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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    766
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
hmm interesting...

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That wasn't actually her, but we are blamed for it.
 
TwistedFreak said:
Burt is fucked up past the point of no return.
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Yeah, but so is Connor. He's hanging out with the likes of Burt, getting high on who knows what on stream, and hanging out with trannies. Don't deceive yourself that Connor is somehow salvagable.
TwistedFreak said:
I'll hold out some hope that S4 has higher minded content in store,
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It won't. This is the type of shit that people like to see. These types of people make Sam money. They will put an effort into finding people just like this, and worse, for next season.
I Am Not Really said:
So Connor's whole story regarding the grindr account is that he signed up that night bc he wanted to get people over and have Burt pick "to his liking" but failed? He didn't deny having an account but claims that the one Burt is parading around is fake.
Burt said he found that account bc it showed him the notification that he is 0 meters away from him and he confirmed it by messaging him. Connor then blocked his account. On grindr this results in not being able to show the profile anymore. To make the above screenshot Burt had to use his second account and seemingly filtered by that profile's attributes and preferences. That the profile later on deleted the photos is for Burt the concluding proof that it is Connor's account. Would a person with filters set to t-people even appear in a "bi" guys notifications?
I honestly wouldn't put it above Burt to fake that account. The VOD is not public sadly so I can't double check but Burt wasn't able to find the profile again after trying to provide further evidence of it. Burt himself said he found it strange that Connor would use grindr to look for trans people so IDK.
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Interesting...
 
Burt kept referring to Luke as "Sam's protege" and I think he's onto something. The real crypto-winner of S3 was Luke all along!
 
Burt's been active on the Fishtank reddit today:
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1. Honest and trustworthy? Absolutely—he lied to me and the entire FishTank audience without even breaking a sweat. That takes real integrity.

2. Respectful of others’ property? Of course—he only stole my testosterone (and maybe more), because apparently, being a kleptomaniac is part of his charm.

3. Supportive of sobriety? Totally—he sabotaged mine by manipulating me into breaking it, but hey, what’s sobriety when Connor’s busy being a positive influence?

4. Appropriate and professional? You bet—showing nudes on my stream and pretending to snort cocaine is what we call “family-friendly” content in Connor Land.

5. A tech-savvy advocate for creators? Oh yeah—knowingly playing copyrighted music on my stream was his way of “helping” me, right? Nothing says support like trying to nuke my channel.

6. Loyal and considerate friend? 100%—he tricked me into bringing a trans sex worker into my apartment under false pretenses and then made me pay for someone I wasn’t even attracted to. True friendship goals right there.

7. Substance-free role model? For sure—bringing and doing illicit drugs in my apartment just adds to his glowing résumé of positive behaviors.

8. Accountable and communicative? Obviously—he blocked me on every platform and ignored me after causing utter chaos in my life. Who wouldn’t admire such mature conflict resolution?

9. Honest and upfront? Oh, he’s so upfront—he forced me to lie on my livestream to cover his mess, proving just how much he cares about transparency.

10. Champion of mental health? Naturally—calling me a “gay schizo retard off his meds” is definitely how you show concern for someone’s well-being.

11. Supporter of creative expression? Clearly—trying to get my YouTube channel banned was just his way of encouraging me to find new platforms to thrive on.
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Burt admits that he's getting off on all of this.
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The grand finale is coming soon............
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
Ah, he must have burted enough to hit the real high levels of post nut shame. Now begins the "it was all jokes" bit.
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Disagree, Burt has stayed consistant about his desire to play problematic characters, so him freaking out so much on Connor is in line with this, he is getting off on being a freak like this.
 
Blackstar said:
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Burt admits that he's getting off on all of this.
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"I know I'm a sex depraved psychopathic nigger, but please do not stop sending me money and excusing my antisocial behavior, White people. I'm just joking about every negative quality I display. I'm a method actor. Did I mention how high IQ I am? Please keep sending me money."
 
TwistedFreak said:
"I know I'm a sex depraved psychopathic nigger, but please do not stop sending me money and excusing my antisocial behavior, White people. I'm just joking about every negative quality I display. I'm a method actor. Did I mention how high IQ I am? Please keep sending me money."
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Money well earned. He's been putting on the show of a lifetime (intentionally or not) since the start of season 3. Also, he responds to TTS better than 90% of streamers, and much more consistently. You think he's gonna stream for 12-24 hours at a time for free?
 
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Rare Cowboy interview. He's talking about what it's like working as Production.

LARP spinoffs aren't off the menu and they still keep talking about the spaceship.
 
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