that plushie : 3
09:33
Daisy Kay
Hello cupcase.
10:06
Kommissar Mandar
Oh hullo
10:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDcjW1XSXN0
10:07
I'm watching this
10:07
And me and my buddy are just going back and forth of all the possibilities...if there was a nuclear reactor in Epcot
10:07
FALLOUT: DISNEY WORLD
10:08
Daisy Kay
yeah I have watched all the industrial films from Disney
10:08
including the one about your period
10:08
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
10:08
I've watched that one
10:08
Daisy Kay
that one is famous but
10:08
there's also a sex-ed one
10:08
that actually tells you that condoms help prevent the spread of disease
10:08
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think I've seen the sex ed one
10:08
but now I want to
10:09
There's just such an unsettling quality to all of these...that I just can't place
10:09
But it's there
10:09
Daisy Kay
I can't find it right now
10:10
but I do remember it having like
10:10
little VD monsters in it?
10:10
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god.....
10:10
That's just beautiful
10:10
Syphillis as represented by a langolier looking thing
10:10
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoJkzOK2GAk
10:11
kinda
10:11
Kommissar Mandar
Yes YEEESSSSS
10:12
THIS IS A WAR STORY
10:12
Oh god, I cannot stop laughing
10:13
Daisy Kay
yeah, towards the end they really do offer helpful advice
10:14
lightyears ahead of anyone else
10:15
Kommissar Mandar
But by the end I would be laughing too hard to notice
10:15
Daisy Kay
instead of just saying "BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF IF YOU EVER HAVE SEX"
10:15
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah....
10:15
You know I've never been into the Fallout games (though I played the shit out of Elder Scrolls)
10:16
But
10:16
I would buy FALLOUT: DISNEY WORLD in a heartbeat
10:17
All the animals in the animal kingdom becoming fucked up mutant hybrids
10:17
A creepy loop of Mickey's voice saying "DON'T FORGET TO VISIT THE GIFT SHOP"....to no one
10:18
I have a thing for abandoned amusement parks
10:20
abandoned anything, really
10:20
but abadoned amusement parks are where its at
10:20
Daisy Kay
yeah
10:21
me three
10:21
Kommissar Mandar
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/12/chinas-abandoned-wonderland/100207/
10:22
I'm going here before I die
10:22
If it is the last thing I do
10:22
Daisy Kay
if only Palace Of Depression was either still standing or still being rebuilt.
10:24
They have been trying to rebuild it for years.
10:24
The only thing that was still standing was the ticket booth.
10:24
Kommissar Mandar
I've never heard of that place
10:24
It's in NJ too
10:24
oh wait no
10:25
Daisy Kay
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3157/2555614605_42a5cc20c4_b.jpg
10:25
Kommissar Mandar
I have seen this in Weird NJ
10:25
Daisy Kay
I been here a lot
10:25
because it was just across the street!
10:25
Kommissar Mandar
Holy shit....
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Part 3 (The Rest)
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That is the best hideout to have as a kid
10:25
Daisy Kay
yeah
10:25
Kommissar Mandar
As an adult too....
10:25
I found an abandoned tree house in the woods by my house once
10:27
That was pretty cool, but not as cool as that
10:27
Daisy Kay
this was a whole place made out of junk
10:27
Kommissar Mandar
that's just amazing
10:28
Daisy Kay
I do think it's interesting how New Jersey embraced its weirdness and has kept so many impossibly weird structures standing.
10:29
Kommissar Mandar
The motto is
10:30
"Eh, we'll clean it up if it falls down...maybe"
10:30
Daisy Kay
I think CowTown still exists.
10:30
Kommissar Mandar
I was upset to hear they were finally knocking down Marlboro
10:31
It looks like it's still running pretty well
10:31
If I have the right Cow Town
10:31
http://www.cowtownrodeo.com/
10:32
This one?
10:32
Daisy Kay
the 50 foot tall cowboy
10:32
where are the pictures of the cowboy?
10:33
Kommissar Mandar
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080322184121/uncyclopedia/images/4/4b/Cowtown_cowboy.jpg
10:33
Jesus Christ....
10:34
It's like Vegas Vic's deranged brother...
10:34
Daisy Kay
supposedly he was a Muffler Man
10:34
holding mufflers
10:34
Kommissar Mandar
I wouldn't accept a muffler....that came from that
10:34
Daisy Kay
pretty much all the muffler men were bought and repurposed
10:36
but the Cowtown Cowboy is probably the most famous.
10:36
Kommissar Mandar
A cowboy...in the middle of NJ...
10:36
It just doesn't fit
10:36
Daisy Kay
I wanna draw a muffler man
10:38
maybe later... time to eat and then animate.
10:38
Kommissar Mandar
Do it
10:38
Make it horrifying
10:38
imma go shower
10:42
Daisy Kay
that's some shower
12:47
Kommissar Mandar
lol a nap got thrown in there
12:48
But I feel nice and fresh
12:48
Daisy Kay
I was just pretendin
12:48
that you were showerin the whole time
12:48
Kommissar Mandar
It's possible with me
12:48
The hot water feels so good on my back
12:49
A lot of times I just stand like a vegetable under it
12:49
I promise I won't use up your hot water though
12:49
I'm considerate with the bathroom when I live with people
12:49
Daisy Kay
we can just bath at different times
12:51
Kommissar Mandar
True, true
12:51
Shit
12:52
I wanna save in Phantasmagoria
12:52
But I don't want to get stuck in a loop of Don killing me to death
12:52
Daisy Kay
yeah it's best to save BEFORE that part.
12:53
but never DURING
12:53
I was stuck on him strangling me
12:54
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah I'm saved before
12:54
And I don't want to save at any points in between
12:54
I'm guessing the secret elevator comes into play
12:55
because everywhere you go he just kills you
12:55
I do want to get Bad Mojo next if its available
12:58
The imagery stuck with me
12:58
Daisy Kay
I kind of want to just play the original.
12:59
I prefer playing games how they were.
13:00
Kommissar Mandar
oh yeah, you told me it was a remake
13:00
Daisy Kay
in impressive 256 color
13:00
Kommissar Mandar
I am guilty of only playing King's Quest remakes for the first 3
13:00
because I didn't want to deal with text commands
13:00
Daisy Kay
They used some neat tricks to get as much out of it as they could using Quicktime 2.0...
13:00
Kommissar Mandar
Was the music still as creepy?
13:01
Daisy Kay
yeah
13:01
Kommissar Mandar
I would like it then
13:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxXHNJD7wz0
13:02
This is one of my favorite boss themes of all time
13:02
I actually headbang to it
13:03
Ecco the Dolphin was notorious for making you memorize a fucking labyrinth in order to progress
13:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHlNKzAL1TA
13:06
This shit
13:06
Is why I could not beat the first game
13:06
Meh, the Sega CD version took the music and ruined it
13:07
This is the last level too
13:07
You're so close...and then they just deny you..
13:07
Perhaps this game is where my fear of aliens came from
13:09
I was just so happy when I was playing this on an emulator in the computer club at high school
13:10
Daisy Kay
ha ha c:
13:10
Kommissar Mandar
And my buddy looks at me and says "That game used to scare me"
13:10
I'm like "I thought I was the only one...."
13:11
Yeah the only club I was in was computer club
13:11
I was much, much more socially introverted back then
13:11
Daisy Kay
I wish I was in computer club
13:13
or av
13:13
or anything where the rich kids got in but I was denied access to
13:13
Kommissar Mandar
Why would you be denied access to that?
13:14
Daisy Kay
At least it's not like that anymore
13:14
because it's a class thing... or it was
13:14
Kommissar Mandar
My high school wasn't like that
13:14
No one cared about how much money you had
13:14
Daisy Kay
if you wanted to use the high-end equipment you needed connections.
13:14
Kommissar Mandar
That's fucking horseshit
13:15
granted
13:15
Daisy Kay
I know it's true because
13:15
Kommissar Mandar
My school had nothing close to high end
13:15
Daisy Kay
every student in the AV/newsroom class
13:15
was someone from a higher social status
13:15
Kommissar Mandar
Where did you go to high school?
13:15
Daisy Kay
When I tried to get it the teacher was like
13:16
"woah don't say it..."
13:16
like
13:16
You're not even allowed to talk about how the rich kids get everything they want.
13:16
Kommissar Mandar
Oh fuck those assholes
13:16
My stepmom would have sued them
13:16
Daisy Kay
Because Columbine
13:16
if you exhibit any kind of will to buck social trends you are a threat
13:17
Kommissar Mandar
Heh, I was the columbine kid at all my schools
13:17
Daisy Kay
and they could use columbine as an excuse to single you out.,
13:17
Kommissar Mandar
That's fucked up
13:17
I mean, I didn't go to high school until way after that incident
13:18
I mean
13:18
My school did not have rules
13:18
A kid pulled out a huge ass hunting knife in the middle of Sociology class once
13:18
And started slicing up an apple
13:18
I shit you not
13:18
The teacher looks at him and says "Please don't eat in here"
13:18
Daisy Kay
Remember the one episode of Beavis And Butthead where the kid had a gun and it was no big deal
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha I do not
13:19
But now I want to look it up
13:19
But that's how my high school was
13:19
Chaos and anarchy
13:20
Art class
13:20
I was painting that famous McGrete painting
13:20
"This is not a pipe"
13:20
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V2OQ2M1xOA
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
The kid next to me says "HEY CHECK THIS OUT"
13:20
And he pulls a bag of about a quarter of weed out of his pocket
13:21
Daisy Kay
haha
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
and holds it above the pipe
13:21
Daisy Kay
hahaha
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
I'm fucking dying
13:21
Nothing is done about it
13:21
Daisy Kay
*paints a picture of a nose* HEY LOOK *puts finger up to nostril*
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
13:22
Art class was insane as all hell
13:22
Daisy Kay
man not only does that kid have a gun he's also smoking in class
13:22
Kommissar Mandar
Everyone kept wanting me to draw boobs for them...
13:23
Yeah, that's basically my school
13:23
Daisy Kay
that's pretty normal
13:23
draw boobs
13:23
draw me
13:23
draw me and girlfriend
13:23
Kommissar Mandar
There was a secret alcove in the theartre
13:23
Daisy Kay
draw us fuckin
13:23
Kommissar Mandar
tee hee
13:23
You could climb up this treacherous arrangement of pipes to get up there
13:24
that's where everyone went to smoke weed
13:24
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10325292_1609789999245378_3814529543374791441_n.jpg
13:25
This is the only picture sadly I have of those days
13:25
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10363724_1609780612579650_6604646995150823506_n.jpg
13:26
And one of art class : 3
13:26
Kind of sad now that I look at it
13:26
That brunette in the background was raped by one of the teachers....
13:27
That was a huge problem in my school
13:27
Daisy Kay
Jesus
13:27
Kommissar Mandar
We lost 3 teachers in one year for sexual conduct with students
13:27
Daisy Kay
I don't like how it's so dangerous just to be a kid in school
13:28
especially a girl
13:28
we just keep teaching kids there is a certain way to act
13:29
and it's always unhelpful
13:29
kids are even taught to shut up and be quiet
13:29
Kommissar Mandar
I had only had a conversation with the rapist music teacher once
13:29
Daisy Kay
no raising hackles
13:29
Kommissar Mandar
But I could tell there was something off about him
13:30
He literally looked like Don from Phantasmagoria
13:30
oh yeah that bullshit
13:30
don't even get me started
13:30
I mean, at least in my school actions were taken against these people
13:30
Granted...more thourough background checks should have been done
13:31
Daisy Kay
no fighting back
13:31
Kommissar Mandar
But then again...people can just snap
13:31
You never know
13:31
Daisy Kay
but, you know, no punishing anyone that fights you
13:31
These are the lessons I was given.
13:31
Be quiet, be polite, ignore it
13:31
Kommissar Mandar
Exactly
13:31
HAHA
13:31
ignore bullying
13:31
Daisy Kay
look the other way
13:31
let it happen
13:31
Kommissar Mandar
That's the biggest sack of bullshit ever dumped on children
13:31
Daisy Kay
they used to say "build character" but I think they are trying to reword that now
13:32
Kommissar Mandar
You can't let it happen when the bully pulls a switchblade on you
13:32
Daisy Kay
"fact of life"
13:32
"learn to deal with the real world."
13:32
I fought back a lot. I even physically got in three fights in my entire life
13:33
Kommissar Mandar
http://ind.gmnews.com/news/2006-11-21/Front_page/013.html
13:33
Daisy Kay
I don't want any children to do that.
13:33
Kommissar Mandar
You stood up for yourself
13:33
Daisy Kay
Some think "I had to deal with it when I was a kid!" like that's okay? No. I had to deal with it, and I want better for our future babies.
13:33
Kommissar Mandar
You did what you needed to do
13:33
You can't change the human race.
13:34
Daisy Kay
Fuck this bullshit about them being "soft."
13:34
You pass a softer blow through each generation. You don't make it more intense just because you got hit as hard.
13:34
Kommissar Mandar
There are two kinds of people in this world, two kinds of people only two, there's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face.
13:35
A song that I live by
13:35
When I was 12 I "dated" this boy
13:35
He was my first "boyfriend"
13:35
All we did was talk on the phone
13:36
But he said something to me that I'll remember for the rest of my life
13:36
"As long as there are two people left standing on this earth, one will have the need to dominate the other."
13:37
That's something I took with me for the rest of my life
13:37
And then my step mom wouldn't let me see him anymore because she "wasn't going to have a nigger lover in her house"
13:37
People are animals.
13:38
I've seen to much ugliness to believe otherwise
13:38
And it exists whether you're rich or poor
13:39
Daisy Kay
well then!
13:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry
13:40
I didn't mean to take things to such a dark place
13:40
I have to say though
13:41
You're different
13:41
You're just...kind.
13:41
Daisy Kay
haha it's okay I was
13:42
reacting to what your mom said
13:42
Kommissar Mandar
Well to be fair
13:42
She has changed a lot since then
13:42
Daisy Kay
I have had uncomfortable conversations with a few girlfriends about... how they'd feel dating outside their race
13:43
Kommissar Mandar
I'd be lying if I said that talking to you didn't fracture my shell of cynicism
13:43
Daisy Kay
one of them was like "oh I would never date a black guy" and when I asked why I kept getting the worst examples that were just stereotypes
13:43
Kommissar Mandar
heh
13:44
Well my first boyfriend was black
13:44
Daisy Kay
and another girl, that was half-black, really hated mexicans
13:44
Kommissar Mandar
And I just felt so honored that he would even look twice at someone like me
13:44
He was so funny and popular
13:44
Daisy Kay
She was like "YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THEY ARE"
13:44
Jesus Christ, lady
13:44
Kommissar Mandar
I'll never understand hate towards Mexicans
13:44
Daisy Kay
CLEARLY
13:44
Kommissar Mandar
I lived in AZ
13:44
Daisy Kay
BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
13:45
Kommissar Mandar
And they were the kindest, most hardworking people
13:45
Daisy Kay
WHERE IT'S "REALLY BAD"
13:45
Kommissar Mandar
heh
13:45
Arizona can kick California's ass any day
13:45
We would always make fun of California
13:45
"Hey what's that tumor growing out of our state?"
13:46
As beautiful and perfect as it was
13:46
It was a place where you really did need to own a gun
13:46
And I...could never own a gun
13:47
Daisy Kay
I couldn't carry a gun, even when I was in west Philly.
13:47
Kommissar Mandar
Well I mean
13:47
Daisy Kay
Instead I carried pepperspray and never had to use it
13:47
thank god.
13:47
Kommissar Mandar
I have suicidal tendencies
13:48
I would not trust myself with a firearm, ever
13:48
Daisy Kay
well yeah when I was at my worst I was around all these guns
13:48
because of my roommate
13:48
I had some willpower on my side
13:48
Kommissar Mandar
Just a pull of the trigger
13:48
I asked my roommate to keep his locked up for that very reason
13:49
Kind of strange how we were both in such a similar situation
13:49
But yeah
13:49
AZ can go from paradise to post-apocalyptic thunderdome wasteland very quickly
13:50
Thankfully
13:50
I seem to have this...magic aura around me I guess...where people tend to not bother me
13:51
But I was in some crazy places....
13:51
lotta hard people giving you a lot of hard stares
13:52
Daisy Kay
I can feel safe walking next to you.
13:53
Kommissar Mandar
You can share my people-repellent aura : 3
13:53
Daisy Kay
I dunno I just always feel safer if I'm walking around with a woman.
13:53
Kommissar Mandar
Well you will be more than safe around me
13:54
I often have a knife or something on me
13:55
Daisy Kay
and the larger the group the better
13:55
Kommissar Mandar
And well....my teeth
13:55
Daisy Kay
I mean, yeah, there's still harrassment, but they think twice
13:55
Kommissar Mandar
My teeth can cut through throats
13:55
My mother, my sister, we all have the same large, jagged teeth
13:55
Daisy Kay
*nibbles food*
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
I don't get harassed
13:56
I swear, I just have this aura
13:56
where people don't notice me
13:56
I have actually rescued a guy from the Church of Scientology
14:00
My buddy Jon
14:00
You see
14:01
When you get to be as high a rank as Jon was...they are not okay with letting you leave
14:01
And this poor kid....he was terrified
14:02
I had to basically smuggle him from Times Square to NY Penn Station
14:02
So I put him under my coat
14:02
And I told him "If they want you, they'll have to go through me"
14:03
And off we went
14:03
Daisy Kay
aw
14:03
I like that story
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
He made it to the train station
14:03
: 3
14:04
In retrospect, I have also been rather reckless
14:05
I have dated two very, very violent men
14:05
And I've dared them both to hit me
14:05
They would get pissed off to the point where they would be shaking their fists, looking at me with murder in their eyes
14:06
And I just said "Do it fucker, I fucking dare you, show me what a man you are, cocksucker."
14:06
They would always back down
14:06
Daisy Kay
I was hit once but didn't report it. In retrospect I should have.
14:07
Kommissar Mandar
aw who hit you?
14:07
Daisy Kay
I dunno I have been pretty bad at pickin 'em.
14:07
but, that's not to say
14:07
Kommissar Mandar
Who's face do I have to scar up?
14:07
Daisy Kay
I'm not friends with exes
14:07
because I am easy to get along with
14:07
I refuse to let things end badly.
14:08
Kommissar Mandar
It's better that way
14:08
I tried to be friends with one of my exes....and got my door kicked down on New Years Eve
14:08
Daisy Kay
The idea that you can't be friends with an ex is absurd and it made up by horny guys who can't get over how they fucked up so they avoid some girl and call her names behind her back and convince everyone that "she is crazy"
14:08
Kommissar Mandar
Oh, I was the craziest asshole in Keansburg
14:09
They all pulled that shit with me
14:09
Daisy Kay
gaslighting
14:09
Kommissar Mandar
Yup
14:09
I'm familiar with the term
14:09
Mind you
14:10
I do not hit unless it's defense
14:10
ever
14:10
Daisy Kay
The good thing is that she at least felt bad about it but we knew we had to break up.
14:10
Kommissar Mandar
I don't see how anyone could hit you
14:11
Daisy Kay
because they get angry and lose temper and I'm an easy target
14:11
Kommissar Mandar
I could never raise a hand to someone as sweet as you
14:12
Daisy Kay
I am fairly sympathetic when it comes to that sort of thing
14:12
I know the cycle of abuse. It's not OKAY, but not everyone is so strong.
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
My temper....is broken
14:12
It is actually broken from all I've been through in life
14:12
Daisy Kay
and going after someone weaker than you will give you a brief feeling of power.
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
I am still a very cynical person
14:12
Daisy Kay
It's too brief and short though. It's not right. I could never do it.
14:13
Kommissar Mandar
But I'm the chillest cynical permamad asshole you'll ever meet
14:13
Daisy Kay
Every time I have gotten angry at someone in my adult life, even if they were bigger than me, I could only yell... but I didn't even feel good about yelling.
14:13
Kommissar Mandar
You have too good of a heart
14:14
I don't yell
14:15
except for when my door got kicked down....
14:15
then I fucking lost it
14:15
oh my god
14:15
I am in my bed
14:15
trying to rest
14:15
I had cut
14:15
I was drunk
14:15
but I just wanted to rest
14:15
BUT THEN HERE COMES TROY TO SAVE THE DAY
14:16
Fucker kicks in my door
14:16
and...then I must have had a Jedi take over my body
14:16
Because I FLEW out of bed and kicked it in the other way
14:16
And he's like "I'm not leaving till you open this door"
14:17
"Well you can fucking rot out there then"
14:17
And of all things
14:17
My step mom is like...."C'mon Mandy, just let him in, he just wants to talk to you."
14:17
I just said "A man has just barged in our home and tried to break down my door in my sleep what the FUCK is wrong with your brain?"
14:18
Jesus Christ...
14:18
The people I've dealt with in my life...
14:19
Daisy Kay
I like the part where you kicked the door closed.
14:19
You're awesome
14:19
Kommissar Mandar
I did!
14:19
aww
14:19
I will never explain how I did it
14:19
Adrenaline just took over
14:19
He didn't try the door again
14:19
Because he just was not expecting that to be my reaction
14:20
I mean fucking A, Daisy
14:20
In what situation would you ever deem that okay?
14:20
It's certainly not something I could picture you doing, ever
14:21
I feel so much older than I am
14:22
Because of the people who I've dealt with in my life
14:22
Actually now that I think of it
14:23
One boy did have the balls to punch me
14:23
Daisy Kay
hmm
14:23
I should check out this bed for sale...
14:23
Kommissar Mandar
I had confessed honestly to my friend Tom that I had taken Oxycodone after I promised him I wouldn't
14:23
And he just looked at me
14:24
And punched me right in the face
14:24
I'm like "Was that really necessary?"
14:24
Daisy Kay
w3oah
14:24
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
14:24
well I'm not picky
14:24
You can get me anything
14:24
whatever's cheapest
14:24
I swear I could write a book about Keansburg alone
14:25
Daisy Kay
18 minute walk
14:26
that's what I'm lookin for
14:26
Kommissar Mandar
whatever is easiest for you
14:26
heh heh
14:38
funny how after I tell that story
14:38
I find this picture
14:38
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/230702_1018617425972_5972_n.jpg
14:38
I mean we were just playing around there
14:38
But he took that fist to my face once
14:38
God...
14:41
So many people I know
14:41
Are in jail or dead
14:41
It's just...a very haunting feeling
14:42
Daisy Kay
*pet pet*
14:42
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
14:43
I hope Missouri has nice people...
14:43
Daisy Kay
everyone is really respectful in PH... so far.
14:44
Kommissar Mandar
That's good =)
14:44
Everybody gets nicer when you get out south or west
14:45
Daisy Kay
hey
18:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBI6udN1vk
18:24
Kommissar Mandar
Fuck books man..Fraggle Rock
18:34
I think I had these books
18:34
Okay, question
18:34
Do you remember the episode where the Fraggles decide to stop eating the Doozers little crystal scoffolding
18:34
The fraggle with the pigtails became like a Doozer activist
18:35
And the Doozers run out of room to build
18:35
And there's this scene of a mother Doozer hugging her children and she says..."When our space finally runs out...that's when we'll die..."
18:36
People think this was some kind of fever dream I had
18:36
But I assure you it wasn't
18:36
It almost sounds like one of those "lost episode" creepy pastas
18:37
Daisy Kay
I remember something weird about them not eating the stuff
18:38
Kommissar Mandar
But I swear I was sitting down before work and saw this
18:38
Daisy Kay
that's about it
18:38
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah!
18:38
I guess it was illustrating the same concept of taking a link out of the food chain and overpopulation of a species occuring or something
18:38
But the end was really fucking dark
18:39
Daisy Kay
"The Preachification of Convincing John"
18:39
Kommissar Mandar
A Doozer mother holding her children, comforting them in the face of imminent death
18:39
omg if you found it for me...
18:40
Daisy Kay
oh
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
OMG thank you!
18:41
I'm watching this whole thing
18:41
Daisy Kay
I have Fraggle Rock for free on amazon prime
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
=D
18:41
Daisy Kay
season 1 anyway
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
We have to watch it
18:41
I loved this show so much growing up
18:42
Daisy Kay
I am just gonna skip ahead a bunch
18:42
Kommissar Mandar
the episode I found isn't in English
18:43
But I found the scene!
18:43
Daisy Kay
It seems more about...
18:43
not blindly following the directions of a religion just because you're told to
18:44
This guy is an evangelical preacher
18:44
Kommissar Mandar
Yes, I forgot about the preacher dude
18:45
Pretty heavy message for Fraggle Rock lol
18:45
Weird...
18:46
The preacher dude in my story is named 'Honest Jon'
18:47
I wonder if I like...dug that out of my subconscious lol
18:47
Daisy Kay
honest jon is a common name
18:47
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I know it's the name of a record company
18:47
And this guy on Youtube that reviews cars
18:48
Daisy Kay
I like all those names
18:48
like
18:48
Sunny Jim
18:48
Kommissar Mandar
I might change it since I'm re-writing the thing anyway
18:48
I just really like Honest Jon though
18:48
Daisy Kay
Convincing Jon is just a play on the name
18:48
Kommissar Mandar
I like compound names like that
18:49
Precious Roy
18:49
Safety Dan
18:49
Daisy Kay
I just like the old-timey ones... Sunny Jim, Gloomy Gus...
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
lol Gloomy Gus
18:51
Blech, I ate too much
18:51
I feel nasty now
18:51
Daisy Kay
*rubs your tum tum*
18:52
*holds you in her lap as she animates.*
18:52
Kommissar Mandar
*cuddles up against you and watches in fascination*
18:52
Daisy Kay
I decided, the next mini ebook I do will be about cute creatures that are found in a trash can.
21:50
Thursday, 22. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Aww : 3
06:44
Trash Crew
06:45
I love my stepmom
08:36
She throws a package at my chest
08:36
"HERE'S YOUR FUCKING DRUGS!"
08:36
I just take it
08:37
"IT'S NOT DRUGS, IT'S A DILDO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
08:37
We both just start laughing...
08:41
Daisy Kay
man I had a weird dream that
08:51
someone's mom kept asking her "are you kids going to an orgy to have lots of sex?"
08:52
Kommissar Mandar
Oh, that was probably my stepmom
08:52
That's wild though
08:52
Do you know if they wound up having that orgy?
08:53
Daisy Kay
we didn't get to the party I woke up before then
08:53
Kommissar Mandar
aww
08:54
Those are the worst dreams
08:54
The cliffhangers
08:54
I had a dream about some weird shit last night but for the life of me I cannot remember it
08:55
I just remember waking up and thinking "thank god that was just a dream"
08:56
Daisy Kay
It's amazing when a dream breaks through all my barriers
08:56
well, time to get dressed...
08:56
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I gotta eat breakfast and shower
08:58
Daisy Kay
ello
13:48
Kommissar Mandar
Heeyyy
13:48
I just totally wasted a trip
13:48
Because I forgot the bank cancelled my debit card
13:48
And of course Bank of America closes at 4 instead of 5
13:49
So that was annoying
13:49
Daisy Kay
ah. Sorry...
13:49
Kommissar Mandar
It's alright
13:50
How are you? How's your day going?
13:50
Daisy Kay
I'm okay. Just made a wrap and I'm thinking about lookin at playtime for tossers
13:50
Kommissar Mandar
What's that?
13:51
Daisy Kay
Lark Of King Chairs
13:53
Kommissar Mandar
Nice chairs....
13:55
Daisy Kay
I have it on in the background
13:55
Kommissar Mandar
background of what?
13:56
Daisy Kay
I mean as I eat and work
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
I think I'm confused
13:57
I'm thinking of chairs lol
13:57
Daisy Kay
I hate when series are like, 22 episodes per season. That's too many... and 6 is too few. 10-13 episodes a season is ideal.
13:58
Kommissar Mandar
I wish Game of Thrones was 22 episodes per season
13:59
10 is not enough for me
13:59
Daisy Kay
it's called Lark Of King Chairs
13:59
Kommissar Mandar
I can't find anything about it on Google
14:00
I just get...chairs
14:00
Daisy Kay
haha
14:00
I'm speaking in riddle
14:00
Kommissar Mandar
answer me these questions three
14:00
Daisy Kay
using synonyms
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Kommissar Mandar
I see this ugly ass chair
14:01
that's $400
14:01
why would anyone buy such a thing?
14:01
Daisy Kay
for a lark, probably
14:02
a lark and a larf
14:02
Kommissar Mandar
hark, a lark
14:02
I think one of the best things I ever did
14:03
Daisy Kay
so how are points scored in this game
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
was furnish an entire apartment with used furniture from Vegas hotels
14:03
Daisy Kay
woah cool
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
omg it was
14:03
Like...I had the craziest lamp
14:04
I mean, I could only furnish my room
14:04
Daisy Kay
well
14:04
you can pick whatever you want
14:05
Kommissar Mandar
And my Roommate picked a bunch of boring shit for everywhere else
14:05
Like I would suggest things
14:05
and he'd say
14:05
THAT'S TOO BAROQUE
14:05
Daisy Kay
mostly empty place.
14:05
Kommissar Mandar
and I'm like
14:05
I'LL MAKE YOUR FACE BAROQUE
14:05
I mean I'm not too picky though
14:06
whatever's cheapest, that's my motto
14:06
that's where I got my 30 dollar mini fridge
14:08
that somehow worked
14:08
Daisy Kay
I prefer functional above all else
14:08
Kommissar Mandar
well of course
14:09
Daisy Kay
while an ugly chair would not be bad it would be useless if it was uncomfortable or broken
14:10
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file WP_20130810_008.jpg.
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You can see some of the room there
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Sent file WP_20130729_005.jpg.
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Lit up at night...
14:12
Daisy Kay
bring some taste to my house
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
My butt is glowing...
14:12
heh
14:13
My sense of taste is usually not found to be desirable
14:13
Sent file WP_20130713_002.jpg.
14:15
So many couches...SO MANY cheap couches that were so nice...
14:15
and he picks...this one
14:15
I don't know, maybe you like it
14:16
But there were so much prettier ones....
14:16
Daisy Kay
well maybe if you put something on it
14:16
like a knitted... thing
14:16
Kommissar Mandar
lol nope
14:16
You just came home to that puke green monstrosity every day
14:17
and it was uncomfortable as all hell
14:17
Daisy Kay
hopefully you will have a comfortable bed.
14:17
Kommissar Mandar
Like I said, I'm really not picky
14:17
The drive is gonna be fun
14:20
I love long drives
14:21
They're just so relaxing
14:21
I cleaned out the car so it's....fit to have people in again
14:21
Daisy Kay
Well as long as you're used to it.
14:23
Just pull over and nap if you get tired.
14:23
Kommissar Mandar
That's the plan
14:24
Daisy Kay
I get nervous about that. Two of my high school friends died that way.
14:24
Kommissar Mandar
Falling asleep in the car?
14:24
Daisy Kay
yeah
14:24
Kommissar Mandar
It's never happened to me in my 8 years of driving
14:24
The only time I ever got close
14:24
was when they had me on this weird medication that like...caused crazy bouts of drowsiness
14:25
And I dozed off behind the wheel and drove my car off the road
14:26
The next day I threw the shit out
14:26
And never came close to dozing behind the wheel again
14:26
The only drive I haven't enjoyed
14:27
Was driving from Vegas to Phoenix
14:27
For the very reason that my buddy was too tired to drive
14:27
When you drive between Vegas and Phoenix...you hit CRAZY mountain roads, thousands and thousands of feet above solid ground
14:28
I have a very bad fear of heights
14:28
Daisy Kay
yeah.
14:28
Kommissar Mandar
It's night time, dark
14:28
I'm driving a car I'm not familiar with
14:28
There's an 8000 foot drop to the left and right of me
14:29
You have to be going 80-90 to even survive
14:29
Daisy Kay
noooo
14:29
Kommissar Mandar
And there's a thunderstorm in the distance...
14:29
that's illuminating these desolate mountains
14:29
I'm just like....I'm going to die tonight.
14:30
I've never put more focused attention into driving in my life
14:30
Daisy Kay
I can never drive in my dreams
14:31
I press on the break and I really have to press down hard to get a car to come to a full stop
14:31
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit I have dreams like that too...
14:31
Daisy Kay
wonder what that's all about
14:31
Kommissar Mandar
Where the brakes don't work or for some reason I can't control my body
14:31
And I'm just careening helplessly down the highway
14:32
Those dreams scare the shit out of me
14:32
Maybe they're about like....fear of losing control, I guess?
14:32
Daisy Kay
a couple times
14:32
I have cruise control on but I am resting in the back seat
14:33
and then I think "wait why am I doing this"
14:33
and I scramble back to the front seat haha
14:33
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
14:33
Do you ever have dreams where your teeth fall out?
14:33
Daisy Kay
everyone does.
14:34
it is the same as falling
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
Seriously!
14:34
Daisy Kay
everyone has that dream
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
Everyone I know has had that dream
14:34
Daisy Kay
an interesting twist...
14:34
my mouth was full of teeth
14:34
like a hundred teeth
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
Kind of like my mouth
14:35
that's crazy...
14:35
I do have extra teeth in real life
14:35
Daisy Kay
your mouth and teeth and gums so pretty
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
oh bullshit
14:35
they're terrible
14:35
Daisy Kay
no, I want them.
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
I was actually on my way to go buy white strips for them
14:36
Daisy Kay
It's not the color I care about, but the size.
14:36
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, they're big
14:36
Daisy Kay
Big features are ideal.
14:36
Kommissar Mandar
real big
14:36
aw : 3
14:36
See I've never been in a fight
14:37
So I don't know how I would fare if I ever had to defend myself
14:37
Daisy Kay
the more I lose weight
14:37
Kommissar Mandar
But
14:37
Daisy Kay
the more I realize just how massive my head is.
14:37
Kommissar Mandar
I think to myself, I may not be able to hit
14:37
But these teeth could fuck somebody up
14:37
Daisy Kay
My head is very big, not just for my body.
14:37
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think so at all
14:37
Daisy Kay
haha you seen it!
14:37
it's hard to buy hats
14:38
Kommissar Mandar
I've seen you, I've seen pictures of you
14:38
I don't think your head is out of proportion
14:38
Daisy Kay
sometimes posing next to people... it looks funny
14:38
haha I remember one picture I took with this girl, back when I was fatter
14:39
and it looked like a number 10
14:39
one skinny head next to a fat head ha ha
14:39
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
14:39
Daisy Kay
I'm sorry, I can look back on it and laugh
14:39
okay
14:39
Kommissar Mandar
well it's good that you can
14:39
I find...nothing wrong with any part of you
14:39
Daisy Kay
I have an old pair of pants hanging in the closet in the spare room.
14:40
they're huge.
14:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'm not gonna lie, I've known some people with....bizarre proportions
14:40
you look fine
14:40
Ha!
14:40
You can do the Jared
14:40
Daisy Kay
okay I believe you!
14:40
Kommissar Mandar
Sorry, I just know a good looking person when I see one = P
14:41
Daisy Kay
one time I wore them (with a belt) and I felt like Hammer
14:41
Kommissar Mandar
Bringin back the ol' parachute pants
14:41
I have a similar pair of pants
14:42
not to that extent though
14:42
they're just really baggy...from my bigger days
14:42
Daisy Kay
*lifts you up*
14:45
*carries you around*
14:45
Kommissar Mandar
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/197202_5706124165_4587_n.jpg
14:45
these days...
14:45
I'll bet you could pick me up like a feather
14:46
one of those rare...130 pound feathers....
14:46
god...
14:47
Why the hell was my face so fat back then...
14:47
thank god that's over
14:47
Daisy Kay
your face looked pretty even then
14:49
gosh
14:49
Kommissar Mandar
aww...: 3
14:49
Daisy Kay
part of the reason I wore turtlenecks was to hide my diminishing jawline.
14:50
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I had not been so absurd at to bleach my hair....
14:50
Daisy Kay
It's back now but I still like turtlenecks.
14:50
Kommissar Mandar
I'd have a lot more hair today
14:50
Yeah, I noticed that you're always dressed to the nines
14:50
like...completely covered
14:50
Daisy Kay
well in cold weather usually, yes.
14:51
if it is under 70.
14:51
Kommissar Mandar
I am cold blooded
14:52
The AZ summer heat did not even bother me
14:52
Daisy Kay
I read an article that said the reason women percieve the air as colder is because their fingertips are (on average) smaller and more slender.
14:52
but their core body temperature is slightly higher
14:53
Kommissar Mandar
I'm just one of David Icke's lizard people
14:53
that's why I like heat
14:53
Daisy Kay
I think we will be compatable for air temp.
14:53
Kommissar Mandar
I can always bundle up too
14:54
Daisy Kay
I am sure we are the same temp.
14:54
My body is unusual and in some cases I am okay with it.
14:55
Kommissar Mandar
My body temp varies I think
14:55
because of my fibro
14:55
Are there coyotes out there?
14:56
I almost hit one with my car in AZ
14:56
thing just ran right out in front of my car
14:57
Daisy Kay
there are foxes
14:58
Kommissar Mandar
awwww
14:58
One of my favorite animals
14:58
Daisy Kay
when they make out
14:58
it sounds like a woman being murdered
14:59
haha
14:59
Kommissar Mandar
That fucking rules
14:59
Daisy Kay
It scared me the first time
14:59
I was like "JESUS WHAT'S HAPPENING DO I CALL THE COPS?"
14:59
but I listened closer and it was... foxes.
14:59
I also saw some green eyes
14:59
just sorta bouncing around in the darkness
14:59
Kommissar Mandar
That was Slenderman
15:00
My buddies telling me how there are all these lizards in his garage right now
15:02
This was the house where the scorpion ran over my feet
15:02
I would feel so sad, because there were all these dead lizards at the bottom of the pool...
15:02
He lives basically IN the desert
15:03
Daisy Kay
oh cool
15:03
when I went to the bank
15:03
Kommissar Mandar
I'm walking down the street...there's a 5 foot long snake next to me
15:03
Daisy Kay
I saw three lizards scurry into the bricks.
15:03
so cute.
15:03
Kommissar Mandar
You have lizards there?
15:04
I would have never thought you'd have lizards there
15:05
Daisy Kay
why?
15:06
Kommissar Mandar
Isn't it rather temperate there?
15:06
doesn't get too hot
15:06
Daisy Kay
well I saw em
15:06
today at least
15:06
Kommissar Mandar
that's fuckin rad
15:06
Daisy Kay
I wonder if I can pull up that cute snake from my vine...
15:07
Kommissar Mandar
I love snakes
15:07
I saw the vine of yours where it snowed
15:07
Daisy Kay
haha
15:08
https://vine.co/v/hKWuJ5PMwAO
15:08
Kommissar Mandar
My comp...can't even run it
15:09
it's so broken
15:09
wait'll you see this sad thing
15:10
toolbars, pop ups everywhere...runs as fast as dial up
15:10
Daisy Kay
https://vine.co/v/bl5WDnYdLLm
15:11
oh
15:11
Kommissar Mandar
oh there we go
15:11
If I didn't see a rattle I would pick it up
15:11
Daisy Kay
Ssss
15:12
The way you can tell which snakes are friendly or poisonous is by their head and eye shape... which seems cartoony
15:13
round eyes and round features = FRIENDLY! evil eyes and sharp features = EVIL!
15:13
Kommissar Mandar
heh, that's funny
15:14
The snake I saw in AZ was about the length of my body
15:14
so I wasn't gonna fuck with it
15:14
I love bats too
15:15
3 bats got in my house at the same time once
15:15
It was beautiful
15:15
My stepmom was screaming her head off...I was just sitting there playing N64 thinking...this rocks
15:16
Daisy Kay
cute
15:18
Kommissar Mandar
They were very cute, too
15:19
Daisy Kay
I wish I could have pets that... lived outdoors.
15:19
like
15:19
they would just come to visit me
15:19
bats, foxes, snakes, dragons, demons, ghosts
15:20
hahaha
15:20
Kommissar Mandar
Well if that's the case
15:20
I'd go straight for a Hyena
15:20
We would chill, have a few laughs
15:21
have a pet Ghost Dad
15:22
Daisy Kay
lots of nipples in that first episode.
15:22
Kommissar Mandar
what??
15:22
Daisy Kay
I told you, I'm watchin the show
15:22
in the background, as I draw
15:22
Kommissar Mandar
ah
15:22
I remember Rockos Modern Life
15:23
Really Really Big Man
15:23
"Stare into my nipples of the future..."
15:23
Daisy Kay
haha
15:25
they actually did sneak nipples into that show.
15:25
just dots.
15:25
Kommissar Mandar
Yes
15:25
I remember distinctly
15:25
When they get the tricked out lawnmower
15:25
There's a shot of a bunch of fairies in the grass
15:26
showing straight up boobage
15:26
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:26
Kommissar Mandar
It's amazing what they got away with in that show
15:26
Daisy Kay
that was the first time I heard a kid's show character say "my god" instead of "gosh." It felt good to hear it.
15:26
I just roll my eyes at "gosh." I mean "oh my god" is only offensive to the wimpiest christians.
15:27
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't even catch that
15:27
Daisy Kay
They're both in that suck-o-matic episode
15:27
I think, at the start, they're watching some show and the reporter goes "oh my god, he's opening fire! Aaaa!"
15:28
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
15:28
Daisy Kay
and then later when Heffer finds the potato chip and says "my god!" because it's a rare chip from the 70s or something
15:28
Kommissar Mandar
I remember that scene
15:29
Daisy Kay
Actually that episode was intense.
15:29
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, the suck o matic was the lawnmower too, right?
15:29
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:29
it could groom your pet
15:30
or remove its balls
15:30
Kommissar Mandar
I remember that!
15:30
it showed a minus sign and two tennis balls
15:30
Daisy Kay
it did everything
15:30
I read the story about how he got the show and it's... actually really sad.
15:30
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
15:31
Daisy Kay
I got teary eyed.
15:31
yeah.
15:31
Kommissar Mandar
aw
15:31
in a nutshell, what happened?
15:31
Daisy Kay
I wish I could find the full story somewhere...
15:32
but
15:32
wait
15:32
okay I can't find it, but
15:33
He was really depressed and his wife wasn't doing too well either. He made a big gamble and basically gave the show to Nick as it was, which wasn't really kid-friendly, thinking they'd turn it down. Nick actually took him up on the offer and he got the job.
15:35
Kommissar Mandar
aww
15:36
Well its a happy ending
15:36
Daisy Kay
well
15:36
Kommissar Mandar
His life got better
15:36
And we got one of the greatest cartoons of all time
15:36
Daisy Kay
as soon as he started making the show
15:36
his wife commited suicide.
15:37
Kommissar Mandar
oh...
15:37
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
15:37
Kommissar Mandar
Well that's pretty terrible
15:37
Daisy Kay
So he had to do this show in the wake of that.
15:37
Kommissar Mandar
If I were him...I don't think I could
15:38
Daisy Kay
There is some despair that's in the show that can be noticable.
15:38
And the Ralph Bighead character is like his stand-in.
15:38
Just working on this show while being totally miserable.
15:38
He actually did quit at some point, I think around the last season?
15:39
Kommissar Mandar
I truly give him props for being able to work through that
15:39
Daisy Kay
The guy who made Spongebob ran the final season.
15:39
Kommissar Mandar
=(
15:39
Well that's a downer
15:39
Interesting fact though
15:39
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
15:39
Kommissar Mandar
I'm amazed the show was as funny as it was...with that and all
15:40
Like me and my buddy used to joke about that one Fraggle Rock episode with the Doozer's dying
15:40
Daisy Kay
It could be dark.
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
saying "what, was Jim Henson's wife divorcing him that day or something?"
15:41
but shit
15:41
Daisy Kay
at times.
15:41
Especially the first season.
15:41
He basically had no experience making stuff for kids.
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
He gave us...so much though
15:41
Daisy Kay
it's an anomly in Nick shows. All the characters are adults and not very child-like.
15:42
Kommissar Mandar
Well the show was basically about young adulthood
15:42
Daisy Kay
I liked it for that. I liked seeing a show about a guy who was an adult.
15:42
I wanna make shows for kids. The two shows I am most focused on getting made are an adult web series and a kiddie tv series. The adult show is Star Girl Rainbow Squad about a group of immortal 1000-year-old gaurdians that are like Sailor Moon/Rainbow Bright.
15:44
And the kiddy show I wanna make is Wizzy, the little wizard girl.
15:44
Kommissar Mandar
I love Wizzy
15:45
Daisy Kay
not only a strong female lead, but a black girl too. I really wanna push for something like that on TV.
15:45
black girls don't have enough... or any... protagonists on tv.
15:45
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think I've seen any in kids cartoons
15:45
Daisy Kay
The only one I can think of is that Disney show the Proud Family.
15:46
It was pretty boring though.
15:46
Kommissar Mandar
I wasn't a fan of it
15:47
Didn't really bring anything new to the table
15:47
I can't even remember a damn thing that happened in it, guess that goes to show
15:47
Daisy Kay
I have it all planned out like
15:48
her mother and grandmother are witches but she wants to be a wizard, which they think is totally cool.
15:48
I want her dad is be some regular guy.
15:48
Kommissar Mandar
I see it making it
15:49
Daisy Kay
In Hollywood they are okay with pairing interacial couples, but only if it's white guys with black women.
15:49
Kommissar Mandar
You have a unique style of humor
15:49
Daisy Kay
So I was thinking her dad can be black and her mom is a light-skinned witch.
15:50
I just want to just
15:50
I mean...
15:50
I'm not trying to force a MESSAGE
15:50
It's just that
15:50
Kommissar Mandar
Make a cartoon where nobody gives a fuck about race or gender
15:50
Daisy Kay
I don't see this shit, and it makes me mad.
15:50
Kommissar Mandar
like me
15:50
I don't give a fuck about race or gender
15:51
Daisy Kay
I hate seeing the same white faces
15:51
on every show
15:51
Kommissar Mandar
I hate everyone equally
15:51
jk
15:51
Daisy Kay
I hate seeing a show about multicolored characters... coming in a rainbow of color
15:51
but NO ONE is brown
15:51
What the fuck are they so afraid of
15:52
Kommissar Mandar
People man...
15:52
There's just so many fucked up people in this world...
15:52
Who don't get it
15:52
Daisy Kay
I even wanna sneak in a couple gay characters, just on the sly.
15:53
Kommissar Mandar
Just fucking do it
15:53
Daisy Kay
as long as I never refer to them as gay I can get away with it
15:53
and then LATER say "yeah he/she is gay."
15:53
Kommissar Mandar
Kind of like Jeff and Tony from Earthbound
15:53
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:53
like that.
15:54
there was one other guy that did that
15:54
Kommissar Mandar
Paranorman
15:54
right?
15:54
Daisy Kay
oh that was overt
15:54
and cool.
15:54
I am talkin about tv shows though, where it never happens
15:54
Craig Bartlett, the guy who made that boring show Hey Arnold
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
But it pisses me off too...that it never happens
15:55
Daisy Kay
came out once to say that Arnold's teacher was gay
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
But again
15:55
There's just too may fucked up people in this world....
15:55
Daisy Kay
I thought that was p cool
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
Dumbledore was gay too
15:55
Daisy Kay
yeah, that's novels and movies.
15:55
not a tv show.
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
True
15:56
Daisy Kay
I wanna slip it in a kid's cartoon. And the thing is
15:56
you don't have to make it obvious
15:56
Because that's not how it works.
15:56
Gay people don't float around or all wear lumberjack shirts
15:56
Kommissar Mandar
I like how that dude in wizzy wanted to be a girl
15:57
Daisy Kay
a straight girl can be butch. A straight boy can be effeminate.
15:57
Kommissar Mandar
and you just...had it happen
15:57
Daisy Kay
haha yeah
15:57
Ricky
15:58
Kommissar Mandar
A girl who dresses 'girly' can be butch
15:58
Like
15:59
No one could understand me as a child
15:59
Blonde, dolled up, into princesses...and writing stories where people got their spines ripped out.
16:00
Daisy Kay
A straight girl with short hair, loose flannel, muscles
16:00
Kommissar Mandar
I liked barbie and mortal kombat
16:00
Daisy Kay
I believe that's every girl, honestly. I think the pink doll girls are a minority. Most girls are either into hardcore or, even more likely, a mixture of all things.
16:01
When I was growin up my friends were NOTHING like the girls on tv.
16:02
Kommissar Mandar
My sister was like the girls on TV
16:02
Daisy Kay
and this is how Lauren and Jaylen are
16:02
Kommissar Mandar
They're fucking adorable
16:03
I hope I get to meet them
16:03
Daisy Kay
they love their ponies and princesses but also enjoy zombies and hardcore video games.
16:03
Kommissar Mandar
that's how my one friend was who lived across the street
16:03
Daisy Kay
Children should be allowed a choice.
16:03
Kommissar Mandar
I agree
16:04
Except with guns...
16:04
Daisy Kay
Plenty of boys would love to play with toys that are houses and dolls and female figures
16:04
Kommissar Mandar
Don't give a 7 year old a gun...
16:04
Daisy Kay
but they're told they are not allowed
16:04
Kommissar Mandar
I saw this happen at a shooting range once
16:04
Daisy Kay
boo
16:04
Kommissar Mandar
She dropped it...loaded
16:05
But in all seriousness
16:05
It's like that one comic of yours
16:05
"stuff is just stuff"
16:05
That's the way I feel
16:06
heh
16:06
it reminds me
16:06
The day everyone in the Keansburg crew admitted
16:06
"We all wanted Sky Dancers...."
16:06
alright
16:13
I'm gonna hit up Path Mark
16:13
get this crap right this time
16:14
Daisy Kay
mark your path
16:14
*gentle hug around your neck*
16:15
Kommissar Mandar
aww
16:15
*nuzzles your chest*
16:15
Daisy Kay
maybe not a gun, but giving a sword to a little girl is fine.
16:18
Kommissar Mandar
I got my first sword at 14
17:27
I got this whitening kit
17:28
3 shades whiter in one hour
17:28
I'm just gonna sleep with it on
17:28
Daisy Kay
whaaat
17:28
no don't do that
17:28
Kommissar Mandar
Why?
17:28
I don't wanna have to not use my mouth for an hour
17:28
consciously
17:28
Daisy Kay
you could swallow it.
17:29
it's not safe.
17:29
Kommissar Mandar
alright
17:29
I won't sleep with it
17:29
Daisy Kay
sorry I fret
17:29
I'm a mother at heart.
17:29
Kommissar Mandar
If you didn't fret, you wouldn't care
17:29
Daisy Kay
I wanna protect
17:29
Kommissar Mandar
I'd rather have you fret
17:29
Daisy Kay
haha c:
17:29
now see, if it was the dissolving kind that would be another story
17:30
Kommissar Mandar
naw
17:30
it's a tray
17:30
I'm not expecting a miracle but any improvement would make me happy
17:31
Daisy Kay
do whatever you want as long as it's safe.
17:33
Kommissar Mandar
aw, it's safe
17:34
Daisy Kay
I'm no longer using the hair bleach.
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
Hair bleach is the worst thing for you
17:34
just ruins your hair
17:34
Daisy Kay
Every time I did I would feel my eyes water.
17:34
I WANT to ruin my hair
17:34
my terminal hair.
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
I soooo wish I had never done that
17:34
Daisy Kay
I want my head hair to be safe.
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
What exactly are you trying to do?
17:35
Terminal hair?
17:35
Daisy Kay
Trying to get patches of facial and body hair to be more like peach fuzz.
17:35
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh
17:35
yeah bleach is no good for you
17:35
Daisy Kay
too dark. Too red. It's called "terminal" when the hair does not change color or grows back quickly.
17:36
Kommissar Mandar
Anything that burns you that hard can't be good for you lol
17:36
that's all my body hair
17:36
that's why I have to shave daily
17:36
I wish I could just...make it stop
17:38
but I'm sure that costs more than I'm willing to spend
17:38
Daisy Kay
I would love to
17:38
put my hand... on your stubble.
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
plus I already decided
17:38
Daisy Kay
rub my face on it.
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
well...I wouldn't stop you
17:38
Daisy Kay
Feel the prickly sensation of your leg on my face.
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
all I'd have to do is not shave for like 2 days
17:39
I'd love to feel your nice smooth face on my leg
17:39
You're welcome to it
17:40
Daisy Kay
I'd like to take care of you
17:41
Kommissar Mandar
You can...do anything you like to me, really.
17:41
I want you to take care of me
17:41
I've never been taken care of
17:42
Daisy Kay
dress you up, give you a bubble bath
17:42
feed ya little sandwich wraps or grilled chicken
17:42
Kommissar Mandar
That sounds...incredible
17:42
I want that.
17:43
What would you dress me up in?
17:43
Daisy Kay
haha *blush.* I just wanna pamper you sometimes. You're adorable.
17:44
Kommissar Mandar
aww : 3
17:45
You're making me blush, for real
17:45
Will you hold me?
17:46
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
17:46
Kommissar Mandar
I really love just...being held.
17:47
Daisy Kay
me too.
17:48
Kommissar Mandar
What else would you like to do with me?
17:48
Daisy Kay
I like really
17:48
soft stuff.
17:48
Kommissar Mandar
My boobs are soft
17:48
Daisy Kay
hehe
17:48
Kommissar Mandar
You could rest in them
17:48
Daisy Kay
I just mean, not too much into straight up intercourse, but
17:49
you ever lie in bed with someone
17:49
masturbating next to them
17:49
Kommissar Mandar
I've never done that, but I want to
17:50
Daisy Kay
touching yourself, sometimes touching them back
17:50
looking at each other now and then.
17:50
Kommissar Mandar
I honestly like foreplay better than intercourse...
17:50
Daisy Kay
yeah.
17:50
Kommissar Mandar
just touching....
17:50
playing together
17:50
Daisy Kay
all that touching and licking and kissing
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
It's better, really
17:51
Daisy Kay
sucking on the nipples
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
You don't know how that gets me....
17:51
Daisy Kay
I haven't met a single one that didn't like it.
17:52
and it's great, because I love doing that.
17:52
Kommissar Mandar
Well again...I would not stop you
17:53
Daisy Kay
though you're the first person I have ever known with pierced nipples.
17:53
I mean,
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
17:53
Daisy Kay
known like that
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
I actually had to do it
17:53
Daisy Kay
yes?
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
Because I have inverted nipples
17:53
So I had to pierce them to make them look normal
17:53
I think you'll like it
17:54
Daisy Kay
aw.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
I keep the rings simple
17:54
not too much glits and extra metal
17:54
Daisy Kay
I have seen them like that too
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't like it
17:54
Daisy Kay
it's your choice.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
I wanted more aesthetically pleasing nipples lol
17:54
Daisy Kay
I think too often someone goes "aw why did you do that just be happy with how you are!" Oh my god shut up, you don't get to decide for them
17:55
Kommissar Mandar
Do what you want to your body
17:55
its yours
17:55
Daisy Kay
Yeah
17:56
Kommissar Mandar
But um...where do you like to be licked?
17:56
Daisy Kay
no one gets to tell you what you do to your body. As long as it doesn't harm you just do whatever you like
17:56
heh heh *blushes* I dunno... I'm a mystery...
17:57
Kommissar Mandar
I like it basically anywhere
17:57
Daisy Kay
yeah
17:58
Kommissar Mandar
Is there anything that triggers you?
17:58
Daisy Kay
I don't think so.
17:58
Kommissar Mandar
I just never want to do anything that brings back any bad memories
17:58
Daisy Kay
trust me, you can't
17:58
Kommissar Mandar
That's good =)
17:59
Daisy Kay
You're not a giant man.
17:59
Kommissar Mandar
I'm glad for that lol
17:59
Daisy Kay
I'm
17:59
I think that men are cute and all, but only certain types
18:00
and even then it's hard for me to trust them
18:00
I got messed up bad.
18:00
Kommissar Mandar
I know.
18:00
I don't know what you went through personally, I never will
18:01
But I know how it feels to be afraid to come home every night
18:01
because someone doesn't understand what "no" means
18:01
Daisy Kay
Well then I think you at least have some idea
18:02
but
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
Everyone's experience is subjective
18:02
Daisy Kay
I'm glad you didn't just
18:02
yeah
18:02
You know how it is probably to have someone go "I know what that's like."
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
but this guy...he would shove his hands down my shorts and just have his way
18:02
Daisy Kay
Yeah
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
I do
18:03
Daisy Kay
I was not scratched, even a little
18:03
He was too careful.
18:03
I just had to suck his dick, get cummed on, and forced to shower right away
18:03
Kommissar Mandar
Jesus
18:03
Daisy Kay
*winces*
18:03
bleh
18:03
Kommissar Mandar
If the guy wasn't already dead probably
18:03
Daisy Kay
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT
18:04
Kommissar Mandar
I'd have him taken care of
18:04
Daisy Kay
ha ha
18:04
Kommissar Mandar
I'm serious.
18:04
I trust you though
18:04
I trust you completely
18:04
Daisy Kay
*the young prissy prince bows gently* thank you my queen.
18:04
My what a lovely sword you have
18:04
Kommissar Mandar
And I will never do anything to hurt you
18:04
You know that right?
18:04
Daisy Kay
Does it have a name
18:04
Kommissar Mandar
I'll never take a picture of you
18:04
heh
18:05
The Keansburg Kleaver
18:05
Daisy Kay
c:
18:05
Kommissar Mandar
I'll never speak of what we do to anyone
18:05
Daisy Kay
I like wussy princes for some reason.
18:05
Little whiners
18:06
Kommissar Mandar
You'd love Prince Joffrey from Game of Thrones
18:06
Daisy Kay
protective queens
18:06
Kommissar Mandar
Both a wuss and a sadist at the same time
18:06
Daisy Kay
Well maybe if he wasn't such a dick
18:06
Kommissar Mandar
I like evil queens better than princesses
18:06
Daisy Kay
if he was just a crybaby and not a dick.
18:07
Kommissar Mandar
I find that crybabyness and dickishness often go hand in hand
18:07
Daisy Kay
*A tiny little Daisy girl holds a sword to your crotch.* Beg for mercy, little boy.
18:08
Kommissar Mandar
In every dick, there is often a wailing crybaby
18:08
Daisy Kay
*throws her hair back and laughs up at you.*
18:08
Man I have so many revenge fantasies
18:08
involving bigger men
18:08
Kommissar Mandar
All I write about are brutal deaths
18:09
lets compare
18:09
give me some inspiration
18:09
Daisy Kay
nah
18:10
my men just cower and soil their pants and then I treat them like big babies.
18:10
Kommissar Mandar
haha
18:10
Daisy Kay
non-literal emasculation.
18:10
Kommissar Mandar
I've done that...metaphorically to men
18:10
Daisy Kay
yeah
18:10
Kommissar Mandar
oh, my emasculation was very literal
18:10
Daisy Kay
gulp!
18:11
you cut off their balls?
18:11
Kommissar Mandar
I like to say I've won two fights
18:11
I wish
18:11
Daisy Kay
that's what I meant by
18:11
non-literal
18:11
haha
18:11
Kommissar Mandar
I did it in spirit
18:11
You can cut off a man's balls without cutting off his balls
18:11
Daisy Kay
the emotional kind of emasculation.
18:11
~
18:11
Kommissar Mandar
that's what I did
18:12
Daisy Kay
I like
18:12
emotional torture.
18:12
physcological abuse.
18:12
Kommissar Mandar
heh
18:12
Daisy Kay
spanking is nice though.
18:12
Kommissar Mandar
I dared a murderer to kill me once.
18:12
As you can see, I won that bluff
18:13
One of my exes killed a man
18:13
Daisy Kay
well I don't dare anyone to stab me knowing very well someone will do it if they are crazy enough.
18:13
Kommissar Mandar
He was sorry for it, or so he says
18:13
Daisy Kay
*rubs their hand*
18:13
Kommissar Mandar
I just...do not have fear
18:13
Daisy Kay
You can barely see it.
18:13
Kommissar Mandar
the scar?
18:13
Daisy Kay
yeah, I was so little at the time.
18:13
Kommissar Mandar
=(
18:14
I'm sorry to hear that...
18:14
Heh, you're gonna have fun with me if you fret over people
18:15
In all truth and honesty
18:15
I do reckless things...a lot
18:15
I don't even remember what me and that guy were fighting about
18:16
But he stood up and I stood up
18:16
Daisy Kay
haha
18:16
Kommissar Mandar
And I looked him in the eye
18:16
Daisy Kay
I just imagine you dancing on a bridge
18:16
and I'm like "come on baby!"
18:17
"come down, baby!"
18:17
"don't do thaaat"
18:17
Kommissar Mandar
And I said "Go ahead, kill me, kill me like you did the homeless man you cocksucker...you'd only be giving me what I want...you don't have the balls to do it...you know you don't..."
18:17
Ah man, he was so close to hitting me
18:17
But he backed down
18:17
Heh, you're imagination isn't far from the truth in some cases
18:18
It's like I say
18:19
'someone up there clearly wants me alive, because by all rights I shouldn't be'
18:19
I think in spirit I'm a big brother
18:21
I'm like...very protective of people I care about
18:21
Daisy Kay
You are my big sister.
18:22
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
18:22
Some kid threw rocks at my cousin once when we were kids
18:22
I choked that fucker out
18:23
a boy much older than me too
18:23
You're not gonna have any problems with me around
18:24
*kisses your cheek*
18:25
Daisy Kay
*sets you in their lap as they animate*
18:36
Kommissar Mandar
yaaay *smiles and claps*
18:37
gonna get to watch the magic happen
18:37
Daisy Kay
*bounces you on their knee.*
18:59
Kommissar Mandar
weee : 3
18:59
Daisy Kay
I'm only at episode four here.
19:32
Kommissar Mandar
what exactly are you animating?
19:33
Daisy Kay
gaming guyz
19:33
Kommissar Mandar
ah
19:34
Daisy Kay
and watching this show at the same time
19:34
Kommissar Mandar
I find having something on in the background helps me focus
19:35
weird how that works
19:35
I'm watching it now
19:39
There is something about rotating hats that gets me every time...
19:40
Daisy Kay
It's so much work because I redesigned them and I am making them much more animated.
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sure it'll be worth it
19:42
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles the top of your head.*
19:56
Kommissar Mandar
mmm *purrs*
19:57
I love my hair and scalp being touched : 3
19:58
like a doggie
19:58
Are all the voices yours edited?
19:59
Daisy Kay
no. I don't do many voices, but when I do you can usually tell which ones are pitched downward and which ones are not even me. Well, I dunno, I can tell which voices aren't me anyway
20:02
Kommissar Mandar
I can tell you did the google glass voice
20:03
Daisy Kay
it sounds so weeeeird though?
20:04
I just don't have a very deep voice
20:05
Kommissar Mandar
Well it sounds weird because you don't sound that way in real life
20:05
Daisy Kay
so when it's pitched down it sounds so alien to me.
20:05
Kommissar Mandar
I would play around in Sony Vegas and do the same thing to my voice just for shits n giggles
20:06
Daisy Kay
I mean
20:06
Kommissar Mandar
it is really weird hearing your own voice pitched down
20:06
Daisy Kay
https://vine.co/v/Melw9iKlhEi
20:06
There's no... modules or whatever that's just
20:06
no effects haha
20:06
I usually don't let people hear it like that
20:07
haha
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
I will be perfectly honest
20:07
Before I really knew about you
20:07
I did not think your voice was real
20:07
I thought 'hey this guy makes a cute voice the whole time, that's pretty funny'
20:08
Daisy Kay
once in a school play
20:08
I did a character using my real voice
20:08
and people were like "no way..."
20:08
I always mumbled and muttered before
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
Well, your voice is very unusual, but in a good way
20:08
very unique
20:09
Very nice to listen to
20:09
I hate my own voice
20:09
In my old office I would have to host webinars and they were recorded
20:10
and I'd be like "oh god is that what I sound like to people...?"
20:10
Daisy Kay
I like it.
20:11
I'll just listen to you all night
20:12
Kommissar Mandar
aww...
20:12
You'd listen to my Joisy stoner sounding drivel for that long? : 3
20:13
Yeah, I've been told I sound like a stoner
20:15
Daisy Kay
you sound found
20:15
Kommissar Mandar
though
20:15
I'll never forget
20:15
When I got in my car accident, the first word I said when I stepped out was "duuuuuuuude"
20:16
So I suppose folks are right lol
20:16
oh god this is terrible
21:16
this whitener feels so weird in my mouth
21:16
Daisy Kay
sorry
21:50
hi, I came home
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
Where'd you go?
21:51
Daisy Kay
I was at work but I went home. I was there pretty late today.
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow I thought you were home lol
21:52
*kisses your snoot*
21:54
Daisy Kay
*wrinkles snoot* he he
21:55
hello.
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
*will you give me a bath, Mama Daisy?*
21:56
Daisy Kay
*Your little sister calls from the porch "Amadeus! Mama says to get your butt back inside right now!" The scrawny little girl puts up an intimidating front, even getting on her tippy toes a bit. "Come on, stop being such a child, you need a bath!" She makes sure she's nice and loud so that maybe the neighbors will hear.*
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
((gotta rinse this crap out))
21:59
*Mamaaaaa not so loud! I don't want them to know you still give me baths...she blushes*
22:03
Daisy Kay
*Your little sister giggles. Mama sticks her head out the window "Maddy you listen to your sister! If you were half as mature as her then maybe I wouldn't have to give you baths myself!"*
22:05
Kommissar Mandar
*uuuuhg fine! Amadeus comes inside, stomping his feet the entire time*
22:06
Daisy Kay
*Your little sister Zinny follows behind you. "bath time for Maddy!" Mama stops you at the door. She spins you around and checks your pants. "Amadeus you are absolutely filthy! How long were you playing outside like this? Hmm?" She tugs you by your arm "Just how old are you?" Zinny is giggling even more, following behind "Maddy's a baby, Maddy's a bay-beee!" she chants.*
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
*I'm...14! I can do what I want!*
22:10
*Just...get me in the tub and lets get this overwith...*he tries to sound reluctant but a flush comes over his cheeks*
22:11
Daisy Kay
*Mama sighs. She yanks your pants down right in the middle of the kitchen. "Well you're acting like you're FOUR. Just look at this mess!" She looks down at you, letting you stand there with your butt and privates exposed to her and your sister.*
22:11
Kommissar Mandar
*MooOOOOM!! the GIRLS are watching!*
22:12
*Amadeus sobs* *Why do you always have to embarass me like this?*
22:13
Daisy Kay
*Your little sister is little more than half your age. She grins a toothy grin, knowing all about boys. She stares right at your dirty cock and balls. "Can I give him his bath, Mama? Can I?" Mom smiles and nods at Zinny. Zinny grabs your hand and makes you walk awkwardly with your pants around your ankles. It's difficult to move as you have to make small but quick steps. "Come on, poopypants, time for little boys to get their bath!" She beams proudly.*
22:14
Kommissar Mandar
*Moooom noooo* *Amadeus trudges down the hallway, head held down in shame, stumbling over his poop stained pants*
22:17
*Mama Daisy, you can't let the girls wash me! THis is humiliating! I don't want them touching my boy parts*
22:17
Daisy Kay
*Zinny smiles broadly across her cute little freckled face. She helps you out of the your pants the rest of the way and tosses your briefs in the trash. She takes some baby wipes from under the skin and clears away the mess from your rear end. "How come ya didn't come inside and use the toilet, Maddy?" your sister asks, looking up at you.*
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
*I don't know! It just...happens* *I have trouble controlling it, just stop talking to me about it, okay!*
22:20
Daisy Kay
*Zinny grins wickedly. She grabs your cock with her hand and looks up at you "I bet it's because of this. Little boys are such babies!" She giggles. She holds her hand there for a moment, watching you squirm. She lets go and guides you into the bubble bath. "Come on, in ya go. Gotta scrub you up!" She takes a bar of soap and lathers up her hands. Your sisters always seem to love watching you squirm and cry like a big baby.*
22:23
Kommissar Mandar
*ZInny!! Don't touch me there!* *Mooom tell her not to!*
22:24
*Maddy is just at the age where his body is beginning to speak for itself, and he closes his legs tightly, trying to hide the stiffness in his cock*
22:25
Daisy Kay
*Mama calls from the kitchen "How do you expect to get clean if she can't touch it?" Zinny narrows her eyes a bit and leans forward "yeah, you need to get clean, don'tcha?" She rubs her small hand over your chest and watches your face. She looks down in the water, the soap bubbles obscuring your erection for now, but she knows what's going on down there. She reaches a hand into the water and grabs your shaft, giving it a little tug. "Do you like this or something, Maddy?"*
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
*NO I DON'T! NO I DON'T! Maddy cries, but it's no use, his stiff cock betrays him, growing harder with his little sister's strokes*
22:29
*Pleeaaase, Zinny, you shouldn't...*
22:29
Daisy Kay
*Zinny licks her teeth a bit. "You fuckin perv. I'm your little sister!" She whispers in your ear. She reaches behind you with her other hand and starts scrubbing your bottom. You feel her fingers rubbing right against your tight butthole. She stares right at your adorable blushing face.*
22:31
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy gasps audibly when Zinny touches his butthole...that's one of his favorite places to be touched...he prays that it escaped his little sister's notice, but he knows he's been caught as he stares up at her smug expression*
22:33
*Zinny could you...touch me there again?*
22:33
*He knows there's no escaping his situation, so he just gives in..*
22:34
Daisy Kay
*Zinny feels hot between her legs, her little hairless cunt getting a surge of excitement. She presses her thighs together. She does a better job of hiding her arousal than you. She presses her fingers to your hole and slowly pushes in. She gets a determined look on her face as she fingers your ass. The rest of her hand rubs between your crack. She strokes your dick slowly, wanting to draw out your agony and pleasure.*
22:36
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy just squirms, gasping, completely lost to ecstacy. His cock begins to twitch in her soft, little hand*
22:38
Daisy Kay
*Zinny wrinkles her little freckled snoot a bit. She lets out a little happy noise from deep in her throat. She wriggles her fingers around inside you. She leans forward and kisses the side of your face. She hopes her other sister isn't watching her. She's too caught up in the moment to stop now. "Good boy, Maddy. Tell your sister how much you like it..."*
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
*I'm sorry, I'm such a dirty, rotten, pervert, but I love it...I love the way it feels...please. don't. stop.*
22:42
*Maddy's cock jerks wildly and sprays hot cum into the tub*
22:43
*semen mixes with bathwater and Maddy breathes heavily*
22:43
Daisy Kay
*Zinny licks her lips as she watches the big loads of cum just rise to the surface. "Awww, what a goood boooy!" she coos in your ear. She pulls her fingers out of your butthole quickly. It's a bit surprising. She reaches for the drain and lets the water go down before you get yourself all sticky. She looks at your face. "I hope you never grow out of this." She leans forward and kisses you right on the lips.*
22:45
Kommissar Mandar
*Heh, I don't think I ever could*
22:46
*Maddy just lies there, face red half from hot water and half from lust*
22:47
Daisy Kay
*Zinny helps you out of the tub and rubs the towel all over your body. She hums softly. "Amadeus, do you remember what Mama said last time... if you had another 'accident,' hmm?" She looks up at you rubbing the towel against your chest. She admires her big brother's beautiful naked body.*
22:48
Kommissar Mandar
*No...what did she say?*
22:49
Daisy Kay
*Zinny sets the towel on the floor. She points down "Lie down on your back, baby brother." She stares right into your eyes.*
22:51
Kommissar Mandar
*....oh..kay...*
22:51
*Maddy does as he's bid, nervous as to what's to come next*
22:52
Daisy Kay
*Zinny giggles excitedly, going under the sink. She wiggles her butt behind her and then comes back up, holding a large unfolded pamper. She slides it under your butt. She sprinkles baby powder into her hands and then rubs it into your skin, humming sweetly.*
22:54
Kommissar Mandar
*oh come on, I'm 14! I don't need diapers!, Maddy protests, whining*
22:56
Daisy Kay
*Zinny looks you in your eyes "but you still poop your pants!" she raises her voice at the end. You hear giggles coming from the hallway. She folds the diaper up between your legs and secures it tightly.*
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
*Fiiine...just don't tell anybody..okay?* *Though Maddy will never admit it, he's relieved that he doesn't have to worry about defocating in his pants anymore*
22:58
*He actually kind of likes the way it feels*
22:59
Daisy Kay
*Zinny helps you back on your feet and pats your cute padded crotch. She leads you down the hall where your other sister points and laughs. She takes you into the kitchen where Mama is setting the table. "Look, I changed Amadeus's pants too!" Mama smiles "I'm so proud of you Zinnia!" Zinny beams happily and sits at the table next to her pampered big brother.*
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
*Quit laughing at me! It's not like I like wearing this thing, okay!* *even though at heart, he does and he knows it*
23:03
Daisy Kay
*your other sister teases "baby pants, baby pants!" Zinny turns her snoot up "now now, he can't help it!" she says, pretending to be all mature. This just causes more giggles at the dinner table. Mom leans over your plate and cuts your meat for you. She takes a fork and guides the meat to your mouth "Come on, Amadeus, eat up."*
23:05
Kommissar Mandar
*But...he sobs...I'm old enough to feed myself...I'm in eigth grade...* *Maddy knows his pleas will get him nowhere and succumbs to his mommy and sisters, eating the food of the fork in his mommy's hand*
23:07
Daisy Kay
*Mama smiles sweetly, wiping your mouth. "When you prove to us that you can behave like a big kid then maybe I'll treat you like one. Open wide!" She shovels more food in your mouth. Zinny eats her food neatly, watching as you get fed by Mama.*
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
*As embarassed as Maddy is, being treated like such a big baby in front of his sisters, he does kind of like way mommy feeds him*
23:11
*He continues to eat his food as Mama Daisy feeds him*
23:12
Daisy Kay
*Zinny finishes her food "Can we play dress up with Maddy when he's done eating?" Your other sister chimes in "yeah!" Zinny hops from the table and bounces around in the living room. You watch your sisters playing as you get fed the rest of your meal.*
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
*Oh come on!! I'm too old to play dress up! And what if they dress me up like a girl again? Please Mama, don't let them do this...*
23:15
*Amadeus looks beseechingly up at his mother, the light blue frilly dress they made him wear the last time fresh in his mind*
23:16
Daisy Kay
*Mama grins and pats your butt, pushing you towards the two tiny girls. They take your hands and lead you to the play room. Zinny undresses herself, pulling down her overalls and lifting up her shirt until she's only in her undies. She puts on a pink fairy princess dress. "I'm your faaaairy godmother!" she says in a sing-songy voice, "What kind of outfit would you like to wear to the ball?" It seems like she's giving you a choice.*
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
*Can't I just wear pants and a T-shirt?*
23:20
*Maddy knows there's no way they'll let him wear anything regular*
23:21
Daisy Kay
*"Sissy, get the prince some pantalooons!" Zinny says all goofy. The girls pull some tights over your legs and up around your waist. It looks a little silly with the bulk just buldging out around your butt and crotch. Zinny then pulls a fancy top on you. It's not girl clothes, but it is very frilly around the cuffs and chest. "Ah, what a handsome prince you are now." Your little sister extends her hand "May I hove this donce?"*
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
*I look so stupid!! Why do you always want to embarass me?*
23:25
*I don't wanna dance!*
23:25
*As old as Amadeus tries to act, he whines like a baby whenever he gets upset*
23:26
Daisy Kay
*Zinny looks up at you, blushing "You don't look stupid, you look cute... I mean... handsome." She gives you an honest smile. She extends her arms again.*
23:26
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy actually feels quite flattered by his sister's complement, even though he still feels ridiculous in these clothes. With a sigh, he takes his sister's hand and follows her lead*
23:28
Daisy Kay
*The smaller girl puts her head on your chest as she holds your hand. Her other hand reaches behind you and is placed firmly on your butt. She dances slowly as your other sister plays some cutesy song on a kiddie-size 45 player.*
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy moans slightly at his sister's touch..he loves his rear end being played with so much that he can't hide his obvious pleasure. His heart starts to pound and he hopes his little sister doesn't notice*
23:33
Daisy Kay
*Zinny looks up at you with dreamy green eyes. She's clearly having fun playing with her big brother, glad he's not out hanging with other kids his age, just staying hom and playing with her. You have to go to the bathroom again, only this time you can feel it coming. Zinny notices you squirming and she can even feel your erection poking against her through the layers of pampers. "What's the matter, young prince?"*
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
*I...I have to go to the bathroom..*
23:37
Daisy Kay
*Zinny tucks her lips in and tries to hide her obvious joy. "Well, are you going to try and make it to the royal potty, ooor..." she trails off, looking into your eyes.*
23:38
Kommissar Mandar
*I'll try but...I really have to go bad, it just hit me*
23:39
*Maddy releases his sister's hand and makes for the bathroom...but trips over his own feet, shitting himself in the process*
23:40
Daisy Kay
*Zinny rubs her thighs together, looking at your pained expression. She enjoys seeing you struggle with this simple task. She follows behind you and watches as you fall over "Oh! Maddy, are you alright?"*
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
*He simply lays there on the floor, feeling his diaper fill*
23:41
*I'm okay but...he looks with tears brimming in his eyes at the mess he's made of his pampers..*
23:41
*I'll never be able to use the bathroom like an adult*
23:41
Daisy Kay
*Zinny rushes up to you. She pats the seat of your pampers. "Hey, that's why you got these on..." She pulls off your tights and sets them aside. She inspects your diaper. "It's okay. See? If you were still in boy boy undies this would be a lot messier." She pulls your arm, "Come on, let's play some games!" She pulls you back into the play room.*
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy sniffles, smiling at his sister's comforting words. Okay.*
23:44
Daisy Kay
*Zinny looks around. She makes sure we're all alone. "Here... this'll make you feel better..." She hums a little tune and starts lifting up her dress. Slowly she raises it above her head, showing her smooth chest and little panties to you. She sways her hips side to side.*
23:46
((he he *blushes* I can't think of where else to go. I just had so much fun teasing you *licks your cheek*))
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
((mmm *falls sleepily into your arms*))
23:48
Daisy Kay
*rubs your butt*
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
((I like the way you tease me))
23:49
*purrs*
23:49
Daisy Kay
*gets an evil look, pressing her hand hard against your rump.*
23:49
*licks your ear. "You're a naughty little boy..."*
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
((I really cannot resist being touched there...in and around))
23:49
*what do you do to naughty little boys...?*
23:50
Daisy Kay
*leans down and rubs her face against your crotch.*
23:52
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm...what are...what are you going to do, sis? Maddy asks as he becomes stiff again.*
23:54
Daisy Kay
*She keeps rubbing her face between your legs, feeling your erection even through the layers of padding. "Mmm. You're such a dirty boy, aren't you?"*
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
*I know...I'm a pervert...but I can't help it..*
23:57
*I love the way you touch me down there*
23:57
Daisy Kay
*Lets out a strained whimper, feeling her crotch get all warm and sticky. She collpases on top of you and tries to catch her breath.*
23:58
Friday, 23. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy reaches her hand down and feels his sister's wetness*
00:00
*I guess I'm not the only one who's a pervert, hiuh sis?*
00:00
Daisy Kay
*licks your face, smiling. "At least I'm not a baby."*
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
*Being a baby...has it's perks..*
00:02
*Maddy lowers his head and begins to suck on his sister's small, tender nipple*
00:03
Daisy Kay
*Shivers a bit as you hold her little nipple up to your mouth. "ah! Stop, you'll get me going again!"*
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
*Maddy ignores his sister's plea and sucks even harder, grazing her tiny nipple with his large teeth*
00:04
*He quickly whips his head back and starts on the other one, taking it deep into his mouth*
00:06
*slowly, he rakes his nails, very long for a boy's, up his sister's thigh*
00:10
Daisy Kay
*sighs and gives you a minty kiss*
00:11
Kommissar Mandar
*slips tongue into your mouth*
00:12
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles snoots with you
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
*rests her head in the crook of your neck*
00:14
Daisy Kay
*rubs your back* Aww. Cutie.
00:16
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
00:17
Daisy Kay
*gently drums on your back*
00:20
sleepy bee.
00:21
Kommissar Mandar
*that feels so nice...*
00:21
*curls up against you*
00:21
Daisy Kay
*pet pet*
10:04
Kommissar Mandar
Oh hullo
10:04
*curls up at your feet*
10:04
Daisy Kay
My tummy hurts.
10:04
Kommissar Mandar
aww
10:05
*throws a blanket over you and cuddles you up*
10:05
what'd you eat?
10:05
Daisy Kay
Same stuff I just feel anxiety... welp... *sits at desk and gets to work*
10:06
Kommissar Mandar
aw, over anything in paticular?
10:06
Daisy Kay
ehhhh
10:08
Kommissar Mandar
*massages your shoulders*
10:10
I gotta bake a cake for my stepmom's birthday party
10:13
lets see if I can't fuck up a box cake
10:13
Daisy Kay
I am sure you wont.
10:14
Kommissar Mandar
heh, we'll see
10:16
Are you okay? =(
12:25
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
12:26
I'm okay now.
12:26
Kommissar Mandar
Who's face do I need to scar up?
12:26
(kidding)
12:26
Daisy Kay
no one, don't worry.
12:26
*pet pet*
12:26
Kommissar Mandar
*sits on your lap*
12:27
Daisy Kay
*bounces you in his lap* hello, little lady.
12:27
Kommissar Mandar
I don't like seeing you upset =(
12:27
How's work going?
12:28
Daisy Kay
slowly. I'm a little hungry.
12:29
Also, I'm watchin a blonde guy get a golden crown.
12:29
Kommissar Mandar
In...real life?
12:29
(I hope)
12:29
Daisy Kay
it was molten gold.
12:30
"crown" is another word for head so technically he got a golden crown.
12:31
Kommissar Mandar
I'm not even sure what to picture lol
12:31
Daisy Kay
Gold head, not a very effective bond villain.
12:31
Kommissar Mandar
Gold Headroom
12:32
Daisy Kay
I told you I started watchin the Thrown Games in the background.
12:32
Kommissar Mandar
wow
12:32
It took me 2 days to get that joke
12:32
I'm fucking slipping
12:32
I had no idea what you were watching yesterday lol
12:32
Daisy Kay
king chairs
12:35
Kommissar Mandar
I can feel the joke...flying over my head...as it shits on my face like a seagull...
12:35
Daisy Kay
I should force myself to eat.
12:35
Kommissar Mandar
the dude getting goldheaded is beautiful
12:35
have a yogurt
12:35
that's what I always do when I don't want to eat, but I want my stomach to stop eating itself
12:36
which is a lot
12:38
*hugs you from behind*
13:11
Daisy Kay
How'd you get back there?
13:12
Kommissar Mandar
Because I'm that street. *Slowly tilts hat backwards*
13:15
Daisy Kay
*leans forward, crosses his legs.*
13:16
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses your eyebrows*
13:19
Daisy Kay
*looks up with glistening hazel eyes.*
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
*hides her face behind her hands and giggles*
13:21
Daisy Kay
*wipes his eyes a bit and puts on a little smile*
13:22
Kommissar Mandar
*sits on your lap and snuggles up against your chest*
13:24
You shouldn't force yourself to eat
13:25
You'll get sick =(
13:25
Daisy Kay
I had a sandwich. I managed to choke it down. If I do not get more than 1500 calories I get sicker.
13:25
Ideally I should be eating 1800-2000 a day.
13:26
but when I am stressed I don't eat, and that is far more dangerous.
13:26
Kommissar Mandar
keep crackers on your desk
13:27
Daisy Kay
I have wheat thins.
13:28
Kommissar Mandar
I never eat the way I should...
13:28
Daisy Kay
I am trying to breath... slow...
13:28
Kommissar Mandar
What's stressing you? =(
13:29
Just work stuff?
13:29
Daisy Kay
it's just stuff in general.
13:30
I'll always tell you
13:30
Kommissar Mandar
Aw, you don't have to if you don't want to
13:31
I just like to help where I can, if I can
13:31
Imma go dry my hair and make this cake happen
13:33
*kisses you on the forehead*
13:33
Daisy Kay
I'm done work and I'm home.
18:31
Kommissar Mandar
eeyyyy
18:32
How are you?
18:32
Daisy Kay
airing out in front of the fan
18:32
Kommissar Mandar
Is it that hot there?
18:33
Daisy Kay
no?
18:34
I was just jogging home.
18:34
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow
18:34
I can jog...a block maybe
18:34
Or maybe more, I don't know
18:34
it's been a while since I jogged anywhere
18:35
My stamina ain't great
18:35
I can drive you to work, if you like
18:36
Daisy Kay
I loooove walking
18:37
that's why I walk.
18:37
Kommissar Mandar
I getcha
18:38
I used to have a job in walking distance, and I swore to myself I'd start walking to work....but only did it about once
18:39
I just could not gather up that kind of energy in the morning
18:39
I'm dicking around in MS paint now
18:40
Daisy Kay
You should use the pencil tool
18:42
That way when you do a flood-fill you wont get any aliasing
18:43
Kommissar Mandar
really?
18:43
Daisy Kay
If your computer wasn't so busted I would send you PaintTool SAI.
18:43
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I hate that shit
18:43
Daisy Kay
You could really learn some neat tricks with it.
18:44
well... I'll just install it when you're here.
18:44
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I'm gonna try and do what I can with the computer before I leave
18:44
or just say fuck it and factory reset it like I always do lol
18:45
My mom fixed it up last time but I really don't feel like driving to Long Island
18:45
Daisy Kay
I like to fix.
18:47
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
18:49
hah, you should see this thing
18:49
just pop ups and toolbars everywhere
18:49
shit just starts downloading of its own accord
18:49
Daisy Kay
I wonder if I have anymore anti-virus licenses left
18:50
Kommissar Mandar
I've got viruses
18:50
spyware
18:50
malware
18:50
this always happens
18:51
Daisy Kay
someone sure does like her porno
18:51
it's okay, I can fix it.
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh ye
18:51
heh
18:51
Mostly the problem is torrents and ROMs
18:51
Daisy Kay
I have the know-how
18:52
Kommissar Mandar
I remember when I was complaining that the comp was so broken that I couldn't play TF2
18:52
my buddy just says "You traded the ability to play TF2 for a Phillips CDi emulator...how do you feel?"
18:53
Daisy Kay
my home computer does not play games.
18:53
I could try, but, it's not just not as powerful as my old machine that died.
18:54
Kommissar Mandar
The laptop I have is actually pretty good
18:56
I just kill things
18:56
I can't complain about a machine that has an entire beer spilt on it...and survives somehow
18:58
the only thing wrong with it is that the screen flickers, that's why I have an extra monitor for it
18:59
but other than that...it survived lol
18:59
Daisy Kay
*stretches and kicks his legs*
19:00
Kommissar Mandar
*massages your tired legs*
19:01
Daisy Kay
*grabs you and pulls you into a hug and cuddles you like a teddybear.*
19:02
Kommissar Mandar
aww
19:03
I like bear hugs
19:04
*snuggles up*
19:04
Daisy Kay
*rubs hardness against you*
19:05
Kommissar Mandar
oh my...
19:06
*snuggles butt against your hardness, wiggling around*
19:07
Daisy Kay
hrmm. *thinks*
19:08
Kommissar Mandar
watcha thinkin bout? : 3
19:09
Daisy Kay
pathetic boys
19:11
Kommissar Mandar
pffft
19:12
I've known my share of them
19:12
I'm actually kind of irked
19:13
Daisy Kay
they're only cute in our imaginations.
19:13
what happened?
19:13
Kommissar Mandar
nothing, really
19:13
My neighbor showed me this comic...it wasn't that bad
19:13
but it was like
19:13
one of those "girl uses her body to get out of a traffic ticket" type things
19:14
It takes A LOT to offend me
19:14
but...I've been the butt of that joke many times
19:15
The boy I had living under my roof had once told me "You'd be absolutely nowhere if it wasn't for your tits."
19:16
Daisy Kay
when a guy makes a joke like that I seriously think he wants to be a hot chick.
19:16
but he has no idea how hard it is
19:16
Kommissar Mandar
Heh, with my neighbor it wouldn't surprise me
19:16
When that son of a bitch said that line to me
19:17
Daisy Kay
You're so lucky you have boobs and a nice ass I wish I had boobs and a nice ass then I could get away with anything
19:17
Kommissar Mandar
There have been few times in my life I've felt that kind of rage
19:17
Daisy Kay
It's not something that can be turned off or on.
19:18
Kommissar Mandar
This came from a little unemployed boy who I was basically taking care of, him and his friend so his friend wouldn't starve
19:18
Daisy Kay
your boobs and butt are with you always, which means you can't just use them to get your way...
19:18
you also have to put up with creeps... weirdos... stalkers...
19:19
and guys that think you're either a bitch or a slut.
19:19
Kommissar Mandar
Oh...I'm the craziest bitchiest whoriest slut in Keansburg
19:19
anyone will tell you
19:19
I am the craziest though
19:19
Daisy Kay
so yeah, I am sick and tired of this attitude that "hot girls" have it "easy."
19:19
Kommissar Mandar
Especially when they work hard and have to put up with unimaginable shit and their looks have nothing to do with anything
19:20
I won't even repeat what I said to him
19:21
But I brought him to tears that day
19:21
That's another one I always dared to hit me
19:21
I just told him "go ahead...leave nice big marks all over my face. Watch me and my family end you afterwards..."
19:22
He never did
19:23
I can stare a person down pretty well
19:23
I'll bet you can too
19:24
You have very striking eyes.
19:24
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles the top of your head*
19:24
Anyway, I meant pathetic boys as in the cute kind, the fun to control kind.
19:25
Kommissar Mandar
heh, I don't think I've ever seen one of those in real life
19:26
But, they're fun to play with
19:26
Daisy Kay
They don't exist.
19:26
Kommissar Mandar
No, no they don't.
19:26
Daisy Kay
*Daisy plays with his pitiful wiener.*
19:27
Kommissar Mandar
*I'd call your wiener anything but pitiful = P*
19:27
*strokes*
19:27
Daisy Kay
~
19:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy is used to her brother's antics...she knows he may very well be in there, but lets him think that he's gone unnoticed...this should be entertaining*
19:32
Daisy Kay
?
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
*As hard as you try to contain yourself a soft whimper escapes your lips...Mandy stares directly into your eyes, smirking knowingly, but not alerting the other girls.*
19:37
Daisy Kay
???
19:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy says nothing but one of the girls scrunches her nose and cries out..."Eww! What's that smell!"..they all turn their eyes to the closet...Mandy rises to her feet and begins striding to the closet door. You know the game is up.*
19:42
*Mandy smiles slyly and opens the door...revealing your shame to everyone*
19:42
Daisy Kay
oh~
19:45
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy claps her hands and directs the crowd's attention to her. "Girls...what do we do with little babies that can't control their bowels?"*
19:47
*The girls all look to one another, each one grining more menacingly than the last. "Diaper the baby!", Mandy shouts. All the girls chime in, chanting louder and louder "Diaper the baby! Diaper the baby! Diaper the baby!"*
19:49
Daisy Kay
t
19:51
Kommissar Mandar
*Promises of a pathetic baby boy mean nothing to me...*
19:53
*Mandy unceremoniously rips the crying boy's pants off, dragging him along and giving him a rug burn in the process*
19:55
Daisy Kay
~
19:57
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy, not satisfied enough with the abject humiliation the boy is in, believes he deserves a more severe punishment...*
19:59
*Without warning, Mandy lunges forward and straddles the sobbing boy, placing her hands around his throat..*
20:00
Daisy Kay
~
20:01
((ooh, you're having fun! *blushes and smiles*))
20:01
Kommissar Mandar
((Ye : 3, I have never been the choker, always the chokee, but I wanted to try something new...))
20:02
*Mandy tightens her grip around Daisy's throat, tears begin to stream down his cheeks and his chest begins to heave..*
20:03
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tries to say something "muh... muh..." his voice is too strained though. His face starts turning red and you feel his pulse just throbbing against your fingers. Despite the choking his little dick still points upwards, twitching. " He grips your wrists and tries to pull you away, his face becoming damp with tears.*
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
*You like this you little perverted imp, don't you? You like a girl having all the control. Mandy releases her grip on Daisy's throat ever so slightly and a harrowing trickle of air enters his lungs...just enough to keep him conscious so he can experience every second of this torture..*
20:07
Daisy Kay
*Daisy breaths softly, savoring what little air he can get. The other girls look surprised, but they stare on with great interest, watching as the boy gets choked. Daisy is still holding your wrists. He tries to move your arms so he can make a break for it but you just choke him tighter. His eyes go wide "ma... an... dee..." he says nearly breathlessly as you force all your weight on him.*
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
*All of a sudden, Mandy removes one of her hands, but still maintains a tight grip on Daisy's neck. With one hand she chokes th e boy and with the other she removes her pants..*
20:13
*Daisy raises her tear-filled hazel eyes at Mandy, half in agony half in confusion*
20:14
Daisy Kay
~~~
20:15
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy smirks at the boy.."this is what you want, isn't it, you little sick fuck?" She begins to rub her moist clit up and down the shaft of the boy's pathetic little cock*
20:17
Daisy Kay
~!
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
*"You listen here boy, I make the rules around here...you better never forget it." And with that Mandy skewers herself onto Daisy's cock in one fluid motion. If Daisy's throat wasn't so constricted he would scream out loud at the sensation of Mandy's tight vag on his cock...*
20:22
Daisy Kay
*You can hear the air just wheezing out of him as you shove his cock into your tight cunt. You feel it throbbing inside of you, surrounded by your tight walls. "a-a-h-h~" the faint noise escapes his throat. He finally gets the courage to touch your hips, pushing you down against his larger body.*
20:24
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy gives a powerful shove to his throat and Daisy's skull hits the wall with a sickening crack. "Keep you hands to yourself...I'm only going to tell you that once." Mandy tightens her grip on the boy's throat and bucks her hips wildly. You're amazed at how she can control the muscles in her pussy to make it tighten..*
20:28
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tears up. He would be crying if he could, but hardly any sound comes from his mouth. His eyes well up with tears and now you're too blurry to see. All he can do is feel you. He lets his arms lay limp beside his head as you molest his larger body. Pre starts to squirt inside you as he gets closer.*
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy releases her grip some, letting him get just enough air to stay with her. She tightens her vag even further, feeling his cock jerk and twitch inside her*
20:31
*Just as quickly, she tightens her grasp around the boy's neck...the boy feels half agony half ecstacy as he nears completion.*
20:32
Daisy Kay
*You feel his creamy cum just filling you inside as you send him over the edge. He nearly passes out from all the excitement. His cock throbs and his balls rise up. He moves his neck a bit but then jjust comes down onto the floor hard. His mouth hangs open. His dick slowly goes limp and begins to slide out of you. His eyes roll to the back.*
20:34
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy loves the sensation of being filled up with his seed so much that she forgets to give the boy air. His limp body slides over and he lays prone on the floor. Mandy, suddenly stricken with worry at what she's done bends over him, putting her fingers on the pulse-point at his throat...He's still alive but out for the count...*
20:38
*Gently, she carries him to the bathroom. She had still better diaper the boy, just in case he wets his bed while unconscious*
20:39
Daisy Kay
!
20:40
Kommissar Mandar
*She sets the limp boy on the toilet and picks out a fresh pair of pampers for him. Gently, she fastens the diaper on his bottom.*
20:43
Daisy Kay
*blushes*
20:43
Kommissar Mandar
*She's relieved to hear his breathing start to become more regular as she pulls a pair of pants over the plush diaper. If Daisy were conscious, he'd be so humiliated at the prospect of his sister dressing him as if he were a toddler in front of a group of onlooking girls*
20:44
Daisy Kay
*leans forward and gently kisses you*
20:45
Did you like the choking part? I tried to be nice and realistic for you.
20:45
Kommissar Mandar
Heh, I always like the idea of it. It's hard to be the one doing the choking, I could never hurt you.
20:47
I wouldn't mind being choked in real life, but I know its not safe
20:48
Daisy Kay
but I like seeing you have fun and
20:48
I just imagine you squirming there
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
It's incredibly hot...
20:49
heh
20:49
even if its pretend its hard for me to imagine you in pain, but I know that you like it : 3
20:51
I always picture your pretty hazel eyes...
20:51
Daisy Kay
Well I'm not into choking but I do like spanking and hitting and other stuff
20:51
Kommissar Mandar
I love to be spanked...
20:52
You can go as hard as you want on me...I really do like pain
20:52
Daisy Kay
I will spank you.
20:52
over my knee
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
that sounds...incredible.. *blushes*
20:52
I'll bet you can do it so hard, too...
20:53
Daisy Kay
*yawns* I took an advil PM just an hour ago...
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
aww, are you sleepy?
20:54
Daisy Kay
just a bit...
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
*puts a blanket around you and lays your head against her chest*
20:57
I found season one of Salute Your Shorts on youtube
20:59
So I'll probably fall asleep to that lol
20:59
Daisy Kay
*invades the boy's cabin and takes control of it and even hoists a flag that says "girl power" with a pink skull and crossbones on it.*
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy is the obnoxious red headed mullet kid. "Nuuuuu"*
21:02
*You're dead!*
21:02
*gives you a wedgie*
21:03
Daisy Kay
you're toast, kids
21:03
Kommissar Mandar
It makes me want to fart.
21:04
*gives you a noogie*
21:07
Daisy Kay
it's I hope we never part now get it right or pay the price
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
no lie, my buddy talks to this goon who's a next door neighbor of that guy in real life
21:10
I want 90s nickelodean neighbors...
21:11
Daisy Kay
the red haired kid was in terminator 2
21:14
Kommissar Mandar
Was he?
21:15
I haven't seen that movie since I was a wee tot
21:15
Daisy Kay
*lies on top of you*
21:15
Kommissar Mandar
life's a little foggy, a little soggy...
21:15
*puts her arms around you and secures you in her lap*
21:17
My mouth is on fire...
21:22
I ate really spicy pickles..
21:22
Saturday, 24. May 2014
Daisy Kay
*rolls over in bed(
07:57
Kommissar Mandar
I actually slept pretty late today
07:58
I had a weird dream
07:59
Daisy Kay
I think it was technically nine hours.
07:59
*sighs*
07:59
Kommissar Mandar
I was in middle school
07:59
And this dude across from me just takes my hands
07:59
and squeezes them until they
08:00
they're crushed
08:00
Daisy Kay
middle school memories
08:01
Kommissar Mandar
My actual experience wasn't that different
08:03
they just crushed me on the inside lol
08:03
anyway
08:04
this is what I was screwing around with in MS paint
08:04
Sent file drive by.png.
08:05
Daisy Kay
oh yeeeeah
08:06
Kommissar Mandar
this was basically the scariest thing that ever happened to me
08:06
Daisy Kay
that thing you told me
08:06
Kommissar Mandar
funny enough I see some dude post
08:06
"My worst nightmare is to be on a dark desert highway and run into a cop"
08:07
I don't know what I made it daytime there, this happened in the dead of night
08:07
And I had about enough weed in the car to earn me a prison sentence
08:08
Daisy Kay
gosh
08:08
there are quite a few cops here ha ha
08:08
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I lived in Sheriff Joe's county
08:08
Daisy Kay
They used to stop me all the time when I was walking home.
08:09
Kommissar Mandar
Nothing will ever scare me more than living in Sheriff's Joe's county and running into cops
08:09
Daisy Kay
because, well, who the hell doesn't have a car here?
08:09
Kommissar Mandar
they just stopped to see if you were okay? or up to something?
08:09
The only reason I ever get pulled over is for suspiscious activity
08:10
Daisy Kay
well no it was just suspicious
08:10
Kommissar Mandar
You're clearly out selling crystal
08:10
Daisy Kay
I was a hooded person walking around with a flashlight
08:11
but really, why would a bad person carry a flashlight?
08:11
Kommissar Mandar
ACTUALLY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT
08:11
Daisy Kay
*stretches and leans back*
08:12
Kommissar Mandar
That dude I dated, the really violent one that looked like Don from Phantasmagoria
08:12
Carried around modded flashlights
08:12
that were a shitload of lumens so they would blind you
08:12
And they had spikes on the end
08:12
Even I'm not cheap enough to use this as a fighting method
08:13
Blind a person, back their skull in with spikes while they can't see
08:13
SO
08:13
Very bad people can have flashlights
08:13
But anyway
08:13
I usually get stopped driving around in wealthy neighborhoods at night
08:14
Daisy Kay
I heard the policeman say "we heard reports of someone shining flashlights into cars"
08:14
Kommissar Mandar
they just see my car...and they know something ups
08:14
Daisy Kay
this is clearly a small town
08:14
with about zero real problems.
08:15
Kommissar Mandar
Well that's a good thing
08:15
Daisy Kay
haha just sayin
08:15
Kommissar Mandar
the dude I knew would do that too
08:15
shine his lights in cop cars
08:15
Daisy Kay
anyone that reports a hooded kid walkin around with a flashlight
08:15
in THIS town
08:15
has never seen real danger in their life
08:15
Kommissar Mandar
You were taller that the dude I'm talking about I believe
08:16
He was pretty short
08:16
Though
08:16
He did not wear a hoodie
08:17
He wore an anime villian-eque black trenchcoat
08:17
If this dude was ever walking down your street
08:17
Daisy Kay
They pretty much know me now since I been here since November 2009.
08:18
Kommissar Mandar
every cop in a 20 mile radius would be called
08:18
so they're probably like...you again
08:18
Daisy Kay
Yeah they don't bother to pull over anymore.
08:20
they patrol the streets at night.
08:20
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think I can get pulled over
08:20
unless I'm doing something really dangerous or speeding to access
08:21
My car is still registered in Arizona
08:21
so...
08:21
I don't know how that would be dealt with
08:22
Daisy Kay
let's face it
08:22
Kommissar Mandar
I really have to change the registration on the car though
08:22
because
08:22
Daisy Kay
if you're light skinned, cops don't think much of you.
08:22
Kommissar Mandar
It's registered in AZ and insured in NJ
08:22
Daisy Kay
Just another "normal" one.
08:22
Kommissar Mandar
I don't even think that's legal
08:22
heh
08:22
You can't see inside the windows of my car too well
08:22
Daisy Kay
*cranks up the hanson*
08:23
Kommissar Mandar
and my car SCREAMS I'm a drug dealer
08:23
AHAHAHA
08:23
IT WORKS
08:23
I'm telling you...cheesy music puts them off
08:23
it makes a very specific scraping sound as it goes down the street
08:24
I love it though
08:24
I never have trouble changing lanes
08:24
Daisy Kay
MMMBOP
08:24
DOO WOP
08:24
Kommissar Mandar
They see that car coming and they MOVE
08:24
Daisy Kay
DOOBIE DOO
08:24
Kommissar Mandar
I liked that song...when I was 10
08:24
Daisy Kay
haha
08:24
it is really upbeat.
08:24
Kommissar Mandar
And then someone told me they were boys
08:25
I was like...well I didn't expect that
08:25
I have about 6 different '90s' radio stations on my pandora
08:26
Sometimes I will blast the backstreet boys
08:26
and just smile at all the curious onlookers wondering 'what the fuck...?'
08:27
Daisy Kay
I don't know if you heard this
08:27
but backstreet's back.
08:28
Kommissar Mandar
ALRIGHT
08:28
Daisy Kay
no, really, I think there was a mild renewed interest in them because of the movie The End.
08:28
Kommissar Mandar
I know they actually did come back not too long ago
08:29
but they weren't back for long...
08:29
Daisy Kay
The thing about the internet age is that
08:29
you can't really fade into obscurity anymore.
08:29
Kommissar Mandar
You'll always be there...immortalized
08:30
Daisy Kay
as long as you have twitter or facebook or any kind of social media to back you up you can still have tons of fans.
08:30
Kommissar Mandar
*glances at the 9 followers on her DeviantArt..awww ye*
08:31
Sent file 6G8myEc.jpg.
08:31
Basically how it works
08:32
Daisy Kay
but anyway... even if you were a one-hit wonder
08:32
that doesn't matter because at least 25% of that audience will stick with you on twitter.
08:33
Kommissar Mandar
It's a double-edged sword though
08:33
Daisy Kay
and that's still a huge number of people.
08:33
Kommissar Mandar
You couldn't be forgotten even if you wanted to
08:33
Daisy Kay
I'm just saying
08:33
it's never gonna happen again.
08:33
There are artists that are totally forgotten now but that's because they died before the invention of social media.
08:34
Kommissar Mandar
Information Society....
08:34
My favorite band that will pretty much be dead forever
08:35
they died long before social media
08:35
But every now and then you'll hear one of their songs in a popular movie
08:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuXvpkOLmM
08:36
When this started playing in American Psycho I lost it
08:37
Daisy Kay
*yawms and stretches*
08:38
Kommissar Mandar
yawm
08:38
Daisy Kay
What is your favorite childhood movie
08:39
Kommissar Mandar
That's hard
08:39
But probably Labyrinth
08:39
That was certainly the one I watched the most
08:39
Also
08:39
if there was anything to rival it
08:40
Daisy Kay
I liked that when I was a tiny tot. It didn't hold up much but there's still a lot of it that does.
08:40
Kommissar Mandar
There was this live action made for tv version of Alice in Wonderland that I had on tape
08:40
that I watched the shit out of
08:40
Daisy Kay
The movie I can still go back to all the time is Brave Little Toaster.
08:40
Kommissar Mandar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrjIVhIeGnw
08:41
Carol Channing turns into a goat
08:41
OH GOD
08:41
Brave Toaster horrified me
08:41
Daisy Kay
It's Toy Story before Toy Story. Seriously, it was gonna be CG originally. Would have been the first.
08:41
Kommissar Mandar
I don't know if CG would have made it more or less terrifying
08:42
My mom rented it for me when I was little
08:42
And I think I just ran out of the room at the air conditioner scene
08:42
it freaked me out
08:42
Daisy Kay
It was a Lasseter film, had the same elements,
08:42
both Toaster and the Toy Story series of films had the same running theme
08:43
It's about growing old and a yearning to still be useful...
08:44
Kommissar Mandar
Becoming obsolete...
08:44
Daisy Kay
rather than being about nostalgia, which I think some people assume
08:44
Kommissar Mandar
The Toy Story movies were much darker than that
08:44
Daisy Kay
It's less about the kids and more about the playthings.
08:44
Kommissar Mandar
I've only ever seen the first one
08:44
Daisy Kay
Brave was dark.
08:45
Kommissar Mandar
but I know the third was just...Dante's Inferno
08:45
Daisy Kay
in Brave Little Toaster they weren't afraid to show characters getting killed off.
08:45
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...
08:45
Daisy Kay
The first time you see it happen is in the parts shop
08:46
Kommissar Mandar
I saw it when I was a really little kid
08:46
Daisy Kay
and then, at the end of the film, when the cars are mashed into tiny cubes.
08:46
singing the song "worthless"
08:46
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
08:46
That I know
08:46
My buddy always sends me that video
08:46
"Hey Mandy, it's your car"
08:47
Daisy Kay
it's such a sad song
08:47
Kommissar Mandar
OH GOD THE AIR CONDITIONERS SMOKING CORPSE
08:47
I'm watching that scene now
08:47
That's where I lost it and had to turn it off
08:47
Daisy Kay
The score is really beautiful. There's a heavy use of strings.
08:47
which is an easy way to make you feel sadness...
08:48
Kommissar Mandar
Oh, there's no denying it's quality work
08:48
I was just too little to really understand it
08:48
Daisy Kay
even when string instruments are used for happy scenes... makes it feel bittersweet.
08:48
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, as a kid I knew it had a way different tone than most of my other movies
08:49
I didn't have an appreciation for darker stuff till I was a bit older
08:50
Daisy Kay
I liked seeing an animated movie that didn't treat me like I was stupid.
08:50
Kommissar Mandar
When I was little I was just really easily scared
08:51
Daisy Kay
I think I was... five or six when I first saw it.
08:51
Kommissar Mandar
I don't remember how old I was
08:52
I was just a wimp as a kid lol
08:53
Daisy Kay
I had seen other "adult" animations after that, but none of them held up well.
08:53
Kommissar Mandar
I should really rewatch it now
08:53
Daisy Kay
all the PG and R rated cartoons of the 70s and 80s.
08:54
I mean, I liked them at the time because they were something new and different.
08:54
Kommissar Mandar
I got really into adult oriented animations when I was 8 or 9
08:54
I was way too young when I saw Cool World but still loved it
08:54
Daisy Kay
but most of them are terrible, made simply to cash-in on the idea without knowing what made it work.
08:55
Cool World was in the 90s, making it an anomaly.
08:55
when I saw Heavy Metal ha ha
08:56
Kommissar Mandar
I'm trying to think of what else I saw
08:56
I WANTED to see that
08:56
Daisy Kay
I was like "this is cool"
08:56
Kommissar Mandar
My parents saw the cover and were like NOPE
08:57
Daisy Kay
it's terrible, but worth watching at least once.
08:57
John Candy plays a couple characters.
08:57
Kommissar Mandar
seriously?
08:57
That I never knew
08:57
Daisy Kay
he is a robot and also a little boy that is transformed into a giant man.
08:58
Kommissar Mandar
I could picture him doing all of those
08:58
Daisy Kay
the story with the boy felt creepy, but
08:58
it also made me think about how the movie was mostly this...
08:58
Kommissar Mandar
oh god...
08:58
Have you ever seen "Nothing But Trouble?"
08:59
Daisy Kay
this adolescent fantasy
08:59
Kommissar Mandar
Well...
08:59
Daisy Kay
it was the perfect description of the film
08:59
Kommissar Mandar
swords, guns, huge boobs
08:59
Daisy Kay
big tough muscle man fights guys and gets to score with big boobied girls
09:00
yeah
09:00
Kommissar Mandar
That about covers all the bases
09:00
Daisy Kay
exactly
09:00
but they actually put it in the frame of mind of a scrawny nerd kid
09:00
Knowing that it was just a kid inside that bulky man made me uncomfortable haha... even though it was just a cartoon fantasy.
09:01
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
09:01
Daisy Kay
I have seen Nothing But Trouble, maybe ten times?
09:02
Kommissar Mandar
You are a stonger person than I....
09:02
I've seen it like 3 times
09:02
That movie is an onion
09:02
And each layer is weirder than the last....
09:02
Daisy Kay
yeah I dunno about 10 but I have seen it many many times.
09:03
Kommissar Mandar
That movie is what goes on in Dan Akroiyd's subconcious...all the time
09:03
But fuck if I didn't want that table
09:04
Daisy Kay
yeah he's a big child
09:04
like his ghostbusters character
09:04
he is literally the same person haha
09:04
Kommissar Mandar
It's more fun to think that he's never acting in any of his roles
09:04
That's just him
09:04
Daisy Kay
that movie exposed the world to Digital Underground.
09:04
Kommissar Mandar
There's a roller coaster in Action Park that you can drive, me and my buddy dubbed it "Mr. Bonestripper"
09:05
Daisy Kay
2Pac was in it
09:05
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
09:05
I remember that
09:05
Daisy Kay
Yeah, hip hop and rap was a big collective before splitting in different directions.
09:06
all the single-person performers started in massive groups of like 5-20 members haha
09:06
Kommissar Mandar
Rap was so much more...I don't know...accessible in the 90s?
09:08
So many movies and shows just having random rap interludes
09:09
Daisy Kay
from the start in the 70s it was about expressing yourself without instruments because they could not afford that stuff
09:09
and people looked down on it because hey
09:09
where are the guitars and trumpets and drums
09:09
Fuck you asshole that shit is EXPENSIVE
09:10
what costs nothing is a turntable and a few records
09:10
Always gotta roll your eyes when someone talks about "real music."
09:11
Kommissar Mandar
there is no real music
09:12
there's music I hate
09:13
but it's all real
09:13
I'll NEVER understand country music
09:13
Daisy Kay
Being able to use natural talent without typical tools was threatening to people.
09:13
Kommissar Mandar
it will always invoke a cringe reaction in me
09:14
it was different
09:14
therefore people didn't know what the fuck
09:14
Daisy Kay
The best country music is from obscure performers.
09:14
Country music was pretty liberal in the 90s but, well
09:14
after Bush Jr was elected that sorta changed.
09:15
Kommissar Mandar
I've never liked anything about it
09:15
Daisy Kay
It became more about celebrating whiteness and "rednecks" and "country boys."
09:15
Kommissar Mandar
And believe me, I tried
09:15
In AZ that's all they played
09:15
and everyone told me "just listen to it and eventually you'll like it"
09:16
that never happened
09:16
Daisy Kay
There were some pretty raw, folksy country songs before it became a big "don't fuck with the USA" post 9-11 business.
09:17
Kommissar Mandar
I wasn't explosed to a lot of it, I admit
09:18
Daisy Kay
These days people would be surprised to hear that one of the biggest country music stars was a lesbian.
09:18
in 1992.
09:18
Kommissar Mandar
who?
09:18
Daisy Kay
Out and everything
09:18
KD Lang
09:19
~
09:19
Kommissar Mandar
I've heard the name
09:19
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
09:19
She wasn't just a lesbian, but an activist too.
09:19
Kommissar Mandar
Damn
09:20
Daisy Kay
Country Music really did do a complete 180.
09:20
Kommissar Mandar
Don't get me wrong, I will admit I've heard some very deep country songs
09:21
Daisy Kay
The Dixie Chix are often laughed and mocked, but if they started in the early 90s there would be no controversy.
09:21
Kommissar Mandar
But the most glorified ones just kind of glorify redneck-ism
09:22
if that's a fucking word
09:22
When I worked in AZ they would always put on the country station
09:22
Daisy Kay
Yeah exactly
09:22
so usually when someone says they "like everything except"
09:23
it's because of the shit that's on the radio.
09:23
Kommissar Mandar
and it was like "beer beer beer trucks low cut shirt beer"
09:23
Daisy Kay
I don't hate any one kind of music.
09:24
If I had a least favorite it would be "novelty" music.
09:24
parody songs and stuff
09:24
Kommissar Mandar
lol Weird Al
09:24
I don't even think I really have a favorite type of musi
09:26
music*
09:26
because other than country I listen to basically everything
09:26
I like a lot of electronica
09:27
Information Society was like my gateway drug to that
09:28
Daisy Kay
*stretches some more, rolling around in bed.*
09:28
Kommissar Mandar
*climbs in bed and rubs your back*
09:31
Daisy Kay
*Daisy puts a finger against the hem of your shirt and lifts it up, peeking at your chest.*
09:32
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes* *I have a really pretty bra on right now...*
09:33
Daisy Kay
*The big little boy smiles. He looks into your eyes as he rubs his hands over your exposed flesh. He wraps his arms around your back, still under your shirt, and pulls you down on top of him.*
09:34
Kommissar Mandar
*Moans and presses her boobs against you, straddling you and giving you a kiss*
09:36
Daisy Kay
*Daisy breaths softly "oh Sissy, you're so pretty..." He nuzzles his face against your neck. He can barely contain himself, pressing you hard against him and rubbing our bodies together.*
09:38
Kommissar Mandar
*You can do whatever you like to me, big bro...*
09:39
*Mandy gives Daisy little soft licks all down his neck*
09:39
Daisy Kay
*Daisy just cuddles into you, nuzzling and groping your body*
09:40
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy takes her free hand and gives you light scratches up and down your back*
09:41
*"I like when you touch my chest..big bro*
09:42
Daisy Kay
*bumps snoots with you and gives your snoot a little kiss.*
09:42
Kommissar Mandar
*rubs your snoot with hers*
09:42
*wraps her leg around yours*
09:44
Daisy Kay
*Smiles, lazily cuddling with you on top of his squeaky, rubbery mattress. He lets out a little contented sigh.*
09:45
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file CAM01123.jpg.
09:45
I do really have a pretty one on...
09:45
Daisy Kay
you're the pretty one *he mumbles softly, snuggling you close.*
09:46
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes hotly*
09:46
*snuggles her head against your chest*
09:47
*heh, you could probably rest your chin on my head standing up*
09:50
Or use me as an arm rest...
09:50
Imma make some lunch
09:59
Daisy Kay
me too
09:59
Kommissar Mandar
simul-lunch
09:59
got pasketti
10:20
Daisy Kay
lookit you just slurpin up all the pasketti.
12:20
Kommissar Mandar
We're gonna be rollin in the pasketti...
12:21
uuuhg
12:22
I'm trying to find something to wear to my stepmoms birthday party
12:22
Daisy Kay
I need to get myself pumped up to draw
12:22
Kommissar Mandar
and she's gonna complain with whatever I put on
12:22
Daisy Kay
I wanna see if I can speed through 10 pages like I did that one day
12:22
Kommissar Mandar
"that's not nice enough"
12:23
Daisy Kay
*dresses you to the nines*
12:23
Kommissar Mandar
and she doesn't understand...that I don't own anything nice...
12:23
awww
12:23
I own cargo pants and sweat pants, tank tops and t shirts
12:23
and one ridiculously sparkly dress
12:24
Daisy Kay
just toss whatever on
12:24
Kommissar Mandar
that I'm not wearing because it would look ridiculous
12:24
in this situation
12:24
that's exactly what I'm doing
12:24
but I hate everything
12:25
anyway
12:26
drink a redline, that'll get you going
12:27
if you don't plan on sleeping tonight I suppose lol
12:28
I don't know, do you like energy drinks?
12:29
If you don't like coffee I suppose you wouldn't
12:30
Daisy Kay
well that was fun
12:31
the power just went out for a sec
12:31
Kommissar Mandar
what was?
12:31
yeesh
12:31
you didn't lose anything did you?
12:31
Daisy Kay
I wasn't workin
12:31
yeah that might happen to you while you're here... ugh, at least I wont be BORED.
12:31
Kommissar Mandar
I've only got a laptop and tablet so I'm goooood
12:32
heh heh, you won't be bored with me around
12:32
*lets go cow tipping*
12:33
hullo
19:51
Daisy Kay
hello
20:02
Kommissar Mandar
How are ya?
20:02
I got back from my stepmom's party not too long ago
20:03
Daisy Kay
*huuug*
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
aww, I need hugs
20:04
I have a headache and I'm just kind of saddened
20:04
Daisy Kay
*kisses your forehead*
20:05
Kommissar Mandar
*puts her arms around you and snuggles in the crook of your neck*
20:05
Daisy Kay
*crooks his neck*
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
I got to talk to this one friend of the family who I never really talked to before, interesting person
20:07
He gave me a whole strategy for driving to MO
20:07
Daisy Kay
yeah?
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
Yup!
20:08
I'm gonna leave about 2 am on 29th
20:08
that way I avoid all the traffic in PA
20:08
and then I believe it was take 70 to 36
20:08
and it'll be smooth sailing
20:09
Daisy Kay
pa?
20:09
Kommissar Mandar
Pennsylvania
20:09
Daisy Kay
oh!
20:09
yeah, you're in New Jersey NOW. I keep forgettin.
20:09
Kommissar Mandar
That's the only time I get nervous on the road, when it's hectic
20:09
haha
20:09
the Garbage State
20:09
Daisy Kay
It's 1000 miles.
20:10
My parents drove from Virginia when I was in the hospital.
20:11
At least you wont have to drive back.
20:11
Kommissar Mandar
I'll just walk 500 miles, and then I'll walk 500 more
20:11
Daisy Kay
aww, you're not a man though
20:11
Kommissar Mandar
I can be the woman who walked 1000 miles
20:11
to be right at your door
20:11
As long as there's no intense hecticness or loony tunes-esque mountain trails like in Nevada I'll be fine
20:12
Daisy Kay
hmm, I think not...
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I believe it's all just flatness
20:13
a nice calm drive
20:13
Daisy Kay
if you were coming from VA there would be.
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
You're lucky to have such sweet parents
20:14
Daisy Kay
big ol hills in the west.
20:14
haha I told them NOT to come
20:14
but they were like "you can't do this on your own!"
20:14
Kommissar Mandar
aww
20:14
Are your mom and dad still married?
20:15
Daisy Kay
man when I had those staple-stitches I was so afraid they'd pop out.
20:15
yeah my current dad has been with mom since I was... 8? I think?
20:15
Kommissar Mandar
that's nice
20:15
I know so few people who's parents are still married
20:16
I've only ever had stitches in my mouth
20:16
they were the disolvable kind though
20:16
I'd freak out if I had to have them in my stomach
20:17
Daisy Kay
I never had the staple kind.
20:17
it creeped me out
20:17
Kommissar Mandar
yeesh, I can imagine
20:17
Daisy Kay
metal staples
20:17
inside my belly
20:17
Kommissar Mandar
I'm always so paranoid somethings going to happen with my appendix and I'll have to go through the same thing
20:18
I get so freaked out about that shit
20:18
I almost lost all the bottom teeth in my mouth, that's why I needed surgery there
20:20
Would've really sucked if that failed
20:20
I got some weird infection in my lower jaw and my jaw and chin just swelled to three times their normal size
20:21
I was awake for the whole thing and it was the most painful thing I've ever had to go through
20:21
Daisy Kay
I did get my canines pulled to correct them.
20:23
I remember getting, like...
20:23
a dozen shots with a needle
20:23
inside my mouth
20:23
Kommissar Mandar
ouch...I know that feel
20:23
Daisy Kay
"we're gonna do this quick okay?" bam bam bam bam bam
20:24
Kommissar Mandar
Yikes
20:24
I find that novocain just does not help in most situations
20:24
I've had so much shit go wrong with my teeth
20:25
I've had more root canals than I can count
20:25
Daisy Kay
Well most people don't get their teeth fixed because, honestly...
20:25
A lot of it isn't needed.
20:25
You would be surprised.
20:25
Kommissar Mandar
I just have too many of them
20:25
Daisy Kay
Dentistry in the US is big, but not so everywhere else.
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
I mean I don't really care how they look
20:26
I can imagine
20:26
Daisy Kay
A lot of what we do to teeth in the US is cosmetic.
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
I just get worried about having that type of infection again because that was PAIN
20:26
I still have my wisdom teeth, all of them
20:27
Daisy Kay
man I wish they would sell mattresses WITH the frame
20:27
Kommissar Mandar
I thought they did
20:27
That's how my bed came
20:27
Daisy Kay
no one does, it's nutty.
20:27
well that's a waterbed
20:27
that's different.
20:27
Kommissar Mandar
My other bed too came with one I believe
20:27
it was a package deal
20:27
Well just get me whatever's cheapest and easiest for you
20:28
Daisy Kay
My bed is too unstable. haha.
20:29
It's high up off the floor and it has some loose boards that I have to tighten every night.
20:29
Well, I just sorta...
20:29
nudge it with my knee
20:30
Kommissar Mandar
oh geez
20:30
I like high beds though
20:30
Daisy Kay
http://www.amazon.com/KidKraft-76021-Fire-Truck-Toddler/dp/B0006NI4EU/ref=sr_1_5?s=furniture&ie=UTF8&qid=1400988670&sr=1-5&keywords=complete+bed Here this will be your bed
20:31
Kommissar Mandar
awww
20:31
Daisy Kay
haha
20:31
Kommissar Mandar
I'll take it : 3
20:31
Daisy Kay
Nah
20:32
but I do have some Mario sheets for you.
20:32
Never been opened.
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
Really? =O
20:32
I was gonna bring my sheets, but fuck it, I want Mario sheets
20:33
Daisy Kay
nah bring sheets
20:34
You could also use extra
20:34
Kommissar Mandar
true
20:35
I got a bunch of pillows
20:35
I sleep on a pile of pillows and stuffed animals : 3
20:35
Daisy Kay
Mmmm, pillows... stuffed animal pillows...
20:35
You can cuddle up with the plush version of me
20:36
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...I still sleep with stuffed animals
20:36
aww really?
20:36
Daisy Kay
you seen it, right?
20:36
Kommissar Mandar
I love that little plushy
20:36
yus
20:36
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:36
Kommissar Mandar
I want to cuddle it
20:36
Finally figured out how to beat Don in Phantasmagoria lol
20:40
Distract him with a christmas ornament, drop the chair axe on him
20:41
It's pretty funny too
20:41
If you just give him the ornament and do nothing else, the music gets all soft and sentimental, and you think it's gonna be one of those 'love saves the day' endings
20:42
But then he just tosses it aside and kills you
20:42
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:42
There's one bed on craigslist but I dunno
20:47
I been eyeing it for a couple days now
20:47
just unsure haha
20:47
Kommissar Mandar
lol
20:48
I appreciate you doing all this for me
20:48
Daisy Kay
what if I wanna make sure the bed is comfortable for me too
20:48
just checking.
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
haha
20:48
I wouldn't mind your company
20:49
Daisy Kay
My bed can't handle company though, as I said.
20:49
There is a good chance it will fall with two people on it haha
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
20:50
Daisy Kay
I do have a last-resort for a single mattress to be delivered in 2 business days.
20:50
but it would only be the mattress lyin on the floor
20:50
Kommissar Mandar
Like I said, I'm not picky about stuff
20:51
I'll just be happy to be there, honestly
20:51
Daisy Kay
like I said, I need this to be comfortable all around
20:51
I'm going to clear my entertainment center and put it in your room... since I never watch TV. The only reason I kept that thing was because that's where I set my rat cage.
20:55
Kommissar Mandar
aww, thank you
20:55
Daisy Kay
yeah we could probably like
20:56
play some games in there
20:56
Katamari 1 & 2, some N64 games...
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
I have the original Mario Party's : 3
20:56
But I'm guessing you probably do too lol
20:57
Daisy Kay
I don't think I have any multiplayer Dreamcast games yet but who knows what the future holds
20:57
no I do not!
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
oh shit
20:57
Daisy Kay
I am actually missing Mario 64, of all games...
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
I know I have that for DS
20:57
I might have it for N64 too
20:57
Daisy Kay
I don't like how it controls on the DS.
20:58
The game was pretty much made with the 64's wonky controller in mind.
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
64 is better
20:59
Daisy Kay
I had the original Smash Brothers but something happened to it.
20:59
Like...
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
I got Diddy Kong Racing
20:59
Daisy Kay
there was sound but no video.
20:59
Weirdest thing, I never seen that happen before.
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
Neither have i
20:59
Diddy Kong Racing is one of my favorite games of all time
21:01
Daisy Kay
I think I have Conker complete wtih box and manual.
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
I kicked everyone's ass with Pipsy
21:01
oh shit nice
21:01
Daisy Kay
Yeah you probably have a lot of games I don't have
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
I never got to own that game, only rent it
21:02
nah, I have like 7 in total
21:02
Daisy Kay
but
21:02
I bet I don't have them all
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
I have a first edition Majora's Mask
21:02
Daisy Kay
cool, I do not.
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
that's my pride and joy
21:02
Daisy Kay
*combines*
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
Mischief Makers
21:02
Mario Party 1 + 2
21:02
Ocarina of Time
21:02
Daisy Kay
Man I hated never being able to 100% Mischief Makers. The stupid gems were too hard to get.
21:03
Kommissar Mandar
I never even came close to beating it
21:03
Daisy Kay
It actually took YEARS before the full ending was uploaded to youtube.
21:03
Kommissar Mandar
I'm guessing it was similar to Crash Bandicoot 2
21:04
I never bothered getting all the gems
21:04
just the colored ones
21:04
Daisy Kay
one day we will begin a collection anew.
21:05
We'll have a wall just for games
21:05
Kommissar Mandar
the only console I actually own is PS2
21:05
=D
21:05
Daisy Kay
all shelved nice and neat... until we wanna play them
21:05
then we just yank them off the wall and they come crashing down
21:05
haha
21:05
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
21:05
Who will win, Sega or SNES?
21:06
*crash*
21:06
I have almost the whole Legacy of Kain series
21:06
Daisy Kay
yeah the SNES would not break.
21:06
Kommissar Mandar
those were basically my favorite games ever aside from Majora's Mask
21:07
Daisy Kay
Who knows where my SNES stuff is.
21:08
When I moved here I gave stuff to mom and dad to hold, and one of the boxes had Earthbound in it.
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit....
21:08
that's worth some benjamins
21:08
Daisy Kay
I tried explaining how the cart alone is worth over a hundred dollars but they don't know where the box is.
21:08
their house is full of boxes at the moment haha
21:09
Kommissar Mandar
I would always lurk this old game store near my house for an Earthbound cart for possibly a low price
21:10
they never had one
21:10
My SNES is probably long gone lol
21:11
along with my Genesis
21:11
When I moved here to Old Bridge 13 years ago all that stuff got put away in storage somewhere and god knows where it is now
21:12
Daisy Kay
I got it for, I think...
21:12
$25?
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
damn....
21:13
Daisy Kay
this was the golden years of GameStop clearing their inventory.
21:13
*sighs* even if I do collect all my old NES games again I will never spend as little as I did back then.
21:13
Kommissar Mandar
=(
21:14
It would still be amazing though
21:14
*rests her sleepy head on your shoulder*
21:17
Daisy Kay
*pets*
21:18
Well I drew two pages today. So far my comic seems to be about two girls living together. One of them's got lil acne dots on her forehead and a constant scowl.
23:00
Sunday, 25. May 2014
Daisy Kay
*beep*
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
haha reminds me of someone
10:23
Daisy Kay
yeah?
10:24
I posted a drawing of her on FB.
10:24
Kommissar Mandar
I have acne and a permascowl
10:24
Daisy Kay
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=394996387305362&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1
10:24
Kommissar Mandar
I love it
10:25
I also love fuckels the burd
10:25
Daisy Kay
I'm huuungry
10:37
Kommissar Mandar
Me too
10:37
I think I'm gonna hold out for the bbq though
10:38
I think my pool is open too, if I don't care about freezing my ass off
10:39
and I'd like my ass to stay on
10:39
ah fuck it
10:54
I'm going swimming
10:54
Went swimming
12:35
Fucked up my sciatic nerve
12:35
Why am I so old?
12:35
Daisy Kay
*rubs your veins*
12:38
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
12:39
How's your book coming?
12:40
Daisy Kay
I haven't done anything on it today. I went to work to write some future scripts and maybe record some stuff.
12:40
Kommissar Mandar
ooh nice
12:41
I seriously want to find a gym with a pool now
12:43
I feel like I got such a workout
12:44
Daisy Kay
There were plans for a water park here in PH
12:44
but I don't think they went through with it
12:44
Kommissar Mandar
Really? =O
12:44
I know there's a Big Surf in the Lake of the Ozarks
12:45
Is that close to you?
12:45
Daisy Kay
ummm
12:48
We are on the border of MO and KS
12:48
Kommissar Mandar
It doesn't look that far
12:50
Daisy Kay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9yJA6Z2xBE
13:01
Kuribo! Obake! something something Gessoooo...
13:02
Kommissar Mandar
I'm crying right now
13:03
Daisy Kay
are you ok
13:04
Kommissar Mandar
lol I was kidding
13:04
The opera drove me to tears
13:04
Daisy Kay
haha c:
13:04
I only understood a few words
13:05
and most of them were just names of Mario enemies.
13:05
Kommissar Mandar
I tried to learn Japanese when I was a teenager
13:05
I still remember a couple words
13:05
Daisy Kay
Kuribo = goomba, Obake = Boo, Gesso = Blooper.
13:05
Kommissar Mandar
Kuribo is a Pokemon
13:06
Daisy Kay
I learned all the Japanese names of the Mario enemies early on.
13:06
Kommissar Mandar
Does that make it a goomba also, technically?
13:06
Daisy Kay
The first time I was exposed to them was in Mario 3... because some stuff wasn't translated
13:06
like Kuribo's shoe and Jugem's Cloud
13:07
Kommissar Mandar
Jugem's Cloud...
13:07
Daisy Kay
haha
13:08
Kommissar Mandar
Lakitu without Lakitu
13:08
Daisy Kay
also I didn't know there was a pokemon named Kuriboh until you brought it up.
13:08
Kommissar Mandar
I have a surprising memory of the first 150
13:09
Daisy Kay
I have no memory because
13:09
Kommissar Mandar
I had a poster on my wall...that listed them all...that I studied until I had memorized
13:09
Daisy Kay
I never got into pokemon
13:09
There's stuff I know only because it was impossible for me not to be exposed to pokemon.
13:10
Kommissar Mandar
I got into hit hard when I was a kid
13:10
Daisy Kay
but for the most part Pokemon is a mystery to me.
13:10
Kommissar Mandar
The older ones really do make for fun games, to be honest
13:10
I haven't played anything past Crystal so I don't know about the new ones
13:11
I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but dammit if I can't remember all 150 original pokemon
13:11
I spent hours trying to get Mew out from under that truck...
13:12
That was an urban legend similar to getting the Triforce in Ocarina of Time
13:13
There was supposedly a Mew stuck under this truck, but there was not
13:13
Daisy Kay
what are some games with eggs in them
13:18
literal eggs
13:18
Kommissar Mandar
heh
13:18
Pokemon actually
13:18
Daisy Kay
isn
13:18
yeah
13:18
Kommissar Mandar
Togepi is an egg
13:18
Daisy Kay
doesn't pokemon have eggs in it
13:18
yeah
13:18
Kommissar Mandar
ummmmm
13:18
Cry of Fear...
13:18
There was that one fabrige egg lol
13:19
Daisy Kay
ugh
13:19
that is an egg I would like to forget
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
Metal Gear Solid 4, at one point a little girl makes eggs
13:19
hahaha
13:19
Daisy Kay
haha what
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
Now I'm remembering you lose it
13:19
Daisy Kay
what is this egg girl
13:20
where
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
oh god, I haven't even played the game myself
13:20
but I walked in on my cousin playing it
13:20
And there was this little (cyborg I think) girl just making eggs for Snake
13:20
Singing a song
13:20
let me dig in my memory a bit....
13:21
OH
13:21
Ocarina of Time
13:21
Cucco eggs
13:21
Daisy Kay
is there video of this
13:21
I need video clips of eggs
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
let me see....
13:21
YES
13:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CmVcvBBrM8
13:22
Jurrassic Park the Lost World for PS1 if I recall correctly
13:23
I'll be back, I'm gonna go eat
13:24
I'll let you know what else I think of
13:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMr9gW040Y8
13:57
5 minutes in
13:57
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpP1EuM7wwk
14:08
Don't know if fish eggs count, but....1:06
14:08
Daisy Kay
thanks for the egg help
14:12
Kommissar Mandar
heh, how could i forget
14:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnPeNDMgWw
14:12
Daisy Kay
i love unregistered hypercam 2
14:14
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
14:14
"Every time you die, unregister hypercam 2 grows stronger..."
14:15
Daisy Kay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M54MJbmKnSE
14:16
Kommissar Mandar
Well that is just adorable
14:16
oh boy, now I've stumbled into the rabbit hole of 'creepy easter egg' videos
14:21
Play Ashley's Song from Wario Ware backwards...get a lovely Satanic message..
14:21
Daisy Kay
I've heard it before it's just a weird coincidence.
14:22
Kommissar Mandar
That's basically what it is with all backwards music
14:23
It still intrigues me though
14:23
this now...
14:23
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc23189Edu1qedimno1_1280.png
14:23
This really creeped me out
14:23
Daisy Kay
there's very little I don't know about the Mario universe.
14:25
I think maybe.... some of the newer games I don't know much about because I never played them
14:25
?
14:25
Kommissar Mandar
That's from Mario Galaxy...the first or second I believe
14:26
I've only played a little of the first
14:26
Daisy Kay
yeah, I know.
14:27
There's also a hidden ghost in one of the new mario games.
14:27
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
14:28
Daisy Kay
Near the end of a haunted house level
14:28
right before the flagpole. You have to sit and wait for it to show up.
14:28
Kommissar Mandar
I'm looking that up
14:28
Super Mario 3D land, that's the one
14:29
Daisy Kay
yeah
14:30
Kommissar Mandar
Shit, that's creepy
14:30
Apparently it's based on a spirit from Japanese folklore
14:32
a Kodama
14:32
ain't that just the bees knees
14:33
Daisy Kay
obake are ghosts that are hidden as everyday objects
14:34
but then they come to life
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
It'd be cool if they were like...the talking objects from Beauty and the Beast, but I'm sure they're far more terrifying
14:36
Jesus christ
17:14
I've just been staring at a wall for the past 2 hours just trying to figure out how to re-write my story the way I want to
17:15
Daisy Kay
I was just lying in bed, same
17:15
Kommissar Mandar
I really hate when I get like this
17:15
Both stories, I just keep hitting roadblocks that make the plot fall apart or everything I think of is just incredibly stupid
17:19
actually it's really just the latter
17:21
Daisy Kay
well I did some thumbnails and I'm going to take a break now.
18:28
Kommissar Mandar
Nice!
18:29
I got pretty much nowhere....
18:29
Well
18:29
I have something in my head
18:29
Daisy Kay
*sways side to side, hands behind his back*
18:29
Kommissar Mandar
I think I can make it into a story
18:29
*throws down laptop and hugs you tight*
18:30
Daisy Kay
*The small boy makes a surprised noise as you squeeze him close*
18:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Kisses the tiny little chap on the lips, not letting him escape*
18:32
Daisy Kay
*chap chap*
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
*you old sport*
18:33
*pats you on the butt*
18:35
Daisy Kay
*The little teen boy blushes as you pat his rump and feel the soft crinklepants underneath his shortalls.*
18:36
Kommissar Mandar
*aww...wittle boy can't hold it in, can you?*
18:38
Daisy Kay
*blushes warmly across his freckled face "I can so..." he mumbles and looks down.*
18:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Then why do you need THESE (squeezes you hard on the rear end, scrunching up your shorts and crinklepants)?*
18:40
Daisy Kay
*bites his bottom lip. He gets quiet.*
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
*You're just a big baby aren't you! Mandy pokes the little boy on the chest, teasing him cruelly*
18:42
Daisy Kay
*rubs his feet together, looking down.*
18:43
Kommissar Mandar
*You don't mind if I take a peek....do you? The older, intimidating girl starts unfastening the buttons on your shortalls*
18:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy stands still for you. He knows the drill by now. You're amazed such a dirty little boy can still smell like sweet vanilla. His shortalls come open with ease, exposing his very poofy pants.*
18:46
Kommissar Mandar
*"D'aaww, it's okay...it's nothing to be ashamed of.." The big, older girl starts trailing kisses down your neck and slides a hand down your poofy pants...raking her nails against your soft, rear end. You know you're a little young for this kind of stuff...but...*
18:49
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bites his bottom lip. He looks up at you timidly. He closes his eyes as he feels your nails touching his bare skin.* ah...
18:50
Kommissar Mandar
*The older girl presses her big tits to your little chest, you can feel her hard nipples brushing you as she slides her hand to the front of your pants...coming very close to your boy parts*
18:52
Daisy Kay
*Daisy totally forgets about what a wimpy little boy he is for a moment as he feels the older girl press against him and touch him so dangerously close. He closes his eyes and smiles, jutting his hips forward. "Mmm, Mandy..." he smiles softly.*
18:54
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy begins to feel the younger boys cock stiffen "Aww, the wittle boy wants to get touched doesn't he?"*
18:55
Daisy Kay
*Daisy jumps forward, latching himself onto you. He wraps his lips around your tit, pulling a huge portion of it into his mouth as he sucks. He pulls backward until he's just tugging your nipple between his lips.*
18:57
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy is shocked that the young boy has the gall to be so forward, but at the same time, it feels so good...she likes feeling his mouth sucking on her hard....*
18:59
*Without even thinking about it, she unfastens the boy
18:59
the boys swaddling clothes...*
18:59
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's cock is so big for a boy his size. It points straight at you, wet and glistening at the tip. He looks up timidly, pulling away slightly so you can look at him.*
19:01
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy looks at his big, beautiful cock, when he pulls away she takes the opportunity to move her head downward...and start licking it's glistening tip.*
19:02
Daisy Kay
*Daisy smiles. He feels so good about himself, like he's a 'real man.' He holds your head and gently digs his fingers into your hair as you suck the tip of his cock. He lets out a tiny moan of pleasure.*
19:04
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy loves the sensation of her hair being pulled and takes Daisy deeper into her mouth, flicking her tongue all over the boy's cock.*
19:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy grunts a bit. He forces himself into your mouth "Suck it. Suck my cock." He commands in his sweet, boyish voice. He looks down at you. He pulls your hair back so you have to look up into his eyes.*
19:07
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy loves the feeling of being dominated by the boy and does as he bids, forcing his oversized cock down her throat, until she has the whole of it in her mouth.*
19:09
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bares his teeth. He shoves you off of his cock, making you fall back against the floor. He runs towards you and grabs your hips, flipping you over. The boy wastes no time yanking down your pants and panties. He stares at your perfect butt. He's utterly jealous of it. He can never keep his in such nice condition! He grabs one cheek and pulls it aside as he aims the tip of his cock towards your butthole. He presses the tip against it and slowly pushes in.*
19:11
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy screams in half shock half ecstacy as the boy thrusts inside her asshole...she loves getting it in the ass...it feels so good she starts drooling out of the corner of her mouth*
19:15
Daisy Kay
*Daisy keeps up his best intimidating voice, though it still cracks a bit "your ass is mine!" He pushes his cock all the way inside you "I'm gonna fuck you so hard..." he strains. He holds onto your cheeks for balance as he thrusts in and out of your tight asshole. He leans forward and gently bites your shoulder.*
19:16
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy screams even louder...moaning and scrunching her face up at the way Daisy's ravaging her body. She loves the feeling of him using a place in her that's so private and personal...and she loves the pain...*
19:19
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pounds into your ass, pushing back and forth. He gasps in surprise as he starts to cum, but he keeps fucking you. Even after he has orgasmed his erection remains nice and stiff and he uses it to send you over the edge as the slippery cum gets spread around inside of you.*
19:21
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy cries out as she cums from the way Daisy is pounding her...she loves every bit of it...she loves the way it feels to be put down and dominated by someone..She collapses on the floor, panting, trying to catch her breath*
19:24
Daisy Kay
*Daisy stands over you. He holds his limp, sticky cock in his hand as he looks at you there on the floor. He starts pissing. The hot pee splashes against your butt. He aims the stream higher, sprinkling along your back and up to your chest. He smiles proudly to himself. Even though it's childish he feels like he's claiming you by doing this. You feel the warm piss flowing over your bare skin and even trickling down between your legs, against your privates.*
19:26
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy has never been pissed on before...it's so dirty and disgusting...but a part of her can't help but like it, a boy claiming her like a dog claims it's territory.*
19:28
Daisy Kay
*Grins, hands on his hips "See? I know how to use it."*
19:29
Kommissar Mandar
*"You most certainly do.." She brings herself up to a kneeling position and kisses the boy on the lips*
19:30
Daisy Kay
*Daisy kisses back. "um... we should take a bath..." Daisy toddles over to the bathroom, zipping around the corner.*
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
*We should...I'll let you scrub me, the older girl says, smiling.*
19:32
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sits in the tub with you as bubbles surround us. He uses a soapy sponge and scrubs your back. He leans against you and sighs contentedly.*
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy purrs...she loves the feeling of Daisy against her...washing her like a little girl..*
19:36
Daisy Kay
*Nuzzles your neck*
19:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Lays against you, relaxing*
19:40
((I'll eat those doritos, if you still have them))
19:42
Daisy Kay
*slinks back over to you*
20:00
Kommissar Mandar
*Scoops you up and rests your head on her chest*
20:01
Daisy Kay
mmmph...
20:06
I just wanna be all weak and helpless.
20:06
Kommissar Mandar
aww, really?
20:06
Daisy Kay
yeah I dunno I just felt this overwhelming feeling just a moment ago...
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
heh, I can take care of you too
20:08
What would you want me to do?
20:08
Daisy Kay
um, I dunno *mumbles, twiddling his buttons*
20:09
*thinks
20:09
*The 13-year-old boy sits in the front passenger seat. He looks out the window as the street just zips by. He's squirming a bit, tugging on his shortalls. "Mom? Are we there yet?" the boy whines, rubbing his thighs together.*
20:11
Kommissar Mandar
*The boy's mother sighs..."We'll get there when we get there, Daisy.."*
20:12
*"PLEASE, give me some peace. You don't want your bottom spanked now, do you?"*
20:13
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets out a long whine "but Mom, I have to go!" his little sister giggles from the backseat "shut up, it's not funny!"*
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
*"Well you should have thought about that before we left the house, young man! We're in the middle of nowhere and I have no idea where the next rest stop is!"*
20:14
Daisy Kay
*Daisy really doesn't want to be spanked, but more than that he doesn't want to have an embarrassing accident out in the middle of nowhere. The boy scrunches up his freckled face as his tummy groans at him. He winces each time the car hits a slight bump.*
20:15
Kommissar Mandar
*"You know, I'm getting really tired of you not being able to hold it in. If you keep this up I'll put you back in pampers, 13 years old or not."*
20:17
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down. He whimpers pitifully as he feels his warm mess blooming out across his rump. He closes his eyes and then lets out a happy sigh of relief. Even though it's humiliating he feels a lot better after making a big mess in his overalls. He leans back in the car seat.*
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy looks at Daisy...a look of utter contempt coming over her face.."You did not just do what I think you did, did you?"*
20:21
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's little sister leans forward in the car seat "Daisy pooped his paa-aant, Daisy pooped his paa-aants!" she chants, teasing the older boy. Daisy whines and tucks his chin down against his chest.*
20:22
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy whips the rickety blue Cavalier over in fury, causing the tires to squeal. She gets out of the car, walks around the hood and tears open the passenger's side door. Hot with anger she rips Daisy out of his seat and tears down his pants...Exposing his rear end to everyone on the highway!*
20:24
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers as you pull down his pants. Anyone passing by can see his dirty butt. "Mommy, nooo!" he cries. His little sister jumps forward and presses her snoot against the window so she can watch.*
20:25
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy throws Daisy over the hood of the car and starts spanking Daisy as hard as she can...Daisy watches as heads turn in all the cars passing by, gawking at the display on the blue Cavi.*
20:28
Daisy Kay
*The teenage boy bawls, kicking his legs weakly as he has his poopy pants around his ankles. His butt slowly turns redder with each swat. Daisy bites on his knuckles, looking over his shoulder pathetically at his mom.*
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
*I'm only doing this so you finally learn! You're just a big baby! I didn't want to do this but...Mandy storms off and gets something out of the trunk. To your horror, it's a pair of frilly pampers that have little pink teddy bears on them*
20:32
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets out a little whimper as he sees the wussy pampers. He continues to lie there on the hood, his rear end still in the air.*
20:33
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy starts fastening the pampers over the crying boy's rear end, tossing his soiled pants to the side of the road. An obnoxious teenager from a passing car yells "nice ass, baby!" out his window.*
20:35
Daisy Kay
*Daisy is utterly mortified. He just pouts now as you lift him up and set him back on the ground. Daisy winces and looks away as the teenager teases him. He climbs back into the car. Daisy's sister Zinnia leans on head rest "He looks cuter like this anyway, Mama." the small girl states matter-of-factly.*
20:37
Kommissar Mandar
*"Well, your big brother needs to learn that if he acts like a baby, he'll be treated like one."*
20:38
Daisy Kay
*Daisy hopes he can enjoy the movie even when he's in his diaper. He holds his hands in his lap, looking down bashfully. Maybe no one will see him since it'll be dark.*
20:40
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20:41
((this is the only drawing of Zinny I have. She's clearly a big girl here))
20:41
Kommissar Mandar
aww, she's cute
20:41
*Mandy pulls into the movie theatre and everyone gets out of the car..everyone in the parking lot looks on in curiosity at the teenage boy in the frilly girly pampers*
20:42
Daisy Kay
*Daisy waddles towards the theater, holding hands with his mom and little sister. Zinny looks so proud, turning her snoot up with a big grin as she gets to look so grown-up next to her big baby brother. She wraps her arm tighter around Daisy's arm.*
20:44
Kommissar Mandar
*So many other kids with their parents turn and laugh at the boy..Daisy looks helpless at his mother but she only says "This is what you deserve, this is the only way you'll learn.."*
20:46
Daisy Kay
*Daisy stands close, feeling anxious. Lucky for you, you're able to fool the ticket taker that the boy is under 13, which gives you a discount. The boy smiles, seeing the theater getting closer, where it's nice and dark. He holds his grip on your arm tigher for a moment.*
20:48
((*blush* it seems silly but I really like nice, sweet little moments... ya know, between all the embarrassing stuff...))
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy takes the boy into the dark theatre. Her voice softens, "I'm sorry I had to do this to you, Daisy." She puts her arm around the boy so he can rest his head on her.*
20:50
Daisy Kay
*You know you did the right thing. Daisy sits between his mom and sister, his pampers crinkling a bit. His siter has a big soda which she shares with the older boy. Daisy takes a few sips, but he tries not to overdo it.*
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy pulls the boy in close when he's done drinking. She lightly brushes her nails across the young boy's smooth skin, making him break out in gooseflesh.*
20:53
Daisy Kay
*Zinny slurps her soda noisily. The sound really gets to Daisy, making him squirm. Halfway through the movie Zinny speaks up "I gotta go tinkle." she whispers to her mother and brother. As she slips down she takes Daisy's hand. Daisy looks confused as he's pulled out to the hall with his sister.*
20:55
((*blushing hardcore*))
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
((*aww*))
20:56
*Zinny pulls her brother by the hand, taking him into the ladies room. "But..this is the GIIIIRLS room, Daisy protests."*
20:57
Daisy Kay
*Zinny giggles "it's a public bathroom. There might be strangers in here! I need my big bruvver to protect me!" She tugs Daisy's arm "relax, it's not like you'll have to actually use the toilets!" She pats her brother's rump. She runs over to a stall and tugs down her panties. She lifts up her skirt and sits on the toilet, looking at Daisy. She keeps her legs spread so the boy can watch.*
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
*Daisy has never seen a girl go to the bathroom before, let alone his sister. He's suprised his little sister doesn't seem to mind him watching her in the least, in fact, she seems to be enjoying his eyes on her."
21:01
Daisy Kay
*Zinny grins smugly as she piddles into the toilet, every drop going into the bowl perfectly. Her little pussy lips part as the jet of piss comes gushing out. She sways her head back and forth, whipping her ponytail. "This is how big girls go potty. Maybe some day you'll learn how too!" she says nice and loud. Daisy blushes, feeling like he has to pee just from watching the girl going.*
21:04
Kommissar Mandar
*Zinny grins smugly..."You know, I've never seen a boy go to the bathroom before...I showed you something, how about returning the favor."*
21:06
Daisy Kay
*Daisy really wants to show that he can be a big kid too but he ends up pissing on himself. He looks down. Zinny can hear the loud hiss coming from his pampers. She still wants to catch him in the act so she pulls the boy's waistband a bit just in time to watch the stream hitting the soft padding inside.*
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
*Geez Daisy, you'll never learn will you?, she says giggling, though afterward she smiles softly. It's okay...I won't tell mom. She kisses him gently on the snoot*
21:11
Daisy Kay
*Zinny slides off the toilet and wipes herself. She shrugs "I don't see what's so hard about it. Must be a boy thing." Daisy pouts at this which only makes Zinny giggle more. She turns around and flips up her skirt, mooning the boy, shaking her little round butt at him.*
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
*Zinny looks at the boy and cocks her head to the side. "Hey Daisy...have you ever kissed a girl before?"*
21:14
Daisy Kay
*Daisy makes a face "of course I have..." he tries to look all mature as he stands there with pee on his crotch.*
21:15
Kommissar Mandar
*"Heh heh, you're bullshitting me! You've never done it! But I guess there's a first time for everything." Zinny leans forward and aggresively presses her lips against Daisy's..grazing her teeth on his lower lip.*
21:17
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's eyes go wide as he gets kissed so deeply and suddenly. His knees are bent as Zinny holds him to her level. He slowly slides downward, his rump hitting the clean tiled floor. Anyone passing by could see his diapers sticking out under the partition, but no one seems to say anything. Daisy sits on the floor, looking over at his sister. "we shouldn't do that... you're my sister! Besides, you're... too little." He winces "Mom says that's bad..."*
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
*"What mom doesn't know won't hurt her"...Zinny grabs at her brother's cock through his pampers, making him yelp*
21:20
Daisy Kay
*Zinny rubs snoots with her big brother. "I hope you never grow out of this, and I get to change your pampers and always look at your cute dick." She whispers to the boy. Zinny slides down to the floor and gently tugs the waistband. She holds the cock in her hand, exploring it with her fingers, feeling it curiously. She doesn't even care that it's soaking wet. She actually looks really excited to be holding it. She looks up at her brother, watching his reaction.*
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
*Zinny grabs her brother's cock and begins stroking it. "I like doing this for you, big bro...I like making you feel happy. I think your boy parts are the most adorable thing in the world. I like seeing the way touching you there makes you melt."*
21:25
Daisy Kay
((heh heh, I like the way we're switching back and forth between the characters *blush*))
*Daisy tilts his head back and smiles. His wet cock throbs in the girl's little hand. Zinny watches the boy. It seems so easy to please him. She leans down and licks the salty wet dick. She wraps her lips around the head and sucks on it. She feels an odd sensation, actually enjoying how her dirty big brother tastes in her mouth.*
21:28
Kommissar Mandar
*Zinny grabs her brother's hips to brace herself...pulling his cock deeper into her mouth..she gags as it hits the back of her throat but clenches her fist and works past it. The way her throat is spazzing aginst his cock drives Daisy wild.*
21:31
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gasps and shudders "Zinny, don't, you're gonna make me cuh-" he clasps his hand over his mouth, hoping no one heard him. He moans through his fingers. He looks down, at the girl's ponytailed head bobbing up and down. He places his hands on Zinny's shoulder's soothing her a bit. He tenses up, squirting a little pre against the back of Zinny's throat.*
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
*Zinny slurps down Daisy's pre-cum greedily, somehow pulling him even deeper down her throat. It hurts, but she doesn't mind pain if it gives her big brother pleasure...*
21:35
*She tightens her grip on the boy's lovely, nubile hips and bobs even faster*
21:36
Daisy Kay
*Daisy trembles as he starts to cum. His mouth hangs open and he shudders, squirting his hot cum all over your throat. It nearly overflows in your mouth. His cum tastes so sugary and sweet against your tongue. Daisy tenses up and then untenses, falling back to the floor and sighing.*
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
*Zinny falls back as well, wiping up the excess cum around her lips with her fingers and sucking it off...it reminds her of milk after some sweet cereal has been in it. Her face is red and she's panting heavily, looking at her big brother with a dreamy expression.*
21:39
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tugs at his waistband lazily, pulling it over his cock. He looks over at the girl with half-open eyes and a wide grin. He suddenly snaps out of it. "Mom's probably wonderin where we are..." He wobbles and stands up, taking your hands. He exits the women's restroom, some girls eyeing the boy and staring at him. Daisy keeps his gaze downward. As he returns to the theater he can see his mom looking over at the two of them. She gives her two kids a long look and then flashes a knowing smirk. Daisy looks nervous and ducks his head down.*
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
*Daisy's mother lowers her lips to his ear and whipsers "It's okay, sweetheart, it's normal for kids to...experiment."*
21:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks over at the movie then back to his Mommy. He climbs into the woman's lap and nuzzles her chest.*
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
*Aww, my little boy is so sweet...I wish I could just freeze you the way you are, I don't want you to grow up. I want you to stay little and perfect forever. She holds Daisy tight and kisses him on the snoot.*
21:48
Daisy Kay
*Zinny climbs into your lap as well. The little girl rubs her snoot against your chest. She whispers to you "Can we have lunch, Mama?" Daisy blushes but he looks up and seems to ask the same question with the little expression on his face.*
21:49
Kommissar Mandar
*What do you want for lunch, sweetlings?*
21:51
Daisy Kay
*Zinny nudges your breast and gives a little nip through your shirt. She blushes but she smiles. It's the one thing neither of your two kids have grown out of yet.*
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
*aww, sure my lovelies. Come on, lets go out to the car.*
21:53
*The mother walks her two children out to the blue Cavi, and has them climb in the backseat, joining them and unbuttoning her shirt*
21:54
Daisy Kay
((Mmm, if only I could suck both your nipples at once... I could try... c: ))
21:54
*The two exciteable tykes watch as you open your top, showing off your big beautiful tits. Zinny clamps down first, sucking eagerly and tasting that sweet mommy milk. Daisy takes your other nipple, pulling it hard inside his mouth and sucking deeply.*
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
*The mother strokes her children's hair as they feed. She loves the closeness that she shares with them and hopes they never grow out of it. She winces slightly at the tugging on her nipples*
21:57
Daisy Kay
*Daisy wiggles his bottom, using his pampers some more. He lets out a soft grunt and sighs. He looks up at you with a dreamy expression on his face. He licks your nipple, flicking it with his tongue. Zinny looks over at her brother, giggling with her mouth full.*
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
*The mother strokes their little backs, loving how adorable and innocent they are. She feels so at peace, just relaxing with her young ones and feeding them..*
22:02
*"Do you know how much mommy loves you? she asks them*
22:02
Daisy Kay
*Zinny nods. Daisy sits back and smiles up at you. "uh huh, and I love my Mommy very much." He places his hands between his legs, rubbing his diaper against himself.*
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
*"Good", she says, kissing the squirming little boy on the forehead.*
22:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy slinks downward and rubs his snoot between your legs.*
22:05
Kommissar Mandar
*Oh Daisy, you shouldn't think about your mother that way...but...I understand if you're curious..*
22:07
*Do you...want to see me?*
22:07
Daisy Kay
((*whispers in your ear* I'm about to explode...))
22:07
*Daisy looks down at your crotch then back up at you. He nods quickly.*
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
((For real? =O))
22:08
*Well, okay sweetheart. She removes her thong panties and lifts up her dress, revealing her mature womanhood the the young boy.*
22:09
Daisy Kay
*Daisy leans forward, cumming on himself just from looking at you. He pants and moans.*
22:09
*Flops on top of you and nuzzles.*
22:09
*gives you an open-mouth kiss*
22:11
Kommissar Mandar
*Aww, I'm glad you like what you see, darling. The mother pulls the young boy's head up to her level and returns the kiss, gently exploring Daisy's mouth with her tongue*
22:11
Daisy Kay
*smiles at you.*
22:12
Mandy... you know you gave me a really really big one just now...
22:12
Kommissar Mandar
Really? =O
22:12
Daisy Kay
*washes their privates*
22:12
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could have been there to see it...
22:14
*blushes hotly*
22:14
Heh, I thought you said that was a rare thing for you?
22:15
Daisy Kay
*blushes too*
22:15
yeah
22:15
My orgasms are slow burns. I have all these little ones and followed by a big one.
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
I'm smiling like an idiot right now
22:16
Daisy Kay
but rarely do I cum...
22:16
*sighs softly* I feel better...
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
aww, I'm glad
22:17
You sound like you had a rough day today
22:17
Daisy Kay
*Rubs their head* ooohhh... *smiles*
22:17
sometimes I wish I could cum quickly like a typical guy, or get sleepy afterward, but I guess it's better to have quality over quantity.
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
That's true
22:19
I uh
22:19
I've come across a few guys who told me they have trouble with it
22:19
and...they don't seem to have trouble with me
22:20
Daisy Kay
yeah. It's not... NOT having an orgasm...
22:20
like a lot of guys... I have um
22:20
I have feminine orgasms.
22:21
It's intense. I can feel them internally.
22:21
It can feel so much like a regular orgasm...
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
That's probably a lot better than what a typical guy feels
22:21
I'm so glad I could do that for you..
22:22
Daisy Kay
Don't ever worry about me being unsatisfied.
22:22
because I'll assure you that I am.
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
Heh, I worry a lot about that
22:22
Daisy Kay
One girl I was with got so depressed that I didn't cum...
22:22
and I tried to explain to her how my orgasms work but she didn't believe me.
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
I actually get really nervous about you just...I don't know, being dissappointed with me in real life
22:23
I believe you, I'm the same way
22:23
That's how girls work, and well...I've been with both
22:23
Daisy Kay
I would love to know that you orgasm often, even without me touching you
22:23
like...
22:23
you could be touching yourself or rubbing, or... using something
22:23
Kommissar Mandar
I use something
22:24
Daisy Kay
and I would be happy with that.
22:24
*nuzzles your neck.*
22:24
haha, um...
22:24
Kommissar Mandar
heh, I just worry
22:24
Daisy Kay
we had a gay dog.
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
That's common in dogs
22:25
Daisy Kay
she chewed up my roommate's dildo. It was funny and tragic.
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
They fuck for dominance
22:25
ahaha
22:25
Daisy Kay
because now the plastic was too sharp to use. Oh well, cest la vie.
22:25
She fuckin loved pussy apparently.
22:25
She chewed the crotch out of underwear and jeans if you left it lying around.
22:26
Nasty dog
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
oh jeez...
22:26
Daisy Kay
haha yeah
22:26
She ate pants
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
pants eater
22:26
Daisy Kay
*eats your pants*
22:26
*licks your pussy*
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
ooooohhh
22:27
Daisy Kay
I don't like, do much eating out, but
22:27
I love just quickly putting my face down there
22:27
*blush* heh heh
22:27
just diving in for a moment.
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
I just hope you don't find me dull in real life
22:27
Daisy Kay
I'm not.
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
I like the sound of that..
22:27
Daisy Kay
I'm gonna cuddle you and doll you up
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
I just get nervous meeting people, lol
22:28
Daisy Kay
*pulls you into her arms and rocks you.*
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
aww...
22:28
Daisy Kay
Lil baby *pinches your toes.*
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
I've never had anything like that done to me before
22:29
You can doll me up and rock me as much as you want : 3
22:29
Daisy Kay
I've always been the one as the caretaker.
22:29
It's like my natural state.
22:29
I'm going to dress you up like a turn-of-the-century street tough
22:30
with a lil newsboy cap.
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
aww haha
22:30
GET YA PAPES
22:30
Daisy Kay
haha if I had that stuff
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
I have a cap like that lol
22:30
Daisy Kay
yeah?
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
Yup
22:30
kind of like it
22:31
Daisy Kay
There are like, two kinds...
22:31
Kommissar Mandar
http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/07/13/george-rr-martin---credit-karolina-webb_custom-f55e7468bf1390094e2995cc4f26d8e6a8f7ab47-s6-c30.jpg
22:31
George RR Martin wears my hat
22:31
Daisy Kay
there's a one with a brim that is called a gatsby and with the brim completely covered called a flat cap.
22:31
he he
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
It's the only hat I own, other than the tails one
22:32
Daisy Kay
now that
22:33
is a baby's hat
22:33
*tickles your tummy*
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
Ye : 3
22:33
I also have Knuckles slippers...
22:33
Daisy Kay
One day I should get some footy pajamas for you.
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
Now I haven't worn those in a long time
22:33
They'd look adorable
22:34
Daisy Kay
then you wont slip around in the kitchen.
22:34
*pats your butt*
22:34
*yawns and pulls you close* I'm so excited...
22:34
you're going to be here soon.
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
I am : 3
22:35
Daisy Kay
Your bed is arriving on the same day you leave.
22:35
cutting it a bit close, but at least it'll be here.
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
yay!
22:35
I'm so excited too..
22:35
nervous, but very excited
22:35
Daisy Kay
I'll be so relaxed.
22:35
no more stress *yawns*
22:35
*curls up*
22:36
*presses up against you.*
22:36
Kommissar Mandar
*Takes you in her arms and nuzzles you*
22:36
*kisses your forehead*
22:36
Monday, 26. May 2014
Daisy Kay
*smooch*
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
*smooches your smeech*
09:35
Daisy Kay
c:
11:02
I hope I'll have time to do some house cleaning today
11:03
Kommissar Mandar
I just got in from outside
12:15
Daisy Kay
hi there little outdoor critter
12:15
Kommissar Mandar
bah, everything froze
12:26
Daisy Kay
oh no
12:26
frozen
12:26
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
12:26
I saw your frozen pic
12:26
I think I actually got color today, my skin feels so weird
12:27
Daisy Kay
*touches your skin*
12:27
Kommissar Mandar
*sizzle*
12:28
How's your day going?
12:29
Daisy Kay
Just fine. Working on getting ahead of schedule by starting early this week. Also I'm going to finish a book I started a long time ago by adding some extra pages. 12 pages are already done and they're really lush.
12:30
Kommissar Mandar
ooh nice
12:32
I'll get it when it's done
12:32
Daisy Kay
I could jus' give it to ya.
12:32
*cuddles you up*
12:32
Kommissar Mandar
aww, I like contributing
12:32
*purrs*
12:33
Daisy Kay
Well yeah but
12:34
You'll be livin wiff me
12:34
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
12:34
Daisy Kay
We share all things
12:34
Kommissar Mandar
aww...that makes me happy
12:34
You can borrow all my makeup, if its your thing
12:36
Daisy Kay
heheheh
12:36
might as well
12:36
Kommissar Mandar
I really wanna have fun with your eyes : 3
12:37
Put thick eyeliner on them
12:37
Daisy Kay
this show is so nippley.
12:41
Kommissar Mandar
hah you're watching game of thrones?
12:42
(wait'll they start cutting nipples off, then it gets interesting)
12:42
Daisy Kay
it's all nipples.
12:43
Kommissar Mandar
all nipples, all the time
12:43
The nipple network
12:43
I irrevocably fucked up Phantasmagoria and now the games unwinnable lol
12:45
Daisy Kay
it's playing season 2 right now.
12:45
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't get the very, very, very, last item that you need.
12:45
So...screw it, I'm moving on to Harvester
12:46
Daisy Kay
ugh what an annoying game
12:46
I'm glad they don't make adventure games unwinnable anymore.
12:46
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I thought it would be...more forgiving than the King's Quest games at least
12:46
but nope
12:46
Daisy Kay
It's one thing to be stuck because you need to use your brain
12:47
it's another to be stuck because you didn't pick up an item that you can not possibly get at the end of the game.
12:47
Kommissar Mandar
Exactly, but when the puzzles are so goddamn counter intuitive...
12:47
Its such bullshit
12:47
Daisy Kay
That is not a challenge.
12:47
Kommissar Mandar
You need to go to this little crypt all the way at the end of the yard and get a crucifix
12:48
Daisy Kay
That isn't "hard." That is wasting your time.
12:48
Kommissar Mandar
Like, my husband is running around laughing with an axe
12:48
Why would I think to do that?
12:48
Daisy Kay
The only way it could be interesting is if the item you collect simply gives you an alternate ending.
12:48
man, if my Saturn was workin
12:49
I'd have you play Blazing Dragons.
12:49
Kommissar Mandar
I believe there is an alternate ending where you can "save" Don, but I got neither lol
12:49
oooh, what's that?
12:50
Saturn was one of those consoles I thought looked really cool, but didn't know anyone who had it
12:50
Daisy Kay
it's a silly point and click adventure game with weird looking cartoon dragons
12:50
Kommissar Mandar
So I never got to play it
12:50
Daisy Kay
Maybe it can be repaired. The audio is just messed up.
12:51
Kommissar Mandar
Sounds like my kind of thing
12:51
Daisy Kay
I could either get another Saturn or simply buy it for the PS1.
12:51
Kommissar Mandar
I have a PS2 so that works too
12:51
Daisy Kay
I also have a PS2.
12:52
Could always use a second one.
12:53
ooh
12:53
I could make you play Seaman
12:53
Kommissar Mandar
*beavis and butthead laugh*
12:54
Daisy Kay
of course I might have to help you since it's hard to know what to do
12:54
raising them to a certain age can be difficult.
12:54
Kommissar Mandar
What kind of game is it?
12:54
Daisy Kay
Well, you raise these little tadpoles and they grow into fish with human faces
12:55
Kommissar Mandar
I wanna look them up, but nothings working of course
12:55
Daisy Kay
and you use a microphone to talk to them.
12:55
Kommissar Mandar
Fish with human faces?
12:56
That just sounds creepy...
12:56
My curiosity is peaked
12:56
I'm picturing like...Thomas the Tank engine with fins
12:56
Daisy Kay
yes.
12:57
Then they grow into frogs with human faces.
12:57
but that is only if you beat the game.
12:57
I have a save file with a finished version of the game.
12:58
Kommissar Mandar
I want to see these abominations first hand
12:58
Daisy Kay
You can view it before you start fresh.
12:58
c:
12:58
YOU WILL!
12:58
Kommissar Mandar
=D
12:58
Daisy Kay
Also the game is narrated by Leonard Nemoy
12:58
Kommissar Mandar
Oh shit
12:58
You raise them akin to virtual pets?
13:00
I had a lot of games like that growing up, but not with frog people
13:00
Daisy Kay
It's probably the weirdest virtual pet game
13:01
and best
13:01
The more you talk to the Seaman the more it learns
13:02
it even starts asking you questions, personal stuff
13:02
Kommissar Mandar
It's like a furby in that sense, I suppose?
13:02
oh god
13:02
Daisy Kay
and it saves this information
13:02
Kommissar Mandar
"Human, where do we go when we die?"
13:02
"Why do you cry in the night, human?"
13:03
This sounds creepy as hell, I'm all over it
13:03
Daisy Kay
c:
13:05
I can't wait to share my toys with you
13:05
Kommissar Mandar
eeee : 3
13:06
I'm so excited
13:06
I don't know if you like the Legacy of Kain games, but I have some of them you could try
13:09
Blood Omen, the first one, is my favorite game for PS1
13:10
It's somewhat like Zelda, only you play as a very angry vampire
13:11
Daisy Kay
I have a gameshark. It's fun to hack games after you beat them.
13:12
Kommissar Mandar
oooooh I never had one
13:12
I had a Game Genie, that's it
13:12
for genesis
13:12
Daisy Kay
The Game Genie was the best
13:13
made my own codes
13:13
Kommissar Mandar
What'd you make codes for?
13:13
Daisy Kay
all games, mostly Mario 1 though.
13:14
That was just the easiest game to hack.
13:15
Kommissar Mandar
I never knew any hacks
13:16
What could you do with Mario 1?
13:16
Daisy Kay
make it messed up.
13:18
I loved to glitch out games honestly.
13:18
I did a lot of cart tilting before it was even a thing.
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
haha I remember that
13:19
Daisy Kay
I remembering tilting Mario 2...
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
You could do crazy shit with ocarina of time
13:19
Daisy Kay
and getting to play a whole new kind of game.
13:19
Kommissar Mandar
that's rad as hell
13:20
Daisy Kay
It was hard because there was just all kinds of stuff filling the screen.
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
I played so much Mario 2 but I never beat it
13:20
Daisy Kay
The level layouts were completely changed.
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
oh damn
13:20
It's like playing god
13:20
Daisy Kay
I also found a hidden limerick in A Boy And His Blob.
13:20
Kommissar Mandar
ooh
13:20
Daisy Kay
Most people had only seen a half-finished version
13:21
But I found the whole thing before anyone else.
13:21
Kommissar Mandar
damn..
13:21
Daisy Kay
haha
13:22
Kommissar Mandar
I actually have an Ocarina of Time cart we could try tilting
13:22
Daisy Kay
it's dumb as hell
13:22
http://tcrf.net/File:ABoyAndHisBlobD7.png
13:22
"just doing my blob"
13:23
that sounds gross, kid
13:23
Kommissar Mandar
meh, none of my crap is working so I can't see it
13:23
What a boy does with his blob is a very personal thing
13:24
I know in early development with Ocarina of Time, they were planning on having a second quest
13:25
but scrapped it
13:25
Daisy Kay
yeah
13:25
Kommissar Mandar
When you tilt the cart you can actually access bits and pieces of it
13:25
Daisy Kay
I like lookin at vids of the weird 4th day glitch in Majora's Mask.
13:25
Kommissar Mandar
oooh that too
13:26
Daisy Kay
ohh yeah and
13:26
all the stuff hidden in Banjo Kazooie
13:26
that you can get with the gameshark
13:26
Kommissar Mandar
that one egg...if I recall
13:26
Daisy Kay
I'm sure one of my n64 gamesharks still works
13:26
Kommissar Mandar
there was some hidden item in that game
13:26
Daisy Kay
yeah and the dead bottles thing
13:26
Kommissar Mandar
heh
13:27
Daisy Kay
where player 2 can possess enemies and they can either make the fighter easier or harder
13:27
Kommissar Mandar
I remember the glitch in OoT, where you could replace all your items with bottles
13:27
beat Ganon with a bottle
13:27
Daisy Kay
I played as Master Hand in the original Smash Brothers
13:27
I just love playing games as they were not intended.
13:28
Kommissar Mandar
That's the best part : 3
13:28
I STILL have not found this one hack for OoT
13:29
where you can access the original test areas
13:29
areas that look nothing like what's in the final game, very wonky looking
13:30
I've tried so hard to get it to work
13:30
Daisy Kay
you ever play Paper Mario
13:30
I forget if I asked
13:30
Kommissar Mandar
I played it at a friends house, I never had it
13:30
Daisy Kay
okay well I got that
13:30
Kommissar Mandar
=D
13:30
Daisy Kay
I thiiiiink you can access the test rooms with the gameshark.
13:30
in oot
13:31
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, you can either do that or do it with a rom
13:31
I tried doing it with a rom and couldn't get it to work
13:31
The last Legacy of Kain game had an amazing cheat
13:33
play the whole thing with cartoon graphics
13:33
welp, imma do the laundry and try and unfuck the computer
13:38
Daisy Kay
hi bee.
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
Hey you
20:14
Just got done packing
20:14
Daisy Kay
*smiles*
20:15
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses your snoot*
20:15
Daisy Kay
*boops snoops*
20:16
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
20:17
Daisy Kay
I took advil PMs so I hope I can get up early tomorrow and get any packages that arrive.
20:18
Kommissar Mandar
Have some trippy dreams
20:19
Yeah, my debit card should get there soon
20:19
I'm also sending another package there
20:19
Daisy Kay
to the office?
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
just small stuff
20:19
no
20:19
your house
20:20
Daisy Kay
I think I only
20:20
oh
20:20
you know my street address?
20:20
I was not sure
20:20
Kommissar Mandar
yup!
20:20
Daisy Kay
I gave you 220 N St Rt 7
20:20
Kommissar Mandar
302 walker street right?
20:20
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:20
why did I forget
20:20
Kommissar Mandar
That's okay, I forget everything
20:21
I've got itchy splotches of sunburn on me =(
20:22
Daisy Kay
that is why I always wear something around my neck
20:23
also hats
20:23
Kommissar Mandar
I was in the pool
20:23
I can see everywhere I missed with my sunscreen
20:24
Daisy Kay
hehe c:
20:24
Kommissar Mandar
My Irish skin can't handle sunlight
20:24
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
In AZ I had to keep 50 spf sunblock in my pocket at all times lol
20:26
Daisy Kay
you seen my freckles
20:26
I got badly burned in LA.
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
aww, you have freckles?
20:26
Daisy Kay
like, bright red
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
*looks closely at your pics*
20:26
ooh, now I see
20:27
they look cute : 3
20:28
Daisy Kay
They're all over my body, almost.
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
I'm the same way
20:30
i have them on my arms and shoulders
20:30
Daisy Kay
Just forever stained on my shoulders yeah
20:30
Kommissar Mandar
they stop about there though
20:30
Daisy Kay
so blotchy
20:31
Kommissar Mandar
haha you got really badly burned on the shoulders?
20:31
Daisy Kay
no
20:31
freckles
20:31
I also have a few of those...
20:31
Kommissar Mandar
I have a permanent tan and freckles there because I got reeeally badly burned once on the shoulders
20:31
Daisy Kay
tiny blood-red freckles.
20:31
I used to wonder what those were
20:31
turns out it's just some really strong pigmentation.
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
In 5th grade I got a 2nd degree burn from the sun
20:32
I don't think I've seen those
20:32
Daisy Kay
they are teeny tiny red dots
20:32
do you have moles
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
Just a small one on my arm
20:33
Daisy Kay
I have a bunch here and there.
20:33
I did recently get a mole on my face. It's just on the left side, around the jaw. No color to it.
20:34
Kommissar Mandar
like a beauty mark : 3
20:35
I've only ever had the one
20:35
Daisy Kay
my dumb irish body is just
20:36
little dots everywhere
20:36
Kommissar Mandar
You're Irish too?
20:36
cool : 3
20:37
I have one of the most Irish names ever
20:37
Amanda Erin Mullen
20:37
Daisy Kay
I told you my hair used to be
20:38
Kommissar Mandar
I'm never called Amanda though
20:38
Daisy Kay
really really bright red
20:38
Kommissar Mandar
When did it change again?
20:38
Daisy Kay
just gradually as I got older
20:38
also the curls
20:38
really large curls. Not like all tight and small
20:39
Kommissar Mandar
You were like Chuckie when you were little : 3
20:39
The Rugrat, not the doll
20:39
My blonde hair turned brown when I was 10 and never came back
20:40
What's you zip code again?
20:56
Daisy Kay
64080
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
thankya
20:57
Daisy Kay
what kind of phone do you have
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
An LG Optimus
20:57
Daisy Kay
if you ever need to call 816-588-8915
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
Cheap and simple
20:58
ah thanks
20:58
I was gonna ask you for that so I could call in case I got lost lo
20:58
lol*
20:58
Though, I don't know how much service my phone will have out there
20:59
I barely have service here lol
20:59
My number is 631-578-6104
21:00
Daisy Kay
I am payng $101 a month on my iphone
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
Oh good gravy
21:00
Daisy Kay
I have no idea what the extra 1 is for
21:00
my phone was free
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
I pay $35 a month with Virgin mobile
21:01
the service is very spotty though
21:01
My phone was $200
21:01
Daisy Kay
I just was like
21:01
I need an iphone that I can use when I travel
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
but I find it to be a lot better than when I had an iphone
21:02
The battery is just too short on them
21:02
Daisy Kay
I keep my iphone plugged in most of the time.
21:03
it can last at least 1 day being unplugged with minimal use but I try not to keep it that way
21:03
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I need more than that lol
21:04
I forget to plug it in a lot
21:05
This has been my favorite phone
21:07
The worst one I had was a Droid
21:07
Though it met a sad fate at the Salt River in AZ
21:07
Tuesday, 27. May 2014
Daisy Kay
hey cookieface
10:35
Kommissar Mandar
Hullo
10:49
My shit locked up again
10:49
Daisy Kay
*hugga bug*
10:49
cookie cookie cookie
10:49
Kommissar Mandar
I do it all for the cookie
10:50
That was an amazing song
10:51
Cookie Monster sings Limp Bizkit
10:52
Daisy Kay
cocky
10:53
Kommissar Mandar
*stuffs cookies in your face*
10:55
alright, I gotta hit the bank and get an oil change
11:08
change my earls
11:08
Daisy Kay
go! go!
11:08
feel free to text me anytime
11:08
Kommissar Mandar
okay : 3
11:09
Daisy Kay
I can't believe they used a stock fart sound in this show. I thought with their high production values that they would have made an original one.
13:39
Kommissar Mandar
Ahahaha
13:40
I know the scene your talking about
13:40
Dolorous Edd
13:40
The Wilhelm Fart
13:40
The wilhelm fart just kills your immersion man...
13:43
I'm picking all the bacon out of this potato salad
13:44
There's something about soggy, cold bacon that is just skeevy..
13:44
Daisy Kay
haha
13:45
I do a lot of my own sound editing
13:45
so I've heard, like...
13:46
EVERY canned sound there is.
13:46
Kommissar Mandar
I'll bet
13:46
I can pick out a few
13:46
my favorites being
13:46
That one rooster crow that's used in EVERYTHING
13:46
That stock "hell" ambience
13:47
Daisy Kay
I just know 'em when I hear 'em.
13:48
Kommissar Mandar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbdLYtK9pPs
13:48
Daisy Kay
I'm like "hey I used that."
13:48
Kommissar Mandar
You'll know this one
13:48
Daisy Kay
oh, uh...
13:49
Kommissar Mandar
It's been in a ton of games, a couple cartoons and horror movies
13:49
Daisy Kay
for horror sounds
13:49
there are a dozen screams I recognize
13:49
and the baby cry
13:49
no one has made a new stock baby crying
13:49
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
13:49
Daisy Kay
it's always the same baby
13:49
Kommissar Mandar
It is all the same baby
13:49
jinx
13:49
Daisy Kay
like
13:50
it's actually kinda funny in the Conker game
13:50
when you basically hear every "spooky sound CD" sound play in the graveyard.
13:50
Kommissar Mandar
haha yes
13:50
Hallmark Halloween sounds
13:51
Daisy Kay
1001 Spooky Farts
13:51
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
13:51
The Fart over Innsmouth
13:51
Daisy Kay
one of the weirder screams was made popular by the show Flapjack
13:51
whenever I use it people say "hey that's from Flapjack!"
13:52
haha
13:52
It has existed long before that though.
13:52
it's just this guttural "OOOOH!"
13:52
Kommissar Mandar
I've probably heard it
13:52
I want to make a haunted house one day
13:52
I WANTED so bad to make a haunted house at my friends for Halloween
13:52
He literally has the pool from Poltergiest in his backyard...
13:53
I wanted to put fake skeletons in it
13:53
Daisy Kay
yeah
13:53
Kommissar Mandar
Go in there, cover myself in mud
13:53
Daisy Kay
I would love to make a haunted house again some day.
13:53
Kommissar Mandar
Scare the bejeezus out of people by coming out and screaming "THEY ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!"
13:54
Heh, my friend's house looked haunted all by itself without any help
13:54
Daisy Kay
One of the cooler things to do, is like... just set up all these partitions...
13:54
Kommissar Mandar
It would have been amazing with horror sounds and decorations
13:54
Daisy Kay
so that you have to walk around it like a maze
13:54
Kommissar Mandar
oh shit
13:54
Get a fog machine
13:54
Daisy Kay
design it just right so that you lead them around
13:54
rather than getting them lost in your house haha
13:55
in the front door and out the back door.
13:55
Kommissar Mandar
that would be amazing
13:55
Daisy Kay
by the way, don't open the back door.
13:55
My back door is busted.
13:55
Kommissar Mandar
ah
13:56
Daisy Kay
it's being held in place by being closed.
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
Don't Go In The Basement
13:56
Daisy Kay
haha
13:56
No basement.
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
I love that song
13:56
Daisy Kay
I'm glad I don't have one anymore
13:56
you mean the sally cruikshank video?
13:56
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah Basements be trouble
13:56
I believe so
13:56
Daisy Kay
Quasi At The Quackadero
13:57
I just like saying that.
13:57
Kommissar Mandar
yup that one
13:57
Daisy Kay
I have said it a few times during LPs just
13:57
throwing it out there
13:57
Just to evoke Q sounds
13:57
the "comedy K."
13:57
Kommissar Mandar
When I hear the word Quackadero
13:58
I just picture two ducks having a Mexican stand-off
13:58
See now
13:59
Daisy Kay
I love that scene she did for Twilight Zone movie
13:59
Kommissar Mandar
The best creepy sounds to use
13:59
Daisy Kay
where she killed Bart Simpson
13:59
Kommissar Mandar
Is anything from the Conet Project
13:59
Daisy Kay
run, Ethel, run!
13:59
Kommissar Mandar
I haven't seen that
13:59
Daisy Kay
woah
13:59
it's the only one worth watching
13:59
The rest of the movie leaves a bad taste in your mouth once you know what happened to Vic Morrow.
14:00
Kommissar Mandar
I've seen a lot of the Twilight zone, but not the movie
14:00
what happened to him?
14:01
Daisy Kay
Although I guess some people do like John Lithgow playing William Shatner's character in Nightmare At 20,000 Feet
14:01
oh
14:01
he and two kids were killed during a stunt with a helicopter.
14:02
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god...he was that guy...
14:02
I saw that happen
14:02
Daisy Kay
If you ever really payed attention to films made after the mid-80s hardly any scenes involve helicopters.
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
But didn't remember the guys name
14:03
Daisy Kay
unless they are far away
14:03
Kommissar Mandar
Die Hard had a bunch
14:03
but yeah
14:04
that was a terrible thing to watch
14:04
One of those videos that stuck with me
14:04
Daisy Kay
I don't ever watch those kind of videos anymore.
14:05
as a grown up I just thought "I don't need to see how it happened."
14:05
haha
14:05
me grown up
14:05
Kommissar Mandar
I'm a very morbidly curious person, I can't resist
14:05
Daisy Kay
so yeah
14:06
helicopter ban in Hollywood
14:06
Kommissar Mandar
For good reason
14:06
I have never been in a helicopter and I never will be
14:06
I don't like them, I don't trust them
14:07
Daisy Kay
it's fine as long as you aren't IN A STORM or BLOWING TONS OF WIND AT IT ON PURPOSE.
14:07
haha man what a bunch of assholes
14:07
Kommissar Mandar
I'd rather avoid the altogether
14:07
Daisy Kay
it makes me think of that guy...
14:08
Kommissar Mandar
who?
14:08
Daisy Kay
The guy who made that old film about Noah's Ark
14:09
it's the reason there are stunt regulations now.
14:09
that was the movie where extras got drowned during a flood scene
14:10
Kommissar Mandar
oh christ...
14:11
Daisy Kay
haha man people were DUMB back then.
14:11
Kommissar Mandar
Regulations for pretty much anything are usually a result of stupidity which resulted in tragedy
14:12
I'm reminded of this one video I saw that's been in like all the "creepy/unnerving" shit threads
14:13
Of that night club that burned down
14:13
Faulty stage wiring
14:14
Overcrowded club
14:14
I think the band was called The Sharks or something
14:14
but it was just a really fucked up thing to watch
14:14
Everyone made for the door at once and people were crammed in this little hallway while everything was on fire
14:15
The Station, that was it
14:15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire
14:16
Daisy Kay
kittens and teddybears
14:18
kittens holding stuffed animals
14:19
Kommissar Mandar
*hugs you like a teddybear*
14:19
Daisy Kay
so you are a kitten now
14:19
Kommissar Mandar
Ye
14:19
I'm a kitten attaching myself to your shirt
14:20
Daisy Kay
Hmm. I should make a shirt that's like those clingy animal shirts except make it more bloody.
14:22
I'm sure it might have been done before, but has it been done with a cute animal?
14:22
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think so
14:24
A cute little kitten clawing your back raw : 3
14:24
Daisy Kay
man...
14:29
I hate every other smug character in this
14:29
I just don't like when they don't get what's coming to them.
14:29
It's not fun if the proud asshole remains proud.
14:29
Kommissar Mandar
Hah
14:32
It takes a while in this show
14:32
But believe me
14:32
Everyone gets whats coming to them
14:33
Daisy Kay
as long as it happens
14:33
Kommissar Mandar
Especially Cersei : 3
14:33
But I won't spoil anything
14:33
That's the fun of it though
14:33
You get to watch everyone build their own house of cards for so long....and it makes it so much more special when it comes down on their heads : 3
14:33
Daisy Kay
I just have a feeling something will happen to that shitty boy king soon.
14:34
Kommissar Mandar
hueheuhue : 3
14:34
Daisy Kay
There's no way he can survive on his own if he attacks everyone at once.
14:35
He's kinda dumb
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
You'll see
14:35
Daisy Kay
not even realistic
14:35
just sort dumb dumb dumb
14:35
he's gonna undo himself.
14:35
Kommissar Mandar
He's like Cartman and Mackaulay Culkin from The Good Son had a baby
14:36
Daisy Kay
He would whip a tiger and then wonder why his throat is being ripped out
14:36
Kommissar Mandar
But he's a lot more Cartman
14:36
So when he's left to his own devices and doesn't have mom or grandpa wiping his ass...he fucks up big time
14:36
Daisy Kay
I like characters like Pokey/Porky from Earthbound.
14:36
Kommissar Mandar
Pokey's my favorite! =D
14:36
Daisy Kay
A rotten little shit that has zero power but then
14:37
somehow becomes the most evil being in the universe
14:37
haha
14:37
I dunno that is the most fascinating villain arc.
14:37
Kommissar Mandar
He is used though, essentially
14:37
Daisy Kay
Not the "he was good but tragedy turned him bad" or
14:37
Kommissar Mandar
I like when the underdog gets his day
14:38
Daisy Kay
"he always was evil and just used cunning"
14:38
but rather
14:38
someone who just starts as obnoxious and annoying
14:38
and then, when you least expect it, has real power.
14:38
wasn't Kefka like that in FF3/6
14:39
Kommissar Mandar
Kefka was essentially insane and loved chaos
14:40
Daisy Kay
He started out pretty weak
14:40
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
14:40
Daisy Kay
so yeah
14:40
another good example
14:40
Kommissar Mandar
Those are my favorite villians
14:40
Nihilistic villains who like chaos for the sake of chaos
14:40
Its what makes me like skull kid so much more than Ganon
14:41
Daisy Kay
oh
14:41
Kommissar Mandar
Ganon is pretty typcial, just wants to rule the world
14:41
Daisy Kay
I love the villain that disrupts the plans of the "main" villain.
14:41
Kommissar Mandar
Majora/skull kid just wants to destroy it
14:41
Daisy Kay
that is a close second
14:41
just like
14:42
a wild card
14:42
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
14:42
Trashcan Man from The Stand
14:42
Daisy Kay
main bad guy is like "hey wait, I'm the one that-"
14:42
and bam
14:42
dethroned by some weirdo
14:42
Kommissar Mandar
I brought you the big fire, boss : 3
14:42
Daisy Kay
combine those two types and like
14:42
that's the ultimate bad guy
14:42
Kommissar Mandar
That's also why I like Littlefinger
14:43
He's the dude behind the scenes who's basically the puppetmaster of everything
14:43
Him and Varys are the only ones with real power
14:44
I always think of them like the Red and Blue spy in TF2 lol
14:45
Daisy Kay
I don't like the smugness.
14:46
Kommissar Mandar
I like smugness : 3
14:46
Daisy Kay
There have to be moments where they get embarrassed.
14:46
otherwise it's no fun.
14:46
Kommissar Mandar
You see that more with Varys
14:46
When Grandma Tyrell starts hitting on him
14:47
Daisy Kay
I mean
14:47
when someone like
14:47
Kommissar Mandar
"What happens when the decrepit bumps against the non-existant?" *wink*'
14:47
Daisy Kay
constantly has a grin thinking they know everything
14:47
Kommissar Mandar
and he just makes the weirdest face
14:47
Daisy Kay
It's so much more satisfying to see that grin disappear
14:47
Kommissar Mandar
They kind of do though
14:47
They at least no more than everyone around them
14:48
Or they're just Merpeople
14:48
Don't care what anybody says, I'm still committed to that theory
14:49
And I would never stop being smug if I was secretly a mermaid
14:51
Anyway
14:54
I think Cersei is just the most fun character
14:54
To watch fall
14:54
Without spoiling too much
14:54
She becomes pretty much as ridiculous as her son
14:54
At one point she's gaining weight
14:55
And she has all her servants beaten for "shrinking her clothes"
14:55
And then what finally happens to her is just absolutely beautiful
14:56
The only thing that tops it is what happens to Tywin : 3
14:56
Daisy Kay
haha
15:00
is that next season or season 2
15:00
I'm still on 2, ep 4.
15:00
Kommissar Mandar
Tywin's commuppance actually hasn't happened yet
15:00
it's happening this season
15:00
the next episode or the one after, I believe
15:01
I hope they make it as satisfying as it was in the book, but this show never seems to have a problem with that
15:01
Cersei's commuppance doesn't happen till waayy later, probably not for the next 2 season's of the show
15:02
But
15:02
You just get to watch her make horrible decision after horrible decision for so long...and you just know that everything is going to backfire on her in some way.
15:03
Daisy Kay
a fatso
15:03
Kommissar Mandar
You didn't get to the introduction of the Tyrells yet, at least not Grandma Tyrell
15:05
Ornary old people who do not give a FUCK anymore are my favorite
15:05
Daisy Kay
it would be easier to watch this if it were on Prime with the other HBO shows.
15:13
but no they didn't wanna give up their highest rated show to people willing to spend $70 a year on Amazon.
15:14
still worth it. I still get free 2-day shipping for everythin.
15:14
has a skeleton ever crawled out of your vagina
15:21
i hate when that happens
15:21
Kommissar Mandar
It'd be cool if that's how periods worked
15:30
Holy shit it looks like there's gonna be a tornado outside
15:58
Daisy Kay
in NJ?
16:06
Kommissar Mandar
Yup
16:06
Oh, I've seen them here
16:06
not very big
16:06
But little ones have happened
16:06
Daisy Kay
dust devils
16:06
Kommissar Mandar
haha
16:07
I guess that's what you'd call them
16:07
Not enough to do serious damage, but enough to look really fucking scary.
16:07
Daisy Kay
I shaved my body and then took a loooong shower.
20:17
Kommissar Mandar
ooooooh
20:17
You probably feel so smoooth
20:17
Daisy Kay
not really
20:17
just less hairy.
20:17
I will sweep the floor later...
20:17
Kommissar Mandar
Are you naturally hairy?
20:18
Daisy Kay
eh, it's in patches that I would like to
20:19
eliminate.
20:19
I know I shouldn't be so down about my body
20:20
Kommissar Mandar
I want to be hairless except for my head and eyebrows
20:21
You have a lovely body from what I've seen of it
20:21
I'm just so upset I broke the nail on my left ringfinger
20:22
I might have a tip put on it before I go
20:22
It's hard to type because my fingers are so uneven now lol
20:23
Daisy Kay
*pulls you into a hug*
20:25
I bet your bush looks really cute.
20:25
Kommissar Mandar
haha, I don't have a bush, I have a hardwood floor
20:25
Daisy Kay
just sayin, if it ever grew out...
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
I dunno I just hate having any hair down there
20:26
Daisy Kay
me too.
20:26
It has to be...
20:26
light.
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...when my bush grows in it's out of control...
20:27
Daisy Kay
I would shave my pubic hair and armpits off completely BUT you're supposed to keep some...
20:27
Kommissar Mandar
Like 70s porno out of control
20:27
Daisy Kay
it's more hygenic.
20:27
those are areas of your body that need at least a little hair.
20:27
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
20:27
I never knew that
20:27
I shave my pits bare
20:27
Daisy Kay
do you ever get, like, any rashes
20:28
Kommissar Mandar
I thought it would be more hygenic to have no hair there
20:28
Daisy Kay
It leads to rashes and yeast infections, sorry so gross but true.
20:28
Kommissar Mandar
I get occasional dermatitis
20:28
but not in any areas with hair
20:28
I've never had a yeast infection, I wouldn't even know what one would look like if I had it
20:29
Daisy Kay
looks like yeast
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
I honestly think I have some kind of allergy to cigarettes/nicotine
20:29
Daisy Kay
hahaha
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
That's the yeast of my worries
20:29
Daisy Kay
ha ha
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
But
20:29
My ex boyfriend was a chain smoker and always had cigarette residue on his hands
20:30
And I would break out into huge, itchy rashes
20:30
but yeah...I've definitely never had yeast down there
20:31
It's always been something I'm afraid of
20:31
I'm pissed that my acne is acting up again, it frustrates me to no end
20:32
Daisy Kay
I'm only concerned that it's painful.
20:32
I always think it's
20:32
cute
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
It gets painful
20:32
Daisy Kay
I'm weird about it
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
aww really?
20:32
Daisy Kay
of course you knew this
20:33
yeah!
20:33
Kommissar Mandar
You'll love my acne scars then
20:33
Daisy Kay
I always talk about how a series of dots and marks and moles and pimples and acne looks cute
20:33
Kommissar Mandar
I'm in luck then lol
20:34
My face will never be one color again because of all the acne I've had over the years
20:34
When I was 17-20 was the WORST
20:34
Because I got these pimples that would hurt so bad
20:34
they left the worst scars, too
20:35
Daisy Kay
If I ever get my face zapped...
20:35
oooh, it's going to be sooo red
20:35
Kommissar Mandar
I've thought about getting mine zapped
20:36
Daisy Kay
and it's once a month for 18 months
20:36
Kommissar Mandar
Probably so expensive
20:36
When I have money to burn, the first thing I'm going to treat myself to is permanent eyeliner
20:36
I want it sooo bad
20:36
Daisy Kay
this is deeply personal.
20:36
I try not to worry about little things about my body, just the big ones.
20:37
Kommissar Mandar
mm hmm
20:37
Daisy Kay
body hair is a big deal because it's too "masculine."
20:38
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I can understand why it would be such a pest for you
20:39
Daisy Kay
I'm okay with having a...
20:40
*whispers* wiener.
20:40
Kommissar Mandar
haha
20:40
I would be sad if you ever got rid of it =(
20:40
A wiener is a terrible thing to waste
20:40
I mean don't get me wrong
20:41
I'd be happy with whatever made you happy
20:41
You sure do have a nice one too...
20:42
*hides her face*
20:42
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles*
20:43
Kommissar Mandar
I'd just be happy if my acne were gone forever, that's all I really want
20:45
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
20:45
I just don't want you in pain.
20:45
I know how much it can hurt.
20:45
Kommissar Mandar
yeah =(
20:45
Daisy Kay
I've never had it personally.
20:45
Kommissar Mandar
lucky you
20:45
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:45
I hit puberty when I was nine. That's when everything started working and grew and got bigger and I felt nervous and wanted to hide it.
20:46
Kommissar Mandar
aww...
20:47
I won't lie
20:47
Daisy Kay
and the cramps started
20:47
and I was so confused...
20:47
Kommissar Mandar
I hit puberty at the same age, and I was ecstatic when everything started coming in
20:48
aw, you had cramps?
20:48
Daisy Kay
I wonder if, if I go on HRTs, I will experience them as strong...
20:48
I still get moody once a month but I don't feel as much crampy pain.
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
You should do it if its something you want
20:49
Daisy Kay
It's more like every
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
My periods are weird
20:49
Daisy Kay
5-6 weeks
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
Sometimes I'll actually get really euphoric
20:49
I get so tired though...
20:49
and the pain is really bad
20:50
Daisy Kay
what do you take for it?
20:50
if anything
20:50
Kommissar Mandar
advil
20:50
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:50
Kommissar Mandar
tylenol
20:50
whatever I have
20:50
and kratom as always
20:50
that helps everything
20:51
Daisy Kay
I been takin advil every day these days... but that's because I'm tryin to fall asleep sooner
20:51
Kommissar Mandar
careful with that, that stuff isn't good for your liver
20:51
I'm actually very happy
20:52
I got my aunt off oxycodone by introducing her to kratom
20:52
its sooo much better for you
20:52
Daisy Kay
ha ha
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
I swear, I should really work in a smoke shop
20:53
Daisy Kay
I don't drink, I bet my liver is awesome.
20:53
Man someone is going to fucking LOVE my organs one day.
20:53
Kommissar Mandar
Heh, not so much mine...
20:53
Daisy Kay
they're all so good.
20:53
Kommissar Mandar
I have heart issues and my liver has taken a beating
20:53
Daisy Kay
I'll give you mine.
20:54
*rips their liver out and slaps it against your chest*
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
20:54
aww....
20:54
why thankyou
20:54
Daisy Kay
*staples it in place*
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
Holy shit
20:55
You should make like....'Critters working in a hospital'
20:55
where they do shit like that
20:55
Daisy Kay
if only anyone else in the world existed
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
haha you can make a critter alternate universe
20:57
or better yet
20:57
they try and fix the dead people....
20:58
I seriously want to try and find a job in a smoke shop when I get out there now lol
20:59
Daisy Kay
maybe they find
20:59
a cryogenics freezer
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
You have no idea how much I hate what I do now...
20:59
If I could land a job in a smoke shop I'd be so fucking happy
21:00
It just sucks working in a field where being talked to like you're lower than shit and regularly called an idiot and a moron are commonplace...
21:02
Daisy Kay
ouch
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...it really wears on your self esteem after a while
21:02
I worked for this one doctor who actually used to poke the staff in the head and shit and be like 'am I waking up the one brain cell in your head?'
21:03
I mean, maybe folks in MO are nicer but still...I really want to look into different options if I can
21:05
Daisy Kay
Yeah
21:07
I've found that people are way nice here
21:07
Kommissar Mandar
That's a relief
21:07
Daisy Kay
at least in this town, everyone knows each other and tries to be helpful
21:07
my neighbor drove me to the vet.
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
I really don't mind the work if I'm being treated with at least some modicum of respect
21:08
aww
21:08
Daisy Kay
My bed was just given to me
21:09
Kommissar Mandar
that's so nice..
21:09
My town is kind of like that
21:10
Daisy Kay
my landlord still hasn't fixed some things, but
21:10
Kommissar Mandar
All my shoes were given to me by a neighbor
21:10
Daisy Kay
is way nicer than the slumlords of PA
21:10
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sure of it
21:10
I mean fuck
21:10
The landlord I had at my first apartment..my god....
21:11
The shower literally stopped running, no water
21:11
"It's not my problem"
21:11
Daisy Kay
I think you told me
21:11
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah....I reporter her to the police
21:11
Daisy Kay
yeah that is def a problem for a landlord.
21:11
Kommissar Mandar
Because she was illegally renting the place anyway
21:11
Daisy Kay
I actually didn't have a fridge for a while.
21:12
I mean, in PA
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit....
21:12
Yeah a fridge is required lol
21:12
Even when I lived in a nicer garden apartment
21:13
You had to complain to maintenence 6 or 7 times before they would respond
21:13
I really hate the general tri-state area with a passion
21:14
I don't even like NY
21:14
I've never been a city person
21:14
The only city I've been to that I kind of liked was LA
21:15
And Phoenix is technically a city so I suppose that too
21:15
So I guess the trade up is if I'm in a city it better be pretty and warm all the time lol
21:16
Do you get a solid 4 seasons where you are?
21:16
Daisy Kay
yeah
21:17
Kommissar Mandar
nice!
21:17
Daisy Kay
the weather stays... pretty normal.
21:17
It's rare that it ever gets too hot or too cold.
21:18
We do get some wild blizzards.
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
so it doesn't get like bastard cold in the winter?
21:18
Daisy Kay
so um... yeah, get ready for those.
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
I love blizzards
21:18
Daisy Kay
*shovels the driveway.*
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
My car fares very well in snow, too
21:18
haha, I'd shovel it for you
21:18
That's always been my job around here
21:19
Daisy Kay
I just like any excuse to do something that burns calories.
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
21:20
that and raking
21:20
Daisy Kay
haha
21:20
Kommissar Mandar
I actually find raking fun
21:20
Daisy Kay
no need for that, actually
21:20
lawn care is provided for us.
21:20
Kommissar Mandar
wow...
21:21
Daisy Kay
A perk of renting in the midwest I guess
21:21
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, that's amazing
21:21
My old apartment in Jersey had lawncare too, but of course that was $1000 freaking dollars
21:21
And in AZ there were no lawns lol
21:22
rocks and sand
21:22
I just started a file in Harvester : 3
21:26
Daisy Kay
cooool.
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
I love everything about this game
21:27
So messed up and surreal
21:27
Daisy Kay
I wanna build a windows 98 machine so we can play dos games on it without resorting to an emulator.
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
I've always wanted to do that!
21:29
Daisy Kay
I still have my 98SE disc
21:29
Kommissar Mandar
sweet!
21:29
Daisy Kay
I may have broken my old parts PC...
21:29
Kommissar Mandar
We'll play these games the way they were meat to be played
21:30
on 14 floppy disks lol
21:30
Daisy Kay
I dunno, I should try to piece it back together tomorrow... just to see.
21:31
Kommissar Mandar
I think The Ripper was actually close to that number of floppys
21:31
It'd be so sweet it you could get it working
21:31
Daisy Kay
and I got a CRT
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
We'd be able to play Darkseed as well
21:33
That I know you can only play if you have a legit old comp
21:33
Daisy Kay
CRTs are great. No latency.
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
I miss them
21:33
I miss fishbowl macs
21:33
I wanted one so bad...
21:34
Daisy Kay
imac
21:34
Kommissar Mandar
fishbowl was the only mac I ever wanted
21:36
Daisy Kay
pissbowl
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
21:37
it was puuuurdy
21:37
Daisy Kay
my chamber pot doesn't need emptying right now!
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
My 8 year old mind was just like OMG ITS BLUE
21:37
ahaha
21:37
Daisy Kay
man what a gross thing rich people did
21:38
there were toilets in castles
21:38
why someone would take a dump in their own bedroom I mean... why...
21:39
Kommissar Mandar
I know...I could never take a dump on anything that wasn't a toilet
21:39
Daisy Kay
what about a chest
21:39
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha no way
21:39
Daisy Kay
*pats your shoulder* it's okay.
21:39
hahaha
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
I've peed in plenty of places that were not bathrooms
21:40
Daisy Kay
hahahahahaha
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
what?
21:40
Daisy Kay
I was just laughin at what I said
21:40
man when I was a kid I just wasn't like that, but my friends were
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
It reminds me of Team America
21:40
Dumping on a chest
21:40
Your friends took dumps in weird places?
21:41
Daisy Kay
I remember being in this above-ground swimming pool, you know, one of those tall ones...
21:41
and my friend is like "hey check this out." and I could see under the water as she pulled her bathing suit aside and then took a huge whizz right on my legs.
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
ewwww
21:42
Daisy Kay
it's a very vivid memory
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
I fucking hate pool pissers!!!
21:42
Daisy Kay
hahaha
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
I hate people who think its okay!!
21:42
omg
21:42
Daisy Kay
at least it wasn't a public pool
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
When I was riding down the salt river with my buddy in AZ we had a two seater tube
21:42
And he kept peeing in the tube, it was disgusting
21:43
I don't care if it gets washed away, dude you're peeing right next to me....
21:43
Daisy Kay
I bet it was gross because he was gross.
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
Well yeah, that added to it
21:43
Daisy Kay
*pulls you grosser*
21:44
*I mean closer*
21:44
Kommissar Mandar
aww
21:44
*cuddles*
21:44
Daisy Kay
I still wanna see you...
21:46
do... things...
21:46
and let me take care of you
21:46
*blushes*
21:46
*rubs their face on you.*
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
aww...
21:46
You...wanna watch me pee?
21:46
Daisy Kay
not often just
21:47
yeah
21:47
Kommissar Mandar
I would do it for you
21:47
I have a question
21:47
Daisy Kay
okay
21:47
Kommissar Mandar
Have you ever...really peed on somebody?
21:47
Daisy Kay
just my first girlfriend. She begged me to do it often.
21:48
I personally liked getting peed on more.
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
I've never had it done to me, I think I'll pass on it lol
21:48
Daisy Kay
Yeah
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
Get me good and relaxed and I'll probably be able to do that for you
21:49
Daisy Kay
I don't like doin that for real.
21:49
I think I told you that
21:49
Kommissar Mandar
I can't do #2 though
21:49
I can only do that in private
21:49
Daisy Kay
I have actually changed poopy diapers before... *blushes* but
21:50
I always made her take the pills
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
I honestly could not shit in a diaper if I tried
21:50
Daisy Kay
because I can't handle strong smells.
21:50
haha
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
I'm way too shy...=(
21:50
Daisy Kay
you don't have to.
21:50
aww
21:50
oh my god
21:50
*giggles and holds you tight*
21:50
I'm sorry that makes you sound adorable I don't know why
21:51
what's wrong with me
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
haha there's nothing wrong with you
21:51
Daisy Kay
I don't smell at all but I still wont do it for real.
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
I used to be really pee shy
21:52
But after so many hikes in the woods with no bathroom, I learned to get over it
21:52
Daisy Kay
you're the only one
21:53
I would pee for
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
awww...really?
21:53
Daisy Kay
it's a special kind of trust ha ha
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes and smiles*
21:54
You're the only one I would do it for too
21:54
Daisy Kay
*Daddy Daisy looks down at you and ruffles your hair.*
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god, please never call yourself that
21:56
Mama is okay
21:56
Daisy Kay
*The tall man locks the bathroom and tucks the key into his pocket. "That's only for big girls, not for you." He leads you into the next room.*
21:56
*pats your butt* ha ha
21:57
Kommissar Mandar
But...Daddy is just...skeevy
21:57
Daisy Kay
I wont.
21:57
I never liked it.
21:57
It always made me feel weird to be called that.
21:57
Kommissar Mandar
I had some issues with my dad, nothing sexual or anything but I could never hear that and not be grossed out
21:58
I like Master, too : 3
21:58
Daisy Kay
Mmm.
21:58
You could totally call me master.
21:58
Kommissar Mandar
=D
21:58
Daisy Kay
and you can beg for things that I refuse to give you...
21:58
permissions and privileges.
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
mmm I like the sound of that
21:59
I like to be held down, too
22:01
Daisy Kay
I kinda wanna do that though
22:02
Kommissar Mandar
Or just grappled to the point where I can't escape
22:02
Ive always liked that
22:02
Daisy Kay
not let you in the bathroom for a day, and watch you squirm. Maybe holding you down too... ah...
heh...
um...
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
I would go for that
22:03
holding me down to what?
22:04
Daisy Kay
The bed, against the wall, anywhere
22:04
*looks down sternly "Master doesn't trust you enough to leave you alone."*
22:04
*flips you over and gives you a swat on your padded rump.*
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
*OUCH!*
22:05
*Mandy's face flushes scarlet..she loves when Master gets rough with her...*
22:05
Daisy Kay
*The bigger master holds both your wrists together in one hand. He holds your arms above your head. He sees you squirming with your lower half. He takes his hand and presses it against your padded crotch. He presses down.*
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy gasps...she loves the way his forceful touch feels...he's so much bigger and stronger than her and she adores how he overpowers her so effortlessly. It makes her so wet...*
22:11
Daisy Kay
*Master smiles wickedly at you as you squirm under him. He gently lifts his hand "Now my dear, if you ask me nicely, I might just give you what you want..."*
22:12
Kommissar Mandar
*I just want...to go to the bathroom, please, if it's okay with you?*
22:14
Daisy Kay
*Master pretends to think. "Maybe. But you'll have to hold it." He loosens his grip, but he picks you up and carries you as if you weighed nothing. He places one hand on your back and the other on your rump. "You are a big girl, are you not?"*
22:15
Kommissar Mandar
*Yes Master Daisy, I'm a big girl...I can try to hold it...I don't know how much more I can take though...*
22:17
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sets you down and watches you.*
22:17
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy squirms and clamps her legs shut, regretting terribly all the iced tea she drank earlier...she tries and takes her mind off going to the bathroom but it's really getting to the critical point...*
22:19
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pats his lap. "Come here..."*
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy crawls over and sits on Daisy's lap..she curls up and rests her head against his chest*
22:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy takes a bottle of water from his desk. He holds it to your mouth. "Go on, suck it down like a good girl..." He rubs your tummy.*
22:23
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy doesn't want to drink it but she doesn't want to disobey Daisy either, that would kill her chances of being allowed to use the toilet...She drinks down the water, loving the way he coos over her and rubs her...*
22:25
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bounces his knee a bit, your butt bumping against his thigh. He smiles down at you as you drink down the baby bottle. "Now there's a good girl. Does Mandy love her Master?"*
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
*Yes, she loves her Master very much, she would do anything to make Master happy (Mandy clamps her legs shut, trying desperately to old it in)*
22:28
*Please Master...I don't know how much more I can take..*
22:32
Daisy Kay
*Master lifts you up and tosses you onto the bed. He leaps over and grabs your wrists with both hands, setting them at either side of your head. "oh yeah?" He lowers his head and sucks on your tit through your shirt, wetting down the fabric.*
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
*OH!....Mandy loves the way Masters mouth feels on her tit...she bites her lip to keep from crying out. As good as it feels, she knows she can't hold it much longer*
22:35
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets go of your arms and lifts your shirt. He kisses your breasts and slowly trails downward, giving you little kiss down your torso, towards your belly.*
22:36
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy moans as she feels her Master's lips trail down on such sensitive parts of her skin...She lets her guard down completely, and in doing so accidentally pisses her pants. She blushes hotly and looks in her Master's striking hazel eyes "I'm...I'm so sorry..."*
22:38
Daisy Kay
*Master stands up abruptly, watching as you flood your pants. "You filthy little pisspants! I thought you said you were a big girl!" He puts his hands on his hips, just watching you.*
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
*"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I couldn't take it anymore! I guess I'm not a big girl, I guess I'm just a stupid little baby..." Mandy looks up at you sheepishly...nervous as to what's to come next*
22:42
Daisy Kay
*Master grabs your wrist and pulls you to your feet. He points at the pee puddle you left "Look at what you've done!" He yanks down the back of your pants and starts to swat your bare butt. He slams his hand down with an open palm.*
22:43
*Master holds your arm a bit higher, making you have to stand on your tippy-toes. He smacks your ass again, harder this time. He loves watching the ripple effect as his smack sends shockwaves through your skin.*
22:45
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy yelps in pain...but deep down she loves it. She loves how strong her Master is and nothing makes her happier than being overpowered by him. She hopes that Master leaves her bottom so red and raw that she won't be able to sit down properly...*
22:46
Daisy Kay
*Master talks down to you in a stern tone. "I should take your bathroom privileges away completely. You might as well get used to soiling yourself because I don't trust you enough to let you use the big girl toilet." He smacks your ass three hard times. Each smack stings your butt a little harder. Your ass cheeks feel so warm. You can't see it, but he is leaving distinct red handprints on your rear end. He raises his hand one more time. He lets his arm down hard, forcing you to jump forward a bit and almost lose your balance.*
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy loves the torture, she loves every second of it..."Please Master, please let me use the toilet...I promise to be good. I won't piss myself anymore...please! She feels her Master smacking her ass and revels in the thought of how much it'll sting in the morning*
22:52
Daisy Kay
*Master yanks down your pants all the way. He leaves you there, standing naked as he leaves the room.*
22:55
Kommissar Mandar
*"Where are you going?" Mandy calls out, the sting on her ass catching up with her*
22:55
Daisy Kay
*Master comes back with a rather large pair of pampers. He flaps them open and deftly pulls it between your legs. He tapes it around your waist nice and snug. "Just so you wont ruin more of my furniture..."*
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
*But Masteeeer! I'm too old for theeese! Pleease....*
22:58
Daisy Kay
*Master kisses your forehead "it's for your own good. I wont want my sweet thing to ruin all her pretty clothes. Imagine... You might have to walk around naked!"*
23:00
Kommissar Mandar
*(I wouldn't mind that so much) Mandy thinks to herself. "Yes Master, if you insist. You always know what's best for me, I trust you. Mandy falls to her knees in her fresh pampers and begins to caress and kiss his hands.*
23:01
Daisy Kay
*Master sits down on the bed as you grovel at his feet. "What a good girl." He pets your hair. He brings your face closer to his crotch.*
23:03
Kommissar Mandar
*It sends shivers down her spine to hear her Master call her a 'good girl'. "...Is there anything I can do for you, my sweet, sweet Master?"*
23:04
*Master?*
23:12
Daisy Kay
*Sets your head in his lap, petting your hair.*
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
23:13
Daisy Kay
Though I prefer a lot of stuff in just our fun little fantasy sessions I would still like to punish you for real.
23:28
or coddle you
23:28
punish and coddle at the same time?
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
haha
23:29
I want you to spank me as hard as you can in real life
23:29
also
23:29
Daisy Kay
I will, I promise.
23:29
That's as hard as I am willing to hit... spanks on the bottom.
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
I really do get off on you saying 'good girl' to me : 3
23:29
Daisy Kay
good.
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
it's always been one of those things that turn me on
23:30
Daisy Kay
Good girl, sweet little girl, pretty little good girl. Don't be a bad girl or I'll have to spank.
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
oh god....yeah...that's the stuff
23:30
Daisy Kay
*taps your nose.*
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
eeee : 3
23:31
I picture those words in your voice and yeah...it does things to me..
23:31
Daisy Kay
You looked so cute in your diaper. When I first saw it I just thought about... putting them on you myself... and just taking care of you all night.
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
I'd let you...
23:34
I'd like that a lot, actually
23:34
What's your favorite thing to be done to you?
23:35
Daisy Kay
!
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
aww
23:38
I don't know, that'd be hard for me
23:38
I'd be afraid of hurting you...
23:38
Daisy Kay
no way
23:39
oh my god
23:39
?
23:39
!
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
I could do that
23:40
Daisy Kay
how would you lecture me
23:40
what are some of the finer points that Daisy doesn't get?
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
lol I'll admit it's hard for me to be fake mean
23:41
Daisy Kay
it's not mean though. You do it out of love because I need to learn somehow...
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
I'd be like..."You're a big stupid baby that can't even use the toilet. You'll never grow up!"
23:42
Daisy Kay
*looks down, blushing hotly*
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
For future reference
23:42
I don't like being dealt any emotional digs =X
23:43
anything related to me being stupid or having a shitty memory
23:43
Daisy Kay
I will not!
23:43
not even for play.
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
Aww, thank you
23:43
You're a nice person : 3
23:43
But um
23:44
Lets see
23:44
Daisy Kay
.
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
*You're such a baby that I'll bet you still suck your thumb!*
23:44
*I'll bet you wanna suck on something else too...*presses my tit against your mouth**
23:45
Daisy Kay
*scrunches up*
23:45
I do suck my thumb...
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
*Yeah...you suck on that wittle baby...*
23:45
Daisy Kay
usually I bite on it.
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
haha I do the same thing
23:45
I'm weird, I put my fingers in my mouth all the time
23:46
Daisy Kay
I mostly do it when I'm sleepy
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
aww....
23:46
In all honesty, that's too cute : 3
23:47
Daisy Kay
...
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
hmmm
23:50
*Daisy, you're nothing but a child...*
23:52
Daisy Kay
yeah...
23:52
Kommissar Mandar
I think in all reality you're probably more mature than I am lol
23:52
Daisy Kay
yeah, so?
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
*You're such a baby I'll bet you have to sleep with a stuffed animal*
23:55
Daisy Kay
*smiles*
23:55
...
23:55
...
23:56
I like that too
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
haha
23:56
Daisy Kay
*flops onto the bed.*
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
*Wittle Daisy babypants*
23:56
Daisy Kay
*whines* I am not!
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
*Yes you are you big whiny baby! I'll bet you still even wear diapers!*
23:57
Daisy Kay
*Looks down and mumbles "no I don't..."*
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
*Yes you do you little pantshitter! You'd wet the bed if you didn't!*
23:58
Daisy Kay
...
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
*Bullshit, I'm not taking it back, whatchoo gonna do about it baby?*
23:59
Wednesday, 28. May 2014
Daisy Kay
I'm not writing any of this what's going on???
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
*Life's not fair you little shitpicker! How many times do I have to tell you? When are you going to grow up you whiney little brat?*
00:02
Daisy Kay
*Daisy fidgets a bit as you tease him. He puts a hand behind his back, grabbing at his butt. He winces each time you mock him for being a big baby.*
00:03
Kommissar Mandar
*Yeah you grab at your butt you big silly baby! I'll bet you still have mommy wipe your ass for you because you can't do a damn thing yourself Wittle Daisy babypants!*
00:05
*Mandy chants over and over: Wittle Daisy babypants! Wittle Daisy babypants!*
00:06
Daisy Kay
?
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
*Why don't you just go in your diapey you big baby! I know you're probably wearing one. I'll even do you the favor of changing you afterwards!*
00:09
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down, whimpering "I'm not gonna use my diapy..." he insists. He dances in place.*
00:10
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy holds Daisy down so he couldn't go to the bathroom even if he tried. "I can't believe what a silly little baby my brother is. You'll probably be wearing a diaper into your 40s at the rate you're going!"*
00:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy squirms under you. He whines "stop it, you're... just a weak girl! I could..." he grunts, trying to pull you off. His eyes go wide. You hear him going in his pants. Now you KNOW he's wearing a diaper since his pants seem unstained. He averts his gaze.*
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
*OOOOOooooooh who's the dumb girl now you little diaper wizzer!*
00:15
*Daisy's just a big baaaaby! You want sister to give you a bottle wittle baby?*
00:16
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pouts "it's not funny, it was an accident!"*
00:16
Kommissar Mandar
*Bullshit, it's the funniest thing ever! You're 31 and still wet the bed and suck your thumb and god knows what else! You're never going to grow up!*
00:19
Daisy Kay
*covers his face*
00:19
you brought up my real age, that's even more humiliating...
00:20
you have no idea how hard I am...
00:20
Kommissar Mandar
=D
00:20
*You're nothing but a 31 year old baby who still likes sucking on the teat! You want sissy to wipe you wittle baby?*
00:21
Daisy Kay
*Huffs "I can wipe myself!" he says, CLEARLY lying. You've seen all his dirty underwear for yourself!*
00:22
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy pulls out a wetnap* *Here wittle baby...she gently wipes the piss from his legs and cock and removes his wet pampers*
00:23
*She goes to the bathroom and gets fresh ones for him and gently fastens them around his bottom and crotch. She kisses the overgrown 31 year old infant on the forehead and strokes his cheek. There now wittle Daisy...doesn't that feel better?*
00:25
Daisy Kay
*Breathes in deeply and then lets out a long sigh. he rubs his face against you.*
00:26
Kommissar Mandar
*Aww...I'll let you in on a little secret*
00:27
*Mandy brings her lips to Daisy's ear: "I never want you to grow up".*
00:27
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles your neck*
00:27
Kommissar Mandar
*Does the wittle 31 year old baby want sissy to feed him with her tit?*
00:28
Daisy Kay
*the sleepy little boy nods. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you close. he hugs you kind of tight.*
00:29
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy pulls out her large breast. "There you go baby..you suck on that as much as you want to..I'll hold you all night you big baby." Mandy kisses Daisy on the forehead while he feeds.*
00:30
Daisy Kay
*sucks on your tit, looking up at you as he does.*
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy smiles down at him. "I never want you to grow up", she whispers, "never, never, never."*
00:31
*She rakes her nails very softly and gently up and down his back*
00:32
Daisy Kay
shivers a bit*
00:33
Mmm, you're special to meeee.
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
00:37
Daisy Kay
what's a good safeword to use
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
hmm
00:38
hold on I'll think of the perfect one lol
00:38
Gypsy
00:40
That's a word I like
00:41
But I don't know
00:41
If you think of a better one we could use yours
00:41
Daisy Kay
yeah I don't see us acting out scenes where we're Roma so it works nice.
00:41
Kommissar Mandar
haha
00:42
Daisy Kay
would you ever write me an embarrassing short story
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
Of course
00:43
It might take a while though
00:43
Daisy Kay
you don't have to
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
When I sit down to write something I'm a psycho perfectionist about it
00:43
I want to
00:43
Daisy Kay
eh heh heh
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
Do you really like the way I write?
00:44
Daisy Kay
I might have a tiny book somewhere
00:44
tiny drawings of bondage
00:45
Kommissar Mandar
Did you make them?
00:45
Daisy Kay
yeah, originally for someone else but
00:45
never got around to finishing it
00:45
not into it myself
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
mmm I can't wait to see them
00:46
Daisy Kay
hehe
00:46
I was just thinking of
00:46
fulfilling your drawing requests
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
I'm way more into just raw holding down and domination
00:46
Daisy Kay
yeah me three
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
God, it would be so hot just to have you hold me down and stare at me sharply....
00:47
Daisy Kay
*licks your lip*
00:48
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
00:48
I really can't wait to get there lol
00:49
*kisses your snoot*
00:50
Daisy Kay
hi
11:48
Kommissar Mandar
hey you
11:48
How are you?
11:48
Daisy Kay
I'm okaaaay. How are you?
11:49
Kommissar Mandar
I'm goood
11:49
Still gotta get the damn earl changed, I didn't make it over there yesterday
11:50
Daisy Kay
it's really happening
11:50
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
11:51
*hugs*
11:54
I'll be honest, I might hold off a day if my face doesn't clear up
11:58
You may think it's cute, but it's just disgusting and I hate it =(
11:58
It was fine for a couple days but then it just flared up out of nowhere.
11:58
Daisy Kay
noooo
11:59
please don't, I
11:59
really need you here
11:59
*blush*
12:00
Kommissar Mandar
awww, okie : 3
12:00
My face always decides to do this at the worst time lol
12:02
Daisy Kay
hey me too
12:02
Usually just before I need to have a meeting or a convention or meet someone for the first time, make a first impression
12:02
I will get a zit somewhere
12:03
Kommissar Mandar
'Oh, class pictures are tomorrow...sure would be a shame if you looked like a leper stricken extra from game of thrones...'
12:03
Daisy Kay
fine for months and months
12:03
and then blah
12:03
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, my face is sentient
12:03
Daisy Kay
there it is
12:03
see
12:03
Kommissar Mandar
I know, it's terrible
12:03
I get like 5
12:03
Daisy Kay
that's the thing that makes me think
12:03
maybe there's SOMETHING that controls the universe
12:04
and it's only there to annoy you
12:04
even though I know that's insane
12:04
Kommissar Mandar
No, I believe it
12:04
Daisy Kay
sometimes I feel like there is a god that just picks on you
12:04
Kommissar Mandar
a God that just moons you on occasion and leaves flaming dog poop at your door
12:05
but in all seriousness
12:05
There is a theory
12:05
That you are constantly putting thoughts into the universe
12:05
You can't think something without it being woven, however small, into the universal fabric
12:05
Daisy Kay
let me just say that
12:06
Kommissar Mandar
So the more appearance conscious you are at the time
12:06
the more likely something is going to go wrong with your appearance
12:06
Daisy Kay
you are already really pretty, no matter what. I mean you were blessed with perfect facial features and structure.
12:06
that's not why I like you, but
12:06
just sayin
12:06
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes and hides her face*
12:07
I think you're very pretty =)
12:08
Daisy Kay
danke.
12:09
you are prettier though
12:09
let's just go forward in time and be old and not worry about this stuff
12:09
Kommissar Mandar
*tits fall down to her knees*
12:09
Daisy Kay
let's just be a couple of 60 year olds
12:10
I wanna be a cute old lady.
12:10
haha
12:10
you know the kind
12:10
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
12:10
Daisy Kay
givin you candy and feedin the birds and havin a garden and stuff
12:10
haha
12:10
but also lookin "good for my age"
12:11
Kommissar Mandar
I'm gonna be the old lady who sits and yells about these kids and their darn outlandish pants
12:11
The old lady with no filter on her mouth
12:12
who makes you say 'grandmaaaaaaaa'
12:12
Daisy Kay
and I will be your old wife that says "that's just her way"
12:12
hahaha
12:12
HAHAHA
12:12
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
12:12
Daisy Kay
that is just her way, dear
12:12
Kommissar Mandar
'Just give her her meds and she'll be fine...'
12:12
Daisy Kay
that's such a cute idea
12:13
Kommissar Mandar
I'm just ranting about something and fall asleep mid sentence
12:13
(I say that like it's not something that happens already)
12:13
Alright
12:14
I gotta get to Wally World mart
12:15
Daisy Kay
get all your things in order for tomorrow!
12:15
Kommissar Mandar
already ahead of you =P
12:15
All that's left is to make the car seaworthy
12:15
*dumps car into the ocean*
12:15
Daisy Kay
you always dump in the ocean!
12:16
*hugs*
12:16
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
12:16
Daisy Kay
c:
17:50
Kommissar Mandar
Hullo : 3
17:50
It took eternity and a day
17:51
Daisy Kay
I forgot a power cord...
17:51
but I did bring home a bunch of junk.
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
But the car is all ready
17:51
=D
17:51
Daisy Kay
yaaaay
17:51
*vibrates*
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
17:51
You're a vibrator
17:52
I'm leaving at 8pm tomorrow
17:52
I prefer driving at night
17:53
It scares me when there's too many other cars on the road lol
17:53
That way I can rest in daylight with people around
17:53
Daisy Kay
I liked night driving too, though I have limited vision.
17:54
Kommissar Mandar
My vision sucks
17:55
day and night
17:55
Daisy Kay
it's shining lights
17:55
shining lights are blurrier to me than they are to others.
17:55
I thought that reflections and light were supposed to be blurry, like how it looks on a camera? but
17:56
I can't read the road signs because of that reflective coating.
17:56
Kommissar Mandar
The only thing that gets me is when people have those LED/halogen lights whatever the hell they are that literally blind me for about 10 seconds
17:56
I seriously want to key every damn car that has those
17:56
Well
17:57
It depends on how sensitive your eyes are too light
17:57
Daisy Kay
if it's something bright surrounded by darkness
17:58
it's blurry
17:58
like, say, a clock on a microwave. Unless I'm close I can't see what it says.
17:58
Kommissar Mandar
I can see things like that for miles
17:59
My eyes are the opposite
17:59
If there is something bright on a dark background, its perfect for me
17:59
I actually have my computer set up to have an appearance like DOS
18:00
All the text fields are black and all the text is white
18:00
When its the other way around it bugs out my eyes
18:00
Daisy Kay
ouch
18:00
Kommissar Mandar
My skype
18:00
all black with white text
18:00
Daisy Kay
When I read white text on black
18:01
I end up seeing lines
18:01
Kommissar Mandar
omg you'd hate my computer
18:01
Daisy Kay
just burned into my vision.
18:01
Kommissar Mandar
that's the only way I can read comfortably
18:01
I wish they sold books that way lol
18:02
I have an e-reader but I still prefer to have actual books
18:03
There was a saying I came across
18:04
"Books are like boobs. They look nice on a screen, but you'd rather have one in your hand."
18:04
Daisy Kay
if I ever got an ebook thing
18:05
It would be a Kindle... basically that e-ink is waaay easy on the eyes.
18:05
Kommissar Mandar
my stepmom has one of those
18:05
Daisy Kay
Screens are painful to look at it.
18:05
Kommissar Mandar
For me its a lot easier to just set everything to a dark scheme
18:06
I have a nook
18:06
I like it because it doubles as a tablet
18:06
You're welcome to play with it, I rarely use it
18:06
Daisy Kay
yeah, really, anything with eInk
18:07
when Kindle Fire came out it was like "really? That defeats the whole purpose."
18:08
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...
18:08
I mean you can do a bit more with it but the novelty of the eInk is lost
18:09
Daisy Kay
I'm drawing a dick
18:22
Kommissar Mandar
For real?
18:22
=O
18:23
Am I privvy to this dick art?
18:23
Daisy Kay
yeah, shhhh
18:23
Kommissar Mandar
mums the word
18:24
mums the weiner
18:24
Have you ever read the original cinderella?
18:29
That shit is uffed, man
18:29
Daisy Kay
I have not read any of the original stories, only about them
18:30
like sleeping beauty.
18:30
Kommissar Mandar
The ugly stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to try and fit in the shoe
18:30
and the prince almost marries one until he sees the trail of blood...
18:30
I have a whole anthology of Grimms fairy tales
18:30
Its a really good read
18:31
Daisy Kay
I heard the weird straight-to-video Disney sequel is actually interesting
18:32
Kommissar Mandar
For Cinderella?
18:34
There were two of them
18:34
I personally found them both to be pretty meh
18:34
Daisy Kay
oh um
18:35
maybe it was the third one, where they gave a character arc to one of the ugly stepsisters
18:35
Kommissar Mandar
That was the second one
18:36
They gave the nicer of the stepsisters a little love story
18:36
It was pretty cute
18:36
Not exactly high art or anything to write home about, but it was at least entertaining.
18:36
Daisy Kay
and then part three had time travel?
18:38
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
18:39
The evil stepmother gets a hold of the fairy godmothers wand and fucks up time
18:39
Had a similar story arc to the last Shreck movie
18:40
where everything gets 'reset' and the main character has to win back everything they gained in the first movie
18:40
Daisy Kay
Sent file secrettime401.png.
18:53
Kommissar Mandar
oooh, I like...
18:54
Is that your klurf?
18:54
Daisy Kay
*blushes*
18:54
Kommissar Mandar
awwww
18:54
Daisy Kay
it's always how I imagine me, when we rp
18:54
Kommissar Mandar
I don't know
18:54
From what I saw I think yours was a bit bigger
18:54
Daisy Kay
hehehe no way, I drew it way bigger
18:55
I like having a little dick that I can hide easily.
18:55
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't think it was little = P
18:55
and believe me...I've SEEN little....
18:55
You have moderate sized one, not too big, not too small
18:56
The kind you can have the most fun with : 3
18:56
Daisy Kay
It's uh... a grower?
18:56
Kommissar Mandar
That's the best kind
18:57
A grower is always better than a shower
18:57
Daisy Kay
Ya know, I was thinking about how
18:58
I only put myself inside someone's butt... one time. I didn't want to do it... She was begging for it right up until it went inside her and then she was like "no no take it out" and it made me not wanna try again *blushes hard.*
19:00
Kommissar Mandar
aww
19:00
Sometimes people think they can take it, but they can't
19:00
Daisy Kay
gypsy
19:00
haha
19:01
Kommissar Mandar
Depends on what lube you use
19:01
some lubes can be painful
19:01
LOL
19:01
Daisy Kay
man
19:01
Kommissar Mandar
I wanna think of a better one
19:01
Daisy Kay
you are experienced.
19:01
Kommissar Mandar
that was stupid
19:01
Daisy Kay
c:
19:01
Kommissar Mandar
heh, you don't get to my age without learning a few things
19:01
Daisy Kay
I always avoid actual insertion.
19:01
Kommissar Mandar
I mean, it's not like I've been with 50 people or anything
19:02
Daisy Kay
but that's me
19:02
Kommissar Mandar
just maybe 6 or so people with very eccentric tastes
19:02
Daisy Kay
I have been with maybe 10, 5 were serious, the other five casual.
19:02
Kommissar Mandar
mm
19:03
Well
19:03
I know a lot of things
19:03
I know how to do quite a bit
19:04
And
19:04
I like pain
19:04
And my pain tolerance is HIGH
19:04
I like anal BECAUSE it hurts like hell. Because I like the feeling of someone invading a place that private.
19:05
Daisy Kay
*kisses your neck.*
19:07
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
19:07
Daisy Kay
You ever do it to yourself?
19:07
Kommissar Mandar
I have with a toy, yes
19:08
Daisy Kay
c:
19:08
*grins*
19:08
Kommissar Mandar
I wanted to desensitize myself to it at least a little
19:08
Would you..want to try it again?
19:09
Daisy Kay
sure... We'd have to really work up to it... I mean, obviously... I just mean the foreplay would last a looong time.
19:09
Kommissar Mandar
oooh, that makes it better....
19:10
Daisy Kay
set your calender
19:11
Kommissar Mandar
lol why?
19:13
Daisy Kay
haha just sayin
19:13
it would have to be planned
19:13
Kommissar Mandar
ooh I see : 3
19:13
*Kisses your eyebrows*
19:15
Well I'll just throw out there again
19:16
Nothing phases me, I'm unphasable. Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything you want to do.
19:16
There are very few things in this world I'm opposed to doing
19:17
You're such a sweet person, I can trust you.
19:18
Daisy Kay
*cuddles you.*
19:19
I wanna baby you. *pinches your little toes.*
19:19
Kommissar Mandar
eeee : 3
19:19
Will you rock me in your arms?
19:22
Daisy Kay
yes, I shall.
19:26
Kommissar Mandar
That sounds so sweet....
19:28
I'll curl up and suck my thumb : 3
19:28
Being taken care of just sounds like...heaven
19:33
Nobody's ever done that for me before
19:34
Daisy Kay
yes, but...
19:34
I might not let you use the potty. *gently pats your rump.*
19:34
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
19:34
I findy that strangely exciting...
19:34
Daisy Kay
Well, it is a violation...
19:35
of privacy mostly
19:35
a very intimate moment that you'll end up sharing... in front of me.
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
eeee : 3
19:35
I like the sound of that
19:36
oooh boy I'm involved in a drug debate
19:45
I'm sticking to my guns here
19:46
Legalize all of it
19:46
Not a popular opinion I suppose, but that's how I feel
19:47
I would never do anything past weed, as that's pretty much playing with fire
19:48
But I will not shame any adult who chooses to use heroin or coke
19:48
And the kicker is
19:49
If someone wants coke or heroin, they will get it, regardless of any of this paltry 'war on drugs' shit.
19:49
The War on Drugs just makes me start foaming at the mouth
19:55
I need a chewy toy now
19:55
Daisy Kay
honestly there should be regulations, like with alchohol and cigarettes
19:55
Kommissar Mandar
THank you!!!!
19:56
That's what I just posted
19:56
Daisy Kay
basically anything cosumed by people
19:56
Kommissar Mandar
have all the same regs as with alcohol
19:56
But drop the ban bullshit
19:56
People will get it anyway.
19:56
Shits more ridiculous than the prohibition
19:56
I don't ever shame anyone who is a drug user
19:57
I will shame them for irresponsible actions
19:58
But not for their lifestyle choices
19:58
That being said
19:58
I do admire your decision to stay drug and alcohol free
19:59
You've done yourself a huge favor, believe me
19:59
Because once you get into shit, you're never the same
19:59
I never went out looking for drugs, you know
20:00
They came to me
20:00
My first foot surgery, that's when I had my first vicodin pill, I had no idea what it even was or what it would do aside from make my foot feel better
20:01
Daisy Kay
I don't even know if I have an addictive personality
20:01
I do know that I stopped taking my pain pills before I had to.
20:02
Kommissar Mandar
And then I realized...hey, it feels good to be high!
20:02
And it was just a snowball after that
20:02
Daisy Kay
and I apparently had strong stuff...
20:02
yep, here's the bottle
20:02
Hydroco
20:02
yeah
20:02
Kommissar Mandar
.....the best stuff....
20:03
Oh god if you still had it...
20:03
Daisy Kay
Hydroco/Acetaminop
20:03
Kommissar Mandar
That is the best stuff in the world
20:03
Daisy Kay
I do still have it.
20:03
*hides it*
20:03
Kommissar Mandar
I understand.
20:04
Daisy Kay
haha
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
I wouldn't drink it if you didn't want me to
20:04
Daisy Kay
my boss is unaffected by it.
20:04
He took a pill and said "I don't feel nothin!"
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
I have heard Lowtax is a seasoned benzo connosieur
20:04
So it makes sense
20:05
Then again, I take all rumors with a grain of salt
20:05
I'm a seasoned benzo connasieur
20:06
but anyway
20:07
I judge no one
20:07
And I would never bring anything less than legal into your house
20:08
Daisy Kay
haha the only rule I ever had
20:08
was not to do illegal things where I live
20:08
just, you know, so I don't get evicted.
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
The only thing I do is kratom, which is legal
20:09
And it's not smoked or anything
20:09
it's a powder I eat
20:09
Daisy Kay
speakin of which
20:09
Kit has been so upset by the medicine
20:10
so I started putting catnip in my hand
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
awww
20:10
Daisy Kay
it's great
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
Does he trip out?
20:10
Daisy Kay
he's not a licker, except when you got the nip
20:10
then he just licks you so much
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
I love the way cat tounges feel
20:14
so spiny : 3
20:14
Daisy Kay
haha it feels too weeeird
20:14
I can't let cats lick me for too long... really any animals
20:14
Kommissar Mandar
I love it
20:14
Daisy Kay
haha but seriously...
20:14
BUT SERIOUSLY
20:14
butt seriously.
20:14
Kommissar Mandar
butt cereal
20:14
Daisy Kay
cum
20:15
Kommissar Mandar
Benedict Cumberbatch
20:15
Daisy Kay
cumcatcher
20:15
I think cum is a funny word but that's one of those words I hate haha
20:16
Kommissar Mandar
you have a love/hate relationship with it
20:16
Daisy Kay
I mean the compound "cumcatcher"
20:17
Kommissar Mandar
cumbucket
20:17
Douche Canoe
20:17
Douche Canoe is one of my favorite words ever
20:17
I made Lowtax yell it in that one live show you guys did
20:17
It made me so happy : 3
20:18
Daisy Kay
viva rock vegas
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
oh god...
20:19
Wasn't that that Flinstones movie...?
20:20
Daisy Kay
yes the official theatrical sequel
20:20
with none of the original cast
20:20
I wish Rick Moranis would come back to acting, or even voice acting.
20:21
Another sad story!
20:21
Kommissar Mandar
I know...
20:21
He's like a much more easy on the eyes Steve Buschemi in a way
20:22
If that makes sense
20:22
Daisy Kay
man I love Little Shop. I just want him to do musicals, not country music.
20:22
He can sing
20:22
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
20:23
I'd want to see him in movies too though
20:23
Daisy Kay
*sits in your lap, getting comfy.*
20:38
Kommissar Mandar
*Massages your shoulders and trails kisses down your back*
20:39
Daisy Kay
what's your favorite foods
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
I like grilled cheese
20:53
And spinach and pizza
20:53
And bagels
20:53
eggplant
20:53
hot dogs
20:53
mac and cheese
20:53
Daisy Kay
grilled cheese is easy.
20:54
I used to make it all the time for this one girl.
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
It's basically my favorite thing ever
20:55
Daisy Kay
I would use chedder or pepperjack, 12 grain bread, and sometimes a slice of pepperoni.
20:56
Then I'd rub it around a lightly buttered pan, pressing it with a spatula.
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
That sounds godly...
20:56
Daisy Kay
I can't just make cheap food the easy way.
20:57
haha
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
I get interesting with cheap foods
20:58
sometimes I cut up hot dogs with vegetables and just fry them up
20:59
Daisy Kay
yeah
21:00
I like bein all
21:00
master chef with "low brow" food.
21:00
Kommissar Mandar
I love low brow food
21:00
it's the best brow food
21:01
Daisy Kay
I actually made a pizza once, using canned croissants for the dough
21:01
I pushed it all together and shaped it to be like a pizza.
21:02
and I was told it was the sweetest tasting pizza ever haha
21:02
Kommissar Mandar
omg that sounds amazing
21:03
a brilliant work of engineering
21:03
usually people don't like my hot dog vegetable mess or when I make chicken =(
21:05
Daisy Kay
I have been told my chicken is dry
21:06
I grill, rather than fry.
21:06
it's healthier and, apparently only to ME, tastes better
21:07
Kommissar Mandar
I fry it
21:07
though
21:07
as long as something tastes salty as hell, I like it
21:07
I put....so much salt on food
21:09
And I always have very low blood pressure
21:10
I have the weirdest feeling right now
21:25
Like I pulled a muscle in the front of my neck
21:25
Its mad uncomfortable
21:25
Daisy Kay
ow
21:33
I had high blood pressure in the hospital. I'd like to get it checked out now.
21:33
diabetes runs in my family but it skipped me!
21:34
Kommissar Mandar
People think I'm pre-diabetic because I go to the bathroom a lot
21:35
But I doubt it
21:35
Daisy Kay
I had myself tested with my dad's kit.
21:35
just a coincidence that he has it
21:35
(not blood related)
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
That's good that it skipped you =)
21:36
Daisy Kay
my mom doesn't have it.
21:36
but it could happen when she gets a little older
21:36
She... loves cookies... oh mom. *sighs*
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
aww...
21:36
The only major thing that runs in my family is bipolar disorder
21:37
We all have it
21:37
Including me
21:37
It's not the worst thing though
21:37
I'd rather it be that than cancer or something
21:37
Your parents just sound so nice
21:39
Daisy Kay
My dad was growing a looooong beard when I saw him.
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
haha
21:40
dumbledore beard
21:40
I have actually never seen my dad without a mustache
21:41
ever, in my life
21:41
If he shaved it it would just be creepy at this point
21:41
Daisy Kay
*shaves my butt*
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
buttshavers
21:42
Daisy Kay
behave...
21:43
butt shave
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
haha
21:43
*spanks your freshly shaven butt*
21:43
Daisy Kay
*sleepily drapes over you*
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
*lays your head in her lap and strokes your back*
21:44
Daisy Kay
do you know the secret to really strong orgasms is to hold your pee
21:46
hold it in the whole time
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
haha I know that
21:46
But I'm always afraid of peeing on the person
21:46
so I would never do it
21:46
But....I guess I don't have that problem with you lol
21:47
Daisy Kay
c:
21:47
some women do have a sort of... pee-smelling liquid that comes out when they orgasm... and they wonder if they peed, but it's technically not pee
21:48
you would not believe all the papers written on the subject
21:48
people are really interested in womens' pee orgasms
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
I believe it
21:49
If I'm horny...having to pee amplifies it by a lot
21:49
Daisy Kay
The upside to being born the way I was
21:49
is that I get to have orgasms like a girl.
21:49
*cuddles*
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
It's so much better
21:50
Daisy Kay
There's more of them and they last longer
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
*snuggles up in your arms*
21:50
Daisy Kay
I wonder just how amplified it would get...
21:50
I really wonder
21:50
I really wonder how amplified my feminine qualities would become on HRTs. They're already pretty high.
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
You should go for it
21:51
Daisy Kay
I may just need a simple t-blocker.
21:51
It is confirmed that I do have
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
You could have an ass ike mine : 3
21:52
Daisy Kay
lots of estrogen
21:52
which makes sense
21:52
I think my body is constantly fighting it. Both sides.
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
I'll bet that's why your eyes are so pretty
21:52
Daisy Kay
My lashes used to be even longer
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
I'd have so much fun painting up your eyes
21:53
Daisy Kay
*vibrates some more*
21:54
eeeeeEEEYYYAAAAAHHHH!
21:54
Kommissar Mandar
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21:55
I can't wait to cuddle you for real
21:55
Daisy Kay
oh tiny baby
21:57
*lifts you up and spins you around*
21:57
I can't wait for this bed to get here...
21:57
Kommissar Mandar
=)
21:58
Daisy Kay
it's coming tomorrooooow
21:58
just in time
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
This is like, my 6th move in 2 years lol
21:59
But still, I always get a little sad
21:59
Daisy Kay
hey it's cool. I moved a lot too but mostly in Philly.
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
I'm kind of like...mentally reliving all the memories I had in this room
21:59
Daisy Kay
I been to all corners, east, west, southeast...
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love moving
22:00
there's always a bittersweet aspect to it though
22:00
Like its hard to believe this is my last night in this room
22:00
Daisy Kay
*nods*
22:01
that is a very human feeling
22:01
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...I get very sentimental about things lol
22:02
*snuggles against your chest*
22:03
Daisy Kay
and that's good
22:03
I'
22:03
I'm glad you're not a robot
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
Eh, I tend to hide my feelings most of the time, try and shut them out
22:05
But they're there
22:05
Daisy Kay
I like your feeling
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
=)
22:07
Daisy Kay
*feels you*
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
*cuddles close*
22:08
Daisy Kay
I hope I can find time to clean tomorrow. Cleaning is sooo relaxing, especially if I can spend all day doing it.
22:12
you ever start cleaning one area and then it sort of spreads out from there
22:13
It can be addictive.
22:13
Kommissar Mandar
omg I know
22:14
Daisy Kay
life is going to rule from here on out.
22:15
No matter what happens
22:15
Kommissar Mandar
I was so bent on keeping my old apartment clean
22:15
But I just kind of eventually gave up on my cousins area...
22:15
Daisy Kay
even if a super volcano goes off and sends us into nuclear winter
22:15
Kommissar Mandar
We'll be the baddest dudes in the post apocalyptic future
22:16
We run barter town
22:16
Daisy Kay
*rides in the bitch seat of your bike*
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
22:16
I hope that will go better than when someone rode in the bitch seat of my jetski...
22:17
I kept going too fast and my buddy almost fell off
22:17
Daisy Kay
*just hugs you tighter
22:18
*dick pressed against your butt*
22:18
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmm : 3*
22:19
Daisy Kay
c:
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
dickbutt
22:19
Daisy Kay
explore, explore, dream
22:47
Kommissar Mandar
that's deep man...
22:49
Daisy Kay
haha I was just lookin at your wall.
22:49
*climbs into bed and pulls you in with them*
22:49
Kommissar Mandar
haha yeah, my mom posts a lot of those inspirational poster things
22:50
*sleepily nuzzles your chest*
22:50
Thursday, 29. May 2014
Daisy Kay
*rubs your back*
06:22
Kommissar Mandar
I'm makin some lunch
10:31
then last thing to do is load up the car : 3
10:31
Daisy Kay
I should do that too.
10:31
I have not eaten yet
10:31
I need to eat more I am gettin bad at it
10:31
Kommissar Mandar
I been trying to eat less
10:32
Daisy Kay
Just eat right, baby
10:32
We'll find stuff that's good for you that you can enjoy.
10:32
*cuddles you up*
10:33
Kommissar Mandar
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10:33
Daisy Kay
you bed came in
12:30
The boxes are heavy as heck. I'm getting a friend to drive them home
12:31
Kommissar Mandar
yaaay
12:32
I'm just checking and double checking the room, making sure I don't forget anything
12:32
Daisy Kay
me too
12:32
Kommissar Mandar
lol does the the bed feel nice?
12:33
Daisy Kay
it's still boxed
12:33
I'll know when it comes out... and it flops open
12:33
Kommissar Mandar
ooh
12:33
I might just take another nap before I go, make sure I'm super rested
12:34
Daisy Kay
do it
12:34
Kommissar Mandar
My kingdom for a nap
12:34
Daisy Kay
*tucks you in*
12:35
Kommissar Mandar
aww : 3
12:35
I'm tired of people calling me an idiot for driving at night
12:35
People don't get I'm more comfortable drivng that way
12:36
Daisy Kay
the road will be empty!
12:36
Kommissar Mandar
Thank you!
12:36
Daisy Kay
Less cars
12:36
Kommissar Mandar
it's basic math
12:36
less cars = less likelihood of running into one
12:36
Daisy Kay
give me a call or text or gimme your number again. I just wanna have your # saved
13:22
Kommissar Mandar
631-578-6104
13:30
I'll text you
13:30
Exported with Skyperious on 11.01.2017 08:47.
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I actually cut off all my hair over the summer in a fit of rage
21:48
Daisy Kay
*bounces you on her knee* bee bee beep
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
Shmorky is the best ride
21:49
Daisy Kay
You can call me Daisy if you like.
21:49
Kommissar Mandar
You got it, Daisy :)
21:49The saga begins
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MANDYYYY I can't believe you found this holy shit dude. also
my patron nj saint has risen from the ashes. im pretty sure hes still there!
honestly the fact that yall discussed living in nj disturbs me. the fact shmorky was even close to me at any time is creepy. i need to wash my skin in lava or something.
but no for real bless you @Mandarys_Milan this is the best
my patron nj saint has risen from the ashes. im pretty sure hes still there!
honestly the fact that yall discussed living in nj disturbs me. the fact shmorky was even close to me at any time is creepy. i need to wash my skin in lava or something.
but no for real bless you @Mandarys_Milan this is the best
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It takes some real balls to post your chat logs like that.
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"*Daisy cringes, shuddering as she continues to orgasm, building up until she reaches her limit. Her voice cracks as she cries out and she flops onto the bed limply. "
- Shmmoooooorky!!
- Shmmoooooorky!!
Look! A Horse!
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Ah I missed that. Thanks for pointing it out.
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Daisy Kay
oh
22:50
yeah, another thing
22:50
even when I decide to be a boy I still go by the name Daisy.
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
aww
22:50
I like Daisy better than Dave
22:51
Dave was your name before right?
22:51
Daisy Kay
Sent file secrettime-ono-cropp.png.
22:51
Kommissar Mandar
I remember Lowtax kept calling you Dave in the Cry of Fear vids
22:51
Daisy Kay
he was saying something that sounded like that buuuut uh
22:51
i chose a very VERY generic name
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
awww I love that pic
22:52
Daisy Kay
when I was being covert
22:52
I don't mind it I just
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
So was your name always Daisy?
22:53
Daisy Kay
picked the gender-neutral "Shmorky" when I was about... 20 I think?
22:53
Maybe 19.
22:53
and never told anyone my real name
22:53Lying about his name being Dave.
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I don't think there are many Cambodian future mother-in-laws reading Kiwi Farms.
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Daisy Kay
*Carries you around as you nurse on her nipple. "Good girl." she coos in your ear.*
20:21
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god, it feels so good to hear you say that, mama Daisy...
I'll always be your good girl....
*Carries you around as you nurse on her nipple. "Good girl." she coos in your ear.*
20:21
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god, it feels so good to hear you say that, mama Daisy...
I'll always be your good girl....
I've never wanted to die more : )
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I know we knew he was forward with everything but I didn't expect him to break the peeing in the first rp.
if only you knew then that clean underwear was the last thing he wanted
if only you knew then that clean underwear was the last thing he wanted
Export_A
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I must have missed that issue of Cosmo
Tard
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Daisy Kay
The idea that you can't be friends with an ex is absurd and it made up by horny guys who can't get over how they fucked up so they avoid some girl and call her names behind her back and convince everyone that "she is crazy"
14:08"
From the horse's mouth, folks!
Daisy Kay
The idea that you can't be friends with an ex is absurd and it made up by horny guys who can't get over how they fucked up so they avoid some girl and call her names behind her back and convince everyone that "she is crazy"
14:08"
From the horse's mouth, folks!
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Given that the latter literally doesn't exist, I think we can safely conclude they were the former.