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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 172 22.4%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.7%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    768
Update on Connor's tweets, he's deleted the ones where he played into the joke of him being a faggot. Too bad they're archived!

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"I'm gonna tell everyone on live about your trans sex addiction, dildos, multicolored wigs, leather gloves, lube, poppers, 45-minute douching routine, AND the fact that we met before at The Monster, the gay bar in NYC! Your ENTIRE secret life is gonna come toa fucking end, bitch!"

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Connor now alleging that Burt got kicked out of the sex before it began by the tranny
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Connor is also claiming that the crashout really started after telling Burt that neither he nor Alex will ever have feelings for him. Ouch. So Burt's in super scorned gay lover mode.
 
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Burt is currently live on Twitter/X spaces talking about the night with the tranny.

Connor claims their hookup is a delusion. Burt says "all three were naked in bed, no vagina in sight". Connor apparently couldn't get an erection, Burt's dick wasn't big enough for him, Connor went to douche for 45 minutes and Burt had a conversation with the tranny about Connor. He said he'll expose more about their conversation on his livestream later.

Edit: Burt's brother shows up and Burt leaves.
 
Conner turning out to be a closeted homosexual is somehow the least shocking thing that's happened post season 3.
 
Flat Web said:
I have been able to excuse all the additional site features that try to gamify the viewing experience, as they largely can be ignored aside from some annoying sounds and popups if you decide to watch on-site with default settings…

However an API tie-in to the for this sort of experience, in an attempt to sell micro transactions with the tradeoff of allowing for the earning of more on-site tokens, is probably going to negate any actual good gameplay they manage to develop. Might as well do a cookie clicker clone with Sam Hyde’s face and call it a day.
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A schizo or red room themed cookie clicker would make more sense, actually and probably help keep people idly engaged in the mean time. Some people would devote dozens or even hundreds of hours to it if it meant some free tokens.
 
BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
I never bought Burt's 'nice guy' act post tank
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I mean, I'm not surprised. As soon as the Jim O'Hara thing came out I knew for sure that pretty much everything bad about Burt was probably true. Everyone who's worked in the academic cheating industry for an extended period is a clinical psychopath and usually has other issues on top of that. People should stay far away from that shit. Don't buy from them and definitely don't work for them.

Once when I was unemployed for a spell, I wrote a few papers for a guy to pay my bills. Turns out, he shorted me and when I walked away, he attempted to blackmail me into writing more for him. Guy still contacts me once every few years to send empty threats.
 
Crazy how Burt was always respectful of the Trans Community and its nomenclature, right up to the point he feels he is not getting what he wants. Then its daft blokes in a dress playing pretend.

Just like he was a Heavy Weight Boxing Coach, only to be utterly shit at boxing.

Its all a false front for the golden one. I suspect he has crossed serious lines with regards to his "dating world"*

 
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