Gross Rain Florence / Linzi Panhorst - Skinny Bitch Obsessed with Extended Breastfeeding and Only Eating Fruit

voiceguy said:

Duhhhh-eeeeee Juhhhh-aaaaaaaa is becoming a truly exceptional child under Linzi's tutelage. Wow! Did you see how he got the word "eat" after Linzi told him what it was ten times? And then immediately forgot it? Take it from an ex-teacher, reading without comprehension is pointless. I want to see how she teaches him the diphthong "ough" , which has six different sounds: tough, cough, through, thought, though and bough.

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Yes it was pretty hard to watch, I didn't even make it through the whole video. He's just copying whatever sounds she makes, there is no understanding at all. Someone in the comments section suggested it would be a better use of time to teach him how to pronounce words more clearly and I agree with that.

It looked like she was trying to teach him Braille

'Mama hand'. 'Let's do this one and I'll fart again'
Kid is going to be dependent on that woman his whole life.
I didn't watch the whole video, but why would you upload a video of your child failing so badly?

I don't recall ever learning to read that way. My parents just read with me a lot. I was able to do (very basic) reading at his age.

voiceguy said:

I want to see how she teaches him the diphthong

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I'm sure she'll come up with her own horrifying meaning to "dip thong".

At his age shouldnt he be able to talk?
Atleast kinda understandable shit

Dade said:

At his age shouldnt he be able to talk?
Atleast kinda understandable shit

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Yes, he should be able to speak in understandable sentences by now. He's feral weirdling being force-breast-fed by a lunatic who eats only fruit, plays with her cervical mucus, washes her hair with her menstrual blood and fucks random dudes while filming it. Frankly, it's remarkable that Bubba isn't smearing his shit on the walls and barking like a Russian orphan raised by wild dogs.

Let's see what Florence has been up to during our little hiatus:
Forget about beets -- if you really want people to see you know nothing about applying make-up, use blackberries! I don't know if blackberry juice can hurt your eyes if it gets in them (it is acidic, after all) but I do not that doctors recommend staying away from blackberries if you're breast-feeding. I also like when she re-applies it to her lips and gets a bit of pulp on her lower lip. After that, all I could watch was tht disgusting bit of pulp...I mean, "You're looking beautiful, Fllo!' <gag>
I see DJ still spends a lot of time on all fours and seems kind of wobbly on two feet, but it is his nearly incomprehensible singing of the alphabet song that really pisses me off here. I think his language skills are minimal at best, and a child his age shouldn't sound like he's guessing doing the alphabet.
But the biggest news:
Flo has a new boyfriend! Who was breast-fed until he was twelve! TWELVE! Quite frankly, at that age it goes beyond just feeding and into the area of oral sexual gratification. But at least they don't speak the same language so she doesn't have to worry about him objecting to how she treats her son. I wonder if this means no more porn or if he's going to be her new co-star. She says she's going to learn Spanish by being with him. I wonder what she's going to think when she finds out the town she lives in -- Banos -- can be translated as "toilets".

Who needs school when your mum has wonder tits?

Wasn't he like four/five now? Does he even socialise with other kids or does his mother scare them away?

Holy crap. The still shot on that last video makes her look like TFVG. Is it a thing that when you go vegan your face twists into crazy uncontrollable expressions?

voiceguy said:

Let's see what Florence has been up to during our little hiatus:

Flo has a new boyfriend! Who was breast-fed until he was twelve! TWELVE! Quite frankly, at that age it goes beyond just feeding and into the area of oral sexual gratification. But at least they don't speak the same language so she doesn't have to worry about him objecting to how she treats her son. I wonder if this means no more porn or if he's going to be her new co-star. She says she's going to learn Spanish by being with him. I wonder what she's going to think when she finds out the town she lives in -- Banos -- can be translated as "toilets".

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There are videos of them fucking (spoiler alert: Rain looks like she is TERRIBLE in bed), Rain blowing him and him helping her wax her pussy out already.

I think we're going to see a definite up-tick in the amount of Rain porn if what is already out is any indication.

Also, her husband ran away with another woman which is why Rain has a new dude herself.

PTNR 2.0 said:

There are videos of them fucking (spoiler alert: Rain looks like she is TERRIBLE in bed), Rain blowing him and him helping her wax her pussy out already.

I think we're going to see a definite up-tick in the amount of Rain porn if what is already out is any indication.

Also, her husband ran away with another woman which is why Rain has a new dude herself.

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There goes dinner...

PTNR 2.0 said:

There are videos of them fucking (spoiler alert: Rain looks like she is TERRIBLE in bed),

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I thought crazy women were supposed to be really good in bed. Like, why would you date them otherwise?

voiceguy said:

Flo has a new boyfriend! Who was breast-fed until he was twelve! TWELVE! Quite frankly, at that age it goes beyond just feeding and into the area of oral sexual gratification. But at least they don't speak the same language so she doesn't have to worry about him objecting to how she treats her son.

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So he doesn't understand her most of the time, and she barely understands him. I wonder how he'd feel about her if he actually comprehended all the ignorant nonsense she spews. From what PTNR said though, it seems this relationship is based mostly on sex. I can't help but question his other possible motives for being with her...

Donald's not much better - he actually told Linzi/Rain his current girlfriend is tighter than her, likely sparking her decision to get her pubes waxed off and bragging about her previous lovers saying her menses tasted "sweet" (I'm really sorry if you're eating while reading this). They supposedly went to Ecuador to stop their son getting taken away but from what we're observing they're doing fuck all in regards to his wellbeing. What was the point? He just seems to be a pet they barely feed and cloth and then drag around while they chase new fuckbuddies.

Ubiquitous said:

So he doesn't understand her most of the time, and she barely understands him. I wonder how he'd feel about her if he actually comprehended all the ignorant nonsense she spews. From what PTNR said though, it seems this relationship is based mostly on sex. I can't help but question his other possible motives for being with her...

Donald's not much better - he actually told Linzi/Rain his current girlfriend is tighter than her, likely sparking her decision to get her pubes waxed off and bragging about her previous lovers saying her menses tasted "sweet" (I'm really sorry if you're eating while reading this). They supposedly went to Ecuador to stop their son getting taken away but from what we're observing they're doing fuck all in regards to his wellbeing. What was the point? He just seems to be a pet they barely feed and cloth and then drag around while they chase new fuckbuddies.

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Very true. It seems like he wears one of three outfits in all of the recent videos, which makes me wonder if he has any other clothes at all. And he can barely stand up straight anymore, he seems to prefer being on all fours from being treated like an animal for his entire life.

Linzi spouting more bollocks on a subject she has no clue about:

voiceguy said:

Very true. It seems like he wears one of three outfits in all of the recent videos, which makes me wonder if he has any other clothes at all. And he can barely stand up straight anymore, he seems to prefer being on all fours from being treated like an animal for his entire life.

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A filthy pair of cut offs being their entire wardrobe is pretty standard for hippy kids.

I had no idea my anxiety was caused by being circumcised over 60 years ago. Those rotten doctors!

She seems to think that this is something unique to America, when it's practiced in most non-third-world countries -- like in Toile--erm--Bano, Ecuador.

"God put it there" -- true, but then God said "Whoops! My bad! Go ahead and whack it off...Cut! I meant cut it off!"

I assume this was originally accompanied by music, but YT appears to have muted it. Watch the skin under her ribcage crease as she tries desperately to garner male attention.

Ubiquitous said:

I assume this was originally accompanied by music, but YT appears to have muted it. Watch the skin under her ribcage crease as she tries desperately to garner male attention.

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Holy crap. I can't even watch this. A great way to burn off belly fat? She has none, which makes it a great way to mess up your metabolism. And if she thinks she does have belly fat and needs this kind of exercise, then she should be committed to a psych ward and her son taken away from her.

voiceguy said:

Holy crap. I can't even watch this. A great way to burn off belly fat? She has none, which makes it a great way to mess up your metabolism. And if she thinks she does have belly fat and needs this kind of exercise, then she should be committed to a psych ward and her son taken away from her.

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Bitch be crazy, but bitch still be smart enough to move to Ecuador so bitch don't gunna be locked up for child abuse, and boy not taken away and given to dem strange people who say boy must eat solid food or he ill.