Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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ChonkyNeko said:
Fuck it, i'll make some notes based on my own assumptions and theories

-25 so he was born in 1999/2000
-Autistic and required a tard wrangler so he probably was prone to sperging the fuck out
-Most likely got into anime through the remaining runoffs of the Anime Boom

that's what i've got so far
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Van Hogendorp is a patrician family that belongs to the Dutch nobility.

The first recorded member is the Gijsbert Gillisz. van Hogendorp who died in The Hague in 1584 and worked as a councillor for the High Council of Holland. During the 17th and 18th century the family played a role in the government of Rotterdam.

The possessions of the Van Hogendorp family include the partly free lordships of Moerkapelle, Wilde Veenen, Sint-Jan ten Steen, Glossenberghe, Hofwegen, Steenhuysen, Cromstrijen and Heijningen. In 1748 Gijsbert van Hogendorp was granted the title of Reichsgrave by emperor Francis I.

In 1811, emperor Napoleon gave Dirk van Hogendorp the title of Comte de l'Empire. In 1814, Gijsbert Karel van Hogendorp was appointed to the ridderschap (thus de facto recognized into the nobility) and in 1815 granted the title Count of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, with inheritance of the title to the legal, eldest son.

In 1867, his younger son Frederik van Hogendorp was granted the title Baron of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, with inheritance of the title to the legal eldest son. This was converted into inheritance of the baronial title on all in 1868. Untitled noble members of other branches of the family still bear the predicate Jonkheer.

Notable members

Gijsbert Karel van Hogendorp (1762-1834), politician.

Dirk van Hogendorp (1761-1822)

Dirk van Hogendorp (1797-1845)

Mariane van Hogendorp (1834-1909), feminist and suffrage activist.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
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To try and convey to him how seriously I take these ultimatums, I have added the react stickers he would have got with the sketch and snip tool. Apologies that I can't draw, but I don't have time to learn now that I've apparently been drafted to fight for Ukraine.

Slava ukraini!

Also, do any of the weebs know who Noushintou Hoshi is and what he wrote? I am legitimately worried if I google shit this guy likes that I'll wind up on some sort of list.
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lol no nigger enjoy prison
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
Everyone update your numbers. I moved up two spots. @The Un-Clit , welcome to the #1 spot.
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It doesn't matter, the list for kiwis is gone.


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Criteria of Scum​

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List of people who should not be trusted. Will continue updating this.
  • 03bgood - For being rude and Bullying Ed (Hoods)
  • Andrew Ditch
  • Elon Musk - For flooding my Twitter with porn bots.
  • Donald Trump - Extremely racist president.
  • Dan Cilley
  • MrConnman1123
  • Vladimir Putin - For Invading Ukraine
  • Adolf Hitler - For creating the nazi ideology.
  • Tom Macdonald
  • Ben Shapiro
  • Alex Jones
  • Eric Dubay
  • Paul Joseph Watson
  • Dollyflesh - Killing animals
  • Johnny Somali
  • Jack Doharty
  • Jake Paul
  • Logan Paul
  • KSI
  • Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.
  • Jay5ive (Discogs) - Bullying me.
  • Galton's Ghost (Telegram) - Bullying me.
  • James the Preacher
  • Pastor Steven Anderson
  • Steven Assanti
  • Tucker Carlson
  • Isabella Loretta Janke - Trolling Chris Chan
  • Political Enjoyer - Stealing art from Zyakulo and other anime artists.
  • Sheldon Donner - Exposing me.
  • XXX Prince the 2nd - Stealing my videos.
  • Jesuswithbazookas79
-Removed from list-
  • Noushintou Hoshi (Added to the Must Protect List)
  • Boolio96
  • Arkomia
  • Susan Wojcicki
  • Raptorpotractor (Reddit)
  • Christine Weston Chandler
  • Theme Park Review
  • Emily Nicole Cassidy
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Axiom.
  • We Are The Witches
 
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PaperRoads said:
It doesn't matter, the list for kiwis is gone.


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Criteria of Scum​

1 min read
List of people who should not be trusted. Will continue updating this.
  • 03bgood - For being rude and Bullying Ed (Hoods)
  • Andrew Ditch
  • Elon Musk - For flooding my Twitter with porn bots.
  • Donald Trump - Extremely racist president.
  • Dan Cilley
  • MrConnman1123
  • Vladimir Putin - For Invading Ukraine
  • Adolf Hitler - For creating the nazi ideology.
  • Tom Macdonald
  • Ben Shapiro
  • Alex Jones
  • Eric Dubay
  • Paul Joseph Watson
  • Dollyflesh - Killing animals
  • Johnny Somali
  • Jack Doharty
  • Jake Paul
  • Logan Paul
  • KSI
  • Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.
  • Jay5ive (Discogs) - Bullying me.
  • Galton's Ghost (Telegram) - Bullying me.
  • James the Preacher
  • Pastor Steven Anderson
  • Steven Assanti
  • Tucker Carlson
  • Isabella Loretta Janke - Trolling Chris Chan
  • Political Enjoyer - Stealing art from Zyakulo and other anime artists.
  • Sheldon Donner - Exposing me.
  • XXX Prince the 2nd - Stealing my videos.
  • Jesuswithbazookas79
-Removed from list-
  • Noushintou Hoshi (Added to the Must Protect List)
  • Boolio96
  • Arkomia
  • Susan Wojcicki
  • Raptorpotractor (Reddit)
  • Christine Weston Chandler
  • Theme Park Review
  • Emily Nicole Cassidy
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Axiom.
  • We Are The Witches
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DAMNIT!! Is the negotiations list still there?
 
A Very Big Fish said:
Also, do any of the weebs know who Noushintou Hoshi is and what he wrote? I am legitimately worried if I google shit this guy likes that I'll wind up on some sort of list.
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You have a good intuition.
Super Mario Brothers said:
Gonna make another post because I've accepted that the thread will never slow down at this point. It may get buried but oh well.


Actually it seems like the name she uses is 脳震盪ほし. Noushintou/脳震盪 literally meaning "concussion." I don't know much Japanese but it seems intentional, given that what she posts is guro. (And also why to be aware if you search her up.) I haven't looked through much myself given most sites she posts on need to be signed up to view more, but I'd be wary since one post contains irl self harm.
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Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
No wonder why Alex was obsessed with Noushintou Hoshi.
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What the fuck? Alex is probably jealous that it isn't him but why????
Also lol
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Anyways I can't find any direct interactions between them. All I found is these videos, which leads me to believe that this relationship was really one sided (on Alex's side).
edit: Because I am too lazy to do any more research, the conclusion that I came to is that Alex found some mentally unstable girl on the internet and developed an extremely obsessive one-sided relationship with her. While she was ok with it at first because Alex gave her a lot of money, eventually she got creeped out and blocked him, which caused him to sperg out.
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I haven't done much more digging because I don't have time, but I've also concluded:

A. Alex has trouble learning other languages, and likely never was able to use Japanese at all.
B. Noushintou-san's social media seems to all be in Japanese, and I have seen nothing in English or any other language

Thus,

C. Alex and Noushintou most likely had very awkward google translated conversations back to back with each other. Given that English and Japanese are very difficult to machine translate, I expect that any misunderstandings would be 2x to happen as they both seem to have their own extreme mental issues.

I wonder if Concussion-san is going to be very confused seeing a random English site when searching for her username.
 
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