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$25/month for the black card membership that lets you use any Planet Fitness location in the US.
Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
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Disregard me for being gay and spreading misinformation. Granted, I haven’t had a membership for quite some time, That’s still not a terrible price nowadays.
John Badman
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a sack of potatoes would look less lumpy.
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No, she's posted herself in a mirror. I have yet to see any "working out".
behindyourightnow
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From the Bluesky thread (funny that Alyssa is so boring that no one here follows her closely enough to have even noticed it).
Anyway, isn't it remarkable that Alyssa just happened to get a message like this at the exact moment she is attempting to build a legal case about harassment linked to being labeled a sex worker?
Crazy that the anonymous man's message was written in a way that perfectly links "SmashJT said I suck dick for money" with "I am now being harassed."
Just such a crazy coincidence!
Anyway, isn't it remarkable that Alyssa just happened to get a message like this at the exact moment she is attempting to build a legal case about harassment linked to being labeled a sex worker?
Crazy that the anonymous man's message was written in a way that perfectly links "SmashJT said I suck dick for money" with "I am now being harassed."
Just such a crazy coincidence!
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Alyssa retweeting her simp Wash Your Crack to stalk her enemies over her Social Blade, deleting her tweets to hide evidence, while Wash Your Crack defends Alyssa Mercante that it's okay for her to delete evidence.
Getting high on mushrooms and going to a Dyker Heights Christmas special. (ARCHIVE) in case she deletes.
She really wants that award for Worst Gaming Journalist.
Of course she hates cops for doing their job to protect and serve.
Apologizing on behalf of herself over a Trump flag.
And then you get her typical selfies in the end.
Getting high on mushrooms and going to a Dyker Heights Christmas special. (ARCHIVE) in case she deletes.
She really wants that award for Worst Gaming Journalist.
Of course she hates cops for doing their job to protect and serve.
Apologizing on behalf of herself over a Trump flag.
And then you get her typical selfies in the end.
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You know it's so fucking over when even gym lighting, which is specifically designed to flatter you, still makes you look like a lumpy mess.
Normally I'd demand immediate execution for this, but in Alyssa's case I want her to set up a tripod and record herself doing literally any lift in the gym.
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Alyssa you dumb broad, you need to tuck in that fat belly on EVERY picture, otherwise its obvious you are sucking it in.
FML, how retarded can one person be?
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"Alyssa", alcohol, proud "bitch", sex worker. I'd clock this as trannydom but seeing the reality, I'd wish I was right. Fucking hell.
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Alyssa posts a lot of gym selfies to own the chuds and does lots of bragging about how fit she is, but very little actual gym content! How are the people supposed to gymsnark?
Don't worry, here are Alyssa's workout routines.
Leg/ass routine:
[x / a]
Back/shoulder routine:
[x / a]
In other news, Alyssa took shrooms and went to look at christmas lights.
[x 1, 2 / a 1, 2]
In other other news @Rick Nekieta's avi kinda looks like Shane
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Rcorp Rabbit 2
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Oh wash, i remember how silent she's become when i asked her why she's harras grummz for liking cancolle arts but extremly fine with love of dave rivera toward Alice from nikke
Talibama
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The skeet that made her change her Bsky profile to signin required
edit: @ @HTTP Error 404 : not created just for the express purpose of trolling Alyssa, they’re just taking pot shots at her today. the bluesky account appears to be a day or so old and has 500+ followers already. their website is https://www.therealgameawards.com/ , created 5/2024 , xitter account (here) was created in march 2024 and has 5000 followers
https://archive.is/IX7bJ
edit: @ @HTTP Error 404 : not created just for the express purpose of trolling Alyssa, they’re just taking pot shots at her today. the bluesky account appears to be a day or so old and has 500+ followers already. their website is https://www.therealgameawards.com/ , created 5/2024 , xitter account (here) was created in march 2024 and has 5000 followers
https://archive.is/IX7bJ
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She really created a fake Real Game Awards bluesky account just to cry about gamers making their own awards show that isn't an industry circle jerk? Amusing.
Hey Alyssa. You're an ugly used up whore and you're going to die alone and forgotten, surrounded by semi-feral cats.
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I dunno, the fact the official xitter posts have no comments just the images while the bluesky reposts have leledgey comments added is sus as fuck to me. It reeks of either Alyssa or a simp trying to make up "evidence" of harassment.
behindyourightnow
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Whoops. Correction: Alyssa is so boring that my own eyes glazed over and I did not even notice despite reading her thread.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's her running the account just because it's so retarded. It can't even stay in the same voice (some of the posts are in the voice of the people running the awards, others are criticizing their choices?) and has the general level of retardation.
I love that this post is aimed at cutting down men's masculinity without realizing that it's an award aimed at the female gaze.
I guess whoever wrote it just saw some non-fat males and it immediately triggered the BEEP BOOP LOOK IT'S MEN I MUST LASH OUT AND TRY TO SCOLD THEM sequence, and did not bother actually reading the words in the image.
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That is not a Bluesky account controlled by the Real Game Awards team, that is obviously one of Alyssa's friends being a faggot mocking Stuttering Craig's project. Because they are faggots and have nothing they can do other than hide in their "like X but safe" hugbox.
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She really wants that award for Worst Games Journalist.
Anyone got $30 for a picture of Kari Keone's anus?
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Yes, giving her attention, even bad attention, like the RGA did, was a mistake.
She thrives on people paying attention to her, and it doesn't matter if it's bad attention. She had multi-week long tweet threats about chronic diarrhea. She had repeated posts about staining her clothes with period blood because she doesn't wear underwear. She dresses like a hipster thinks a used up whore dresses and wears jewelry that proclaims she's a cunt. Anything, ANYTHING, to get eyes on her, because without people paying attention to her she feels cold, alone, and dead inside. (Or rather, she can no longer ignore those feelings.) SmashJT et all should have just blocked her stupid ass and moved on with their lives.
Just. Ignore. Her.
(We're the exception, of course, because she has to seek us out to get her attention fix. I'm talking about public attention. Don't tip the cow, yadda yadda.)
She thrives on people paying attention to her, and it doesn't matter if it's bad attention. She had multi-week long tweet threats about chronic diarrhea. She had repeated posts about staining her clothes with period blood because she doesn't wear underwear. She dresses like a hipster thinks a used up whore dresses and wears jewelry that proclaims she's a cunt. Anything, ANYTHING, to get eyes on her, because without people paying attention to her she feels cold, alone, and dead inside. (Or rather, she can no longer ignore those feelings.) SmashJT et all should have just blocked her stupid ass and moved on with their lives.
Just. Ignore. Her.
(We're the exception, of course, because she has to seek us out to get her attention fix. I'm talking about public attention. Don't tip the cow, yadda yadda.)
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Pressing X to doubt her workout routine. Self-admitted amateurs shouldn’t be giving advice to people when information from professionals is readily available. I know those are older posts, but imagine soliciting exercise advice from someone who looks like one of those Chinese pork buns. It’s like her offering up fashion advice when she doesn’t properly fit in her own dress. Probably should master the basics.